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Okay here's a silly little comic for my silly little AU that was supposed to be nothing but a joke
Ladies and gentlemen
Immortals AU
Sooooo here, the two of them are born/become immortal after an accident, and think it's just them, they hide this little fact about themselves from everyone (if people find out they become lab rats to the scientists and all) and keep changing their identities and travel around the world for year.
they meet, fall in love and date for a short period of time, Adrien decides to tell her everything and propose to her, she learns about the proposal and runs away, literally disappearing ("ooh no my MORTAL boyfriend has decided to propose oh no no one can know that I'm unable to die oooh noooo")
years laaater, like, after decades, they come across each other again (under the names Bridgette and Felix) but it is impossible to be her/him, right?? As far as they both know it is just themselves that is immortal, so how??
In other words, just them being dumbest creatures alive.
#miraculous ladybug#mlb#adrien agreste#miraculous#marinette dupain cheng#adrienette#adrien x marinette#Immortals AU#miraculous comic#miraculous AU#they're clowns your honor
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[Bingliushen | Lazy housewife brings grouchy, stressed out best friend to her favorite masseuse. | 14K | Complete | Rated E]
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“You've been taking advantage of Shen Yuan!” she slams her hands on the reception desk. “Yoni stimulation? See if I don’t get you shut down and sue you into oblivion, you…. pervert !”
“Meimei!” Shen Yuan protests fiercely. “Talk nicely! Don't call Binghe a pervert, she's a professional!"
"And what is her profession exactly?" Liu Qingge demands, gesturing expansively at the wood panel walls. "Is this even a real spa?"
Yet whatever Liu Qingge expects in response to that, it’s not Luo Binghe bursting into big, fat, Ghibli-esque tears.
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Those damned clowns
#our art#clown art#clowns#inscryption#?#ocs#Triboulet#Marbrae#The Amazing Amelia#BOZO#your honor they're the gayest straight couple
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Based on that one image of Gwendoline Christie and Kit Harrington.
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Shamelessly posts my OC × Canon or Sampo-Rigel (SamGel for short) late art
Bunch of silly fun size adult who have LOTS of commitment issues and issues in general that's their dynamic basically /J
#honkai star rail oc#hsr oc#oc x canon#Nyuks' OCs#Nyuk's doodle#hsr sampo#sampo koski#silly little clowns being tgt#Nyuks challenge try to introduce Rigel later on#they're in love your honor#And gay
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People don't understand what I mean when I say that we need more fics where Buggy finds Sanji at Zeff restaurant- like when he was still a child- and Buggy ends up turning into something like an uncle for the kid (all the story it's the same, but like with this change, like- not even changing Sanji fighting style, just this..)
#one piece#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#op sanji#sanji op#buggy#op buggy#buggy op#buggy the clown#one piece buggy#one piece sanji#sanji one piece#buggy one piece#captain buggy#buggy the pirate#they're family your honor#i just know this would work#fyp
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Shuggy headcanons as per request Madame: Love me some „Shanks being in love with Buggy’s long hair“, but I raise you „Buggy absolutely adores Shanks hair and can’t keep his hands out of it“. Granted, Shanks doesn’t really take care of his hair. Shanks is a bit of a greaseball at times. Suits Buggy well actually. When they were teens that gave him a perfect reason to just be „Eugh! When was the last time you washed this?“ While grabbing a fist full „OW! My hairs fine! I washed it last week!“ „LAST WEEK? GOD YOURE GROSS!“ and nag him about it till he cleaned up. He could always pretend the detached hands that raked trough Shanks hair after this where just there to make sure his idiot best friend did a good enough job. Actually he needs to check up on this every so often because clearly Shanks can’t be trusted to look after his own head and Buggy would be DAMNED if this ginger brought lice into their bunk HOLD STILL. The rituals…Elaborate but stupid as hell.
Shanks doesn’t mind as much as he pretends, as long as Buggy isn’t pulling his head this way and that by its roots, and enjoys the little bit of extra attention when Buggys fingers scratch over his scalp. On quieter days when they are hanging out together Buggy will actually relax enough to play with his hair without the guise of checking for dandruff for once and just absentmindedly chop a hand of to run his fingers trough while he is reading or even just bitching about something unrelated. Shanks just turns to mush every time this happens. Complete zen mode achieved.
In a world where they get together as adults again those moments become a bit more regular, usually when they are in bed together and they are both still in the process of waking up. „Feels nice…You got a real thing for my hair huh?“ Buggy shoots him an unimpressed look and Shanks can’t help but roll his eyes fondly as he answers: „I’m just checking something. I think it’s thinning out. If you keep going at this rate you’re gonna go bald.“.
As I said, the rituals : intricate but stupid as FUCK
So cute and sweet and also a bit angsty because just add the PINING to it,,, They make me go wild. Like, it's noticeable how I've been talking more about Shuggy lately and things like this make me go fucking insane. They were so in love. Gonna jump off a bridge. Anyway!
This is so real. Because Buggy would always complain about Shanks not washing his hair properly (even if one day he does have an immaculate, perfect hair) only to have the excuse to touch it or just be closer to Shanks without actually looking like a needy, pining idiot (does he even realize he's in love with Shanks? He will never admit it). And, y'know, I think Shanks genuinely ends up trying to take care of his hair (more or less. He just doesn't care much and forgets about doing it. Like yeah! Gonna be clean from now on! And then a week passes and he hasn't showered because he's been too busy with adventure to worry about it, or something) because he kind of likes the praise that comes with it afterward. Buggy saying something nice to him doesn't happen often, and he cherishes it forever. But it doesn't happen a lot bc he always ends up forgetting to wash his hair.
I'm a sucker for Shuggy being each other's first kisses, and if it happens while Buggy is playing with Shanks hair,, I might die. They're just too much.
Also, when they're older Shanks still doesn't take care of his hair and Buggy literally drags him to the shower with him. Shanks won't stop making sexual jokes about showering together and Buggy literally and genuinely just wants to clean Shanks as if he were a damn stray dog he just found (kind of the same thing tbh). Then Buggy makes him go back to bed with him and cuddle because he just needs a moment of romantic bliss before fighting his husband again.
#god they're something else#no other ship makes me feel like this it's so akjsdbajksbda#i'm a child of divorce please#they're in love your honor#one piece#buggy the clown#red haired shanks#shuugy
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TCF Part 2 Chapter 62 be like:
Me, knowing exactly what kind of misunderstandings that's going to cause:
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#cale henituse#cale#tcf cale#cale is a total clown#cale you unlucky bastard#you just keep digging that hole aren't you#and you wonder why they're already making statues in your honor#cale is allergic to explaining things#cale only has himself to blame at this point#tcf hilarious moments#humor#tcf humor#tcf part 2#tcf part 2 chapter 62
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They definitely made out either right before or right after this
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You know it’s incredible how delusional I am... like one minute i’m convinced that they are finally FINALLY giving us some clues that Buddie is happening... I mean 6x16 was filled with crumbs, just for it to all come crashing down at the end of yesterday’s episode.
But I’m not me if I don’t put the clown costume and makeup on, so I still have hope.
Let’s think about it, Natalia who prepares people for death (the end of something) is brought into Buck’s life, and all of his past flings/relationships are too... that has to mean something??? We see Lucy (which btw why did Buck look so apprehensive), and Taylor when neither of them were talked about in so long... we had what’s her face come in at the end (she’s going to solve things with her baby daddy, don’t get me started-- they better not end up together, i do not like the way he looked at her in his bed at the end of the episode) and Natalia walks out. Then we have Eddie bumping into that girl in the hardware store but literally, it’s so random? idk I have a feeling that they are both going to try to get into a relationship but for Buck, that girl (I’m so sorry I forget her name) is going to go back to Connor (I think that’s his name) and for Eddie he’s going to realize that she isn’t right for him, that this is what he meant for someone who just “walks into his life”
Soooo while Buck is thinking about how he wants someone who is always by his side and Eddie is thinking about how he wants someone who naturally walks into his life... they will finally open their eyes and see that they are thinking of each other. Thus, the season ends with them on the sofa (yes I believe in the sofa theory) with Chris showing his project, and them finally getting together (a perfect way to part from Fox).
Also next season, Madney’s wedding will hopefully happen and they can be cute boyfriends in tuxes (a parallel to when Eddie had a panic attack with Ana)
I AM WELL AWARE THAT I AM DELUSIONAL BUT I AM IN DENIAL SHHH
#buddie#i'm so tired#angry#CAN THEY JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY#they're so in love#they basically co-parent#both have irrelevant love interests#also upset about 9-1-1 moving to abc but that's another post lol#clown town#please tel me i'm not TOO delusional#it makes sense?#the points are makings sense in my mind#mind of a mastermind#buck x eddie#sofa theory#they're in love your honor#911 on fox#911 spoilers#pLaToNiC
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the bond between anakin and ahsoka is something that can be so personal actually
#i love them your honor#that's his little sister! and *that*'s her big brother!#they're so precious i would kill for them#tcw#the clone wars#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#star wars#they can feel each other! in the force! and they miss each other so much!#i'm such a clown i just want to see them together and happy :(
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Anyway,
Clowns.
#they're besties your honor#i want to make a sitcom with clowns#my babies#you don't understand#i'm obsessed#clowncore
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To Each His Own
It's no secret that Billy was a chubby kid. It's for this reason that he doesn't feel like a complete failure when he finds himself squeezing into jeans that are yet another size up. He thinks that it would be more disappointing, if anything, if he had always been lean.
Then it would just seem like he let himself go out of nowhere.
Going back to one's roots isn't disappointing. It's expected. And maybe he's projecting, but he feels like the people around him have been waiting for it to happen. For him to turn soft.
He turns and examines himself from a few different angles in front of the mirror, smooths a hand over the curve of his ass and down his outer thigh. Tries to recall how these parts of him looked fifty odd pounds ago.
It isn't a second later when his reflection is joined by another. Sometimes he swears that Tommy has a sixth sense.
"Hey, cowboy," Tommy lilts. Fits his thumbs under the waistband of Billy's jeans at either hip. "Whatcha up to?"
His tone is kind and his eyes are doe-like, those freckled cheeks scrunched up in a smile. Billy sets his jaw.
"The usual."
"Brooding?"
"Mhm."
Tommy presses his lips to his shoulder. Hums happily into the fabric of Billy's shirt, likely appreciating the texture against his skin. Billy thinks for a second about how differently he reacts to different fabrics.
How if he wears polyester, Tommy won't so much as touch him.
"Thought so," Tommy sighs.
He rests his chin in the crook of Billy's neck. Traces his eyes over their reflections. It's obvious, given the way that his smile widens, that he likes what he sees.
Billy is indifferent towards it. All of it. The changing of his body, getting older, everything. It's just something that happens.
That doesn't mean he's not a little displeased when he watches Tommy test the give of the waistband with his thumbs. Like he's trying to gauge how loose they are and just how long he predicts this pair to last. It plants the seed of embarrassment somewhere behind Billy's ribs.
The roots dig in when Tommy unhooks his thumbs and instead elects to wrap Billy in a hug.
His breath catches in his throat, because fuck.
"Wanna go out tonight? Maybe popcorn and a movie will cheer you up," Tommy says.
"I dunno."
"How come?"
Billy stares awkwardly at his reflection. Crosses his arms over his chest, only to realize that it accentuates the pooch of his stomach even more. Then he rests them at his sides again.
"Goin' to a movie isn't gonna change the fact that your arms barely fit around me," he grumbles.
For a long moment, Tommy says nothing. Looks down at where his hands rest against Billy's midsection as if trying to piece an invisible puzzle together.
"Is that what you're all pissy about?" His voice suddenly has a slight edge to it that makes Billy's ears burn with guilt. "Babe, so fucking what? You're a big guy, and you've always been a big guy."
"I know."
"Been a few years since I was able to sweep you off your feet, Bills."
Billy tsks.
"Thanks, Tom."
"Look, all I'm trying to say is that you've picked a weird time to be sensitive about it. And, besides, my arms totally still fit around you." He presses flush against Billy's back and reaches in an attempt to prove his point, only for his fingertips to not meet. "Oh."
The blond can't help it. He snorts, and a grin splits across Tommy's face shortly after.
"God, you're fuckin' stupid."
"Whatever. I could reach if I tried."
"Sure."
"Yeah, but unfortunately for you, I don't wanna risk upsetting this beautiful tummy of yours or I'd be proving your ass wrong right now."
Billy scoffs, but his smile doesn't falter in the slightest.
"Beautiful, huh?"
"Mhmm," Tommy hums. Rubs gentle circles into Billy's stomach, his slender hands a stark contrast to everything beneath them. "The fact that I can't reach around you just means that I owe you more hugs to compensate, when you think about it."
"You have such weird taste, Hagan."
"My taste is impeccable, thank you very much."
Billy's face blotches red when Tommy brings his hands up to trace over the crest of his stomach, inarguably the roundest part. It's the spot that always spurs the most insecurity, simply because of the contrast between where his chest ends and his stomach begins.
And here Tommy is, lavishing it with loving attention without so much as a hint of disdain on his face.
Like he's looking at Billy through a special lens.
"To each his own, I guess," Billy sighs.
"Don't you dare dismiss me, Hargrove." The warm press of lips to his neck has his heart fluttering against his ribs in seconds. "My preferences aren't weird just 'cause I like you, y'know. I'm allowed to be normal and appreciate your tummy." Tommy then sways them softly from side to side and shuts his eyes. "Plus, you look hot as fuck in your new jeans. I'm totally chubbed up right now."
Billy chuckles. Threads his fingers between Tommy's and brings his hands to rest on the curve of his belly.
"Thanks, freckles."
"Mhmm."
Another kiss drags against his throat, and Billy tilts his head away to give his lover some room. Chews his lip as he watches Tommy slowly start to smooth his palms in circles again.
There's no thought behind the action. Just Tommy keeping his hands busy while he kisses Billy's ear and mouths softly at his jaw.
He certainly doesn't seem to be indifferent towards any of this. Not when he buries his face into Billy's hair and gives him an affectionate squeeze like they've been apart for ages. Like he needs to fully immerse himself in the blond's everything just to feel whole again.
"So what movie are we gonna go see?" Billy asks.
Tommy chuckles as he noses kisses into his hair.
"Anything you want, babe. My treat."
"Mm, how about Mars Attacks?"
"Seriously? The poster looks like total dogshit."
They share a chuckle, and Tommy nuzzles into Billy's neck again.
"C'mon, it's aliens."
After one last kiss and the roll of his eyes, Tommy leans away. Meanders across the bedroom and into the closet, leaving Billy alone in front of the mirror, now looking at his reflection with less judgment.
Looking at himself through Tommy's eyes.
"To each his own, Hargrove."
#tomgrove#billy hargrove#tommy hagan#tw body insecurity#tw weight#chubby billy hargrove#fat!billy hargrove#plus size headcanon#fluff fic#comfort#circa 1996 I guess#they're moronsexuals your honor#probs married too#haven't had any issues yet but if anyone clowns on this i will be in your dreams tonight#ficlet#my writing
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first kill dropped a year ago today 💔 💔 😭
#netflix you will pay for your crimes....#i was having a grand ol time a year ago today i hate it here#i miss them your honor !!!!#at least sch is the lead in the cruel intentions tv show they're making so at least that#me waiting for the devil wears prada-esque show they're dropping on the 22nd#knowing damn well they're prob gonna cancel it too: *clown noises*#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#first kill#i could rewatch it if i was crazy enough but 1st time just hits different
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María realizing she was falling in love with Helene during their college relationship years sparked such a panik™ she had to run away SO fast and that's the tea why she's soooo mean to her during relics 1
#in game canon lore to ME#since letters for maría sits in the dust in my google drive wips folder and i am looking away from yet another thesis revision pls behold#they're just clowns your honor#relics of the lost age#relics series#relics series my beloved#relics mc#helene spillane#maría garcía pérez#maría garcía pérez my beloved#maría x helene#lee draws#lee draws stuff#lee doodles#lee makes memes
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They really said let's make this one count and went ALL IN huh?
But the Linking Park to the tune of My Heart Will Go On outro WHY 😂😂 your honour I love them
#so much smiling tommi content#so much aleksi going smash smash on the drums#olli always looking so so happy#joonas and olli playing next to each other#joel and niko duetting#the outro i can't#your honor they're idiots and clowns and i love them#blind channel
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