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okaylokii · 14 days
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💚🐃🩵
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crow-eye-art · 1 year
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Theseus : don't you dare touch my man, feind!
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crypticemerald · 1 month
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I said to my friend how i was gonna draw them making out sloppy style if i beat them first try so heres middle aged immortal frat boys yaoi (i still havent beaten the game lord save me)
THIS GAME IS CHEFS KISS, GO PLAY HADES FOR EPIC GAMEPLAY AND SO MANY GAY PEOPLE
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nicki0kaye · 2 years
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Theseus really appreciates Asterius’ candor. It’s refreshing, y’know?
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fangirlingpuggle · 2 months
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Reading your post from a couple years ago that starts “A dumb Thesterius fic prompt/idea where Hades doesn’t actually agree to let Asterius into Elysium” and DAMN I WISH SOMEONE WOULD WRITE THAT.
Thank you so very much I'm so glad you liked it.
Yeah I love the idea of Theseus just constantly breaking out Asterius out and into Elysium everyone just giving up stopping him.
Theseus just going 'The ruler of the underworld has made hios decision but as it is a stupid decision I have chosen to ignore it'
I also just imagine Zagreus running into them in Erebus on one of his runs and like '...What is happening'
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furby-yeehaw · 1 year
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I just saw someone refer to Theseus x Asterius as “burgerking” im fucking leaving goodbye 😭
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shaddowsong · 1 year
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bokutoma · 2 years
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the end of the fiscal year in hades is not so different from the mortal world after all...
now if only zagreus knew what a fiscal year was
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f0x-meets-w0lf · 5 months
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two against one. seems hardly fair... ah, well! <snort>
(see the full image here - 18+, nsfw)
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crow-eye-art · 1 year
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championofelysium · 1 month
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Recent Thesedia (and Diathesterius) comms :~) again I mostly post these over here sometimes so ppl don't think this blog is dead or something 😭 not that I think anyone wants me to be constantly posting or whatever I just wanna make sure I keep the Thesterius spirit alive
©️: PokkiOkki (TH) / Honeyratio (TWT) / MoonsideSwing (TWT)
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nicki0kaye · 2 years
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In the AU where Theseus reunites Asterius with Ariadne, Asterius is nursed back to sanity and health by the god of wine and eventually reunites with the prince of Athens in, well, Athens! And Theseus is very gay.  
Asterius wears dangly earrings and gold paint around his eyes to draw ppl's focus, since, y'know, a bull can't smile. Eyes and ears are about the only emoting he's gonna do. Dionysus also went a lil overboard dressing him for his visit. He just wanted bro-in-law to be SAFE
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baejax-the-great · 11 months
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Do you think that Asterius and Theseus go to town on each other in the middle of the arena after defeating Zagreus, and that's why the audience cries when Zag wins
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dwelling-in-elysium · 19 days
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asterius comparing himself and theseus to enkidu and gilgamesh <333 like yeah we know you guys fuck lol
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shaddowsong · 1 year
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If Theseus and Asterius produced offspring.
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fangirlingpuggle · 2 years
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A dumb Thesterius fic prompt/idea where Hades doesn’t actually agree to let Asterius into Elysium.
However, Theseus just decides... fuck it no.
Theseus: Asterius you are coming to Elysium that man does not know what he’s talking about.
Asterius: My king...he is the god of death
Theseus: And he is wrong.
Hades finds out and sends Asterius back... so Theseus just breaks him out again...and again...and again.
Everyone ships it so are more than happy to just let them go, the furies will just find Asterius in Erebus chill and have tea with him til Theseus and Charon show up to pick him up.
Hades is just fucking done at this point at some point he stops sending Asterius back... it’s never put in writing but everyone knows even if he did send him back he’d be there like an hour tops.
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