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fangirlingpuggle · 1 year
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Half asleep Bowuigi idea where Luigi gets kidnapped and somehow castle chef is not able to make food and Luigi volunteers because these kids are hungry and they need to eat!
He makes a massive Italian meal, Kamek doesn't even know where he got the ingredients from but he eats a bit and is not complaining, all the Koopalings eat it and are instantly like ‘we are keeping him’.
Suddenly all the minions are actually really really trying to stop Mario it goes to Kaizo levels hard and Mario is not having a good time, but he is getting his brother back. Peach is not sure if she should be offended or not that they’ve never been this bad when it was her kidnapped.
Bowsers confused why it’s taking Mario so long (He’s a bit happy though because the green one is kinda nice to talk to NOT THAT HE WILL EVER ADMIT THAT)
Bonus: The Koopalings met Polterpup and lose their minds because IT’S A DOG! IT’S A GHOST DOG! HE HAS A GHOST DOG WE ARE KEEPING HIM AND THE DOG! WHY DID YOU KEEP KIDNAPPING THE PRINCESS DAD THIS GUY IS SO COOL AND HE HAS A DOG!
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singing-swan · 3 months
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Twitter seemed to like that one so I’m inflicting it on Tumblr too. After the Fanfest news that G’raha was originally supposed to be green, all I could think about was Tomato Tia….
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crunchiestbones · 29 days
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Clancy: the newest Jellicle Cat
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feelingtheaster99 · 3 months
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It is completely in character for Percy to say he has some dumb questions, then ask incredibly valid questions that no one has brought up till now
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fairy and walrus? these gay bodytypes are getting wilder names each year, I swear it was still twink and bear not so long ago
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rat-nest · 10 months
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I love killdeer so much. Truly. However they are some of the dumbest creatures on the planet someone help them
#THE ROAD IS A BAD NESTING PLACE YOURE SUPPOSED TO RUN AWAY WHEN FACED WITH A GIANT DOG#its like. 3 adults and 4 little fuzzy babies. just in the road! all day! huddling up in one of the potholes#thankfully Jasons prey drive is not for birds? he wants to chase them yes but if he catches up he just kinds stops#like he doesnt know what to do#small mammals he wants to kill tho 😬 when he was younger that 100% included tiny dogs but hes gotten over that thankfully#disclaimer: i did not willingly test the small dog thing people just wouldnt stop bringing their 7lb toy dogs to the big dog side#even when i was like HEY UH my dog is not good with small dogs!! and they just rolled their eyes while i went to go leash him#but i didnt always see them come in so a few times suddenly theres this teacup poodle yapping at my legs#and jason is just. fine? confused but not acting like he just saw a rabbit#and hes been good with little dogs since tho i still keep a very close eye on him#idk what id do if anything happened what do you even say in that situation?#anyway not like we go to the park more than a few times a year since no one can actually tell if their dog is dog friendly or not 🙃#but like!!! they have separated areas for big and small dogs for a reason!!!#that got very off topic im just glad his crazy (for a collie) prey drive when he was younger seems to be mellowing out#maybe someday we can revisit herding and he will not try to nip the sheep 🙃🙃🙃🙃#anyway. please. the killdeer. they are so sweet but so dumb
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konakoro · 6 months
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Oh god, Alucard outlived his polycule
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sensitiveheartless · 7 months
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(The rest is under the readmore!)
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bluerosefox · 8 months
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No Longer In Service
Okay
Okay
hear me out
Ghost King Danny Summoning!
The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc
EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.
They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.
SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...
Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...
Everything is dead silent. No one moves...
Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.
The noise?
It was the no longer in service beep.
“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”
The world went silent after that.
That...
None of them were expecting that at all.
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nyaagolor · 6 months
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I like to think that the WAA is super haunted because the ghost lawyers got bored and want smth to do
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bugswarm · 1 year
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Stealing this idea from the last post I reblogged since it was from the pre-poll days
As always, reblog this so we can get better data
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fangirlingpuggle · 10 months
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Dumb Sidlinkona idea, where Yona and Sidon knew each other when they were young and both had puppy love/hero crushes on Link back then.
Sidon:When i’m older i’m gonna marry him
Yona:No way I’m going to marry him
Muzu:You two are marrying each other not him
*Both Yona and Sidon burst out crying*
Then Link comes back and suddenly Yona is getting letters from Sidon that are basically Sidon writing about how amazing Link is. Yona’s response ‘Oh game on motherfucker’ and visits Sidon’s domain and starts hanging out with Link.
It’s a game of tug of war with both Zora royalty trying to get time with Link... it’s only when people start talking officially about their marriage that they finally declare a truce and decide to both marry him.
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s1mpl3sp0ng3 · 24 days
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this would not leave my head until i drew it. those aren't even the only things she has with faggot on it
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clownsuu · 8 months
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don’t mind me doodlin random tings,,,
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Business is not really up to par, but manages smhh
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ocean-returns · 4 months
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It didn't click for me right away, but "I'm fine because you fixed yourself. We're Time Lords. We're doing rehab out of order." is an explicit statement that, from the moment he begins to exist, 15 already has all the memories that 14 will ever accrue.
So rather than a true mitosis-style duplication like the term "bi-generation" might imply, what we actually have here is more an issue of temporal displacement and/or causality failure. 14 still ultimately feeds into 15, but with an inexplicable disconnect between cause and effect that's consistent with the reality-breaking nonsense of whatever the hell the Toymaker is. When the Toymaker says, "Your own rules have decreed I play my third game with the next Doctor.'' that's not just a fun way of saying 'I'm gonna kill you now', he's outright breaking causality to acquire the next Doctor fully formed ahead of schedule.
All of which is to say that 14 shouldn't spawn a separate regeneration chain when he dies, helping to mitigate the whole "cursed to outlive my loved ones" issue that's always the elephant in the room in this kind of plot.
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notimeforlaugh · 4 months
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so....
I did it
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