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#things can also be sophisticated and make silly penis jokes occasionally
britneyshakespeare · 2 years
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Someone: I mean people act like Shakespeare is so deep but in reality his work is filled with low key dick jokes.
Geoffrey Chaucer in the Canterbury Tales: shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat. Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat. Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat. Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat. I fucked your moooommmmmm.
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