Tim: Ask me why I love you.

Bernard: Why do you love me, Tim?

Tim: *pulls out a 200-slide presentation*

Tim, smiling: I'm glad you asked.

angel ‘please stop genuinely caring about me, i don’t deserve it & i don’t know how to handle it. but also please don’t leave me or i’ll crumble’ dust

i lowkey hope there's never an event where other units learn of the alternate sekai so i can keep coming up with increasingly stupid ways for it to happen

HOO girls with a S/O who is Nico’s sibling? possibly a similar personality? except that they like to pass the time doing lots of researching (like what new skeletons can they make? what were historical figures like? all that stuff, but it stills drains them and they dont really realize it cause they’re too focused) and stealing kisses from the girls. you dont have to do this request if you dont want to! have a great day :]

Sorry for the late reply. Tbh this was the request I was the most excited to get to! An HOO request? In this economy?? Unreal /pos that being said I had nearly the whole work deleted (I fell asleep writing and my phone didn’t save, so that’s on me) and this sat in my drafts as I weeped

Though Reyna admires how eager you are to advance and improve when it comes to your art of necromancy, she still (on more than one occasion) gave you a stern talk, after you had completely exhausted yourself. You and she work well, Reyna likes having someone focused and driven to back her up and to talk to. However, she does like it when your more nerdy side comes out, there’s always a smile on her lips when you ramble. Anytime you still a kiss it comes as a surprise (since your demeanour can come off as distanced and gloomy, not overly affectionate) and flusters her greatly. Please, don’t do it around her camp because she will literally combust, she gets so red anytime it happens too

Annabeth completely understands getting too focused on your research to do anything else, but she doesn’t let that stop her from reprimanding you every time that happens. A few times already, as you finally stood up from your papers and promptly fell down from your legs falling asleep and overall dizziness, she scooped you up and sat you on bed. She acts like it was not a big deal, but it’s so attractive every time. Even if she lectures you right after. However, she’s still willing to help you expand your abilities, or just learn history with you. This leads to many study dates that you finish with discussing your favourite new facts, that you just learned. When you try to steal a kiss from her she tries to act like she’s not flustered, sometimes goes like ‘really?😒🙄’ but it’s hard to hide the small smile forming on her lips. If she’s been missing you for some time, expect her to pull you back in, for a longer kiss right after

The one it would take you the shortest to charm would be Piper. She likes all things alt and more on the edgier side plus she would find it absolutely adorable when you showed her your nerdy side. She has no idea when your on about sometimes, but still tries to contribute to your research by giving you books you might like and taking you on history-related dates (Annabeth gave her a list of cool battlegrounds and niche museums to visit with you). Loves to watch you experiment with your powers, she thinks it’s both weirdly charming how happy you get and also badass. If anyone would even try to give you a hard time because of who your father is, she would find them. You’re a totally iconic duo all around the camp. Since you had to be born in a different era to even exist, she quickly catches you up on pop culture and such. If you try to steal a kiss from her, she’ll get a bit flustered, but she’s also like, “game on” and it turns into a competition, which one of you can catch off guard the other one faster

Though she may not completely understand your fascination with death (she supposes that it’s genetic, given your heritage) Calypso likes to listen to you talk about your discoveries. She’s far more interested and engaged when it comes to modern facts, but she’s willing to elaborate on things that happened in the past. She retells you tales from her visitors in exchange for helping her catch up with the times. If you had drained yourself out she’ll help you get back to health, it’s like a second nature. Brings you snacks and water too. Though she usually comments on how reckless you are with your health. If you try to steal a kiss from her she literally freezes for a second. Congratulations, you broke her. Even if she tries to play it off afterwards, she’s not fooling anyone

There’s nothing Rachel loves more than painting with you talking in the background. Sometimes she even makes works based on your stories and discoveries. She completely understands how it is to get too focused on something you like to do anything else. Still, she checks up on you, undeterred by your gloomy demeanour, to see if you’re alright every time you lock yourself up with a book or two. She has totally asked you if she could decorate the skeletons, I take no criticism. When you steal a kiss, you always leave her with a bashful expression

Honestly Ryomina makes me fucking insane like everytime i think about them i start to combust and fly around like a rocket

Just .. Them being together ever since Minato was ten, i imagine them as childhood friends of sorts, but in a extremely gut wrenching way, Ryoji learned everything through the eyes of Minato, and even when there was nothing but sadness in Minato's life, im sure Ryoji just saw all that with so much wonder

and i imagine Ryoji not understanding everything in his surroundings, but everytime Minato feels bad, he himself feels as if his entire being is set on fire

SO IMAGINE, Minato crying on the floor, back on the wall, hes just a little child with so much sadness within himself for whatever reason, and he just hears a voice that seems like his own, but also completely different "I'm with you, it's okay." and he doesn't understand, but he knows it's true, the only person who's with him through it all is himself, and for some reason, he feels it really is okay.

YEAH ME TOO ANON ME TOO 🤝🤝 YOU UNDERSTAND YOU GET ME if i think about them too hard i feel like I'm gonna explode. I'm internally bouncing around the walls.

ALSO OUUUGGGH WHY DID U HAVE TO COME INTO MY INBOX WITH THIS :(( <- /POS ryoji feeling everything minato's feeling with so much intensity... (bcs he's never experienced anything like emotions before) AUGH... I love them being unaware childhood friends, but also something so much more intimate than just childhood friends soso much, I'm nodding. you get it anon. ough. (also I'm not gonna get the image of little mina being comforted by ryoji out of my brain orz) The strange familiarity when ryoji and minato "meet" and the inescapable feeling that they've known eachother their entire lives and they know eachother like they know themselves. yeah.

I adore the idea death being minato's only comfort throughout those 10 years... death took so much and yet it was the only sort of companion mina had. death was right there with him for every dark hour he had to experience alone for those 10 years of his life...

thank u sm for the ask anon ^_^ I'm gonna spend the entire day brainrotting about this 👍

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I just fused with your art creating a nuclear fusion, making me combust. (i failed science) /pos

you should show me ur persona so i can draw it 👉👈

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OKAY!!!!!!???? THERE U GO HEEHOO MY SONA;;;;

i think the day you post that sex pollen luke fic you’ve been teasing will just…. be the end of me. i’ll combust. i’ll be happy, but i’ll combust. (/pos)

it makes me excited too bc i have more planned for it. i swear its coming this month it's my second priority rn. im finishing a paul atreides fic and then that one is next

This blog is gonna make me spontaneously combust i swear to fucking god i cannot take the feels/pos

/ / Oh no, don't spontaneously combust!! If you do you'll miss out on all the Bro angst and hurt I've got planned.

/ / I'm sure you don't wanna miss it >:]

^ this picture of airy eating my art made me smile so much you dont know how much i smiled you dont know how much i smiled you dont know how much i

AJWHAHDSJSHGF I SAW YOUR REBLOG FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AND I WENT AROUND MY ROOM AND JUMPED AND SPINNED IN CIRCLES IM STILL GIGGLIGN FROM HAPPINESS RN ITS SO SGEHSGDIDFHHHDghdf IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE TJE ART IM SO HAPYP RN IM SO FULL OF JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're SO COOL and make SO MANY PEOPLE so HAPPY!!! i really really hope and wish you make it through the asks and tasks you need to do!!! i might not even NEED to wish cause you're such a STRONG PERSON!!! you can DO IT!!!! kaya mo yan PO!! (then again, dont forget to rest po!!!)

awAWWAAA thhANK YOU AGAIN thank you thank you th SALAMA,T PO;;;;;;,,,,oouououughjjj im gonna remember this for days on end/POS!!!!!!!!

AAAAHHHHHH EVERY TIME YOU INTERACT WITH ME I SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!!!!1

IM SO HAPPY THAT YOURE SO HAPPY!!!! Receiving this means SO much to me ToT I'm taking every word you say to heart AAUAAHHHbYsG YOUUUUUU/VPOS

Hi i'm shy so I'm putting this on anon BUT i just need you to know that your tsumugi is one of my favorite tsumugi's of all time. You just draw him so perfectly??? His curls in particular look so right and it makes me so happy when I see him on my dash or one of my mutuals sends me your art. I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!

sobs first off, i'm overwhelmed that you regard my version of tsumugi so highly and that ppl are sharing it around !! it makes me want to combust into dust a little /pos

second, would you believe me if i told you i have observed tsumugi's hair so much that i actually have a favorite part lmao

i think i'm biased though bc i adore curly/wavy hair so much and i have an excuse to make it seem like waves for no reason so tsumugi is my current outlet of enjoyment rn (they get all the attention)

I may or may not act on this, but are you fine with people writing fics of your silly little monster AU? Also drawing art of it?? Again, I may not since I’m busy with school, but I just wanted to ask!

Y E S

that would be literally the COOLEST thing 😭😭😭

Just make sure to tag the AU and also tag me so I can see it!! I think I would actually combust /pos

ma'am, I mean this with every bit of respect in my body: please will you step on me?

you don't have to; please don't feel obligated, but I'm here if you need a more violent way to relieve stress.

-marco, about to actually combust /pos

Not very surprisingly, someone asking her to step on them wasn’t the strangest of requests she’s received.

Still impeccably dressed from her latest outing, she leans back in her love chair and makes no move to hide how her eyes scan over your form, a smirk twitching the corners of her lips.

“What’s got you so skittish, sweetheart? I only bite when I’m prompted.” She responds, the coyness in her voice a contrast to her demeanor. Since you’ve just asked so nicely, a heel comes up to dig into your chest and press forward until you’re laying on the floor beneath her.

“You’re real sweet, but I don’t think you could handle my method of stress relief. Maybe I’ll just collar you and keep you around as furniture instead.”

so glad this blog exists so i can explode with silliness

phantasverie's ocs give me so much brainrot and xir so good at making graphics. whenever i see it's posts i fucking. spontaneously combust (/pos). mei is so silly i want to study thee under a microscope.

he is infecting me with brainrot GRAH /pos /platonic

sorry if the multiple asks about phantasverie is annoying 😭

@phantasverie!!

not annoying at all!

please i hope i am not bothering you with my delusions 😭 actor!blade au is just 🩷💓😫💥💯💯 the way he will refuse any role if the other pair isn't you T_T HE JUST WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE LMAO will even make a cameo on your single-lead drama pleaseee this man ISTGGGG oh i know i'll eat their premiere and award shows up!!!! cameramen pans the camera to his face (or to the place where he is seated at) when you're called on the stage to receive your award and vice versa ... his reactions ,,,,, i'll combust at this point someone remove him from my thoughts PLEASE 😭 (another thought: met gala LMAO)

NO DONT APOLOGISE UR FINE 😭 im just happy theres someone as delusional as me when it comes to actor!blade /pos

no bc fans joke abt him being a loyal puppy when it comes to u bc of how he just. wont. do anything if not even a glimpse of ur back isnt in the whole show 🫡 we just know he would badger the director of ur single lead drama to make him like… walk by u just so he can say he was in the same drama 😭

THE CAMERAMEN ARE THE BIGGEST FANS !!!! the number of fancams the cameramen alone provide is a service to the community tbh, especially when u win a solo award and are doing ur speech and all everyone can see is blades uncharacteristcally soft smile, attentiveness and the enthusiastic applause he gives when ur name is called and when ur leaving the stage. no.1 fanboy and loyal puppy fr 😭

watch there be memes of “oh no! famous actor and model blade fell down the stairs at the met gala 😱” and the meme happened bc of his reaction to ur fit 😔 rip blades non-existent sanity🙏

"Who's scarier? Ozai, Azula, Hama, or Koh?"

I think a question like this directly ignores some legitimately terrifying characters that we were introduced to in avatar last Air bender. Such as General Fong, the earth bender Prison Warden, Zhao, Avatar Yangchen, Fire Lord Sozin, Fire Lord Azulon, Combustion Man, the dragon of the west, and Long Feng to name a few.

Now many of these characters are undercut by little screen time, narrative framing, being overshadowed, or having their information be supplemental material.

Going in order of the books the Prison Warden of the earth bender Prison is a legitimately terrifying boss with violent impulses as volatile as a grenade locked behind a hair pin trigger. This guy throws fire at a prisoner's feet and locks him in solitary confinement for a week for coughing while he was talking. Coughing. Not only that he tossed his captain overboard for asking a question, he didn’t even know it was the captain. Then later near the end of the episode Haru throws a rock at his head and he immediately went to burn the kid for the offense. Course this is undercut by the end of the episode with him meekly saying he can't swim and Taro calling him a coward.

General Fong is another character that is legitimately terrifying due to his actual power hungry nature. Fong wants to weaponize a twelve-year-old boy and brandishes guilt upon the boy to achieve these ends. When told no he uses violence to achieve his goal against not only Aang, but Katara and Sokka as well. He buries Katara alive to force Aang into the Avatar State endangering the lives of his comrades and the injured stationed at his base, and he doesn't learn his lesson. He still believes he was right in doing all of this by the end of the episode cause he wants to wield the Avatar as the ultimate weapon and carve a bloody path of vengeance through the fire nation straight to the royal palace. Still he's undercut by sharing screen time with Azula who arguably steals the show from every major villain in the series.

The Rough Rhinos are kind of undercut by the fact that they always loose to the protagonist characters, but they were instrumental in the war effort as the forward troops. Not only that but they also have a canonical body count since they were responsible for the deaths of Jets parents during the burning of his village and they did have murderous intent in the village of Chin.

Sozin. Picture is worth a thousand words and I got two.

Enough said.

Azulon. Man was responsible for 90% of the hundred year war and ordered the death of his grandson cause his second son insulted him. He's a horrible POS.

Long Feng. Controls the largest city in the world through mind control and fear and is able to kill kids with impunity cause he's controlling the King like a puppet. Even when placed in prison he is still a danger to the city and its people.

Combustion Man. I think it's very telling that the gang will fight the dangerous ladies but their go to strategy with him is run and hide.

Yangchen and Iroh seem to stick out like a sore thumb now don't they? Don't be fooled. Yangchen's original lore actually states she took her job deadly serious. Yangchen was a fully realized Avatar at 17 and terrorized the world into such a state of paralyzing fear that there was a lasting peace for an entire generation after her death cause everyone feared her wrath. The framing around her and Kyoshi kinda makes them seem like the other way around but I find it very telling that Yangchen says you must sacrifice your own needs to protect the world while Kyoshi equates not lifting a hand to save Chin from dying to be the same killing him.

Iroh is the last one cause honestly you don't need me to explain why Zhao is bad. Let's keep one thing in mind with Iroh. He met the dragons before Zuko was born. He learned that fire is life 9 years before campaigning in the Earth Kingdom and laying siege to Ba Sing Se for 600 days. He only stopped when his son died. Did nothing as his brother took the throne and burned his son. Retired to the place he laid siege to. Brought the white Lotus into power and they continued his father's inhumane prisons on the red Lotus.

And Ty Lee is the scariest and most effective member of the dangerous ladies. No I will not elaborate.