#this fucking bright red crate with an explosives sign on the side and a massive hole in it that i got at an antique place
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everyone who told me to drink something i now have sambuca in a water bottle are you not entertained
#funny story actually#you know those 50 ml bottles of absolut vodka you can get#well ages ago i had like 2 shots worth left in a sambuca bottle and i was like#'am i fuck carrying around a whole sambuca bottle'#so i downed the 50ml of vodka and put it in THAT bottle instead#and i've just carried around this sambuca-in-a-vodka-bottle for EASILY 3 months now#and it's like my emergency bottle that i've just never cracked into#and i also have this fucking crate in my room#this fucking bright red crate with an explosives sign on the side and a massive hole in it that i got at an antique place#and it's where i store all my alcohol (my mum is clueless that this is what i use it for and i fear the day she finds out the truth)#and i was rooting through it bc i was like yeahh how we feeling out there tonight yeah i am not feeling good-#and found this mango flavour prosecco mixer that i have NO MEMORY of obtaining???#so yeah to cut a long fucking story short i now have myself an entire Drink#don't yell at me i'm doing my best out here
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