Larson: outta my way gayboy i am ascending to godhood
Larson (5 minutes later): hopital
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Namor, explaining why they need to approach Wakanda when there's no black panther:
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Kit: I reckon I can go along with this arranged marriage as long as I can have an affair with you at the same time
Jade: But I’m leaving though
Kit: Okay fuck this I’m out
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Charlie: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
Charlie: ..And this gun I found.
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Henry: Guys, how should I finish my Valentine’s poem?
Nils: Roses are red, violets are blue, and guess what? My bed has room for two.
Henry: Oh my God.
Alexander: Twinkle twinkle little star, we could do it in my car.
Henry: No. Stop.
Vincent: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
Henry: Fuck you all, I’m leaving.
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Us: make it gayer, you coward
hori: *makes it gayer*
us: *surprised pikachu face*
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The Bennett Pack: *sees Gavin as a human for the first time*
The Bennett Pack Collectively: *nodding* Oh yea, he fucks.
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Bumblebee: I don't dab.
Bumblebee: [pulls out the Star Saber]
Bumblebee: I stab.
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Eddie: What's your problem, man?
Buck: You. You're my problem. You can't just walk in here and look at me with those kinds of eyes.
Eddie: Yeah? Well, I think it's only fair since those pretty blue eyes of yours had me from the start.
Buck, blushing furiously: ...we going to kiss now or what?!
Eddie, smirks: Don't worry, I already popped a mint.
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Emma: I dare you to kiss the hottest person here
Ryan: Kaitlyn?
Kaitlyn: Yeah?
Ryan: Can you move over? I’m trying to get to Dylan
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