Summary:

And there, bound at the foot of the bed, his prize.  The devil crouched, curling his fingers beneath her chin. "My, we are far from the nest. And you are such," Raphael turned her head, fingers biting against her pale flesh. "A pretty bird, my dear." 

Sometimes, I just wanna write something stupid. In this case...Raphael roleplaying catching an angel. Thank you to @inaconstantstateofchange for being kind enough to beta the wretched hellscape which is my work.

March

7 March - Chris’s incest case was up for review at 9:30 a.m. and ended in a continuance.[1]

10 March

11 March - Kiwi Farms user themarchivist2 has an exchange with Praetor over Gmail. Praetor claims that the secret Etsy items are tasers signed by Chris. Praetor also discusses Chris’s current condition.[4]

27 March - Chris is reported by VineLink to be out of custody and a new mugshot is provided. At 10:04 AM, VineLink reports that Chris is “bonded out” of custody;[5] at 1:49 PM, VineLink revises this to report that Chris was “Released by Court Order”.[6]

Midland Funding files its second garnishment case against Chris for unpaid debt; the hearing is set for 26 April 2023.[2]

Praetor adds an listing called “The Secret Listing” to their Etsy page for $40.00 apiece. The item is said to feature an “authentic Chandler autograph”.[3]

the black phone 2: robin arellano dismantles ghost capitalism

HELLO. alex ovechkin. nicke's nips out for milestones

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

we'll do fine.

heads up: this games charity bundle was finally approved on itch.io! it opens this friday, april 12th, and will run for a week. all proceeds will go to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.

you can check out the bundle on itch.io and follow @vgforpalestine on twitter for more updates!

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EDIT: as of april 20th, 2024 this bundle is now live!!

im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

sick of this anti-aging obsession. let's go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time--and then halfway through the narrative u find out they're 27

Can we go back to this for a sec? To Aziraphale having to explain the concept of being in love to the other angels? Because I cannot imagine what a trip it has to be, falling in love with someone when that is literally not something you are supposed to be able to do. When it is something you barely understand. When the object of whatever this is isn't supposed to be able to feel this way either, except as time goes on you start to realize it's happening to him too. And neither of you can actually talk to each other about it.

the girl in the apartment above me is having the loudest sex i have ever heard with what might be the politest man in the world because all he keeps yelling repeatedly is please and thank you.

i cannot stress this enough: if your reasoning for clowning on the mcu is "they overwork their cg artists and animators" i 1000% guarantee that a show or movie you have been stanning for years also abused their artists and you just haven't heard about it because the production companies aren't in the spotlight like mcu productions are. that cartoon for kids? that incredibly animated movie? that non-marvel superhero movie? i've seen people declare their hatred for the way the mcu treats their workers and then turn around and gush about a show that i know for a fact was hell for the artists attached

and no this is NOT me saying "this means you should stop hating on the mcu uwu" it's me saying you gotta be aware that this shit is an INDUSTRY WIDE PROBLEM. you CANNOT "fix" it by refusing to watch mcu movies and feeling good about it. you have to be aware that it's EVERYWHERE. why do you think so many animation and vfx productions are sourced in canada? in india and the phillipines? we are not unionized.

i know it's hard to face the idea that your favourite show might have been made unethically especially when you've spent so much time hating the mcu for doing the same thing. you don't have to start hating your favourite show. just like...be aware. don't be smarmy about it. don't claim without research that a beautifully animated movie Must mean the animators were not working 16 hour days and weekends. i do think we can fix this 👍 but we can't fix it if 90% of us don't even realize what the problem really is

I really feel tremendous grief for friendships that kind of petered away in the face of life's currents. There are people with whom I formed deep, unique, vibrant, life-changing connections, and then we had to go our separate ways and it was too hard to maintain long-distance. There wasn't a fight, it just sort of faded. And I feel like I have more friendships like this than friendships that have endured, so maybe I just have to get used to it. But if grief is all the love we have left over - well, I never did get to finish loving them. I love them, and I miss them, and I probably always will.

'Friendly sparring match' between gods. They're nuts. (for each other)

I couldnt decide which one I liked better so now you get both. Extras doodles below - cw suggestive and a lil cute kiss

streets of gotham

oil paintings on wood by Angela Lane (1974-)