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nerdybluephoenix · 4 months

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Alien: Why do you do that? What does it mean?

Human: Do what?

Alien: The verbal sound. "Um" and "Uh"

Human: Oh! Well, sometimes when I'm trying speak, I need to a moment to process. It's a pause while I think.

Alien: Why don't you just say nothing when you pause?

Human: Oh! Um...

#I had to do a mock interview for class an hour ago #and yes using “um” was brought up it always is #Added this tag after the replies as a just in case: I'm not against saying um I actually hate when I'm told I can't say it #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #humans are space australians #humans are space oddities #space orcs #aliens #humans are so weird #outer space #galaxy #funny

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valyrfia · 15 days

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max saying that either carlos or charles can be his biggest opponent "depending on who can be the most consistent" on the same day that charles is insistent on highlighting his own incredible consistency in media oh this is a highly calculated coordinated attack

#max is so funny for this entire interview because it's actually one huge carlos drag if you know all the context #he doesn't want any of us forgetting he's n1 lecfosi #that being said max and charles 100% coordinated in dms on this one #lestappen on and off track terrorism #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen

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aaabditory · 9 months

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Ryan Gosling doing Barbie method acting is actually so healing to me

#he’s gonna save the world actually #every interview is just so unbelievably funny #i love him so much #he’s perfect for the role and I never doubted him but even beyond the film he just became ken #barbie

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elloras · 3 months

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Brett Goldstein being incredibly straight

#brett goldstein #will poulter #films to be buried with #he's actually crushing on will so hard in this interview it's hilarious #like he starts out tongue in cheek with it but he's properly blushing and flustered by the end it's so funny #*

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secondbeatsongs · 5 months

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you know a book is romance-focused when there are multiple full scenes of people doing home repair and gazing softly at each other, but then when a main character interviews a literal convicted murderer, it happens offscreen

#sbs rambles #happy black friday to meee #I am staying in bed and listening to audiobooks #also I'm well aware this is a romance novel. I went into this knowing that #but it's so funny that he interviewed an actual murderer about a cold case and it just. isn't shown #this book did also refer to god as #''the commander-in-chief in the sky'' so #10/10 honestly #it's corny and weird and flowery and fun

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 4 months

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just got a call for an interview and answered the phone with The worst voicecrack of my life, im Wheezing

#hELlo- cmonnnnnnn #she took it in stride so we're just gonna ignore that happened #but yeah yippee!#lets do this again! same exact place!#the fact that this phone call was soooo informal its so funny #no 'hi this is blah blah blah you go here we're scheduling at this time'#nah it was essentially just 'hi again! does this time work for you? cool same place we'll see you there' and thats It #THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS SO FUNNY #like cmon they literally asked after me. why are we doing this song and dance again #they are literally Choosing Me For This Position and yet... smh waste of everyone's time!!#absolutely unprompted #this is one of the funniest Strangest situations ive been in #like??? whats this interview gonna be like?#one of the people is definitely gonna be the same person from before #what are we gonna act like theres an actual Point to this?#cmonnnnnn!#hi how was your day im literally the only candidate for this position thanks bye #man.#side note im watching war of the worlds 2005 for the first time and. why is the alien ship Cute #its a big ol tripod 🥺 like yeah yeah hundreds dead & billions of damage in infrastructure #but look at its widdle wiggly arms 🥺 i want to put it on a leash and take it for a lil walk around the block 🥺

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hanzajesthanza · 4 months

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the witcher official cookbook is good of course, but i am fully aware of myself that i bought this not for its recipes, but entirely just to read maybe like, a little less than four pages of sapkowski talking about how much he likes making soup

#also to support the legitimacy of witcher because all fantasy medias have not just A Map now but another thing: A Cookbook #there’s also those ‘official guides to the world of…’ but ive found they take the magic away not introduce more #like the recipes look good and everything and i like to cook and bake indeed but i actually just needed to access more soup lore #the fact that he mentioned the beauclair feast was an added surprise and made me smile so much my cheeks hurt #me: ‘i wish someone else besides me would remember beauclair in winter in lady of the lake’ | the actual author: i rember.#calanthe mentioned. beauclair mentioned. fish soup mentioned. thats basically all i want #i already knew that the fish soup was his own recipe because he said it in the f8 key interview like over 20 years ago #but that he bragged about it again was nice #he’s too funny. ‘epicurian physiques’ had me rolling #the elbow-high diaries

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skitskatdacat63 · 6 months

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2011 British gp Fernando is such a mood...

#okay now obviously i could make a super accurate actual version of this using a wider variety of pics #but i found it so funny that all of these are literally from one day #and hes exhibiting every stage of grief and expression known to mankind #there was literally almost 50 pics just from this one day at this specific time #thank you to whichever ferrari photographer this was 🙏#(i feel like we dont really get pictures like this so much nowadays?)#(or at least not the sheer amount?)#(but i feel like i dont really have any pics of him from recently just chilling in the garage)#(i loveeeee the candids!! so cute to see the drivers just in their 'natural habitat' and also great for ref)#(but yeah idk i think i like photography from this era better)#(i remember reading an interview w a photographer who talked about how fernando was willing to let him take more candid pics)#(and i wonder if it was a more novel thing back then? and now its a lot more content based and performative? idk.)#anyways!! sooooooo obsessed w the amnt of pics of fernando chilling in his garage from the ferrari era #literally thousands of them and im so endeared!!!!#i wonder what was going on in this practice session for there to be so many pics of him incredulous 😭😭#i wish I could just post all the pics from this compilation bcs hes soooooo adorable but also very memey #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #fa14 #2011 british gp #we do a little bit of f1

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mastersoftheair · 2 months

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part of raff law's interview with the standard

#'perhaps not deliberately' yeah? this decision still confounds me actually!#like there's So Many interviews from the cast about how they studied to get the accent right- whatever the accent was #(ex. anthony boyle's ohio accent and raff law's arkansas accent + the nitpicking wrt austin butler's own voice!- which he worked on btw)#it's like biddick hails from....the bronx‚ wisconsin? and given all the attention to detail in the past they just. signed off on this?#like it's funny but it's also weird lol. make that man sound like he was in 1996's fargo (not the 'correct' accent but it's much closer!)#anyway. back to raff- yeah lmao i do say 'lidderaly'. i also say 'wadder' and 'meer' and 'whoremovie'#masters of the air #hbo war #interview #raff law

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mamawasatesttube · 3 months

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still thinking about the way john byrne went so hard on clark being the ONLY survivor of krypton that he even got rid of krypto. sir that is literally just a pumby dog who hurt you

#rimi talks #im still digging for stuff to read about the editorial mandates on superfam from the 90s bc i Know ive read things about them #but i want to actually put sources to what i vaguely remember reading #that being said some of the lore here is so funny. like the way the death of superman started as a joke #i do think some fun stuff came of byrne's superman but some things im just like dude. chill pill ljgsjgdj #like how he was upset they brought back supergirl. or superboy (though im unsure if in that interview he meant clark or kon)#but either way it's very interesting to read all the things the writers have to say i want to know more...!!!!

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bamboozled-distress · 4 months

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starting mpreg discourse in the comment section of a trolls band together fanart post on Instagram is probably my favourite thing I’ve ever done in my life

#this person thinks im such a freak this is so funny omg #i hope they block me after and im put on their dni list #SHIT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#No bc the persons a friend of mine and we have a weird joke about mpreg so i commented that he should draw jd mpregged and the person asked #what mpreg is so i explained it and THEY ACTUALLY SAID ‘what the ACTUAL F—- DUDE!!!’#I CANT STOP LAUGHING #and i replied but they haven’t said anything yet and me and my friend think this is the funniest thing to have ever happened EVER #sometimes i forget how chronically online i am bc omg im such a freak this person haaaaaates me omg #and the kick is #it’s that the discourse is with my main account #so this may come up Harry styles on snl style in a job interview #if this happens I’ll tell you guys all about it i swear bc this shit is funny omg #txt #txt post #laz.exe #dare i tag this trolls

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kareofbears · 1 month

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watching two dozen interviews of wes ball talk about how he made the maze runner movies is genuinely such a pleasure to watch. it's so so clear that he deeply loves the content of the maze runner books while still understanding that they're fucking insane and makes next to no sense. the vision he has for the movies are unparalleled, the way he slims down the books while still upping the character moments is so impressive!! he was able to capture the heart of the series while still making it really accessible to a general audience. it has a clear trilogy feel to it, which a lot of trilogies do NOT have. and the best part is the cast LOVES him, you can tell just by the way they describe and poke fun of wes that this project would NOT work without him. also the way the cast NEVER talks about dashner is so fucking good. they're like 'omg there's wes, the genius, doing a one man show haha so silly, ily wes' and then it hard cuts to someone being like 'james is on set a lot.'

#the main reason why i started reading the book was because of the social phenomenon #i mean when has there been a case where the movies are so much more beloved than the actual books????#half way through scorch. i understand now.#ONE SINGLE THING I WILL SAY THAT THE BOOKS DO BETTER #is minho #minho had a lot of LIFE in the books #he's arrogant #he's a bastard #and hes so funny actually #i love him in the movies too #ki hong lee is a great minho but its very very clear they chose newt over him to focus on #which is a real shame because theyre a trio for a reason yk #actually in general the books are actually hilarious #ALSO my theory is #wes ball was so charmed by TBS that he changed some shit around #my favorite interview of wes ball was him describing TBS' audition #saying how he was just so magnetic and he was immediately drawn to the idea of him about newt #WES BALL IS JUST LIKE ME FR #mine #maze runner #tmr #alex reads tmr

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notanotherinfjblog · 1 year

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Productivity

ENTJ: Do you know those moments when you’ve got so much to do that you have no idea where to even start and so you start making a list of things that are too unimportant to waste your time on right now? But at the same time you’re wasting time by not working on the things that actually are important. You’re just making lists of all the tiny aspects of your work that you can throw out just to make yourself feel like you’re doing something.

INFJ: No, I don’t know those moments. I’m less productive, you see. When I’m overwhelmed by all the stuff I have to do, I panic and stare at the wall for three hours.

ENTJ: You’ve been doing that a lot lately, haven’t you?

INFJ: ... yes.