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caradrool · 2 years

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Look at the little guy go!!!!

#hlvrai #benrey #benry #gordon feetman #half life #this didn't have to take that long omg

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uncanny-tranny · 6 months

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I've been looking for you... got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only. Let's see here... it's an update on the jarl's weird project! Look like that's it; got to go.

#crochet #art #my first project tag #described images #image description in alt #the weird little tassles are from when i had to switch skeins because my first one didn't even have one row left in it #i'm watching a skyrim video right now lmao #man i wouldn't really mind being a skyrim courier. like maybe i'd be obliterated by a dragon but that is neither here nor there #such is the life of an NPC #i think this is a great way to highlight how important knowing stitches are!#because a ribbing stitch in sc only has the difference of being done on one of the loops instead of both #but it makes SUCH a big difference in texturizing your fabric #my cat seems to like this fabric omg #also this is taking SO LONG for individual rows. but it's gonna be SO DENSE AND COZY...........

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afewskittlesshortofarainbow · 2 months

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I pissed someone off 💀💀

#niki talks #i was mainly stopping bc of my mental health #bro couldn't even take 5 seconds to read #and i wasn't crying about stopping. i was just stating how long it'd been #OMG i have haters #Does this mean i made it??#MUM I'M FAMOUS #i also didn't say i 'had to stop being a fan #i literally just said i was going to stop

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britneyshakespeare · 2 months

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The shy bachelor Godwin thought that Mary Robinson was not only intelligent and "Rational," but also incomparably beautiful. His daughter Mary Shelley recorded that "Among his acquaintances were several women, to whose society he was exceedingly partial, and who were all distinguished for personal attractions and talents. Among them may be mentioned the celebrated Mary Robinson, whom to the end of his life he considered as the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, but though he admired her so greatly, their acquaintance scarcely attained intimate friendship."

Perdita: The Literary, Theatrical, and Scandalous Life of Mary Robinson (2004) by Paula Byrne, page 322, contained in the beginning of Chapter 22: Radical

#i can't stop thinking about this #william godwin #mary robinson #mary shelley #mary wollstonecraft #and in at least one letter wollstonecraft admitted to godwin that she had wanted to leave a dinner party earlier out of jealousy #but she didn't bc she could tell he was enjoying perdita's company so much #for what it's worth nobody should take this out of context bc these two marys were huge supporters of each other and friends #but if my dad were to say this about any woman other than my mother who died due to complications after giving birth to me #bruh. i know this is probably a rather contemporary cultural judgment to make but still #'oh YEAH dad? why dont you go tell that to the daughter you had with mary robinson—OH WAIT #you just have ME. MY fucking bad'#ps i also love how (i have yet to read her novels but this is routinely mentioned in the biography) all of her heroines #have long dark auburn hair and blue-grey eyes. bc that's what she looked like #and tbh i love it for the incredibly selfish reason that that's what i look like. im vain. goodnight!#(we really do stigmatize that sorta thing now. making ur main character resemble urself. i think thats stupid. its a fine practice)#(no i think we only do that when the author is a woman bc then her character is omg basically her she didnt even try) (eyeroll)

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embyrinitalics · 2 years

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I lost another chicken on Monday ☹️

She'd been acting a LITTLE funny for a couple days, like not roosting at night or acting a little antisocial in the yard, but I didn't see those as big warning signs and I feel super guilty about it, because her death was excruciatingly painful and horrific and I feel like it was my responsibility to look out for her health and I really let her down.

I need to just let it out and this might get graphic so feel free to skip

So on Monday night I notice she isn't roosting and is laying on the floor in a weird spot so I pick her up and set her on her feet hoping she'll take the hint and hop up herself, and instead she just flopped over unable to stand. So I call my husband over since something is obviously wrong. And when I pick her up to examine her she has vent prolapse and flystrike.

If you don't know what that is I encourage you to not google it. Chickens have a complicated digestive and reproductive system and a lot of things could go wrong. And they did. And then they got much worse.

We tried helping her at home for a couple hours but the flystrike was behind the prolapse so it was definitely beyond our ability to solve. The nearest emergency vet that would see chickens and was open at 11pm on July 4th was an hour away. So we put her in a crate and drove out there.

Meanwhile I am having a full on panic attack for the whole two hours and the drive. It was so disgusting and she was in so much pain. I did not keep my cool. I was dizzy and nauseous and my heart was racing and I felt like I was going to pass out. And I felt bad about that too, like she needed me and I couldn't pull myself together. (Meanwhile my amazing hubby is in there trying to clean up something I literally can't even bear to look at it's so awful and just thinking about it makes me want to cry auuugwwaahhh T_T)

Anyway we get to the vet, they take her down, and we stay in the car so they can call us with a prognosis. The call came pretty quick, the vet said she was in excruciating pain (they gave her drugs before they called us) and likely going septic, and strongly recommended euthanasia. They asked if we wanted to see her one more time. I was ready to pass but my husband wanted to say goodbye and asked for a couple feathers before she was cremated.

She was soooo drugged lol, I've never seen a drugged chicken before so that was kind of funny. She was high as a kite. So we said goodbye, they took her down, and came back up a little later with a couple clipped feathers for us to keep.

My panic attack immediately stopped once we got the word to euthanize. Like once it was over and we shed a few tears I was fine. But it was exhausting and I still feel guilty (for the flystrike to be that bad the prolapse had to have been happening for a few days at least and I didn't notice, AND I usually clean the coop at least once a week but it had been two weeks and was pretty dirty, which made the likelihood of flystrike jump significantly).

Anyway, I know she isn't suffering anymore and we did try to help (I mean they told us over the phone the vet trip fee was $215 dollars before they even did anything, and my husband didn't even blink, because he is fantastic), but. Still. I wish she had just been eaten by a fox or something instead. She would've suffered less.

And then I haven't been able to recover from the sleep deprivation, I've been up at 5:30 every day for no reason and am just so so tired. And my appetite has been bad so I haven't really eaten much at all.

And then this morning my dog caught one of the baby bunnies in our yard asflkfjfkfkfjjjjj T_T (I caught him by the scruff and he dropped it and it hopped away so it's probably fine BUT I'M EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE RIGHT NOW OK)

All this to say that this is my first time even being on my computer all week and I haven't written a thing and don't even have the energy to feel bad about it LOL

She was a good girl 💙

#not Zelda #personal #long post #VERY long post #death of a pet #chickens #RIP Bri Bri #you were such a mild tempered and pretty girl #sorry I didn't take care of you like I should have #omg I really needed to say that I'm like bawling #if I'd caught it earlier she might've recovered #I hand-raised her from a chick and she really trusted me #and never got out of the way when I was coming through with the lawn mower lol #and was always trying to sneak in the house when I left the door open #and then there were six 🐣💛

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cowardlycowboys · 1 year

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therapist is gonna ask me to make weekly appointments i can feel it

#omg kiera no one cares #sorry for cutting again (didn't last long since last time) sorry for crying hysterically every other day sorry for feeling abandoned #sorry for being cold and mean and childish ma'am you see things happened and I'm losing it #but also i don't have that kinda money so #if i do off myself before 25 that is a risk I'm willing to take<3 #and no saftey plan please I'm gonna throw it away anyway so why waste the paper gina!#however i do need to see my psychiatrist and she REALLY can't do anything because she's in brigaham

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cherrytomatoboys · 10 months

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I'm sorry so I'm supposed to be at work looking everywhere for my hidden training sites my manager called im training in a different store this week telling me it has to get done by tomorrow for me to go to training on monday and Macdennis was basically dating last episode.

#macdennis #i was sitting watching a video thinking about how dennis did that all for mac #he made the system only for mac i just know it that's why it's called sinned #when he said he was johnny i was like omg that is way farther than i thought they would take macdennis in a long time #after last season i didn't have my hopes up but this is wild now

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justanisabelakinnie · 2 years

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What if Mirabel and Antonio thought they were alone, they both decide to stand on top of the counter, and started to sing and dance to wellerman, they were to busy singing and dancing to wellerman on top of the counter to noticed their family members watching them with a huge smiles.

"Soon may the Wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum!" Mirabel sang as she danced and twirled on the table, shaking her handmade hand hook like a real pirate would.

"One day, when the tonguing is done," Antonio agreed, jumping up next to her, "We'll take our leave and go!"

When they were done, they let out a battle cry, only to be met with the sound of clapping and applause, and looked around to see their family down below, clapping as their captains smiled and eventually held hooks and bowed.

"My oh my, that was a lovely performance!" Julieta clapped.

"I kinda have the feeling that you should've been doing this a looooong time ago, however," Camilo said meaningfully, and Mirabel giggled apologetically as she scratched the back of her head with her pirate hook.

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machinavocis · 1 year

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ok actually, speaking of: i would like to take this moment to publicly acknowledge the fact that, last time i had a tumblr, i got in at least two separate reblog-chain arguments with @brotheralyosha where i was doing some version of NOPE YOU’RE WRONG CAPITALISM CAN BE GOOD ACTUALLY YOU’RE JUST GENERALIZING FROM BAD LIFE EXPERIENCES. and the reason that i remember so clearly that this happened is because, on multiple occasions over the past 4ish years, i’ve had cause to look back on those conversations and say--sometimes loudly, in the middle of unrelated conversations, causing a probably-unnecessary amount of surprise and confusion--the sentence “GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MY COMMUNIST FRIEND WAS RIGHT ABOUT THIS TOO.”

#@brotheralyosha idk what political label(s) you actually use but as the story indicates i was at those times Very Dumb & Wrong Generally :D #so here is my overdue retroactive shoutout for not taking my shit & continuing to be right even when i was being very wrong VERY LOUDLY #on my docket of Future Actual Quality Post Attempts on here: why i think i clung to my wrongness so hard for so long #tl;dr i've openly thought & said meritocracy was/is bullshit ever since i was like 14 & started Actual Not Homeschool School #& realized how fuckin arbitrary & arbitrarily weighted Academic Talent is & how much suffering that weight produces #& i think the fact that i knew i believed that as like a super important core principle kept me from actually realizing #how terrified i am of the idea of a world in which i can't Objectively Mathematically Quantify my Value #because in a hypothetical world where we've all decided on a more humanist collectivist approach #i fundamentally do not trust my society or community to think of me as human enough to have value #AND REALIZING THAT WAS REALLY FUCKIN DEPRESSING LOL #like OH BOY THAT IS AN ENTIRE PROBLEM I DIDN'T REALIZE WAS THE PROBLEM I HAD #omg ok this is too much tag posting i must stop & go water the plants lmao ok bye

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mashkaroom · 1 year

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from just the first episode i thought wednesday was kind of tropey and i didn’t really like what it did with the addams family canon BUT it’s just unbelievable how 100% perfectly they captured my 5th grade escapist fantasies. being a hypercompetent morbid weirdo who went to a boarding school whose whole aesthetic, theme, and curriculum was centered around death and danger and who was also a successful novelist and solved mysteries was so exactly what i dreamed about that i’m enjoying watching it just because it scratches that old itch with surgical precision

#in 5th/6th grade i had hair that was i think shoulder length but it actually got into such a big tangle that it was literally the entirety #of my hair #for some reason i decided to keep this a secret and wore my hair in a bun for like 4 months except that the bun was the shape my hair was in #when i finally admitted to it -- and mind you i didn't keep it secret out of a sense of shame or anything #i honestly don't remember what exactly it was -- i think i thought it would eventually resolve naturally and just didn't want to involve #anyone else #anyway the hairstylist who cut my hair deserves so much credit because she produced a really cute asymetrical bob out of it #and in my defense the knot developed shortly after my dad moved into a new house so a hairbrush for that house hadn't been bought yet #so if i wanted to brush my hair there i had to remember to take my brush from my mother's house which i obviously forgot all the time #wait why did i bring this up on a post about wednesday addams #OH because before that i DID for some period of time have 2 long braids #the 2-braided character i imprinted on as a child was sheeta from castle in the sky #she has her braids shot off by the villain #i donated my hair in the 2nd grade i think and me and bestie masha k (who was nausicaa in our ghibliverse RP)#were like 'omg....this is JUST like sheeta....the ancient prophecies are coming true'#as if it was some crazy coincidence and not a situation i directly created by asking my mother to make an appointment as supercuts #wait you know what else i just realized #yentl 🤝 sheeta #characters i imprinted upon who have two long braids that get cut off #very sleep deprived hence the stream of consciousness tags #OH regarding the fate of the hair knot #most of it was cut off as one discrete chunk and my aunt actually still has it in a plastic bag to this day #she calls it the 'hairloom' and the idea is to show it to the next generation if they ever wine about having to take care of their hair lmao

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noxtivagus · 1 year

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theme for my class's christmas party on friday is most listened to artist.. bro how do i dress as masayoshi soken

#🌙.rambles #joked abt wearing yk a suit but i could actually do that #i'd be shy tho 😭😭 but it'll be v cool omg #nobuo uematsu is top all time but soken is for 2022 & 2021 #yoko shimomura's 3rd all-time.. oh man i really love vg osts fr #uemtasu's my second for 2022 tho n #txt is 4th all-time n 3rd for 2022 #random but i rlly like my hair now i didn't like it when it was blowdried but now i do ehe #it matches me i think >< i rlly prefer this length i don't like long hair unless i put it in a ponytail or braid of smth #square enix music is oh wow top 5 all time n top 4 for this year #aghh sorry i don't rlly have anything to do anymore for my deadlines due today it's just my grpmates' parts now but #i'm worried bcs i don't think the output in general for one of them is creative enough? we lacked time #n it's the course i hate the most n it rlly just ruins me but #i'll just take my mind off it 😭 i hate my regrets so much i can't comfort myself n it rlly just leaves this emptiness in me but i'll #distract myself n just write creatively or just imagine n dream n i'll be alright #despite how much grades n acads may seem so big rn it wldn't matter when i'm actually working n all #but every single mistake every single shortcoming just hurts so much bcs i used to do better or maybe i just think too high of myself #i'll work on my article critique n then when my grpmates for our research stuff finish the results n discussion #i'll work on the conclusion n then i'll do some other small assignments n then i'm done #maybe i just don't want others to think less of me to see me as inferior. i'll still get at least high honors for sure but not having #just one semestral awardee or some bs feels like a failure to me despite. my family telling me i'm not a disappointment #my friends don't know but wnvr apollo n i don't do SUPER well in acads they get suprised so. yh..#who the fuck cares about what others think oh my god i hate my mind i need to stop this i was doing well earlier today

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wraithwonder · 2 years

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i do love the friendships that pick up where they left off, the ones where both parties grow and are able to reconnect. lately, i haven't had anybody to talk to and no one i feel close to anymore, no one to relate to, but then i reconnected with a friend who i had a pretty bad falling out with a few years ago. what made me forgive them? they owned up to what they did, explained to me why it was wrong, and proved that they were doing better. they listened to me as i owned up to my side and respectfully agreed, telling me about the stuff that had bothered them with me and i did the same. no one yelled or tossed accusations. we just talked. it was honestly a really wonderful experience to see someone i thought of as family for the longest time grow along with me despite us being separate and at odds with each other for so long. and to especially have closure for something that put so much weight on my shoulders for so long. and we spoke even more recently & officially have reconnected.

she had a baby recently and said i was her son's aunt too. i almost cried, not gonna lie. but i'm really happy it wound up this way.

#i've been struggling a lot with my depression and isolation lately #that and the mountains of insane stressors i've been handling alone has been overwhelming #it was nice to take a break and laugh with a friend and see them put in the same effort as me #i'm ao happy to have my sister back #bc we were each other's family for so long when we didn't have ours #no one cares but it made me happy so i had to share #her son even smiled at me and omg the cutest little chubby baby ever #crap post

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witchwhaat · 7 months

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uni starts tmrw i feel so sick

#like 'i've been nauseous for the whole week' kind of sick #like 'i think i'd rather die than go back to uni' sick #and feeling this fucking terrible i still thought that it's a good idea to start yet another course?? like the fuck is wrong with you girl #it feels so weird bc i did want to get in but i was so sure i WON'T get in #and now that i actually did i'm just so scared lol #can you tell i have no idea what i'm doing with my life lol #like i knoooow time will pass anyway i know #but i wish i knew what i was doing with it #i don't want to keep on trying things until i finally find something for me i just want to know already #i want to be at peace with what i'm doing #and i want to not be so scared of everything all the time #there are so many things that i could and would like to try but they all take time and effort and i simply can't afford to try them all #do you see what i mean?#like i can start as many uni courses i want i can pick up as many hobbies i want but at the end i have to stick to smth #and finally decide what i want to do with myself #and i'm just so tired omg #like. literally and metaphorically #i did nearly nothing i should have done for uni during summer but i also didn't really rest #so i'm tired and unprepared #just let me go on a year long vacation and sleep lol idk #i really don't want to come back #and i should feel excited about the new course but i simply can't bc i'm so anxious about everything #like what's the point of me getting in and starting it when i'm not even excited about it #okay anyway #sorry for venting and being so negative about everything here recently #i just really don't know what to do with myself anymore #agnes talking

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badgirlcoven-official · 8 months

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Having RSD in public spaces is the worst bc it's like I need permission to exist too noticeably. Even if everyone is super friendly if I'm even risking being boring or "too much" then I get so scared like oh god everyone's going to get so sick of me as if the worst crime I could ever commit is to be uninteresting

#vent #ask to tag #this isn't about anything in particular/a vague post dw I'm just putting it here bc it's fandom related #audits getting back into fandom spaces after the countless horrors adventures if u will #I'm like omg why am I so worried abt this stuff who would care #but then I remember as a teenager if I infodumped. in. infodump or topic specific channels. dedicated for doing that #my 'friend' would berate me for 'taking up too much space'#and ppl got mad at me for OC posting when they tried to drop hints that they didn't want to hear about my OCs (said hints being like.#not responding or just changing their tone slightly not anything clear) or in some cases just complained to the afore mentioned friend who #opted not to tell me when these complaints were being made but to blame me for not having done anything about what I wasn't told #this fandoms probably different since the majority of ppl I talk t o in it are neurodivergent and like. get it #but everyone is so cool that I talk to I'm like oh my god if I can't be exactly who/what they want to talk to at all times they're gonna #jeff the kill me like oh my god girl chill out #I'm not shy but someimes I wish ppl would coax me out of my shell a little so I didn't overthink it all/LH #I do think it's funny how much I feel the need to fit in with everyone/not be TOOO weird/irrelevant in the fandom whose source's main theme #is being an unapologetic weirdo as long as its harmless but haiodfhgiofdhgiodhfoighfidhgafdg

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he-calls-me-kitten · 5 months

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Dirty Dozen (ft. +2)

GN! MC x Pervert! OM Characters

(Cause y'all seemed to love the first one omg. Also TW: I made everyone wayy more sleazy and nasty than before so read at your own risk. MInors DNI)

Pervert! Mammon who likes to ask you for something specifically when your hands are full. "MC, lend me a few Grimm could ya?" He asks when you're in the middle of cooking.

"My hands are covered in cake batter, just take some from my back pocket."

"Are you sure it's there? Let me check both pockets." He isn't so much searching for coins as much as he's feeling and practically groping your ass. Seriously you start to wonder how it's taking him 20 minutes to find something that's right there.

Pervert! Solomon who keeps his room colder than usual when you come over for magic lessons.

"Is it too cold for you MC? I apologise, I kept it this way because some of the potions have bad reactions to heat but if you'd like-"

"I'm absolutely fine, Solomon. You worry about me too much." You smile at him reassuringly, not noticing how his eyes are so eagerly trained at your nipples perking up through your thin t-shirt.

Boner Bonus points if you allow him to hug you for some warmth. His fingers will definitely brush against your chest more than once.

Pervert! Beel who seems to make a mess whenever he's trying to help you in the kitchen. "I'm so sorry, MC. I didn't mean to spill it on your hands!"

"It's okay Beel, it's just some cream and syrup. I can just wash it off right away."

"But it's such a waste. Please allow me." He starts to thoroughly lick your fingers and you shake your head and let him knowing his fixations on food.

But he can't help it - you taste so good. He secretly wonders what you might taste like down there, drooling at the thought.

Pervert! Levi who has taken to sitting on pillows Japanese style while gaming and offers you the same. Sure enough you don't even suspect an ulterior motive.

"Did you get inspired by some human world anime again? Careful though - your legs and butt will start to cramp after a while."

"MC you're too gracious! Caring so much for an otaku like me!"

After you leave, he promptly takes the pillow you were sitting on and puts it in his bathtub. He's going to sleep on it ofc. Your scent on it helps him jerk off better.

Pervert! Belphie who now asks you to rub his belly till he falls asleep. "What's so funny?" He asks as you giggle at his request.

"Since when do you need help falling asleep?"

"I care about the quality of my sleep. And I sleep better this way."

Fortunately you believe him and don't suspect that it's because it's the closest he can get you to fondling his dick. He has such a difficult time holding in his moans and hard ons, every time your hands go even a bit lower than usual.

Pervert! Barbatos who got into sewing clothes as a hobby and specifically likes making them for you now. But you never understand why he needs to take same measurements over and over again.

"Oh? This is a different kind of design, MC. So the measurements will vary from before."

"Always making new things aren't you? You never fail to suprise Barbatos." You smile at him admiring.

The tightening of the tape around your chest and crotch are subtle. He can hardly keep it together when you praise him after all. But he has to if he wants to skim his hands over your body like this again.

Pervert! Diavolo who takes you on such long drives that you always doze off in the front seat, waking up apologetic for missing so much of the journey.

"Hahaha, it's okay, MC. We've been on this same road lots of times. I assure you, you didn't miss anything. And I like that you feel safe to sleep in my presence."

"But still, I'm so sorry, it feels disrespectful..." You apologize, not even knowing how hard he is in his pants right now.

Afterall, he can keep squeezing your beautiful thighs, maybe let his hands wander between them and imagine himself fucking you in the back seat as much as he wants, when you're asleep.

Pervert! Simeon who will have noone except you as his muse for art classes. And the themes just keep getting more erotic each time.

"Are you sure you're okay with this, MC? You don't have to do it if you're not comfortable-"

"Nonsense, Simeon. I feel super comfortable if it's you. You're a true artist after all." You say as you lay on his bed wrapped up only in bedsheets, exposing your entire back and legs.

If only you knew, this angel has thoughts dirtier than most demons. How he's practically fucking you with his eyes. How he's definitely going to jerk off into those bedsheets, moaning your name.

Pervert! Satan who loves teaching you things - standing right behind you, guiding your hands to make latte-art, or trying a new style of painting.

"That's it, nice and slow. Look how much you've improved, MC." He beams at the cute kitty in the coffee cup.

"All thanks to you, Satan. I can't wait to learn more from you." You smile at him earnestly.

He almost feels guilty for tricking you this way, but the way your hands feel in his, and your ass feels against his groin is so addicting. One of these days, he wishes could teach you to be on all fours and take his length in your pretty little mouth.

Pervert! Asmo who loves keeping your eyes on him and noone else. From elaborate performances to petty staring contests, he cannot have enough of your gaze.

"Oh you're turning red in the face, Asmo. Did I manage to flutter the heart of the Avatar of Lust?" You lean forward smiling.

"You're my only weakness after all, MC. It's your fault for making me this way." He almost moans.

You laugh and mock apologize at his antics but you don't know he's been grinding like an animal on his seat, and creamed his pants under your innocent gaze. Your undivided attention just turns him on so much.

Pervert! Lucifer who makes his desires too obvious sometimes. He'll regret it in the morning and take you to dinner to apologize but not until he's already done something dirty.

"Lucifer, it's 2 am. You need to throw away that coffee and sleep." You're practically dragging him to bed.

"Fine. I'll go sleep if you'll stay in my room tonight." He says knowing you'll comply. You care too much for your own good. He's not even going to let you sleep on the couch, no you have to stay wrapped up in his arms.

You might wake upto him groaning your name in his sleep and you might mistake it for a nightmare - not knowing how he's balls deep inside you in his dreams.

Pervert! Thirteen who likes how excited you get over her newest inventions and keeps making more things to call you over.

"And this little baby and can throw pie at people's faces without ever missing. Guaranteed headshot." She smiles proud.

"This would be so useful in a cafeteria food fight and then get banned right after its glory. But I so wanna use it!" You whine.

She loves how much you appreciate her inventions. She is secretly working on a 'pleasure' device scented like her to give you - she hopes you'll like it just as much.

Pervert! Mephisto who is actually taken aback by your duality. You're such a mischievous little imp usually but turn so well-mannered in front of Diavolo's esteemed guests.

"So even you can be prim and proper sometimes? If only you could maintain this on the daily." He huffs.

You laugh and mock-bow in front of him. "Of course, anything for you my dearest lord. Would you like to dance with this proper human while you can?"

He blushes at the sudden offer. Why you little- how dare you tempt him like this. You can't complain about him gripping you somewhere improper or too tight. You deserve this for your attitude.

Pervert! Raphael who is still navigating new feelings of lust he's never felt before he met you. Why his heart skips every time you fall asleep on his shoulder or why he felt a sudden warmth at the pit of his stomach feeling you breath so softly into his neck.

"Thank you for helping me tidy the classroom, MC. I didn't even know where the cleaning supplies were."

"That's alright. It's more fun with two people anyway and wait Raphael there's a bucket over the-" The fresh bucket of water already spilled splashing all over both of you.

You immediately fetched a towel to help him dry up but he couldn't stop staring at you instead. With the uniform sticking to your body like and the water glistening on your exposed skin - why was he so enthralled? Why does he feel a strange pulsing between his legs as you hover over him?

#obey me #obey me smut #obey me solomon #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me lucifer #obey me beel #obey me mammon #obey me simeon #obey me belphie #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me leviathan #obey me thirteen #obey me Raphael #obey me mephisto

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ghostedcas · 7 months

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imagine like simon goes into some sort of surgery and has to be put under anesthesia, and when he gets out hes like still high asf on it 💀 and hes being a lil silly goose

okay this is such a cute idea omg, this is 100% based off that tiktok audio where it's like "my wife wouldn't like you touching me like that" "i AM your wife."

thank you so much for the request nonnie, a forehead kiss for you MWAH MWAH

simon 'ghost' riley x reader

wc: 563

warnings: none really, lots and lots of that good ol fluff, mentions of surgery, goofy simon, maybe a little ooc simon (he's high so it's fine)

a/n: i hope this is okay, i'm feeling a bit rusty with my writing but i've finally got back some motivation and energy to do so after the past two months of low energy and bad mental health. if you guys want to know a bit more about it and my mental health (i don't see why anyone would but lmao) let me know, i don't mind making a post about it if you guys want an explanation of some sort or whatever. anywho, sorry this is so short but i hope you still like it!! <3

a/n 2.0: i recently applied for a part time job at a bookstore so y'all pray for me that i get this job because i want it so bad. i am just gonna decide that i WILL get this job, because why wouldn't i?

simon had been out of surgery for just over an hour now, being a soldier you 'd think perhaps he was going under surgery for some kind of wound he had inflicted upon him on the battlefield but no, he was just getting his tonsils removed after a bad bout of tonsillitis ended up with him developing really bad tonsil stones.

so here you were, waiting by his bedside for him to wake up. the doctor and nurses reminded you just as he had gotten out that he may still be a little, well loopy, off of the meds depending on how quickly he woke up. you waited in a chair at his bedside, reading a book when you heard the blankets of the bed rustling just a little.

looking up from your book you see simon starting to wake up and you reach out to grasp his hand, only for him to rip it away from you when his eyes were fully opened.

"uh, si? you okay, hon?" you ask gently, maybe he just wasn't feeling too well after waking up, or perhaps he wasn't wanting physical touch, that happened quite often and you always respected that space he may want when he wanted it.

"don't call me that." simon said, voice hoarse and scratchy from the surgery, he sounded a little angry.

"what?" you questioned, this wasn't like simon, you couldn't understand why he wouldn't want you speaking like this to him.

"i'm taken."

"i know." you replied with a short laugh.

"you should be touching me like that then."

it hit you then, he was woozy from the meds and didn't recognize you. the realization made you laugh a little more. you decided to have a bit of fun with this high version of your boyfriend.

"sorry about that simon. wanna tell me about your partner?"

"oh, (name)? they're amazing, you know they're so pretty. and they're funny too. they always know how to make me feel better, i miss them." simon replies, ranting and raving on and on to you about his partner, about you.

"you love them a lot, don't you?" you ask him with a smile, it felt so nice to hear all these lovely things about yourself, your boyfriend clearly unfiltered by the effects of the anesthesia he was under.

sure he definitely said sweet things to your face, but something about hearing it when he was basically high as shit made your heart pound a little more.

"i love them with my whole heart." simon replies, a goofy little smile on his face.

you can't help but reach out to gently caress his face at those words, body filling up with some much adoration for the soldier in front of you.

"hey! what did i say about touching me. i have a partner!" simon scolds, trying to dodge your touch.

"simon, love... i am your partner. it's me, (name)." you reply with a laugh.

simon takes a good long look at you when you tell him this, he stares at you, looks you up and down before letting out a soft and quiet "oh."

you begin to hear the beeping of his heart rate monitor speed up, his cheeks turning slightly pink as he stares up at you.

you couldn't help but laugh a little more at this. what a sweet idiot. your sweet idiot.

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