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rosepompadour · 1 year
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Saint Valentine is past. Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time.
William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
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tobi-smp · 5 months
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hey does anybody remember watching this animatic center Wilbur during techno's theseus speech and having your brain chemistry altered forever or was that just me
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phantoids · 1 year
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hi. techno calling out to the tech crew during the whole theseus speech part. he goes to do his speech, and the light isn't on him so he's like 'hey light over here please i'm gonna look so cringe if it isn't right' and then the light moves to tommy and he's just like 'NO. light HERE i'm the one doing the speech i gotta look dramatic.' and it goes back and forth until it lands on techno and he just goes on like none of it happened.
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moonlightazriel · 3 months
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Son of the Darkness XX /// Azriel X F!Reader
Summary: Hidden for so long The court of shadows thrived, and things were great until the high lord's death, now the next in line should assume the crown of high lord of shadows, will he accept his duties?
Warnings: What can I say at this point? It’s all out war….
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Notes: Yep, Y/N’s speech was taken from Theseus speech from the movie Immortals, sue me
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The extent of Hybern’s army was terrifying, thousands of men gathered to kill whoever dared to stand in their way. But as Y/N watched their troops, blue, golden, orange, black and yellow, all the armies from seven High Lords, she knew they had a chance.
Vivianne, the soon to be High Lady of Winter, held the human girl, Briar, in her arms. Evanore was around them, petting and talking to the white bears the army had. The atmosphere felt almost peaceful as they got ready for the battle.
It took two days to transport the whole army, going directly against Hybern. They had moved again, and they all came to the conclusion that Hybern was clearly postponing the battle, after all, he couldn’t get what Nesta took from the cauldron back, and now that she had more control over her power, he was probably scared of what she could do.
And now, they were ready to face that army, a few kilometres from where they originally planned to meet them. The witches have been draining power from the earth for a few hours, and the army was resting until it was time to face each other.
This time, Rune and the others would join, healing would have to wait, as all the force was necessary in that battlefield. They had also transported any human near the battle to Adriata where princess Cresseida was taking care of them.
Feyre and Amren had a plan to stop the cauldron and the army, needing to get close enough to touch it. And they’re also getting ready to release Bryaxis on that army. She hasn’t seen Feyre in a while. But she had checked on Elain, she was still afraid but wasn’t hurt.
The inner circle reunited, exchanging their comforting words to each other, some prayed to the mother, the witches kept to themselves but Y/N held her sword, in front of the NightFall.
“I am one of you, I share your blood and I share your fear.” The female yelled, her voice reaching the quiet soldiers. “But to run now, we offer our souls and the souls of the innocent to a terrible darkness.” One by one, the soldiers from her army started to hit their shields with their swords, the music echoing through the camp. Until every one who held a shield joined.
“We must stand and fight, their numbers count for nothing in that battlefield.” More chanting. “They are cowards, they hide behind their masks, they bleed like you and I.” She yelled even louder. Azriel watched with pride filling his senses as his mate encouraged the whole army. “Listen to me! Stand your ground! Fight for your honour!” The swords slammed against the shield. “Fight for the man beside you! Fight for those who bore you! Fight for your children! Fight for your future! Fight for your name! Survive!”
With her sword pointed to the army who gathered near the beach, waiting for the bloodbath, she yelled one more time.
“Let us write history with Hybern’s blood.” The soldiers behind her roared their fury, and they marched to the war.
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Battle happened everywhere, metal clashing against metal, the sounds of man dying filled her senses, so overwhelming and bone chilling, but she swallowed any trace of fear, going on her killing spree.
Bryaxis had just joined, the endless shadow passed by her, hummed in greetings to her. She could see Azriel in the skies, Rhysand’s power in huge waves, everyone who had magic in their blood used how they could.
The witches formed a unity, walking together, using both magic and their weapons to kill. Eris was behind Evanore, his eyes tracking her every move, Y/N felt her heart swell with happiness, she didn’t have to worry about her.
Her magic flared in strikes, men falling to the ground whenever they touched it. The necklace kept shining between her breasts, indicating that Azriel was alright. And when she couldn’t reach with magic, her sword was finding its target.
Everything was happening so fast, the three figures, The Bone Craver, Bryaxis and The Weaver killed hundreds in their path, the soldiers from Hybern were slowly being erased from the earth.
Trumpets sounded somewhere to the north, and Y/N watched from in between the commotion, three more armies joined, a green one from Spring Court, another orange one, Beron walked with more soldiers, Eris’s brothers mounting horses from in between the army, fire blazed and something exploded. The third army was made from humans.
The ash poison was burning in blue flames, giving them an advantage since now they didn’t have more poison to use, Y/N roared in excitement as she beheaded a male in front of her.
⋆˙⟡☾𖤓☽ ⟡˙⋆
Too tired, she felt too tired, her muscles burned, she wanted to stop, but she couldn’t. Blood soaked her hair and clothes.
She heard someone screaming for Cassian, she saw him flying to where Nesta stood at the top of the hill. And where he was mere seconds ago, the soldiers that stayed, were erased from the skies, as the King used the cauldron. The next shot was closer to his army than hers, and she concluded that he didn’t care about his soldiers, sacrificing them to get what he needed.
It was then that another trumpet sounded, and this time she was sure it didn’t belong to them. Azriel landed by her side, her shadows protecting them from anyone who tried to get close.
“They have a fucking armada. I saw Tarquin going there but there’s no way he can get rid of them alone.” He warned.
“Fuck!” Y/N cursed, and he felt someone approaching them. His eyes landed on the blonde male from the Bloody Moon ritual, the one who had upset her.
“Look at what we have here, the bastard and his bitch.” Luther spat. “I was looking for you.” He pointed at her.
“This is going to be good.” Azriel smilled.
Y/N stepped out of the shadows removing her helmet and retrieving them, she wanted to kill him with her pure force, not with her magic. She assumed a fighting instance, discarding her sword and going for a dagger instead.
“Hopefully your uncle is waiting for you in hell.” The male lunged for her, she spun to the side, getting out of the way, the sword cut the air, and she kicked him. His swords clashed against her dagger, and he punched her nose, blood pouring out of it.
“How does it feel?” She asked. “To always be beneath me? Never being able to be better than me, even if you tried so fucking hard.” He aimed for her once more, and she dodged, sweat ran down her forehead as she kept dodging and punching him sometimes.
They were both bloodied and panting. “Having to see everyone choose me, over and over again? Knowing you would never be good enough and that your name didn’t matter.” Luther screamed in fury. “That I earned my position and that a simple female will always be better than you.”
Luther descended his sword upon her, she rolled on the ground, quickly getting to her feet and impaling him with her dagger. Blood poured from his mouth. She held his shoulder, her eyes boring into his as life slowly faded from his body.
“It’s a shame that you chose this, we would be really good friends.” The male groaned and she let him fall. Turning to Azriel, he pulled her close to him.
“It’s okay now.” He reassured her, handing her the helmet and saying his goodbye, flying back to the battle.
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“The people from our court can see better in the dark, one of the perks of being born in the shadows.” Azriel thought, finding her again after twenty minutes apart. Her words ringed in his head, clear as the bright sky above his head. The plan formed in his mind and something in his chest told him that she would understand without the need of communications. So he did.
His wings flapped faster, making him go higher in the sky, so high that he could almost touch the sun, his syphons glowed, a bright cobalt light coming from them as his shadows moved in awe, waiting for what he was about to do. He knew where she was, and with all his power singing in his veins, his shadows descending upon the earth, engulfing her and at least 20 soldiers from Hybern that were surrounding her. The last thing he saw was the smirk on her face as the shadows covered their bodies until they disappeared in the black mist.
She felt them before she saw them, her sword hitting another one, as she defended herself, from the corner of her eyes, she saw the black shadows behind her, eager to get to her, brushing her face in between her helmet as they formed a dome around her and the enemy’s soldiers. She blinked, her eyes easily adjusting to the dark, she was quick to end with the man she was already in a fight with, while the others walked around in the dark, trying to see something.
They stumbled around blindly wandering, not being able to leave the mist wall that surrounded them. She smirked, walking around, her feet silent as she walked on the soft grass, the first, she cut his abdomen open with her sword, the armour they were using not that effective against the weapon that the witches had blessed, her blade screeched as she dragged it against the metal, cutting through it like butter, the man screamed in agony, the blood splashing on her own armour, the others assumed a defensive stance, not knowing where to aim or what to expect.
She ran, silent as a ghost, all the soldier could feel was the slightly change in the wind and the whistle of her sword, the weapon sharp, cutting through the air and the flesh of one of the soldiers, his head flying away as she already got ready to defend the blind blows they tried to land, their bodies bumped into each other, the metal cackling as they did so. She pierced the skull of one of them, with her dagger while her sword pierced the chest of another.
One by one, they fell, their blood running down her armour was the only resemblance of that they were even alive someday, she walked out of the shadows, the mist dissipating behind her, the blood pooled around the bodies, their horrid expressions marred their faces forever as she walked away. Azriel knew she could do it, but he couldn’t help the pride that filled his chest as he saw her walking out, blood covering her from head to toe, she looked in his direction. And that was when she felt it.
The bond snapping into place.
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sword-of-stardust · 5 months
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It’s the three year anniversary of the Theseus speech and “You wanna be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one!” Technoblade I miss you.
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manzanamarim · 1 year
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Been replaying Hades obsessively (as you do) and I love how almost every character addresses Zagreus differently? it's so small but it adds to their charm
Long-ish post and some small spoilers for characters and relationships!
Meg and Than call you both Zagreus and Zag. your partners!
Hades calls you Boy (derogatory) and only later does he call you by name occasionally
Nyx calls you child or my child. She is mother of many
Achilles calls you lad, in a gentle way, your mentor
Dusa calls you Prince, and later as she gets more comfortable also calls you by name
Cerberus... none of his heads posses the gift and curse of speech.
Skelly goes BOYO! I love him
Hypnos I noticed never calls you by anything, usually just goes "you"
Persephone calls you my son, as well as Zagreus of course
Charon calls you hhhrrrgggghhhhhhh...
Sysiphus calls you Prince Z. very casual, he's your buddy!
Alecto calls you redblood (derogatory), or uh. trash god. very sweet of her
Tis goes murrdererrrrrrrrr (and zagreus!)
Chaos says O Son of Hades. I love how they speak
Orpheus calls you friend or my friend, in that melancholic way of his
Eurydice calls you Your Royal Majesty and such, all very playful though!
Patroclus calls you stranger, keeping his distance even though really you aren't a stranger anymore
Theseus calls you all sorts of things of course. Deamon, fiend, blackguard, etc. very extra
Asterius calls you short one. ouch but fair I guess
Zeus calls you nephew,
while Poseidon also calls you Little Hades which is cute ngl
Athena calls you Noble Cousin, very fancy
Ares calls you my kin, he is very into all this fighting huh
Aphrodite calls you little godling (<3)
Dyonisus calls you man, and sometimes Zag, he's chill like that
Artemis calls you "you" mostly, sometimes by your name. she is more introverted and awkward
Hermes calls you Coz. No time to say the full word
Demeter calls you little sprout. very cute actually
And I think that's all, hopefully! if I missed anyone I'll add em later but do you see what I mean? I bet you could hear all of these in their respective voices too, they all have so much personality
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green-eyed-dreamer · 2 years
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Dating Theseus Scamander Would Include...
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Hi! This is my first post so please be nice!
My requests are open so if you have any ideas don’t be shy !
I like to think that Theseus is the type of man who knows what he wants in life and that includes women
So when you first met there was an instant attraction on both parts cuz lets be honest who wouldn’t be attracted to that man
Would be professional with you if you two worked together but would definitely make a few flirty remarks here and there when you were alone
Would make the first move when asking you out
Would bring you to a nice restaurant that he knew you would like 
He was a true gentleman. He would pick you up from your appartement, bring you a single rose, open the door for you, etc
It was a perfect night
After that night he was completely infatuated with you 
Would ask you on a few other dates before asking you to be officially his
He’s a romantic in a relationship so expect him to compliment every chance he gets especially if it earns him a blush on your face
Will be the first to say I love you
Pda with Theseus would be sweet and simple especially at work so a quick peck before heading off to work in his office
If you were both in a meeting together he would try and stay as professional as possible but the small smile that appeared on his face when you walk in or when you talk would put a dent in his professional facade
Outside of work would be a lot of hand holding, arm around your shoulder but all the romantic and passionate kisses would be saved for when you are alone
Even if you two weren’t big on pda everyone knew you two had a thing for each other by the way both of you would smile and look at each other
Theseus would have to work late nights due to the importance of his job
When he came home from those late nights the one thing on his mind is holding you in his arms to decompress 
He would make it up to you by bringing you out on cute dates 
You would help him on those stressful nights by either staying there with him and helping him out or simply pouring him a nice bubble bath for you two to relax in afterwards
Since he holds a high rank in the ministry he would ask you to join him to the galas and balls that were held at the ministry
He loved having you by his side and show you off
He especially loved having you there because he knew you were there to support him and no one else
Always makes you feel like you’re the most beautiful women in the room because in his eyes you are
Whenever you walk in a room you can alway feel his eyes on you doesn’t matter where you are 
When you make eye contact he gives you one of his infamous smirks 
Every time he went on a mission you would make him promise to be careful 
He would promise you that he would and he meant it because he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you and the idea to leave you before he could put a ring on your finger and make a promise to live the rest of your lives together was something he never wanted to happen
He would keep a pocket watch with a picture of you in it to be able remind himself what was waiting for him once he got home
His job is important to him no one can say otherwise but now you were his number one priority and he always makes you feel like you’re the only women for him because you are
After the incident with Grindelwald in Paris I feel like he would find comfort in the fact that you were safe He lost colleagues he’s worked with so he’s in mourning but you help him through it instead of letting him succumb to anger and revenge  I think the fact that you being by his side through the long nights the sleepless ones and his mood swings caused by tiredness would be what makes him go out and by a ring
He couldn’t picture his life without you and he didn’t want to so he went out bought a ring and decided that the best way to propose would be by recreating the first date you went on
The speech would be emotional with him saying that he knows that they are in a time of war and you never know what could happen but that he knows one thing that you were the only one for him 
You obviously say yes crying into his arms He would hold you while a few tears of joy would fall from his own eyes
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ravenbimbo · 1 year
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The hypno ship of Theseus
Damn i really love the idea of someone slowly molding my personality without me knowing. They would slowly implant new and new suggestions, making me forget some words and changing my speech pattern ever so slightly each time. After a while they could also make me less and less interested in anything which isn't related to sex and hypnosis. Past time activities which before brought me great pleasure would become more and more boring and stupid to me. And the passion I had for them would be reassigned to obeying my master. When I'm already to deep to go back the changes could speed up. They could rapidly make me dumber and more airheady. Cover my thoughts in a nice blanket of pink fog. And than I would be their perfect pet. Moulded to perfection day after day. No original personality left just obedience and blissful ignorance. It could be like the hypno ship of Theseus where you could really tell when the original ends and the new begins. Super hot in my opinion. Also if anyone wants to try something like that on me I wouldn't mind 👉👈.
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I remember watching the Theseus speech live. My jaw was already on the floor from watching Tubbo be killed and L'Manberg's explosion, and then Techno pulls out the withers and ohhhh no. Has there been a speech moment so iconic since? Will there ever be another? Sure, single lines like the infamous "It was never meant to be." came to define arcs and characters, but Technoblade got up on his stage and delivered a full monologue of classical reference, premonition and impending doom, and absolutely knocked it out of the park. And he improvised it, if memory serves me correct!
There were other similar moments: the injustice speech about the Butcher Army, the moment with Tommy and Dream at the portal (yes, the "I'm sorry Dream, but this guy's with me. Unless... you wanna call in that favour." and the incredible dread), his monologue about the rocket launcher in his base after the Manberg Festival, but truly, nothing on the DSMP can top "You want to be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one!" in build-up and delivery. In Technoblade, we've lost a kind friend, a generous soul and a wickedly-good entertainer.
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mcytblrconfessions · 1 year
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one time my drama teacher asked us to recite a monologue and i couldn’t find one that wasn’t basic or super overdone so i did the Technoblade theseus speech and cited one of the many fan musicals as the source, my teacher didn’t question it, and no one in my class recognized it.
it’s still one of my most favorite memories ever.
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paganimagevault · 2 years
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Venus Pandemos by Marc Charles Gabriel Gleyre 1852
"Aphrodite Pandemos (Ancient Greek: Πάνδημος, romanized: Pándēmos; "common to all the people") occurs as an epithet of the Greek Goddess Aphrodite. This epithet can be interpreted in different ways. In Plato's Symposium, Pausanias of Athens describes Aphrodite Pandemos as the Goddess of sensual pleasures, in opposition to Aphrodite Urania, or "the heavenly Aphrodite". At Elis, she was represented as riding on a ram by Scopas. Another interpretation is that of Aphrodite uniting all the inhabitants of a country into one social or political body. In this respect she was worshipped at Athens along with Peitho (persuasion), and her worship was said to have been instituted by Theseus at the time when he united the scattered townships into one great body of citizens. According to some authorities, it was Solon who erected the sanctuary of Aphrodite Pandemos, either because her image stood in the agora, or because the hetairai had to pay the costs of its erection. The worship of Aphrodite Pandemos also occurs at Megalopolis in Arcadia, and at Thebes. A festival in honour of her is mentioned by Athenaeus. The sacrifices offered to her consisted of white goats. Pandemos occurs also as a surname of Eros. According to Harpocration, who quotes Apollodorus, Aphrodite Pandemos has very old origins, "the title Pandemos was given to the Goddess established in the neighborhood of the Old Agora because all the Demos (people) gathered there of old in their assemblies which they called agorai." To honour Aphrodite's and Peitho's role in the unification of Attica, the Aphrodisia festival was organized annually on the fourth of the month of Hekatombaion (the fourth day of each month was the sacred day of Aphrodite). The Synoikia that honoured Athena, the protectress of Theseus and main patron of Athens, also took place in the month of Hekatombaion."
From Plato's Symposium:
"Such in the main was Phaedrus' speech as reported to me. It was followed by several others, which my friend could not recollect at all clearly; so he passed them over and related that of Pausanias, which ran as follows: "I do not consider, Phaedrus, our plan of speaking a good one, if the rule is simply that we are to make eulogies of Love. If Love were only one, it would be right; but, you see, he is not one, and this being the case, it would be more correct to have it previously announced what sort we ought to praise. Now this defect I will endeavor to amend, and will first decide on a Love who deserves our praise, and then will praise him in terms worthy of his Godhead. We are all aware that there is no Aphrodite or Love-passion without a Love. True, if that Goddess were one, then Love would be one: but since there are two of her, there must needs be two Loves also. Does anyone doubt that she is double? Surely there is the elder, of no mother born, but daughter of Heaven, whence we name her Heavenly; while the younger was the child of Zeus and Dione, and her we call Popular. It follows then that of the two Loves also the one ought to be called Popular, as fellow-worker with the one of those Goddesses, and the other Heavenly. All Gods, of course, ought to be praised: but none the less I must try to describe the faculties of each of these two. For of every action it may be observed that as acted by itself it is neither noble nor base. For instance, in our conduct at this moment, whether we drink or sing or converse, none of these things is noble in itself; each only turns out to be such in the doing, as the manner of doing it may be. For when the doing of it is noble and right, the thing itself becomes noble; when wrong, it becomes base. So also it is with loving, and Love is not in every case noble or worthy of celebration, but only when he impels us to love in a noble manner.
“Now the Love that belongs to the Popular Aphrodite is in very truth popular and does his work at haphazard: this is the Love we see in the meaner sort of men; who, in the first place, love women as well as boys; secondly, where they love, they are set on the body more than the soul; and thirdly, they choose the most witless people they can find, since they look merely to the accomplishment and care not if the manner be noble or no. Hence they find themselves doing everything at haphazard, good or its opposite, without distinction: for this Love proceeds from the Goddess who is far the younger of the two, and who in her origin partakes of both female and male. But the other Love springs from the Heavenly Goddess who, firstly, partakes not of the female but only of the male; and secondly, is the elder, untinged with wantonness: wherefore those who are inspired by this Love betake them to the male, in fondness for what has the robuster nature and a larger share of mind. Even in the passion for boys you may note the way of those who are under the single incitement of this Love: they love boys only when they begin to acquire some mind—a growth associated with that of down on their chins. For I conceive that those who begin to love them at this age are prepared to be always with them and share all with them as long as life shall last: they will not take advantage of a boy's green thoughtlessness to deceive him and make a mock of him by running straight off to another. Against this love of boys a law should have been enacted, to prevent the sad waste of attentions paid to an object so uncertain: for who can tell where a boy will end at last, vicious or virtuous in body and soul? Good men, however, voluntarily make this law for themselves, and it is a rule which those ‘popular’ lovers ought to be forced to obey, just as we force them, so far as we can, to refrain from loving our freeborn women. These are the persons responsible for the scandal which prompts some to say it is a shame to gratify one's lover: such are the cases they have in view, for they observe all their reckless and wrongful doings; and surely, whatsoever is done in an orderly and lawful manner can never justly bring reproach.
“Further, it is easy to note the rule with regard to love in other cities: there it is laid down in simple terms, while ours here is complicated. For in Elis and Boeotia and where there is no skill in speech they have simply an ordinance that it is seemly to gratify lovers, and no one whether young or old will call it shameful, in order, I suppose, to save themselves the trouble of trying what speech can do to persuade the youths; for they have no ability for speaking. But in Ionia and many other regions where they live under foreign sway, it is counted a disgrace. Foreigners hold this thing, and all training in philosophy and sports, to be disgraceful, because of their despotic government; since, I presume, it is not to the interest of their princes to have lofty notions engendered in their subjects, or any strong friendships and communions; all of which Love is pre-eminently apt to create. It is a lesson that our despots learnt by experience; for Aristogeiton's love and Harmodius's friendship grew to be so steadfast that it wrecked their power. Thus where it was held a disgrace to gratify one's lover, the tradition is due to the evil ways of those who made such a law— that is, to the encroachments of the rulers and to the cowardice of the ruled. But where it was accepted as honorable without any reserve, this was due to a sluggishness of mind in the law-makers. In our city we have far better regulations, which, as I said, are not so easily grasped."
-taken from wikipedia and Plato's Symposium 180c-182d
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moumouton4 · 2 years
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A little Dance In The Cave - Part 2 || Newt Scamander x fem!reader
A/n: It's my third fic and yes I'll keep counting
Summary : After the events in the cave that put you and Newt on edge. You have to be patient to finally find a moment together, but it's not easy when you play a crucial role in the plan to stop the most powerful wizard of all time.
Part 1 is here
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Warnings : This is another slowburn but nothing too graphic
I don't give permission to repost my work, if you want to share it just reblog it
Words count : 1361
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Drawn in by the firm but gentle grip Newt had on your arm and waist, you followed Theseus as he walked toward Hogwarts. He seemed to know what he was doing there, so you didn't let yourselves get left behind.
The more you walked towards the castle, the more memories started bubbling in your mind. The shapeshifting classes with Professor McGonagall where you excelled, the defense against evil classes with Dumbledore, and of course your friends with whom you did the four-hundredths with. You also remembered the parties, ooh yes the grand Hogwarts parties from Christmas to the prom. You chuckled at the memory, Theseus had invited you and of course you had accepted. You were very close before... before he left school four years before you and became very busy with his new job at the Ministry. He had the skills, he was one of the best and he still is.
But you knew that a separation was to be expected, you were 4 years apart and on a school scale that meant a separation at some point. Fortunately or unfortunately for Theseus, he had a brother who was 8 years younger than him and therefore only 4 years younger than you. You got along very well and very quickly. You had common passions like nature and animal watching.
While you, a Slytherin, used to somehow have little talks with snakes, cats and ravens, the young Hufflepuff preferred to study them, to take care of them in remote parts of the castle. It was only a matter of time before you started dating and... "No, no, we'll stop getting lost in our thoughts" you thought.
As you walked up the stairs the large door opened and Dumbledore appeared in the doorway. After he greeted Theseus, he walked towards you and Newt and smirked when he saw his hand on your hip. Newt noticed and removed his hand, keeping the other firmly holding yours.
You entered in the colossus place and after seeing some students having lunch in the Great Hall, you walked through the corridors to the Room of Requirement, guided by Dumbledore.
And just as Newt thought it wouldn't be long before nightfall and to finally get some good quality time with you, he was forced to sit through 4 hours of Dumbledore's speech about his former friend and obviously ex, the great Grindelwald.
He himself worried from time to time knowing that he would retain absolutely nothing from this interview. His gaze was constantly shifting between you and them, your lips and them. Oooh how they'll feel against his and... "No we'd better stay focused we're talking about something important here, the world depends on and... but she'd be so beautiful squirming under... okay stop" he struggled with his internal thoughts
And you could feel it, his gaze on your body, certainly full of love - but he was eye-fucking you nevertheless - his firm hand on yours and his breathing against your cheek. Theseus was smirking at you he knew how much his brother liked you but he didn’t know he was this is open about his feelings with you.
It was a huge relief when you finally went outside to the place where you would spend the night. A place that was none other than the house of Dumbledore's brother, Abelforth. At first glance, he was kind of cold and the more the evening went on, the more you could see in his eyes that he was a good person but only broken. Good but broken, those words echoed in your mind and you thought of your friend Queenie, you missed her very much and as you looked at Jacob who joined you soon after you arrived at Dumbledore's brother's house, you couldn't help but feel sorry for your other friend. They were meant to be together and you knew he would do anything for her.
As if Newt saw the sadness build in your eyes, he gently took your hand under the table and slightly squeezed it. He looked around at everyone and told them that you were going to leave for the evening and after saying goodnight to everyone you headed to the guest room that Aberforth had designated for you.
Once in the room you went to settle on the bed and took off your heeled boots that were hurting your feet terribly. Meanwhile, Newt closed the door and took off his suit jacket. When he turned around he saw you from behind taking off your vest and waving your wand. He hung up his jacket and when he turned around again he saw you in... a nightdress !
"What ? It’s time to go to sleep" you smirked while batting your eyelashes it sounded more like a question
For a second he froze and stared at you with a hungry look. You felt weak in the legs and before you could figure out what was going on he was in front of you and put his hands on your cheeks. And as you put your hands on his shoulders he leaned down and caught your lips in a fiery kiss. After a moment he pulled back and you saw a thin blush on his cheeks.
"Sorry but I've been waiting for this all day... i-is it okay ?" he stuttered when you leaned in to kiss his cheeks "More than okay and I wouldn't complain if you did it again" you giggled
He smiled before kissing you again with more fervor if it was possible, your hands moved to wrap around his neck. He gently moved you back to the bed and when your legs hit the bed you dropped down. This new position allowed you to wrap your legs around him to bring his body closer to yours. By doing this you earned a groan from him. And things got out of hand, his hands went to the top of your nightdress trying to pull down the straps while yours went dangerously low on his pants...
When suddenly, the door swung open in a wooosh, revealing Jacob gasping on the other side, he must have had to run to get upstairs. But it didn’t matter to you, as you squeaked hiding under the sheets Newt stood up and straightened his posture smoothing his clothes not to attract the attention of Jacob who looked at you with big eyes.
"Um if I'm interrupting I can come back later... well no it's weird... s -start what you were doing again we'll talk about it tomorrow... I'm s -sorry..." he stuttered as you gently cut him off only poking your head out from under the sheet "Jacob don't we teach muggles to knock on the door before entering ? "he shook his head sheepishly
As for Newt, he was red, the tomatoes had better watch out. Jacob apologized to you one last time but couldn't help but wink and give a thumb up to Newt. When he left Newt locked the door this time and made sure it was sealed.
You got out from under your sheets and repositioned yourself on the bed waiting for Newt to come back. You summoned your wand to cast a soundproofing spell in the room and it took a few moments for your boyfriend to recover from his emotions. The tension rose quite quickly from there. Perhaps knowing that you might be disturbed again you dispensed with the romance, you’ll have all your time when you’ll be back home. You soon found yourself out of your nightdress and he out of his clothes.
Newt took the time to look at you though, recalling the events of the day with Theseus in the cave, then the dance to escape the manticores and Dumbledore's never-ending story speech... You had been through a lot already and there was still so much to come. You didn't know when you'd get the chance to have a room to yourselves again. So you dedicated yourself to making the best of it, thanking every second the soundproofing spell that would spare you from strange looks tomorrow... other than one Newt knew Jacob would give him.
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unsleepingtales · 4 months
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Finale Time!!! This is a LONG one containing many emotions. Thank you for bearing with me through all of these reaction posts lol. See you next season. <3
Ooh only episode of the season to have the content warning in the episode not just in the description
They all look so cool!!
Return of stupendous stoats :)
Siobhan <3
The time you have left is such an ominous way to put that thanks!
Yayyyyyy
That’s just gonna be an existential crisis every time they say it
This is fun. They’re besties
Brennan is really hitting the murder bits
This is old Tutu coming back lol
Actually???
This radio bit is unhinged and I love it
I love her
Oh fuck shit pants motherfuck
He’s leaning SO hard into the contrast between the desire for peace and the murderous bloodlust
I do not believe her. I don’t think that’s how people work.
DAMN. That impression is actually really good
I love how you can see the astonishment go from Aabria-as-Tara being impressed to all of them legitimately being impressed
He said the name of the thinggggg
Okay but actually Brennan saying “that’s a pro” probably meant So much to jwc because he’s such a fan of D20 and I’m emotional thinking about it
I have lost track of what’s happening. I’m keeping up with what’s important! But the bits and jokes are so simultaneously interwoven and distracting that I am a bit lost.
(Group laughs at this motivational speech turned threat)
Oh good lord
Is that the map?
Real Pinocchio pole dancing on his nose vibes
DO THEY HAVE THE FORCE???
Yeah it makes sense that if the stoats have magic the humans do too. Or maybe this is Phoebe from inside Wenabocker.
ONE HUNDRED FEET???
The least energetic singing of grease 😂
Oh god
He’s hot 😭
Why did they have to make Wenabocker hot guys.
HELLO?????
What the fuck bitch
Oh my god that is the worst thing I have ever seen.
Well. He’s not hot anymore.
Carlos 😭
Oh my god. Aabria warned us not to eat dinner during the show but jesus
Awww the mini upgrades <3
That’s so sick actually
Brennan is pulling no punches for the finale
Humans don’t have a dick bone but they’re about to! (group laughs at the threat of dick bone violence) Do you have a dick bone inside you? Would you like to??
Oh god Brennan
What does that mean. Aabria. Aabria what does that mean.
Okay. Okay.
There are seams in the mini that remind me of MeatWolf. Does this fucking thing do the ship of theseus thing too. Because I will lose my goddamn mind.
The stroke vibes ARE so real right now Aabria you’re so correct.
I’m so stressed
LUKAS’S HAT
FIFTY DAMAGE BITCH
The art team is knocking it out of the fucking park with the spell effects
Oh right. Guns.
Oh god ouch.
Nice
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
HAPPY BIRTHDAY?????
Please
Oh no oh no oh no
The only thought you’ve ever had
JESUS
Aabria came for pvp and she is getting it
What the fuck
I’m
upset
About this
HOW is he still up tbh
Oh god
Oh thank god but oh no
The most hollowed out a person has ever been. Oh my god
This is soul crushing.
Aabriaaaaaaaa
Uh oh!
Izzy I think you’re on the right track with the MeatWolf comparison. The mini having seams makes me nervous
Sorry I think Brennan not being able to perform that is actually gonna haunt me more than if he had. Here is this brilliant actor and improviser whom I admire so much and even he is so troubled by this that he cannot fathom how to portray it.
This is fine
Siobhan you’re brilliant actually
Get roasted
Aaaaaaaaa
Why would you provoke him
WHAT
Okay but that bullet is not as small as they’re miming. A bullet from that gun is like the size of a stoat’s hand, minimum
Erika Ishii your mind <3
ONE HUNDRED AND NINE DAMAGE TO. THE GROUND.
Hm. Troubling.
Oh damn okay.
Why the ny accent lmao
Noooooooooooo
Rules lawyers <3
Send the kids to camp!
Ey
Lair action????
Jasper that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in my goddamn life
This fucking map I’m losing it
This is all so upsetting Izzy you’re right.
Fucking shitting fuck Siobhan you’re right.
Siobhan just smiling sadly at Brennan. Augh.
This is all so deeply bad.
Yeah boiiiiii
Aabria asking are you okay. Babe what do you think??
Holy SHIT Rashawn
So many numbers
It would be completely fine if we did crack right now :)
Holy fucking shit what the fuck oh my god he’ll cook in forty minutes oh my god Rashawn Nadine Scott you’re incredible
I would believe that she can use a human gun
OH she’s actually letting her shoot a human gun that’s wild
ANOTHER ONE?
Erika is gonna cry
The dimensional dome I don’t think I’ve ever heard that but I love it so much
This is fucking incredible
WHAT
Viola just fucking killed two humans in one turn and hasn’t even taken her bonus action yet
You ARE so hot.
Ooh Aabria finally gets to do the remaining hit point reveal
YES BITCH KILL THEM ALL
The little sticking of the post it to her forehead <3
(Group applauds Rashawn as they should)
Erika legitimately is near tears god
Oh god
Oh
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh no
Uh oh?
Uh oh
UH OH
The suicidal ideation is real with this one folks. This is. Bad!
Oh FUCK
Brennan I’m gonna cry
Joining Erika and Jasper in the near tears club
“It’s not obligation. It’s believing that you can put your head up, and look for a day where you won’t be so tired anymore.”
I’ll be honest, I fully paused the episode and cried for a few minutes after that line. I don’t talk about my mental health a ton on here because this is a d&d blog. But that really hit me so hard.
Okay. Going back to rewatch the couple minutes preceding. We’re gonna finish the episode and it’s gonna be fine.
Everyone’s just fucking recovering from that Jesus.
It actually was his birthday??
Okay. Okay okay.
I do not have immense faith in the humans tbh but ok
Jasper
Jasper please
Ooh ok
The WORLD?
Oh good god okay. There’s no way that could go wrong. Yeah okay.
They’re just. Giving it to them? Ok! Cool!
Awww
Aaaaaaaaaa
Sobbing actually
Eyyyyyyyy ok not sobbing anymore
Back in her ho days! Do that lil dance you do!
Blood for the blood gods 😭
Hell yeah Ava. Fix the system.
Hell yeah baby
What
Just straight up. Incredible
(Cast loses it over Jaysohn the Sport Stoat)
THIRTY ONE
They go to the fucking Olympics
BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN SWIFTER THAN THE WIND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What a fantastic season. Aabria, thank you for being such an incredible GM. You have once again blown me away. <3
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lumiosemuseum · 2 months
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lately I'm feeling like I need to refresh myself on Theseus and Asterius' speech patterns 😭 like generally I Get them (Theseus is loud and always says A Lot. Speaks very eloquently but that doesn't mean he's always coherent. Very good at coming up with unique insults. Scoffs at Zag a lot 💘 Asterius doesn't talk as much as Theseus Most of the time, though that doesn't mean he's incapable of longer statements. Gets straight to the point most of the time. Very honest about his own thoughts and feelings. Doesn't get sarcasm.) but it's been sooooo long since I've actually played 💔 I want to make sure I have my sense of them good when I'm writing for them
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prisonpodcast · 5 months
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Also adding on to the Theseus bit bc I just woke up, when he did that speech to Tommy and him ending it with “You wanna be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!” THST PART SOLD ME SO HARD IT WAS SO SO GOOD. Just the raw energy from that line made me fuckin go crazy aaaaaAAAA /pos - @calamari-mcyt-corner
I love c!techno so bad 😭🫶
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locuas642 · 1 year
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I like to imagine that one day, Theseus learned that the recently restored Queen of the Underworld was coming to see his next battle against the evil and perverse Zagreus.
So of course, he made sure he would give a show to never forget in her honor, including a speech dedicated to her and thanking her for supporting and cheering for him in such a monumental battle for the sake of Elysium.
And then, as soon as he comes out he sees the Queen... completely surrounded by Zagreus merch and chanting "Go Zag! Go Zag! Go Zag! Mom's cheering for you!"
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