ofmd headcannons bc i physically can’t stop thinking about these bitches
izzy sings at lucius and pete’s ceremony probably fly me to the moon or killing me softly (written by laszlo cravensworth & later plagiarized)
at the party that follows they all gather up singing shanties, ed & izzy whispering the lyrics to stede, who is still getting the hang of pirate music
stede & ed are supporting izzy’s back, that is still healing, despite his protests
they are also holding hands (ed-stede, stede-izzy)
jim, archie, olu & zheng are sitting suspiciously close
auntie & jackie instantly become besties
wee john, frenchie, roach & the swede are playing some intricate card game but wee john keeps losing deliberately to go back to his knitting
he’s making sweaters for all of them because Winter Is Coming & none of them have warm clothes
when a seagull lands on deck & refuses to stop pinching ed everyone knows who it is
he stays with them for about a week at a time & always comes back
they made a little nest in the sleeping quarters for him right next to roach & the swede
ed has permanently moved into stede’s room & they’ve made a new bed to fit three people for the nights iz wants some company
they also have room with the rest of the crew for the nights when they prefer to sleep alone.
ed & fang go fishing almost everyday & after a couple weeks they don’t need to speak & just sit in comfortable silence
stede keeps training with iz, taking turns fighting zheng & jim
when ed returns one day with fang & sees stede beating all three of them he wants to fight him more than ever. their duel goes on for a long time, the bets placed by the crew reaching extreme heights. in the end stede knocks him down & disarms him. everyone, especially pete, lose their fucking minds
at night stede still reads them stories, sometimes new from recent books he’s gotten, but usually the now familiar fairy tales calm them down the most
sometimes stede, ed, iz, jim, archie, olu, zheng, lucius & pete go on date nights where they try different food, listen to music, sharing sweets
frenchie, wee john, fang & roach can often be seen sticking together, not really seeking any romantic or sexual relationship, but simply wanting companionship
when izzy’s unicorn hoof finally gives out he is absolutely heartbroken so of course the entire crew go out to find him the most durable materials to make him another one
they give it to him the next day & it’s decorated by stede, lucius & surprisingly zheng
wee john has also knitted him a leg warmer for whenever he needs a break from the prosthetic
iz obviously loses his shit when he sees it & totally doesn’t call them twats
then they all proceed to fall on top of him to engulf him in an annoyingly wet hug, ed & stede sneaking two kisses on his cheeks
they often have themed parties to make use of stede’s unending secret wardrobe
wee john, iz & jim rule these parties being the best drag queens & king
after a couple years they dock on a small, peaceful town. everyone immediately loves it there & that’s when stede & ed decide to retire
they use ed’s treasure to buy a large building & the whole crew work together to turn it into an inn
they officially open ‘The Gentle Unicorn Inn’ (ed chose the name)
they also have a little tavern right next to it called ‘Jeff’s’ (they have a lot of fun whenever someone asks ‘who’s jeff?’)
ann & mary regularly pop by & drop off some antiques ann’s looted, for stede to either keep or even sell
every couple of months or so the crew visit for a few days & all of them have designated rooms in the inn
sometimes ed & stede close for a week or so to go on a little trip on the ‘revenge’ with the crew
izzy will go & stay with them more often than the rest of them & even though he doesn’t have his own room he has no problem staying at stede & ed’s
he always sleeps in the middle of their bed
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