#this movie FUCKS severely
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Gaslight, Gatekeep, Goncharov
The Clock Scene and the constant reminders of it throughout the movie really hit me as you can see, you cannot get the Gonch without the Clock 😌
Best Scorsese movie ever, I cry every time i watch it.
Thank you @beelzeebub you cured my artblock✨
#goncharov#gonchposting#goncharov (1973)#katya michailov#katya goncharov#sofya#katya x sofia#andrey daddano#gonchandrey#martin scorsese#unreality#matteo jwhj 0715#this movie FUCKS severely#cinema#art#artwork#digital drawing#digital art#illustration#my art
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The world was so ungrateful to you...
#animation#2d animation#disney#dreamworks#warner bros#early 2000's 2D animated movies fucked so hard and the public was too cowardly to admit that#they let several great movies die a bad man's death and i will always be furious about it...#hall of infamy
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oh my god?? SAWNIC????? IS THAT YOU???
#i keep forgetting that ive been obsessed with several cartoons and could easily make saw aus of all of them#im very passionate abt their species tho mandy could be a pig and adam could be a mouse#i was like 2 seconds from redrawing mark as a bear but the fucked up tail and clipped droopy ears persuaded me#might draw these again idk who tf looking for sawnic art lol#amanda young#lawrence gordon#adam faulkner stanheight#chainshipping#peter strahm#mark hoffman#saw movies#sonic#larry art tag
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THAT'S THE POWER OF... LOVE!!! ❤️🔥
#my art#promare#galolio#digital art#illustration#galo thymos#lio fotia#rewatched peak with my friends a few days ago and i was inspired to do this#it's a redraw of a piece from 2020! huge improvement#and i love how it turned out and am very proud of it#also i generated the title with a generator so shoutout to the promare title generator#this movie still fucks severely
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Accurate Reenactments Based On Facts
Most cultures across the Galaxy do their utmost to preserve and remember their history, both the great achievements, and the terrible mistakes. Humans go a few dozen steps further.
They introduced us to a concept called "Historical reenactments" - accurate recreations of the situations and conditions of ancient events, usually battles, played out with prop equipment by real people. They also said they sometimes do these just for fun and don't care about being 100% accurate.
This particular reenactment was of a battle called Thermopylae. Using numerous historical records, they recreated the location, printed slightly lighter versions of the armor (well, helmets only for some) they wore, and dull weapons with embedded stun shockers that would create a kinetic "bump" upon contact to prevent actual injury by pushing the person back instead.
Once everyone was geared up the atmosphere changed, both visually as the holographic projectors did their thing, and from the Humans themselves - their demeanor became that of... wilderness. Ferocity. Deadly focus. It was quite fear inducing even from afar.
Then the defenders in red, the "Spartans", created a sort of spiky dome with their shields and spears. Then the attackers in blue, the "Persians" unleashed a terrifying volley of arrows, the sky hologram went darker, then a bright beam of light shone upon the defenders as they swept off arrows stuck to their shields in dramatic fashion before proceeding to charge towards their assaulting foes.
We noticed the "Spartans" were all much larger than the "Persians", and actually were equipped with subtle and very modern exoskeletons. Perplexed by this we asked if these Spartans had a very particular technological advantage for their time:
"Well, not as far as we can tell, but based on the materials we have, Spartans were, like, really buff and super strong compared to the average person of the time. Plus, according to the feats of strength they supposedly displayed, we suspect they became an extinct branch of Humanity at some point, so the exoskeletons are there to mimic what we think they were like. Anyway, look, this is the coolest part."
As they spoke, the artificial gravity was lowered slightly and there was a spike in the power output from the exoskeleton equipped Spartans. Now they were flinging the approaching Persians dozens of feet into the air, a single bare-chested man kicked three of them at once backwards at a whole group, knocking the wind out of them.
This sort of extreme violence continued for several minutes.
Suddenly, an incredibly large Persian man on a throne was carried to what was effectively the center stage. Him and a heavily bearded Spartan exchanged a dramatic dialogue, the Spartan threw his spear at the Persian, who dodged it with a single turn of his head, then proceeded to summon a massive horde of small Persians who quickly began to overrun the Spartans.
There were bodies and shields and spears and pieces of armor flying everywhere, but gradually all the red became engulfed by the blue, and only one remaining Spartan managed to wriggle his way out of the carnage and make a run for it back to their city in the distance.
Seemingly satisfied after plucking out the bearded Spartan from the pile, the giant Persian roared in triumph and this is when the reenactment ended and everyone gathered for a feast.
So this is how ancient Human Battles went, huh.
"Well, not all of them. Usually it's between more equal forces in large open fields, or prolonged sieges, which can be a bit boring to recreate.
You should come back next month, we'll be doing an old naval battle between the British Empire and Independent Pirates Lords. It ends with a really sweet whirlpool showdown. Man, what are the odds of that happening, eh?"
#humans are space orcs#humans are space oddities#humans are space australians#humans are deathworlders#humanity fuck yeah#story#carionto#300#reenactment#pirates of the caribbean#humans like movies#movies are historically accurate if you've gone through several civilization collapses
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Important addition to the Renfield canon:
Beanbag chair.
#renfield#potato quality screencaps from my own videos#look I paid to see the movie I get to take home several minutes in a to-go box I'm buying the fucking blu rays later
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ballister and ambrosius are just the 'me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic' joke but it goes either way because look at them??
#ballister headbutting several armored guards and SEEMINGLY not getting a concussion after??#but also ballister and his big brown autistic eyes and his character in general???#ambrosius being fucking COOL???#but also ambrosius not showing much emotion at times and hidinig his feelings and augh???????#theyre so fucking cool dude#the gays ever#ballister x ambrosius#ballister blackheart#ballister boldheart#ballister nimona#ambrosius goldenloin#nimona ambrosius#nimona 2023#nimona film#nimona#nimona movie#nimona netflix#nimona ballister
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(re)watched in 2024: The Fifth Element
#the fifth element#bruce willis#milla jovovich#gary oldman#luc besson#i finally rewatched this after seeing several gifsets on my dash lately#and i still really love this fucking movie#it's ridiculous in all the right ways#(re)watched in 2024#rebel made
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hey man. if youre complaining about the actors in the borderlands movie being "too old" for the roles. i wanna remind you that in the trailer alone, for a bl1 based movie, hyperion is branded yellow and white instead of red and black, tina is the same age shes supposed to be in 2, krieg has escaped hyperion when jack isnt even supposed to be ruling yet, and fuckin. mouthpiece from bl3 was there. just off the top of my head. i could find more lore inconsistencies if i tried
frankly i think the only issue with the casting is how many of them are zionists and the fact that theyre trying to make roland a comedic character played by kevin hart when hes supposed to be the straight man. like. come on. roland is the only even slightly normal one out of the first games vault hunters (i really dont care that much at the end of the day, thats just my main gripe besides the zionism)
#borderlands#daring to main tag this#i just think its stupid to complain about the ages of the actors when. theyre already fucking the lore up severely anyway#besides. jamie lee curtis seems like she plays tannis REALLY well#id gladly take actors who are too old for their roles than too young#and imma be real. ill take lilith looking like anything other than a generic video game girl im sorry#also imma be real if you ever expected a borderlands movie to be good youre delusional#the games writing has always been pretty bad#mr anthony bitch and dameon clarke were what carried so much of the story people remember#and they arent helping in this movie at all#this isnt about anyone in specific btw ive just seem multiple people complaining about it#and i think its stupid
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Something you can definitely tell with a lot of talk with the Devs development with Astarion's story, to Wyll's story. Wyll's rewrite was crunched to the point a new actor had to come in for him (the EA actor for Wyll is a theatre actor and judging timelines on the rewrite, if he's in a production he's Def locked in for months at a time plus preparation and rehearsals). Compare to Astarions story arc, where the writer was allowed to mull and write the best stuff in parts where he was stuck writing for astarions arc. And have some long term input from Neil.
And I can't help but feel sad. Because both EA Wyll and release Wyll both deserved to have time to stew and mull and have input from both actors to how his character arc goes. And it just makes me sad that both players and larian had absolutely no faith in receiving/writing a black character. Or even the desire to take risks that the writer for astarion's arc took.
#wyll#bg3 wyll#wyll ravengard#i wonder what Lanre Malaolu thought about being recast#because doing some light reading Lanre really shone in his works and shows elements of black masculinity that doesnt get explored#wyll compels me so much and it sucks because i think his arc was so interesting in EA ;(#also lesson learnt from this is writing is fucking hard#esp in collaborative arts like theatre movies and games#you cant churn out stuff within like several months like the implications when they announced the recast and rewrite before release#larian critical
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She married this guy
#Carol probably has seen the simpsons movie several times given that she had a young daughter in the 2000s#they've been living like medieval peasants for so long I forgot that they used to live in Normal America before 2010#scribbles#the walking dead#the walking dead fanart#twd#twd fanart#king ezekiel#carol peletier#morgan jones#the simpsons#I never rly appreciated Ezecarol enough#(yeah I made up my own ship name for them because Carzekiel fucking sucks lmao)#she went from ''you're a joke'' to becoming part of the fairytale#''you're amazing'' (derogatory) to ''you're amazing'' (honorific)
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I don't think Homura is evil because of any of the ethical or moral questions raised by her actions in rebellion. I think she's evil because she created a reality where Madoka had to live in America for 3 years
#pmmm#madoka magica#for the record i dont really care about if a character is evil or not. i find homuras motivations to be fascinating#i literally JUST fiinished the movie so i havent quite gathered my thoughts on her but i loved the movie and how it expanded on the themes#of the show#also the animation fucks severely
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nonono you don't get it, we hate JK Rowling because she's BOTH deeply fucking bigoted AND Millennial Cringe.
Scott Cawthon is totally different cause yes he's deeply fucking bigoted, but is Zoomer Cringe which is less bad, and also has stayed off twitter which has saved his soul and makes his donations to fascists meaningless. hope this help.
#literal codex entry#i'm usually not one to get tilted about this kinda stuff cause we don't always get to choose what's important to us#but it's weird as fuck to see so much of the 'if you buy the new HP game you're dead to me' crowd suddenly pogging cuz YOOOO FNAF MOVIE#also goes without saying that this isn't a defense of Rowling i hope she gets hit by several buses at the same time
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Loki, the Weapon
Loki Moodboard trilogy: 1 | 2 | 3
Special mentions of shit I really wanted to add but didn't know how:
#loki#avengers loki#I'm gonna get severed for this title XD#marvel#the avengers movie#the avengers 2012#I uhhhhhhh someone get me an automatic tagger XD#moodboard#my moodboards#moodboards#my moodboard#I thought of adding water stuff bc drowning + loss of control + etc but I can't make a 12by12 fucking grid of this so I thought maybe not#I like how the 'bad' editing on the eye words kinda symbolizes where they come from#like I was trying to drag the green out and then I pulled back adn went wait a minute#symbolism???? and u know what sure symbolism#I don't like how the top ones are smaller but it won't let me make them tall unless I cut the left one and I Refuse so eh
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Currently watching Hey Melissa from the nerdy Prudes must Livestream and I'm ngl. What the fuck. Like I tend to come away from darker media wishing they'd made it just a little more fucked up cause I really enjoy super weird out there horror stuff and yeah fucking hell this goes there. I love it don't get me wrong but holy fucking shit its so fucked who came up with this. Anyway haha they made jon meow
#I LOVE FINDING SHIT THAT IS ACTUALLY AS WEIRD AND FUCKED UP AS I ALWAYS WANT IT TOBE#CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT>>>>>>>#the ideal reaction to a bit of media is 'what the actual fuck did i just watch'#it only works if its weird disturbing tho like just upsetting disturbing i dont like much it just makes me sad yk#but i loveit when its just the weirdest shit youve ever hesrd of like who came up with this strange nightmare fever dream#i wanna feel like ive just watched a scary movie while severely ill with the flu :)#anyway thats my rant over i really fucking like nightmare time thank youuu#wet floor sign#nightmare time#hatchetverse#tgwdlm#hatchetfield#paul matthews#hey melissa
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the cow scene in aou makes me so deeply uncomfortable and i'm not sure i can articulate why
#i love cowbell of happiness because it actually had like. thematic purpose#but in the movie it feels like they just put nanami being a cow in like. deep distress for several minutes for no fucking reason#and i just. ugh. i can barely watch it honestly.#m
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