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Stayed over at my parents last nice and just got woken up by the crows sliding down the roof above me. There are like 100 in the tree outside my window being so boisterous. Time to get up I guess.
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Can some astrology person tell me if something is going on out there or are people really just trying to pop back into my life for no reason
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I dont have anything planned for forth of july(here in the states) and I don't have anything planned so please just imagine a shit ton of fireworks in castle town with Lancer and queen being the ones lighting them and ralsei desperately trying to stop them both
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I swear I make this post every year, but Leafs in 7????? 🤦♀️🤦♀️💙💙
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Leon: Happy birthday Lu
Luna: Thanks you too
Leon: it's not my birthday...?
Luna:
Luna: Leon we are twins. How do you forget this
Luna: If it's my birthday, it's yours too
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Things that Happen Way to Often When Writing
My brain: Write for this fandom.
Me: Ok. What should I write about?
My brain: Hey, look here buddy, I didn't think you would need my help that much so I'm leaving it to you to decide.
Me: BUT YOU ARE ME!
Me:*Is writing a request before doing work for the day.*
Me:*Comes back hours later and writes one word.* Wait, is that in the same tone as when I was writing it?
Me:*Keeps request from inbox up so I can go back and forth between the two even thou I have read the request 28389 times*
Me: Ok, so if I post this at 3:00, than I should be able to post this, no, wait. I should have this many hours till, wait no. WHY AM I USING MATH?
Me: If they asked for this 12 hours ago than that's (one, two, three) THEY ASKED AT TWO AM? DO PEOPLE GET SLEEP?
Me: *relizes other people live on the other side of the world.*
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it's time for my yearly chanukah merchandise ratings! how are there always so many to choose from. as always, this year is a doozy and I am as bitter as ever lmao
this was quite literally labeled "hanukkah cone tree." gee I wonder which winter holiday is The One With The Trees. surely it's the jewish one with all the fire. let's make it blue and white just in case. 4/10 there is no excuse for this
why are the chairs so far apart. why is there nobody there. why are there so many grapes. what even are those green things. why is there soup. will the mysteries never cease. 7/10 purely because it's pretty
I for one welcome our jewish alien cousins. not sure what this has to do with chanukah but I want to hear about jewish life on mars so 8/10 friends come in out of the cold and have a latke with me
the more I looked at this, the worse it got. there's a literal christmas tree and tinsel but oh it's got blue lights so it's fine. and as we all know, children regularly hold fully lit candle menorahs with mittens while going door to door during a snowstorm. I guess who are we to stifle a child's latent desire for arson. 5/10 somebody save that poor dying kitten
this poor magen dovid is being forcefully converted to christianity and we need to help it. quick somebody put this on a sufganiyot stack. 4/10 we all know the intended target audience isn't interfaith families okay
do I even have to say it. please just. just stop. get One (1) Jew to weigh on your hanukkah products, I beg you. -392928373/10 walmart owes me a personal apology for making me see this with my own two eyeballs
I spent a full five minutes staring at this shirt desperately trying to make it make sense. I shouldn't have bothered. it's worse than the hebrew could ever be. 2/10 amposzu zusach mezchamal to you too
congratulations, once again you wrote gibberish. this says nothing. it's not chanukah, it's not happy holidays, it's nothing. the letters on the dreidel are an ACRONYM people! there's an order! 3/10 it's antisemitic that this has over 4,000 sales (thank you @quartzfox for sending this to me. now you all have to see it too.)
now these are CUTE. and the dreidel letters are in the correct order too, which is unfortunately impressive. 10/10 no notes, it has cats, would wear
(previous years 1, 2, 3)
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