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𐙚˙✧˖°📷 ༘ ⋆｡ ˚ just like her mama/daddy 𐙚˙✧˖°📷 ༘
dad!rafe x mom!reader
the constant beeping woke you from your afternoon nap. only given birth three weeks ago naps with your newborn baby were routine. you blinked, slowly bringing your hands to your face and rubbing your eyes. it’s only when you hear a shriek, do you sit up in bed panicking. you quickly look to the left of your bed where your daughter’s bassinet is, finding it empty. after struggling with removing the throw blanket that was tangled between your legs, you leave the room in search of your newborn daughter and her father.
“i’m sorry baby i know, i know mama is smarter than daddy, please be patient” rafe whispers to the fussy baby who whines in his arms. “Just let me put you down for one second!” he pleads to a fussy ari. that is when you decide to help. “i got it” you giggle walking towards the bottle warmer rafe couldn’t get started. “sorry we woke you, babe, she’s hungry and i couldn’t get that shit on.” he mumbles.
“that’s okay, our baby is like her father very impatient..when he wants something.” you smirk making him shake his head. the sound of his raspy laugh calming the little bundle in his arms. “how are you feeling?” the simple question warming up your insides. rafe was already a loving husband before becoming a father. now seeing him as a dad almost brings you to tears every time. “im okay i needed that nap” you whisper running a finger down ari’s nose.
“she's so beautiful” you now understood what everyone says about moms believing they have the cutest newborn in the world. “just like her mama” rafe bent down placing a gentle kiss on your lips. he never fails to make you feel beautiful even though you thought you looked a mess. wearing one of rafe's shirts which now had spit-up stains. his own sweats were also covered in dried-up milk. it was all part of the new parent life. you'd get adjusted soon enough.
ari squirmed in her father’s arms. bottom lip forming a baby pout. “my princess don't you start i hate seeing you cry.” rafe cooed rocking back and forth. “it’s coming ari girl” pulling the bottle from the warmer you tested out the temperature on your wrist. “just needs a couple of seconds to cool down” your girl was very picky when it came to her milk temperature. if it was room temperature she wouldn't take it, spitting it right out with a whine. It needed to be the perfect in-between. “mama’s got milk okay let's go sit down” rafe moved towards the living room with you following behind.
immediately snuggling into both of your loves as they rested on the sofa. “it should be good” you smiled passing rafe ari’s bottle. “only three ounces lets see how fast she drinks this shit” rafe joked knowing his baby was a hungry little thing. “We might have to change her schedule to a bottle every two hours.” it'll be hard but maybe she'll sleep a little longer through the night.
“hey, hey slow down princess it ain't going anywhere” rafe gently removed the bottle from ari’s mouth. ari let out an angry breath, furrowing her eyebrows. “i think she's mad at you daddy” you giggled craning your neck to kiss his nose. rafe threw his head back in silent laughter “she looks so funny when she's mad” he brought the bottle back to her mouth. ari immediately going back to drinking her milk in slow gulps. “still cute though”
“just like her daddy” you whispered before letting your eyes close into slumber.
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rafe x bitch!reader pt.2
MDNI 18+ | pt. 1 here
warnings: spanking, orgasm denial, unprotected p in v, creampie, semi public sex, that's it i think let me know if i missed any
with the knowledge of how mad you left rafe, you can't stop the smile that slowly creeps onto your face. however, your victory doesn't last long. a large hand roughly grabs the back of your neck, yanking you back until you collide into a hard surface. not even needing to look up you already know who it is.
"you think you're reallll funny huh?"
"rafe-"
"shut up. you're gonna listen to what i gotta say or shit is only gonna get worse for you, understand?" you attempt to pull out of his hold, his grip only tightening with your lack of response.
"rafe let me go!"
"nah, think you can pull that kinda shit? disrespecting me in front of everybody. i think you need to be taught some respect." the implication of his words cause goosebumps to coat your skin. dragging you to his truck, he opens the door to the backseat. "get in. don't make me force you."
you open your mouth, a protest ready to escape. before you get the chance he lifts you up, practically throwing you into the truck. the fear of what's to come causes heat to pool in your lower stomach. rafe climbs in behind you, slamming the door.
in a blink of a eye your bent over his lap, a harsh slap landing on your ass. rafe kisses his teeth, "thinkin' you can talk to me like that, must've lost your damn mind."
an influx of salty tears begin gathering at your waterline, each smack to your ass harder than the last. you jolt forward, causing your clit to rub against his thigh. a laugh escapes rafe when he hears the small whimper that forces its way out of you.
"should've known a greedy slut like you would get off on this. you're probably soaked."
"rafe please! ill be good, i promise. just stop!" tears have started to cascade down your cheeks, leaving streaks of mascara in its wake.
"shoulda thought about that before. 10 more, you can do it baby." rafe places one last harsh slap, sobs now racking your body. he softly runs his hands over the now red and broken skin. "see, knew you could do it." laying you face down on the seat, he rips the shorts of your body.
"rafe not here! people might see!"
"didn't care about that when you were running that big fucking mouth of yours. now its my turn not to care." you recognize the sound of rafe pulling his pants down, and without warning he slams his length into you. "fuck. so tight, this pussy was made for me i swear."
as the pain from the stretch subsides, you let out a loud cry, his tip hitting your cervix with each thrust. "not so much to say now, huh?"
with the way his cock is hammering into your weeping cunt you can't find it in you to respond. you harshly grip onto the door, needing something- anything to ground you. he pushes your head further into the seat, allowing him to hit your g spot continuously. all you can do is let out pornographic moans, the pleasure so overwhelming you don't know what to do with yourself. your head is foggy with lust and you're beyond cock drunk. rafe begins to thrust into you impossibly harder, jaw clenched so hard he feared it might break. he snakes a hand around your front, rubbing harsh circles against your clit. his thrusts become sloppy he nears his release.
your cunt clenches against him as your orgasm threatens to explode out of you. before you can cum his hips still, his hot seed filling you, the mixture of your arousal running down your thighs. a loud whine leaves your throat at your orgasm being ripped away from you.
rafe lets out a laugh from behind you. "oh im sorry, did you think i was gonna let you cum? disrespectful sluts don't get to cum. be grateful i gave you dick at all." he pulls out of you, pulling his shorts back up. "get dressed." he hands your shorts to you before getting out of the car and hopping into the drivers seat.
after getting dressed you slide into the passenger seat, your makeup now ruined from tear stains. he takes you back to tanneyhill, your punishment far from over.
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"Q&A with Ciel Phantomhive"
"Hi Ciel, did you know theres spicy pictures of your dad all around the internet ?"
Ciel : Hello. I am aware, as my current guardian and butler chose one of these for the memorial of my deceased father. Next question.
#im just imagining everyone crying on one of Vincent's thirstrap and it makes me laugh so hard#nana is posting#kuroshitsuji#ciel phantomhive#fuck that im tagging it...
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hotch and rossi talking about beth is so fucking funny
you have two grown ass fucking men gossiping like
"is she cute???"
"yes she's cute-"
lmaofdjsk
and then rossi's dumbass one off line being like "you know what they say about riding a bicycle!"
spencer, who only heard the tail end of the conversation: who's getting a bicycle??? :D
#please know that im actually crying from laughing so hard#the heat is making me insane today im sorry for whatever else gets posted here tonight#cm rewatch#cm 7x10
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Thinking about using the journal I got for writing my dad's eulogy for trying to process my grief with it. The letter from me I found in his lockbox is still in that front sleeve, along with one of the memorial folders they had at the funeral.
I think I don't want to write it all on here. I think I've talked about my emotions too much as of late.
#speculation nation#negative/#kind of. i guess.#the thing about grief is that it really just never ends.#so im done with the funeral. the time is over. here i am. hes dead. im alive. time to move on.#but it's not that simple. of course it's not.#but would my followers who followed me just for my writing even Care?#honestly surprised i havent lost more followers. or any? idk i havent been paying much attention to numbers#but i know it hasnt really gone down much if at all#i just feel. like im not the person that people initially followed.#and i dont know when im going to be that person again.#there's no enthusing here. anytime im making text posts it's about The Situation.#i wonder how evident my grief is to you all. i feel it in my every breath.#i havent been working yet i feel weak. it's hard to feel much at all.#either im existing and im helping with packing or im crying again bc i remembered my dad cant help me pick out a car now#(in the Vaguely In The Future me buying a used car idea. for after i get my license. whenever that is.)#or im crying bc of jackets or colognes or a letter in a lockbox or a stupid minions hat picture in a too-big frame#or laughing bc Dad In A Bag (his ashes are downstairs. im far too unbothered by their presence)#ive been having an... okay time. we watched Dune today and i started building a lego set. it was nice.#but im only ever Okay. emotions hard to access. interests certainly not accessible.#making it hard to be creative at all. im literally only going through the motions here.#theres no heart. i left it behind when i got that 2 am call and had to rush to the hospital to watch my dad die.#i left it behind when i touched his cold arm for the last time. when i walked out of that room & knew id never see him again.#i know a week is still far too soon to be over it. but im sick of feeling this way.#it still doesnt feel real. feels like im following the bad end route just to see. i should still be able to reload my past save.#but this is my life now. forever until the end. out of nowhere hes dead and hes never coming back#and it's just really fucking hard to care about just about Anything else right now.#i prommy im gonna use the journal next time i get the urge to vent about this. im sick of this crap too.
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like this?
OH MY GOD
I am not even joking when I say that I saw this and started laughing so hard I almost fell onto the floor. And then I looked Neil-Flynn-Afton in his eyes and started laughing so hard I almost fell AGAIN, and I still can't look purple Neil Flynn in the eyes without laughing.
This is so beautiful and I love it so much; I don't care if I'm aro, I'm low-key in love with you for this
#I'M CRYING#(also choosing to believe those are little foxys on michael's pants#actually if i know axel heck then those are probably boxers and not pants. so.#michael with foxy boxers anyone??)#i want to make this my blog header but im scared that if i do#then I'll forget it's there and I'll click on my blog and laugh so hard i really DO collapse ahskaohw#this is literally one of the best things anyone has ever done for me#i love it i love it i love it#thank youuuu so much#iT's ThE aFtOn FaMiLy!!!
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#there should be a word for when youre talking around the tightness of tears#speaking against something that hurts#laughing specifically to undermine the seriousness of the statements youre voicing#the worst of both worlds. help me help me hahaha im not even joking hahaha but listen to the lies in my tone. dont focus on the words.#i want plausible deniability. but also i want u to understand my pain and give it a voice. speak it into existence because i cant say it#but if u do i might cry. that sounds hard that sounds like a lot. i kno i know. shut up. keep talking. do u think i dont feel it? i do#but if i split myself in two i can watch myself and suddenly it becomes funny. im not sure why. but i have a bad habbit of laughting at#inappropriate moments. because if its not funny then its just sad and what am i supposed to do with that?#i dunno. thats all to say my dad called bc i was looking at housing stuff and i was explaining some of the stuff im doing rn#and thats hard to talk abt without crying bc ive always been a cry bby but i didnt. and i love my parents theyre great#but they dont understand bc i havent told them all of it bc theres nothing they can do so y make them worry. and idk i also think they#think im less competent than i am. and part of that is just bc im their kid. part of that is bc there r things thst most ppl can do but i#struggle with. but its also not fun to hear: oh yeah i was surprised by how professional u sounded. or i think ur mom found u those#connections. when no. i did that. i made those things happen. i promise i can do things sometimes. but sometimes i cant. i dunno its just#it is what it is. whatever. decisions to b made. do i room with roommates for lower rent#or do i take an expensive place for a year for a single room? i dont want roommates but ill take them#i mean all the single places r like 950 at the very lowest without any utilities or anything but most r well over 1000 and like on a grad#student salary? i think not. not without losing money on net. i can deal with roommates. i have in the past. i wont b able to relax ever#but its fine. ya kno#just annoying. hah my dads sage advice was ah dont let it overwhelm u. go exercise. bc hes an endurance runner guy#and im like bro when i get home i have 1.5 hrs of daylight. but alas hes right. i do gotta run out my angers and its not enough#ugh. one more week. itll work out. and eventually ill walk into a counselors office like bro i just want u to tell me whether or not i have#0cd bc whatever the fuck it is that makes me do these things is absolutely destroying me. name the beast 0cd or 0cpd. tell me what box#i fit into. not that it matters but i feel like i cant complain until someone else rubber stamps me. actually then ill probably just obsess#abt how. actually. theyre wrong. ay fun times#i gotta shake shake shake my sillies out. and wiggle my waggles away. bc i never could let my kids songs go haha#unrelated
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#im so heartbroken this is not funny they are so cute and dear#im gonna cry so hard the world is going to form another ocean or two#bin always makes hyunjin laugh the hardest like it really gets me.. pulls the strings or my heart real good#mp
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Hello I'm here to request more details about your fic.
Or Warriors ramblings.
Either or both works! (You totally don't have to if you don't want to, though.)
UH SURE YES ABSOLUTELY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN- I guess I can start with the fic that Sky's art is based on bc that's the thing you probably know most about. Basically, the idea came about when we were discussing Hyrule being the primary healer of the group in most fanfics despite only really having magic to back it instead of actual field experience.
We then basically unanimously agreed that the main medics of the group would most likely be Sky and Wars since they seem like the ones that would have had the most 'proper training'. The main idea is that Sky and Wars address injuries and illnesses that don't need immediate attention or can't be fixed with magic alone. Like for example, if someone takes a hit in battle and is at immediate risk of bleeding out, let's say, and it's mainly just a flesh wound then Hyrule can fix it because it's simply Just Healing. Sky and Wars come into play when the injury is more complex, for example (and this is one I brought up to Sky when we spoke about it), if someone breaks a bone then one of them needs to set it before Hyrule can even approach healing it because it could risk healing in the wrong way and do more harm than good.
This all ties to the fic that I'm working on in that Warriors IS STUPID! and believes that, because he is one of the assigned medics of the group, he should be able to deal with his own wounds by himself (spoiler: he cannot this time).
Basically, in the art by Sky (so beloved), Warriors has fled from a battle with an injury that is bleeding pretty profusely. He knows that he can't continue to fight in his condition but both Hyrule and Sky are preoccupied with the fight and he doesn't want to put them at risk by attempting to get their attention. He slips away, leaving a blood trail behind as he does, and finds a safe place where he tries to stitch his wound shut by himself.
Through a combination of blood loss and (as of now implied - mainly because I haven't written this part in yet) memories from the war of a similar situation, he finds that his hands aren't steady enough to do the stitches because he's trembling violently. He starts to panic because he hasn't told anyone where he went and he can't stop the bleeding even when applying pressure. As he's having A Crisis, Sky and Time find him having followed the blood trail.
There is much more but I just realised there is A LOT in this post so like yeah! I am and will always be willing to ramble about Wars tho so please ask about him more!
#linked universe#lu warriors#on my mind constantly#he is a disease#and a blorbo#holding him in my hand like a stress ball#i love him dearly#that is why he must suffer#he gets support from his bros tho so it's okay#i have thought about this so extensively#also cap you inspire me so much it's unreal#LIKE YOUR MOST RECENT FIC MADE ME BOTH LAUGH AND CRY IM NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING#I LOVED IT SO MUCH#but interacting with people that make things i like is Very Hard#BUT IM SO HAPPY YOU'RE ASKING ABOUT MY IDEAS#it's very scary but also SO COOL
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me an my friend have this inside joke about me being a buff horse and her not being able to pick up a gallon of milk and sometimes when we're talking we'll just send each other pictures of a buff horse and/or one specific image of someone not being able to pick up a gallon of milk like
#and sometimes i find images of horses that make me cry from how hard i laugh so i send them to her#and no im not explaining why or when or how we came up with this joke
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Haha blood in the bayou is so much fun
Kian’s such a funny guy- definitely my favorite boy
i wish I could make myself listen to it during the day but it’s such a vibe at night and in the dark
#jrwi bitb#Kian is awesome man- like why did he make me cry from laughing so hard when he was talking to rand’s mom and dad#I’m on episode 2 rn- I really hope nothing bad happens man- like I’ll cry#i know something bad is gonna happen tho#Im scared :D
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perhaps also related to the fact that i am scheduled to close this weekend with the person who was apparently laughing about how a year ago there was a supervisor chat without me Specifically for the purpose of shit talking me
and im supposed to treat her graciously after that? get Fucking real.
#speculation nation#negative/#like. i will. i'll treat her politely as is expected of me working with someone i dont like#even though that wasn't a courtesy extended to me by the people last year. including her apparently!#i dont know why she's come back. i want to gut her like a fish.#i dont think i mentioned that but i learned a few weeks ago that she was laughing about this to a few employees#who called her out for it. which makes me feel very grateful to them.#how fucking immature though. resorting to bullying and ostracizing in a workplace environment.#this was the bullshit that had me fucking Sobbing bc of it all. and you're Laughing about it?#you saw the day that girl screamed at me & how i cried for a half hour straight in storage#until i finally pulled myself together enough to work (though i was still next to tears for Hours)#me. a person who cries Maybe 4 times a year. if even. it had me struggling that hard to not cry.#and this is Funny to you? it's Funny that i was treated like that? just because you all didnt like me bc i was Too Confrontational?#a: im as confrontational as i need to be to avoid problems festering. as a grown fucking adult should be.#and b: even if you didnt like me that's still fucked UP#what the fuck is WRONG with you people??????? why do you take so much glee from my pain?#and again. in a fucking place of work. i know it's food service but Please. have some basic fucking professionalism.#i dont know how im supposed to get through this shift. im so fucking angry at it all.#the anger and frustration has been cycling faster and faster in my heart and i want to Hurt Things but there's nothing im allowed to hurt#so what am i to do? how do i get rid of this feeling? i know what ive done in the past but im not allowed to do that now#with nothing to do im just blasting this fucking song. maybe if i play it loud enough it'll fix me.
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#this video is apparently an asmr video#i had no idea i really do like the sound but the glass exploding makes me laugh so hard i start crying#im like a toddler#video
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i started making a gob bluth fanmix as a joke and it’s making me lose my mind
#when doves cry is like. a great song and honestly pretty fitting for the character#but it becomes hysterical with the added context of the literal doves he keeps actually killing#chandelier immediately leading into magic by b.o.b. is also making me laugh so hard#arrested development#im so sorry this is going in the main tag it's the only one i use
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