Pspsps Missa you wanna get on earlier to see Philza today pspsps
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thank you to everyone in my inbox i am currently experiencing Feelings and will get back to you as soon as possible.
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I know calling cute girls "shorty" and "shawty" are supposed to be affectionate but if you call me that as a nickname I will Actually Bite You in a nonsexy way
I mean it, I have napoleon syndrome it's better not to set it off
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i hate motherfuckers who base their whole personality on the sum experience of their formative years + the people they mostly interact with + some key impactful events in life + a small amount of traits they were just born with + their current interests and some other stuff probably. so fucking annoying...
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genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die
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Dazai, in Fifteen, described the act of living as "we breathe, eat, fall in love and die". Through that statement and a few subsequent incidents, like telling Oda planning someone's death was romantic, flirting with nearly every girl he sees, and his fixation with finding someone to commit a lover's suicide with, we can conclude Dazai is a deeply romantic man. Therefore, the REAL tragedy of soukoku as a pairing is that Dazai is a very romantic individual and will not, cannot let those feelings out with Chuuya of all people, due to the mostly antagonistic nature of their relationship. In this essay, I will-
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This comparison has been living in my brain for months:
A humorous Roman tombstone from the 1st-2nd century CE:
Translated, the text reads:
Calidius Eroticus made this for himself and Fannia Voluptas while still alive.
– Innkeeper! Let’s work out the bill!
– You’ve had a sextarius of wine, and bread for one as. Stew, two asses.
– Okay.
– The girl, eight asses.
– That’s okay too.
– Hay for the mule, two asses.
– The damn mule will bankrupt me!
And a tweet from 2013
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