#this is so bad I'm sorry
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Just nothing...
#theodora crain#the haunting of hill house#theocrainedit#theodoracrainedit#thehauntingofhillhousedit#thohhedit#netflixedit#tvedit#myedit#this is so bad I'm sorry#I tried but this scene is so dark and there's this ugly blue filter over it this is the best I could do
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Lately I've thought about them!
#social's art#my art#loz phantom hourglass#phantom hourglass#loz ph#loz linebeck#phantom hourglass art#this is so bad I'm sorry#screw it we ball!
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helloooo!! i hope youre having a nice week! :D
i’m not the best person to explain things but i hope this works!! i was thinking about maybe lo’ak with a gn! reader (if possible) who are his little “partner in crime” like if hes doing the most horrendous prank someone could ever think of reader is right there hyping him up or helping him with his plans
stop i cant explain how much i love this request. also thank you anon! i hope you’re having a nice week aswell 🥰
partner in crime
pairing: lo’ak x gn!reader
requested: yes
summary: lo’ak and reader are always seen with each other. you will never catch one without the other. problem is, reader is just like lo’ak — mischievous. but what could go wrong?
type: fluff
warnings: just lo’ak and reader pranking neteyam, use of partner/boyfriend (since theyre too young to mate), au where the rda doesn’t come back
a/n: so sorry to keep changing the plot to my fics guys — it just honestly makes my life easier so i dont have to explain shit (im a bit lazy if you couldnt tell), i already said this but i love this request so much, gif is not mine!
word count: 358
y/n stifles a laugh as they and Lo’ak sneak glances at Neteyam. Lo’ak and y/n had previously snuck in some different seasonings and ingredients to Neteyam’s food, and at the moment they were waiting for him to take a bite.
Lo’ak and y/n glanced at each other before looking back at Neteyam. Neteyam looked at them both before seeing y/n trying not to laugh.
“Okay, what’s going on with you two?” Neteyam sets down his food and glares at them as the rest of the Sully’s look at the two.
“What? What do you mean?” Lo’ak looks around ‘innocently’.
“Nothing’s going on!” y/n said looking at anything but Lo’ak or Neteyam, knowing they’d laugh if they did.
Neteyam simply shook his head and picked up his food, taking a bite of out it. y/n and Lo’ak watched as Neteyam’s eyes widened and he spit out his food.
Neytiri furrowed her eyebrows at her eldest son. “Neteyam? What’s the matter?” Neteyam wiped his tomgue with his hands and glared at the two culprits.
“Them! Those two did something to my food!” He pointed at Lo’ak and y/n.
y/n leaned over and whispered into Lo’ak’s ear, “I think that’s our queue to run.” Their boyfriend nodded and stood up, reaching a hand out. as soon as y/n took it, they ran. Neteyam stood up as well and began to run after them.
“You’re so dead, little bro! You and your partner in crime!” Neteyam shouted at them.
y/n laughed as they continued to hold hands with Lo’ak and slow down, “Partner in crime?”
Neteyam smiled and slowed down as well, “Yeah, partner in crime! You know, since you and Lo’ak are always pranking people and getting into trouble.”
Lo’ak spoke up and smiled at his partner, “I think it’s very fitting.”
y/n smiled and squeezed Lo’ak’s hand, “should we get back to your parents? We kind of left without saying anything…”
Neteyam nodded, “Yeah, I don’t want to get in trouble cause of you two idiots.” Neteyam flicked both of them on the foreheads.
“Ouch!” they said in unison.
Lo’ak rubbed his head with his free hand, “let’s just go.”
a/n: this is so bad im so sorry i can totally redo it if you want!
#lo’ak x reader#this is so bad i'm sorry#neytiri#avatar (2022)#atwow#neteyam#jake sully#avatar (2009)#avatar#lo’ak
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Would you?
#tally hall#tally hall fanart#my art tag#joe hawley#ross federman#rob cantor#zubin sedghi#andrew horowitz#the kid is meant to be the one from the turn the lights off music video#this is so bad i'm sorry#I got tired of working on a fucking shit post
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Another horrible Dethklok conversation I made. I have dyslexia and read the word asparagus wrong at work today so enjoy.
Dethklok chilling in the hot tub:
Nathan: guys…I can’t believe I’m saying this but…we have to start fucking eating better…
The rest of Dethklok gasping in shock:
Murderface: why would you shay that!?
Nathan: I mean…It’s just obvious Murderface. Since Charles is working a lot and is being a fucking dick you’ve gotten really really really fat. There’s no other way to say it so uh, there…I’m done, fuck you.
Pickles: yeah…y’know now dat you mention it..I wasn’t gonna say nothin either but yeah he’s right Murderface. You’re really fat dood.
Toki: but nots me thoughs, right? I’ms in greats shape.
Murderface: shcut up, Toki! Geeze. You can’t even be apart of this convershation. Don’t even look at me.
Nathan: ugh look! All I’m saying is if we have a fat bassist the world’s gonna think we’re ALL a bunch of fat fucks.
Murderface: …
Pickles: no, no, Nate’n is right. It’s like fat by association.
Skwisgaar: holys shit! You’s right. No wonders I start feelings like my hands am slowings down lately…deys ams catching de fat froms him.
Murderface: Fine you want me to be healschy I will show you all! I CAN be healschy. What’s that one vegescable named after disabled people?
Dethklok: …
Nathan: You know I uh…I don’t really eat vegetables. Ever. So I don’t know…
Murderface: uh…oh! An Asperger’s. I’ll eat that, like throw scome Asperger’s on the grill with scome bbq chicken and BLAMO! Healschy meal.
Pickles: motherfucker…*long sigh* dood…you mean asparagus. It’s asparagus you fuckin’ clown.
Murderface: oh yeah, that one! Schee, you know it. I’ll eat an Asperger’s anyday as long as it’s cooked with something else good, like a scheak or a whole roasted chicken or scome bullshit.
Toki: wells…I thinks that you gots to puts that Asperger’s with likes some potatoes too, so it’s looks nice! It’s abouts the presentaskon!
Murderface: yeah, yeah! Schome Asperger’s and fried potatoes…for the preshentation of the meal.
Nathan, pickles: …
Nathan: …MY GOD you two are idiots.
Pickles: …I can’t do dis today guys. My head hurts, it hurts so fuckin’ bad. I’m gonna have to take a nap after dis. I just can’t do dis shit.
Skwisgaar: Ja…I ams t’inkings maybe I uh tries to uh…go kills myself because dis ams actually embarrasking…
Murderface: guys, seriously, stop! I’m literally just trying to get in shape here!
Pickles: oh you’re in shape all right…a shape dat is.
Nathan: YEAH, a fat one.
Skwisgaar: dats is true a big shapes of fat.
Murderface and Toki:…
Toki: so cans we haves the disabled vegetables for dinners, YES OR NO’s!?
Pickles: *sighs* y’know without eating any of em, you guys are the closest thing to vegetables I’ve seen all day. How about that. Dildos.
#dethklok#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#william murderface#skwistok#charles offdensen#writing dump#trying to get back into writing#this is so bad i'm sorry#i’m laughing
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sage advice from master miller
#this is so bad i'm sorry#my doodles#posting this late so nobody sees it#not tagging this either LOL
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closed starter ;; margaret & araminta ( @dxncingxnmyown )
margaret had been in her chambers for the majority of the day, trying to find one of her favorite necklaces that used to belong to her mother, when she heard footsteps. not even bothering to look up at her sister, she continues to frantically look for the piece of jewelry. "i think those bloody thieves took my necklace, ara, i can't find it anywhere." she finally spoke, as she continued to turn her entire room upside down looking for the jewelry. "oh my god, mother's going to kill me if she ever finds out i lost the one thing i was responsible for."
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this is a poem i wrote
the first time i got high i could've sworn all i felt was God
a voice demanded the body of Christ
so i devoured the decadence of smoke
i felt Him clawing inside me
desperate to be free
but if religion has taught me anything
to be loved is to be consumed
#shitty poetry#poetry#writing#religious trauma#religious imagery#this is so bad i'm sorry#i wrote this at 3am
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“ what did they do to you? ” to nanako !
@cultfed || prompt [ X ]
guilt-ridden eyes dart away from the intensity of geto-sama's probing gaze, && the tranquil fury that resides within ― all nanako has to do is give him a name && call upon his scourge; but stubborn pride demands she stay her tongue.
❝ it's nothing! really! ❞
humiliation tints her cheeks several shades darker than her favourite blush. she feels exposed && feverish, small hands desperately tugging at sleeves && hemlines in a last-ditch effort to conceal fresh contusions. ❛ they aren't so bad, they're just ugly. ❜ she thinks to herself.
❝ i was so, so sure i could take on that stupid curse all by myself! i thought i was ready… ❞ white-hot tears threaten to boil over. nanako hates being an angry crier; she hates that her rage is so easily lost in translation. ❝ ...i just wanted to make you proud. please don't be mad, geto-sama.❞
#「 ♛ 」answered#「 ♛ 」i'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart ( nanako )#THIS IS SO BAD I'M SORRY#it's mostly dialogue bc the thought of coming up with and describing a curse in detail gave me lead poisoning#i've let you down seymour
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#haven't been able to stop laughing at this for like a week now#i posted this only so i could delete it frm my camera roll#op i'm sorry it's getting attention and it's just a screenshot repost </3#1k#5k#10k#20k#30k#breaking bad#brba#40k#50k#100k
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everyone keeps talking about Jason vs Percy but why isn't ANYONE talking about how powerful they looked when they both used their powers TOGETHER at the same time, side by side, in Mark of Athena? Like Annabeth even got goosebumps watching them cook up such an intense storm from afar. Sparky and Seaweed brain, Power duo smh.
#No I'm just thinking about how attractive they'd look side by side aswell 👀#I'd be on my knees if I were Annabeth I'm sorry I'm so down bad for fictional ppl#its kinda sad yall want them to hate eachother so bad#when in reality they dont.#percy jackson#pjo#pjo hoo#pjo fandom#pjo series#annabeth chase#jason grace#hoo#heroes of olympus
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I resurrected my tumblr just to post this
#the bad batch#star wars fanart#the bad batch fanart#star wars the bad batch#star wars#I've got no social to post this#so to tumblr it goes#OK HELLO#IM SORRY FOR LEAVING#ANON WHO SEND ME ASKS IM SORRY#also idk why I'm posting this tbh SW fandom is one of the scariest one outa there#hewwo#accept this#can we be friend
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i'm sorry but i cannot stop thinking about it for reallll imagine you're richer than god and never had to face consequences for anything and you have so much money you don't even know what to do with it so you toss a quarter million at the stupidest tourism option on earth. and you see that the paper you have to sign tells you you could die and you look at the flimsy metal tube you're going to be plummeting into the ocean in and it doesn't even phase you because bad things don't happen to people like you. imagine some hours into the journey you realise something is wrong. maybe not you but somehow the knowledge that there was a fuckup becomes known to the 5 of you trapped in there. and you know you can't get out from the inside and you know you have no food and no bathroom and not even the room to ever stand up again. when does the realisation that your wealth cannot protect you from your inevitable mortality set in. how does someone like that reconcile with both death and the fact that it's 100% their own doing? can someone like this even come to terms with that or will they be fighting to find someone to blame until the last second? when does it reach you that all 5 of you are going to die one by one and there's nothing you can do? does the fact that 5 of you have enough air until thursday but one of you could have enough air until at least next week ever cross anyone's mind.
#it's so so so good i'm sorry it's literally such an insanely cool concept im literally frothing at the mouth here#i need to know what's going on in there so bad. but i don't want them to survive so#imagine if they did survive 😐 most insufferable ted talks on earth#oceangate#titanic#the titanic
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it should be illegal for netflix to print their little "now a netflix series!" circles DIRECTLY on the cover of books that inspired shows they've cancelled
#saw these on some s&b and soc books in target yesterday#i was like bffr#netflix i'm in ur walls#shadow and bone#six of crows#netflix#also applicable to the half bad series by sally green#lockwood and co#too i'm so sorry my brethren we r in the trenches fr
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posting this with absolutely no context
#am i a cryptid now? i log on like once in a blue moon to post cringe and then leave again#ace attorney#apollo justice#tikki#random stuff#my stuff#ooookay okay okay okay. anyone reading the tags can have a LITTLE context‚ as a treat#so. sitting on my ao3 currently is an unfinished fic with exactly this premise#i want to finish it so bad. it haunts me every day. people leave such nice comments and everything#but i just have no motivation. trust me i've tried#i thought that perhaps drawing it might finally kick my brain back into gear#i'm so sorry readers i'm sorry i WILL finish it i promise it's not abandoned#it was so much fuuuuun#tikki are you seeing this. cringefail author who keeps playing video games instead of writing lmao#anyway goodbye friends i am gone again. logging off once more
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