#things my partner says
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B, as I take Deacon out for a nighttime walk without him: Ok, have fun. Return safely to me.
Me: I have no control over where the winds of fate might blow me...but I'll do my best.
B [checks his weather app]: well winds are at 1mph right now, so if fate tries to 1mph blow you anywhere other home, maybe just ignore it?
Me:
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Me when I play sudoku:
...it can't be
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Rtc things my girlfriend (who has never seen rtc) said today during history
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*Her telling me about how she listened to what the world needs and thought that it was a good song*
Me: wait till you find out she’s a ginger
Her: ED SHEERAN?!?!
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*me doodling Mischa giving Noel a kiss in the cheek*
Her: *points to Mischa* is that Noel?
Me: no
Her: *points to Noel* is THAT Noel?
Me: mhm! :)
Her: *points at Mischa again* Is that JD (from Heathers)?
Me: Wha-
Her: I ship it 😍
Me: HUH?!?!?
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*me sends her a picture of Mischa and asks her what she thinks his name is*
Her: is that chin guy?
Me: chin guy???
Her: *sends me this photo*
Me: … 😟
Her: c h i n g u y
#noel gruber#misha bachinski#ocean ride the cyclone#ocean rtc#ocean oconnell rosenberg#noel ride the cyclone#noel rtc#mischa rtc#mischa ride the cyclone#rtc#ride the cyclone#things my partner says#she has an obsession with heathers#I have an obsession with ride the cyclone#it’s really funny some of the songs we say together randomly talking about them together
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Somewhere out there is a woman who is banging Danny DeVito rn
#danny devito#things my partner says#things my boyfriend says#its always sunny in philadelphia#friends
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Me: for some reason youtube seems to have decided I'm the target audience for bad omegaverse romance novels
My partner: I mean, aren't you?
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Ow.
#you're on tumblr and you read a lot of fanfiction#things my partner says#thanks i hate it#yes but shut up
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Wait, Superman exists in this movie but he didn't come and help? What an asshole
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im google doc-ing it
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he’s the drug tester! of course he’s got to test all of the drugs
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Me: you're so handsome
My partner: what?
Me: you're the handsomest guy I know
Him: I gotta take a shit
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My beautiful boyfriend @spellboundcities made art of the wonderful DDVAU (made by @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi respectively) and, obviously, i took that as a CHALLENGE!
So here's some fanart for a wonderful AU!
#are they holding hands? are they not holding hands? the better question is ARE YOU A NARC? /ref#i looove this au#i binge read every single thing i could when i found it months ago#and then my beloved partner#my darling angel#had the AUDACITY#to draw fanart BEFORE ME! /lhj /nsrs#so i could not let that stand#ddvau#ddvau fanart#desertduo vigilante au#trafficshipping#hermitshipping#technically but not technically?#gtws fanart#grian fanart#my art#the textposts were supplied to me by my beautiful boyfriend#with brown eyes#he tells me what to do and i say yes sir#on it boss
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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts#course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism#being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn#i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus#cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself#into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation#but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy#and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system#you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao#yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic#aromanticism#aro positivity#aroace#arospec#sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon#you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better#life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not#i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao
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”Ohmygod Let’s do buzzgueed quizzes!”
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she says he won't let her get a dog, which is fine, because they're in an apartment, and that's the kind of thing people say about their partners. he won't let me get a dog. and you're at a dinner party and you tilt your head a little to the side just like that dog he won't let her get, because is this the thing that's going to upset you? you don't know every corner of their relationship, she could be joking, they could have had so many healthy conversations about the dog, right, and maybe she's not letting herself get the dog because of money and time and whatever. but, like, she did say let
and she wants to move away from his hometown and he wants to stay and then he tells you with a wink and a conspiratorial stage whisper don't worry i'll convince her and she laughs about it - so clearly this is something they laugh about. but you do just stand there and stare at him like what the fuck, man. you can't say what you want to say which is why do you get the final say on everything because they're both obviously aware of the other person's stance on this and have obviously had private conversations about it and what are you going to do about it except make a scene and then he'll be mad at you and call you one of those bitches behind your back and she'll cut you off, which is a loss that doesn't feel worth it just because he makes you a little skeeved out every 3rd comment
and they both agree he just isn't the type to get flowers which is fine because everyone shows love differently, and are you really gonna judge someone based on their sense of individual relationship responsibility? maybe he's constantly cleaning her car and writing her poems and making her furniture or something. maybe she doesn't even like flowers and this is perfect, actually. and no you couldn't date him, obviously, ew; but like, she tells you she's happy. you almost send her a tiktok that says don't be 25 and the cool girl that doesn't need anything, you'll hate not getting flowers at 30, but that's like, starting drama & you shouldn't start drama needlessly.
and you're a little older than her but not so much older you can pull the whole trust me on this one babe thing and besides that wouldn't have worked anyway (when does it ever) and besides you have trauma so you and your therapist both agree that you're always looking for a problem even when there isn't one. and you tell yourself that just because you see them for 15 minutes every month does not mean you can identify every single red flag based on a single shitty half-joking(?) comment
and besides, what are you going to do? she says i actually wanted another stand mixer but thankfully he stops me when i'm about to spend too much money and you're standing there like are you okay? is this normal? is this just something people say? and again - what are you going to do?
to your therapist you try to language it - it's not, like, any of my business. but sometimes, doesn't it feel like - you should do something. there's got to be something, right? you've tried dropping little hints but they sail right through and you've tried having a single serious conversation and she got upset because why does it matter to you, yes it's different but we're happy, it doesn't need to make sense to you and you're like. really unwilling to push a boundary about it anymore; because the truth is that you know logically it shouldn't matter to you, as long as both parties are happy.
and besides, you've been wrong before. it's just... like, every time you see them both, something else happens, some kind of shiver down your spine like do you even hear each other when you talk. it's their strange, bickering orbit. just the way he's on his phone through dinner or watching sports instead of helping in the kitchen or, fuck, another one of these little throwaway comments he makes about we'll see about that, babe. she laughs when he calls her passions stupid shit and meanwhile she gets him tickets to see the knicks and he tells you well at least she's smart about something and still! it's none of your business.
you say get the dog anyway and she laughs. like, this is is you being funny. and not you saying - no really. get the dog. get the dog and get out of here. pack up and start running.
#this btw is not including toxic friendships this is legit just something ive experienced MANY times now#writeblr#you ever have a friend in one of those relationships where ur like#u don't HATE their partner explicitly#but ur like. what the fuck y'all#like the weird part of being an adult is that you can't be like . CERTAIN their relationship is toxic#and also if u move too fast or push too hard u can hurt someone who is already in a scary situation so you just are like#frozen there. laughing awkwardly. saying ''haha..... yeah..... couldn't be me....''#and like u can't tell - is this banter or does he actually think like. he's better than her.#all you can do is be there for your friend and hope they wake up to it#or ... that it really IS good#and it's just odd to you#tbh btw id rather have my friends feel safe coming to me if they have a concern about my relationship#like yes it's not ur business but it also IS bc im making u hang out with them and also ur my friend#it's a weird thing to experience as an adult bc it is such a blurry line and when u spend time#around couples that aren't like ACTUALLY ur friends but instead ''extended friend circle'' ur like#.... i don't know y'all well enough and he just called you a cow. and ur okay with that . and i don't know how to respond.#so ur like :) okay. um. go to couple's counselling i think#but also you are NOT supposed to pass judgement so it's like.... this weird limbo of feeling like you SHOULD say something#but knowing you CANNOT#idk that there's a way to resolve it!!!!!!!! it's probably a different approach person to person#edited my tags bc tumblr's new system fucked em up#PS EDIT: btw i should have said:#the pronouns in this can work in any and every direction. every gender and every sexuality and every#type of relationship tbh. even non-romantic relationships where ur like ''what do u mean ur bff calls u stupid''
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You know you can’t bluff with the tism
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Context: my partner plays me a clip from "The Bugle" in which the line is spoken, "god is a top"
Me: is he though
Partner: have you read, like, any of it
Me: no but they claim he's the holy trinity, right? So he's a top, bottom, and switch
Partner: oh, oh, oh, remember, he's the alpha AND the omega
Me: that caused me physical pain
#things my partner says#christianity is weird#tumblr has broken us both#and he's not even on here it's just me
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