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#this has been in my head all day
mikichko · 2 months
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the idea that nanami has an incredibly sassy daughter has been in my head all day
he makes her upset and she just gives him the biggest side eye. she makes the most disgusted faces when he tried to talk to her. even has the audacity to huff at him 😭 like he had to take a breath mid argument and ask whatever entity exists where his daughter got all this attitude from.
she purposefully starts talking in only spanish to leave him out of conversations too. it’s genuinely the funniest thing hearing her tiny little voice talking to you while nanami lectures her about her behavior in an exasperated voice. she’s legitimately the only one that can get him to this state, besides gojo at his most annoying.
when nanami tries to apologize and asks her if he’s forgiven she only humphs at him and turns away.
“but i apologized to you, are you going to forgive me?””
“no! porque fuiste grosero conmigo!” (no! because you were rude to me!)
the only thing that earns him her affection again is the promise of a melopan after work tomorrow. he even gets a kiss when he says he’ll make sure to get the turtle shaped one
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rip-vanwinkle · 3 months
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18+ | MINORS DNI
Eyeless Jack Oral Headcanons(ish?)
don’t get me wrong, i love the idea of jack being a nasty man and eating like he’s starved when you’re on your period, BUT this is how i personally hc him because i love torturing him
cw(?): afab reader, general mentions of oral, nothing super explicit, menstruation
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- man loves oral. giving, receiving — he could go all day
- it’s his version of a sloppy make out session
- he adores you, so it’s the least he can do
- can’t sleep? he knows something that can help. bored? let’s fix that
- loves that he’s the only one that can make you like this
- you’re his. only his. he makes sure that it’s drilled into you mentally and physically as often as possible (with love of course)
- hands frantically trying to find something to ground yourself with, chest heaving, hair sticking to your forehead…
- it’s all too much. the man is drunk on power
- as soon as you start squirming that man is pinning your hips DOWN though
- so silly thinking that you could ever get away from him
- so much drool. jack puts every bit of what’s left of his soul into it. you’re definitely changing the sheets at least every other night
- but when it comes to that time of the month, things are a little different
- obviously some semblance of his little human brain is still in there somewhere
- but he’s still not in complete control like. ever
- he’s a demon, of course
- the smell alone is so tempting to him
- his head may as well be physically spinning from the mix of iron and hormones
- as if you didn’t look good enough to eat already, here you are smelling like dinner
- you tell him over and over that you don’t mind if he doesn’t. you trust him and know that he would never intentionally hurt you
- he does not trust himself though
- he’s terrified that once he’s lost in the euphoria of being squeezed between your thighs that instinct will take over
- and he’s right. and he hates it. he wants to make you cry out his name, to make you plead for him to stop more than anything
- just a bite wouldn’t hurt… right?
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MC: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the Devildom~
Solomon: F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium bombs, N is for no survivors-
MC: Solomon no…
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therooknook · 2 years
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Anybody else want something?
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i-am-a-chair · 2 months
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Beatles fans after a long week:
Man, I feel like George Harrison on the 29th of November 2001
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yetanotherkris · 2 months
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Look it up
the poor GUY's head is spinning
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rosekiller are either the rich hot uncles who are constantly travelling OR the bestest fucking girl dads you've ever seen. there is no inbetween
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thesundaytea · 1 month
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*Shatterdome shuts down operations*
Newt, using his compensation money: "I want a stove! A TV! A washing machine! A speaker! A switch! Fridge! AND-!"
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alexcaninnit · 2 years
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Best thing I've ever fucking made
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chiefladylightyay · 1 year
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Weiss: *rushing up to Sun* King of Monkeys!
Neptune: *drops his coffee, startled* Gah!
Sun: *calmly* Yes, Empress of Snow?
Weiss: I have a most serious dilema!
Sun: The King of Monkeys will listen. Tell me of your dilema.
Weiss: There are two fair maidens who have captured my heart.
Sun: Ah. I see. Go on.
Weiss: I find myself unable to choose. Green or Red, both are pretty beyond words!
Sun: A most serious dilema indeed. Have you considered... Both?
Weiss: Both?
Sun: Both.
Weiss: Both...
Both: *nods sagely* Both is good.
Neptune: ... What the fuck just happened?
Yang: Weiss had trouble deciding between Ruby or Penny. Sun simply told her to ask both. *checks scroll* They said yes. That was quick.
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muncysvelasco · 4 months
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I feel like if grace muncy heard one of her kids swear she’d immediately burst out laughing and then correct them
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abluehappyface · 6 months
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Cowboy that says "giddy the fuck up" platonically to his horse
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if-i-was-a-cucumber · 4 months
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i’m so sorry but our skyy 2 x my school president au where everything is exactly the same but this exchange is added to the script
gun: ugh tinn is so cute gun: all i can hear are his songs ringing in my head over and over por: would you say you have TINNitus?? *the whole universe claps*
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nikola: so let’s just say in ten years time- if the two of us aren’t married let’s promise each other to-“
fyodor: “hunt eachother for sport?”
nikolai: “YES! did you just agree to hunt each other for sport?!”
fyodor: *with great amusement* “no actually, i was going to say let’s get married… but your idea works too.”
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murdockiplier · 2 years
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*steps up to the mic and taps it*
grown up eddie would look like dan from game grumps and steve would look like arin
*recieves a standing ovation*
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idiotsofoz · 1 year
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who up and bleeding on the ballroom floor just for the attention
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