“Watcher!Grian this” “Watcher!Grian” that, the only watcher Grian I wanna see is that the eldritch monstrosity watchers adopted Grian and he has No Idea He’s Not A Watcher. And they’re like embarrassing parents. Once he was like “isn’t it weird how I have so few eyes and arms and I’m so small?” And they’re like “Ŏ̷̭h̶͖͠ ̵̳̕s̵̭͘w̶̧͂ě̷̗e̷͓͂t̴͖͊i̷̦̕e̸̟͊,̷͖̇ ̷̻͐w̸͍̎a̷̧͂ṫ̵̰c̵̞̓ḩ̵͑e̵̖͊r̷͍͝š̸͎ ̶͗ͅc̶̦̔o̸̹̓m̵̘͝ë̶̦́ ̴͓̓i̶̪͛n̶͓͋ ̷̺͛a̷͍̓l̷̻̃l̷̡̐ ̴̗͛s̷̹̽ḣ̴̝ȁ̷̗p̵̠̂e̶̤͋s̷̹͑ ̷̦̈́a̶̢̓n̴̘̎d̷̢̓ ̸͎̑s̵̍͜ḯ̵͎z̸̳͌ê̶̹s̸͕͊,̶̭͋ ̴̤̍d̵̖͌ǫ̶̈n̵̢̔’̸̢̈́ẗ̶͜ ̶̼̾w̸̯͑o̷͚͐r̷̤͆r̵̫̄y̵̢͆,̸̟͆ ̴͈͋ẏ̴̠o̸͕̽u̶̫̍’̷͇͌ȑ̶̘e̶̦͠ ̸̻̍å̵̪ ̵̤̾w̴̤̎a̵̱̓ṭ̴̕c̸͍̐h̸̲͑ẻ̴̻r̸̗̽ ̷̣̆ẗ̴́ͅḥ̵́r̴͓͊o̸̳͗ṳ̸̓g̷̾ͅh̷͖͂ ̷͇͝ạ̵͘n̷̮͠d̷͙̕ ̴̳̀t̸͔̐h̶̡̍r̶̩͝ő̶̯ȗ̸̻g̵̝͑h̷̞̀.̵̙͘” (plaintext: "Oh sweetie, watchers come in all shapes and sizes. Don’t worry, you’re a watcher through and through.") and he never worries about it again.

Pearl is actually a watcher but she is also convinced Grian is a real watcher too. She’s been emulating his form since she first saw it so that’s why she looks like a person too. Martyn is also adopted but he’s aware he’s adopted. The watchers are like “s̴̠͆t̸̛͖o̵̻͝p̷̻͑ ̵̞̌h̸͇̿ã̷̡n̸̻̏g̵͓͝ḯ̸͈n̷̤̾ģ̵̊ ̸̯̏o̵͕̓u̸̲̕t̵̤͝ ̶̖͝ẃ̷͎ĭ̵̱t̸̗̑h̸̯͗ ̵̝̒t̸͓̐ȟ̸̟ǎ̷̬t̶͍̃ ̴͈̆J̵̰̇i̵̳̍m̷̪͊m̴̬͝y̸̳̔ ̸͉͝b̵̦͑o̷̩̽y̶̦͘ ̷̡͝h̵̞͒ě̵ͅ’̵̡̔ś̵̨ ̵̠̔s̸͉̿ṵ̴̃c̴̘͒h̷̥͆ ̴̦̐a̷͎̾ ̸̾͜ḃ̷͈a̶͖͒ḍ̶̃ ̵̼̕ḭ̶͝ń̶͜f̷̳̚l̷̠̾ǘ̷̘ȅ̵̞n̸̠͋c̵̦͗e̶̺̓.̷̲̍ ̴̲͗Y̴̖̿o̵͎̽u̷͎̐ ̴̤̒ș̸͒h̵̫̀ö̷̢́u̸̟̿l̷͈͛d̸̽ͅ ̷͖͐s̸̳̕p̶͙͂e̴͕̕n̷̥̈́d̴͇̿ ̸̬̆m̷̥̿o̸̟͘r̵̛̭e̸̛̺ ̶̡̆t̷̮͘i̶̧̓m̸͇͊e̷̢̓ ̵̾ͅŵ̶̪i̴̪͠t̶͉͝ḧ̵̩ ̸̻́R̵͎͘e̸͎͑ṅ̵̤!̵̰̾ ̷̝̍H̸̘͗e̵͙͘’̷̜͗s̴̞͒ ̵̭̓s̷̬̕ǘ̵͉c̷̥͆h̸̯̃ ̴̡́a̴̱͑ ̶̙̀n̴̟̾ȋ̶̘c̵̻̑e̸̽ͅ ̵̅ͅb̶̧̍o̷̢͘ŷ̷͔!̸̥̆” (Plaintext: "stop hanging out with that Jimmy boy, he’s such a bad influence. You should spend more time with Ren! He’s such a nice boy!")