Happy one month anniversary to the greatest kiss in the history of tv shows, cinema and streaming platforms

I’ve seen men claim to get PMS before, but I’ve NEVER seen one claim to ovulate 💀 10.9k notes in 3 days. I’m not gonna post the whole thread, but he doesn’t mention ovaries until the sixth tweet (of twelve).

we go deeper than the ink.

tim drake, damian wayne

In his dreams, it plays out differently.

There is still blood everywhere else, but not on Damian's hands.

The basement does not smell of rust and gunpowder. No heavy copper weighing down in his throat. Damian is a little grateful. No smell nor taste in dreams.

He holds Drake’s hand in lieu of his katana here. His other hand still presses down on Drake’s wounds, but in his dreams, they are inconsequential. Drake's lips are moving, teeth stained with blood, but he's not talking. When he breathes, there’s no whistling. There is no sound at all. For that, Damian is thankful too.

In his dreams, Drake doesn't push him away. Doesn't put the mission first.

In his dreams, they manage to get out of that basement together. Blood dripping behind them, Drake's arm slung over Damian's shoulder. When he looks up, Tim is smiling. When his mouth moves again, Damian parses the words perfectly.

Let's go home, little brother.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

Like music to my ears

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

guillermo ochoa my beloved <33

“Nobody is saying women HAVE to sleep with trans women, it’s just that if you don’t make yourself sexually available to us, then you’re a bad person. Stop oppressing us!”

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off

happy falin gets eaten and the gang starts eatin' day :)

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow