Jack being mortal in Miracle Day feels terrifying, you feel like he's gonna die any second from being shot or whatever, and then you remember that that's how everyone else is all the time.

It was a searing hot summer that year, and Lestat was my air conditioner.

Squid Sisters I love you sm 🦑

Referencing the off picture

i knew he reminded me of someone

Alastor and Lucifer gay tennis match when

you’re telling me these isomers use they/them pronouns?

you've done this before, haven't you

Whoever asked this question I love you

Happy jesus needed a three day weekend to sort out all his bullshit, figure out the treason to those who celebrate (me)

breaking news: denying antisemitism accusations, jk rowling announces hogwarts legacy dlc to put a jewish character in the game named Shekl Goldsmithbergstein

Stanley when he Parables or something idk

because chief's past memories are missing, when someone who doesnt know anything about her asks about her life, chief finds it very amusing to start making up random shit and see how long it takes for the other to realize she's joking

Louis mon cher, I have discovered a new comédie musicale by the poet André Lloyd Webert, it is the most beaueatiful storie concerning les chats and un Balle Jellicqe where une chatte is reborne to a new Jellicque life much like how you were reborne as a vampîre by my hand Louis her name is Grizabella le chatte glamour Louis I have purchásed deux billets a la follies so we may witness it

I don't understand why people don't do fake engagements more often.

Lets go to the fucking olive garden and have a tearful "will you marry me?" And get free dessert, come back a week later and have the nastiest divorce and leave people STUNNED

better yet, lets go get fucking married (cheap venue, but make people give us nice wedding gifts) and get our family pissed off (gay wedding/if they're shocked you never mentioned dating) then when they ask about our significant other we just say "yeah, they got hit by a car" and never bring it up ever again.

THEN we go to couples counseling. We start to make up wildly descriptive reasons to hate one another and see how long it takes for the counselor to catch on that we aren't a couple (ex. they always breath through their right nostril when we eat crab ragoons from i love sushi)

This is an UNTAPPED MEDIUM ‼️