oh my god im so fuckign normal
auuuuarrouuuuaaaauuuu....... take me instead...... i wont attack no matter what..... theyre married. im gonna stop watching one piece now actually i got what i came for
Their d&d characters are also married. (bard-barian and druid respectively)
[ID: doodle of Helmut and Bob as d&d characters. Helmut is a dwarf with a longer mustache and a braided beard, a tunic and boots, a viking helmet with one broken horn, and a large guitar that is also an axe. Bob is a halfling with small round glasses and flowers in his beard, a leafy headband, a collared shirt tucked into pants that are rolled up to the knees, and bare feet. end ID.]
“ i wish you were here. or… or i was there, or something… i don’t know. i just wish i was with you. “ jess
@mayabishcp / sincerely yours / accepting
with a sigh escaping her, she listens to maya just slowly coming up with words. she'd much rather have her girlfriend with her. the two of them set up in a hotel room basically on a mini vacation sounded like a dream. " i know, love. i'm sorry. i wish i could be with you, too. it's only two more days then i'm back. " coincidentally, the conference was the same city her sister flo lives in so she could use that little free time to catch up on those 24 years of missed quality time. " it would definitely be much more fun with you here. " brief pause, sad smile on her features. " let's change topics. i'm getting homesick for you. how's everything on your end? tell me about your day. "