Odysseus: If your love story was a movie, what would it be?
Patroclus: Probably a tragicomedy
Achilles: what? why?
Patroclus: Because it's got the drama of the war and comedy of your stubbornness.
Achilles: And the tragic of your terrible jokes.
Patroclus: They're gold to someone... Just not you.
Achilles: Wait no-
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My stress level these days:
Kai Anderson.
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They are very married
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Percy: why do you keep following me? what do you think is gonna happen?
Annabeth:
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I feel like if Sam was real and I went up to him and was like “give me your gender pls” he would genuinely panic and be like “omg ! Sure def! Omg how do I do that? Ahh”
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If Wanda is really Dead:(...do y'all think she's in Hell right now or shes tryna fight St.Peter for the keys of heaven....
Just imagine San Pedro getting jump by a single mother in the Heaven's parking lot...lol
Random Ik...I just saw something really funny about the gates of heaven in my Pinterest...while making boards and then this thought occurred.....
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Transgender Flag?
Yea I know him. Isn't that the guy that made ghost
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*Slides the people holding the Bad Batch s3 trailer hostage from us a crisp $50 across the table*
Heeeey, so my birthday's tomorrow and I think it'd be really cool if you went ahead and showed us what we all want. 🩷
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“alright boys i’m going afk”
*i sit down and visibly zone out. not a thought in my eyes.*
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it's not a bungo stray dogs season if a helicopter isn't involved
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was rewatching mpgis and this scene rolled in, and out of nowhere I randomly remembered Rire and Cain lmao
Rire belongs to @darqx
Cain belongs to EP
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[Separated AU]
Literally anyone: Welcome. May I offer you a piece of cake?
Lindsay: no, NO, NOOOOO *throws away cake , walks away*
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Jenny: no thank you 🙂😊
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Grian: "He BiTEd My PEe-nIS!!"
Scar: *smirks*
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Babe what would you do if i broke in? No no no font come looking for me silly! Awnser the question. Dont go in the kitchen.
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*records you as a variable*
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tim, running on two hours of sleep, greeting the kents: Clark, Kon. Jonner.
jon:
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