"...And Alfred Molina is on some king shit...all the time..."

These guys are goofy (and "drunk"), but I had to share my favorite parts of their riff of Spider-Man 2. (That quote above was just one of my favorites from this video.)

I've been meaning to share this, but forgot since I was working on other projects. The full video is on YouTube if you would like to see it.

Imagine all of your F/O's in one room. ... Now how would that go?

hot take but leave people alone if they arnt hurting you! it's so easy to just block and mind your business ☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*

May i offer you this picture of my cat in attack mode in these trying times?

reminder your body is just your avatar and you can customize it however you like

reblog this if you want your mutuals to assign you a pokemon in asks

My advice for feeling good about yourself is a pretty nightgown you like and Paul Dano

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is