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imavikingo · 1 year
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tealvz · 1 year
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*canned laughter*
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gg-selvish · 6 months
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free meme from my stash in case anyone needs it. likes to charge reblogs to cast or whatever
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burningvelvet · 7 months
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this transcript of a percy shelley letter written to mary will remain the funniest thing ever to me because it’s so obvious that whatever happened at byron’s palace was torn out on purpose to protect all their reputations
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Source: Letters of Percy Bysshe Shelley, ed. Ingpen, vol 2 ——— p.s. the beach convo shelley mentions was turned into his poem julian and maddalo - as this copy mentions in the notes!
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Tim is Kon's sugar daddy this, Tim is Kon's sugar daddy that TIM IS KON'S BABY DADDY!
Kon is cringe, a tik toker, and a 90s kid Tim's contact name in his phone is 'baby daddy 🐀' the rat emoji is cuz he thinks Tim looks like a wet rat.
Here is the incredible scientific evidence I have written to support this.
Exhibit one, it'd be funny as fuck
Exhibit two, depending on how u headcannon Kon's kryptonian reproductive organs it could be a true or facetious statement
Exhibit three, this fic snippet I wrote.
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" well how about you Kon?"
Cassie scoffed " you're gonna ask him for relationship advice"
Conner, who'd been engrossed with eating his way meticulously through a box of YinYan, looked up and flipped off Cassie.
" We're Gucci, you know how it is with me and Tim, he's my baby daddy and all that"
From the couch came a large hacking cough as Tim half sprayed half swallowed zesti. Most of the spray landed on Bart who, distracted with their Mario kart game, forgot to move and gave an ungodly screech at the rain of corn syrup and carbonation.
" No the fuck I am not." Tim choked out between coughs. The kryptonians face warped into comical insult and shock. He twisted around to face his boyfriend faster then a speeding bullet.
" Timothy Jackson Drake, I let you hit it RAW!"
" EW!" Bart exclaimed, nearly swerving his kart off of rainbow road.
Tim's face went thru the five stages of grief( and horny) before landing back on an 'I just choked on my zesti' expression.
Kon narrowed his eyes at him " So you're my what?"
Tim sighed his shoulders rolling forward like he'd truly lost it all " I'm your baby daddy" he muttered.
" DOUBLE EW!" Bart gagged.
"It's not ew imp, it's feminism." Kon said and turned back to his conversation with the girls.
Cassie's face was red from trying not to die laughing, she was gripping the table with effort "this- this is why you don't ask Kon, Cissy"
Cissy, whose face was red from mortification, put her hands over her mouth in silent shock.
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I rest my case.
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gigijenga · 1 year
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I can’t believe people don’t know how cognitive functions work
Ti=titanium
Te=tellurium
Ne=neon
Ni=nickel
Se=selenium
Si=silicon
Fe=iron
Fi=...Fi
so if you’re INTJ your stacking is Nickel Tellurium Fi Selenium
Get it right people 
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angelgoeslewd · 1 month
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water your plants.
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you never know what it’ll lead to.
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chaos-of-the-wilds · 2 years
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just sonic looking at men
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lastoneout · 3 months
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I'm combining the "what got you into fanfic" poll concept with the "hyper-specific poll about me" meme to create:
(Popular YA Lit includes stuff like Harry Potter, the Inkheart trilogy, Shanon Hale's bibliography, the Eragon series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The City of Ember and it's sequels, Percy Jackson, ect. Warrior Cats, however, gets it's own button cuz we were WAY more into that than anything else. Also I forgot to specify but How To Train Your Dragon covers both the books and the films, tho I didn't read the books until I was like 20 so....)
Also no "op you forgot x" button bcs the only people who are allowed to say that are people I was friends with in middle school and they don't use Tumblr <3
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oniii-fans · 5 months
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He really likes me 💕
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evangelifloss · 27 days
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RIP MySpace I woulda done numbers on there
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feralmorty · 4 months
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🧪❄️😊
Og meme I saw on twitter below
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sicc-nasti · 7 months
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SO UH EXPECT MORE OF THIS FUCKER DURING THE TF2OCTOURNEY I CANT EVEN BE SORRY
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chiraulx3 · 3 months
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The boys are back in town to kil- /lyr
My friend got me into pjsekai help
dealing with art style crisis again 😭🤘🏻
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ratchetonsteroids · 1 year
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basically optimus and megatron
the funny
this is so goofy ahh
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original image below
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kosmixchaos · 5 months
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I don't know about you, but it looks to me that William Afton is about to put the new forgies on the Jeep.
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