I have a question.
Do you think that when a building in Gotham is really worn down and the people who own the building refuse to fix it, or it's a front for an illegal business or something, there just coincidentally happens to be a big fight involving the batfam (that no one can actually say for certain happened) there that DESTROYS the building? But then Bruce Wayne swoops in and offers to help rebuild with a few conditions.
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what do you mean Xena/Gabrielle lost in the first round of a "most influential WLW ships" poll to BUBBLINE???? What do you mean Catradora beat Uranus/Neptune????
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Implied/Referenced Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
Characters: Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Dave Strider, Beta Kids (Homestuck)
Additional Tags: Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Flushed Romance | Matesprits, Language Barrier, Xeno, culture clash, Wildly gratuitous deep-dives into xenosociology and linguistics ahoy, Alternate Universe - Feferi Took Over, Did i make a glossary of which alien noises map to which human 'oh' 'aw' and 'uh' sounds, yes i did and I'd do it again!!!, i cannot be stopped
Series: Part 2 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
Summary:
“Guys, hey, come on,” Jade says. “Troll language is much more specific about stuff like this, when he says stabbed he could mean something different! Karkat,” she switches to Alternian, bending her human vocal structures in painful-sounding ways but still doing a much better job than Dave, all things considered. “Stabbed, stabbed, or stabbed?”
You know you didn’t teach her the distinction between “poke hard with a non-strife-allocated object”, “stab lightly to show somebody not to fuck with you”, and “impale to kill”. Humans don’t even have that distinction. It’s a fucking miracle they get anything done.
“…Stabbed,” you say, carefully enunciating like a fucking liar.
I hope nobody is tired of reading incredibly self-indulgent “what if trolls were like 400% more alien” culture clash fic, because I’m sure not tired of writing it lmao
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Loving this recent trend of dc comics just straight up saying "the joker wants to fuck batman so bad it makes him stupid." writers who use subtext are cowards and the joker desires batman carnally
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beta guardians really said the brilliant yet tormented mom lalonde who turns to drink in the face of impending doom and a daughter she’s never known how to connect with. bro strider who is the dark reflection of dirk who in some fucked up way wants to love dave but is too fucked up and influenced by cal and should really not fucking raise a child. grandpa harley who is larger than life and magnificent and has been absent to everyone for his entire life and left his daughter to grow up alone on hellmurder island. and also nanna egbert
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