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sunnydayjackass · 2 years
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Can i have uuuuuhhh more incubus!jack? It can be hcs or a short scenario, anything u prefer 👌🏼
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"Oh Sunshine...just look at you.. " Jack's voice rumbles through his chest against your back, forked tongue dragging along the sensitive spot on the column of your neck. Your hands are gripping the pillow, fluffy cotton caught between your teeth as you bite down upon it to muffle your groan. Your torso is propped up by your elbows, ass perked high and back in s deliberate sinful arch. You feel dizzy, overstimulated already and he hasn't even been inside you yet.
Orgasms had racked your flushed frame several times already by fingers, tongue, and teeth- marks adorn your body in various spots. Mottled purples and crimsons, teeth marks, decorate your throat down your torso, the inside of your thighs, your hips...and you savor each one. "You're shaking." You're more than shaking, you're quivering in anticipation, you're slick and sticky by his ministrations, needy and had your mouth not been full- you'd be begging.
"So delicious...so divine..." Jack hums against your skin as his hands trace over your curves, every dip and swell. You keen, pressing your hips back against him, his touch ignites your nerves and all you can think of is him. Is Jack. The demon you invite into your home, into your bed night after night. Your whines aren't lost on him, no, Jack is more than content to orchestrate you like a sinful symphony. You can feel the warmth if him behind you, the brush of his cock against your ass from time to time- you want it, you need it. Him- friction, stimulation,-
A crisp thwack is heard, spade tipped tail whipping down onto the swell of your ass leaving a small almost heart shaped welt in it's wake. It has you jolt, your aroused hole already drooling obscenely but the action only makes you shudder all the more. Jack hums low, approvingly as his hand smoothes over the skin. "I'm sorry...too rough? I just couldn't resist." Too rough? Not rough enough.
You swallow thickly, brain sluggishly forming the words for your lips to form. "Pl-ease." You choke out, eyes glazed with tears as you try to look over your shoulder. There's a glow to the marks upon his body, his horns have curved upwards and out of his tufts of blue hair, the offending tail swats behind him in amusement. "Jack." His name on your lips in such a state, it has him breathing out low and slow as he stalks over to lace his fingers with yours, his chest to your back as you feel the comforting warmth and weight of him dragging against you. Giving s few teasing experimental prods with the leaking head of his cock only causes you to push back as far as you can stretched out and arched just so.
Jack's length sinks inch by inch into your spasming heat, his teeth find your curve of your shoulder as he moans against your skin. He stills his hips as he's flush against your ass, the hands that cage your own pin them to the mattress, sharpened nails threatening to pierce your sheets and plush mattress. Jack's breathing his labored coming out in shallow huffs against you as he groans while you greedily clench against him and try to rut your hips-beckoning him to feed and fuck you into the mattress. Kissing down the curve of your spine, he relinquishes his hold on your smaller hands to hold your hips, effortlessly lifting you some so you're helpless from the waist down, left to only keep the pillow in a vice grip as a startled sound is overcome with pleasure as Jack easily fucks into you. Strokes slow and deliberate as his cock brushes against all those gummy weak spots within you.
Time, at this point, is of no consequence to Jack- it never is. He was never one to partake in quick meals as it was but this, but you, were a sublime feast. If he decided to drag you out until the the wee hours of morning and scare the birds outside your window- well...you certainly wouldn’t want him to go hungry and you weren’t going to complain. Until you needed the usage of your legs anyway. But currently it felt torturous, the way Jack dug his teeth into his own lower lip as he tried to keep the tempo he was establishing, resisting the urge to buck into you with reckless abandon. It was difficult to keep his composure with you so intimately wrapped around him, the way your body spasmed and convulsed in ecstasy, the soft mewls and lewd sounds- it was only a pity this time he couldn’t see you unravel. 
Gripping your hips, nails digging into the soft supple flesh there was a particular hard thrust into your hole that made you jolt, stars beginning to glimmer behind your lids as your eyes threatened to roll back in your skull. You were so close, you’d been so close for so long, this long game Jack so enjoyed of edging you close to the brink and yo yo back into reality. But it seemed the games were done, the carnal hunger building in the low grunts and growls that spilled from his lips as your legs shifted with what little energy (and clarity) you could muster to lock around his waist. “So good for me, Sunshine...” Jack coos between his teeth as sweetly as he can and your face is further buried in the pillow as the sound of your voices mingle in the room amongst the wet lewd sounds of sex seem to echo in your ears.
You lift your head and arch your back- opening your mouth to babble that you’re close, to beg him not to stop, to take all Jack is so gracious in gifting you but you feel something firm and weighted press against your swollen lower lip. Glazed eyes drift down to see the black spade of his tail pushing against your lips, down upon your tongue and you comply- slackening your jaw as you begin to suck the tip of his tail. Your eyes close- grateful for the additional something to ground your focus on. “Haaaah...oh....so...so insatiable hmm~” Jack purrs though the action sends more shockwaves of pleasure through his own body, muscles tensing as he can feel himself drawing closer with the added stimulation through the nerves of his tail.
Choking as your orgasm rips through your core, you feel Jack’s tail prod the back of your throat as his cock twitches deeply within you. You swear you feel the heat of rivulets of cum painting you from within- sweet fulfillment as it drips down your thighs and Jack’s. His tail slips from your lips as you greedily suck air back into your lungs and Jack delicately rests you back onto the bed, your knees first and then lowering your body proper. Carefully rolling you over onto your back, Jack’s hand pushes your hair from your sweaty forehead to inspect you. Pausing to press a kiss to your forehead, your nose, and then your lips- he murmurs soft praise between each kiss before reaching for the ice water on the bedside table. Propping you up and helping you take a drink, he rubs along your shoulders and back soothingly, purring into your hair. “Are you alright, Sunshine? That wasn’t too much was it?” He needs to know you’re okay, that he isn’t taking too much from you when he feeds like this, and you nod with a tired smile.
“It was...perfect...just exhausted--in a good way.” You add the last part on as hastily as your spent lungs will allow you. Jack relaxes as he leaves for a but a moment to return with warm soapy cloths to wash you and himself. He helps redress you and get you comfortable into bed before finally sinking in beside you and gathering you into his arms. 
“I love you.” He murmurs into your hair, he doesn’t know what he’d do without you, he can’t have nor does he want anything but you. The hunger, even after is never truly sated until...
“...I love you too.” You sigh nestling against his chest as you toggle through different movie choices, as content as can be while he dotes upon you.
He’s full.
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maydawn · 7 months
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Oh my god, this is my old art with Ian, oh my god, this is so funny... hmm, I'll have to redraw
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bluegalaxygirl · 6 months
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Dead rising (Zosan X reader)
Plot: Trying to find food in an abandoned town takes a turn for the worst when a dead man walks to you.
Warning: Death, blood, violence, injury, mentions of suicide, swearing.
Alternative ending - X
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The island was quiet when the Sunny docked, no sign of life not even birds or insects and streets covered in trash but you had no chose but to stop off. The nearest island was days away and there was no food left thanks to Luffy's late night feast. To deiced who would go and explore Nami cut up a piece of paper the three longest strips would decide who would go. Zoro, Sanji and Usopp were picked but with how scared Usopp was you deiced to take his place instead, plus it would be good to spend some alone time with your boys. The three of you set off with big bags slung over your shoulders and empty bottles you could fill with water, thats if this place still had running water. Buildings lined the cracked streets, this place seems to have been abandoned for a long time but the shops still had stuff in them. Book stores still had books on their shelves, furniture stores still had furniture, heck all the tills still had money in them but no shops had food or water. As the day went on with no sign of anything editable you three finally made it to the end of town to find a large store, you've seen one like this before and hoped that because of its big size there would be at least something left.
Stepping threw the shattered glass doors your heavy boots make crunching noises as you step onto the glass covered floor, its clear this place was broken into not broken out of, you still held hope that this place had something left. Shelves lined threw the building but most of them looked empty, you couldn't see all the way to the back though. "Maybe we should split up. We need to get back before dark" Sanji spoke his voice almost echoing threw the place, "Yea. a place like this usually has a warehouse in the back, i'll check that out" you being walking as the two boys nod Zoro going to the right of the store while Sanji went to the left. Heading to the back threw the middle there was only rotten fruit and veg but the mushrooms seemed to be growing very well so you took a few and put them in your bag, you didn't know if they were ok or not but your sure Sanji will tell you later. Soon making it to the back you found two large black doors chained togeather a pad lock on the front holding the chain togeather, one of the handles the chain was attached too was lose so it was easy for you to pull and break it off. The loud sound of the metal handle falling off the chain and onto the hard floor rang threw the building "Y/N, Sanji?" Zoro's voice called out sounding concerned "Sorry, just had to break a door" you called out hoping to calm his nerves. "Be careful" The swords man called back going back to what he was doing
Pushing the large door open was harder than you thought, a few carts on the other side tried keeping the doors closed but you managed to push it open enough to squeeze threw, in hindsight you should have realized something was wrong, there was a reason this door was forced closed on both sides but you just thought they wanted to keep their stock safe. The warehouse was dark almost pitch black except the light coming form the door behind you, big boxes and shelves filled the room, you knew you hit the jack pot when you found several unopened fruit cans. Placing them in your bag you were about to call out to Zoro and Sanji when a thud caught your attention, your breath hitched in your throat as another thud soon followed by a groan sounded came out in the dark. A figure started to appear, swaying from side to side as it walked towards you, you wanted to move to run but the sight before you made you freeze, theres no way this man should be alive. He had ripped cloths and his stomach was wide open, intestines being dragged along the floor, he had no lower jaw just his tongue and dead eyes. The gargling and groaning sounds got louder as it approached seeing more figures behind it moving the same way.
A cold hand grabbed your arm from beside you and teeth sunk into your shoulder, Screaming in pain you managed to shove the thing off you, its teeth still latched into the skin of your shoulder as it tore away from you. You didn't realized that these things were coming at you from all sides but you had to move. You grabbed the knife from your pocked and stabbed it in the top of the head, its limp body now falling to the ground and off your knife, running to the door a hand reached threw trying to shoved the door open more. Zoro shoved against the door as hard as he could while Sanji reached in to help you threw. Just about out you were almost pulled back in as finger nails digged into your hand and teeth latching onto your fingers. The pain was overwhelming, you couldn't help but let out another painful scream, the feeling of rotten teeth biting threw flesh and into bone. Sanji's hand grabbed the things head trying shove it off your fingers as Zoro pulling out his sward and slashed down chopping its head off.
Falling to the floor cradling your hand Zoro pulled the door closed, more of those things trying to get to you three only managing to get their arms threw the gap. Sanji helped you up and moved you away form the door and the still moving head on the ground. You couldn't look away form it. Its eyes were still looking around, its mouth opening and closing stained with your blood. "What the fuck?" you let out Sanji and Zoro now looking at what you were looking at. Zoro's sward stabbed into it, it stopped moving all togeather as zoro pulled his sword out. "Shit, love your shoulder" Taking off his jacket Sanji presses it against the open wound on your shoulder earning a hiss form you pain shooting threw your body again. "What the hell happened?" Zoro asked walking over and taking your injured hand in his looking it over. "I-I don't know" you managed to get out still not understanding what just happened. "Sanji?" you ask reaching up to look at his hand, a small bit mark was on his hand between his thumb and index finger. "I'm ok. one of those things bit me while i was trying to get that thing off you" The cook gives you a small smile and pulls you in for a hug "It's ok. We're gonna get you back to Chopper and get you fixed up"
With zoro's arm around you holding you up and your arm over his shoulder you three made your way back to the ship now keeping a look out for any of those things. You felt worse every second but you put it down to blood loss and maybe even infection until you threw up. Hunching over with red liquid coming out of your mouth you tried to breath only to cough, blood pooled on the floor below you as you threw up again. Zoro quickly set you on the ground holding your hair back as you continued to throw up blood. Sanji rushed to your side, he was sweating and tired but he forced himself to move, he checked your wound to see it was still bleeding, his jacket stained in your blood. he looked around seeing a clothes store "I'n there, we can find something to stop the bleeding" Sanji commented letting Zoro help you up. He could hardly move himself so there was no way he could carry you. You managed to stop yourself from being sick again as you three walked over to the shop, the swords man sitting you down with your back against the shop wall. Sanji was about to head in when Zoro stopped him "Wait.. i'll check it out first, Sit down and rest with Y/n" placing a hand on Sanji's check the swords man kissed the cooks forehead before pulling out his swords and walking in. Sanji sat next to you on the floor near the shop door. He places a hand on your knee for comfort before looking at you, both of you tired, sweaty and feeling sick but you still managed to lighten the mood "You look like death" you whisper a small smile forming on your pale face "speck for yourself love" Sanji laughs back at you taking your uninjured hand in his and kissing your knuckles. "I look fabulous"
With the shop cleared out Zoro helped the two of you inside and placed you both by the counter away from the doors and window. Grabbing the nearest item of clothing he replaced Sanji's jacket on your shoulder "Hold this for me" his demanding voice catches your fading attention as he moved your hand onto your shoulder helping you press down on your now covered wound. He then moved to you hand grabbing a t-shirt and warping your hand up being careful not to hurt you more. Moving over to Sanji he wraps a scarf he found around his hand, the small bit looked worse than before, it hadn't stopped bleeding and the skin around it starts to look dead. Zoro kissing it after though not caring how awful you both looked, he didn't want to show it but he was scared, you two looked like you were gonna die at any second, he couldn't imagine losing one of you let alone both of you. "Zoro" Sanji's voice snaps the swords man out of it looking up into his cooks tired eyes "Sorry.. i just.. we'll rest here for a minute and then continue back" Zoro sat in between the two of you pulling you both into his chest kissing the tops of your heads.
A minute later Zoro noticed the change in your breathing, it was labored and getting louder as you struggles to push air into your lungs. Looking down at you he realized your skin was turning grey, you were sweating more than before and your eyes were blood shot "Y/N?" he asked in panic waking Sanji who had just fallen asleep. Zoro moved to lay you down your head close to Sanji's legs "Shit, their burning up, what do we do?" the cook panicked placing a hand in your forehead, it was hot almost like a stove that had on for too long. "z-zoro,s-sanji" you tried to get out, your vision growing darker, your chest and head hurt, your skin was burning and your wounds itched like crazy you knew you were dieing. "It's alright baby, we'll get you to chopper" Zoro tried sitting you up but you placed a weak hand on his arm, you felt your heart beating fast it missing beets as your hand went up his arm to feel for his face. "I-I love.. both y-you" forcing out those words was hard but you wanted them to know, you wanted them to hear you, everything went black and your body went limp, your hand falling to the floor from zoro's face.
Blurry eyes from the tears Zoro stared down at your lifeless body, a shaky hand went to your neck feeling for a pulse. He couldn't breath, his mind was blank, you can't be dead, your stronger than that, you cant be dead but there was nothing, no pulse. Sanji's heartbreaking screams snapped him out of his depressed state watching Sanji cradle your head in his hands, leaning over your body as tears streamed down his face dropping onto your grey cheeks. The swords man crawled over pulling Sanji into his arms holding him close and the two cry over you. "D-Do some-something" Sanji managed to get out threw sobs and wailing. "They lost too much blood, even if we did get them back, it would be a long journey back and they may not make that" Shaking from his own words Zoro didn't want to believe it himself but he's seen this before. "No No your wrong... we can... we can" Sanji pushed back trying to get Zoro's strong grip off him but failing due to his weak state and broken heart.
The two sat there for what seemed like hours but was only a few minutes, silence filled the shop since Sanji's throat had dried up to the point he couldn't talk anymore and Zoro's tears dried on his face, shock over taking his body his arms still around the cook refusing to look at your lifeless body on the floor. Sanji on the other hand couldn't look away, his eyes fixed on you hoping you would wake up, say it was a prank or a joke or that Zoro was wrong, you didn't die you just passed out but as the minutes went by and your chest didn't rise and fall from taking breaths it slowly started to sink in that you were gone but then your finger twitched. Grabbing Zoro's arm and struggling to sitting up straight Sanji manged to pull his eyes away from you and onto the swords man "they moved" looking down at your body Zoro sighs and shakes his head "Its just muscle spasms, their gone, Sanji" only for the cook to shake his head and look back down at you "No look" you fingers cracked slightly as they moved trying to grip the floor and gargling started coming out of your mouth. Zoro layed Sanji back down against the counter and slowly moved over to you, your eyes opened slowly, they were glazed over white hardly able to see your eye color any more but you seemed to see him.
"Y/N?" Zoro asks looking you over as your hand reaches up to grab at him, your muscles stiff and shaky, mouth opening and closing bearing your teeth as the growls from your throat get louder. "ZORO" Sanji yells out seeming to notice what was going on way before the swords man did. Sitting up with in human speed and grasping your hands around Zoro's arms your body manged to push him over and onto the ground. With Zoro on his back and a hand around your throat you frantically tried to get to him, growling and biting at anything that you could get at, your nails trying to grip onto his shirt and pull him closer, he struggled under you, you were trying to kill him but it was still you, he couldn't hurt you. Sanji manged enough strength to kick you in the side sending you flying into some standing clothes racks. "D-Did they bite you?" Sanji struggled to grab at Zoro helping him over and away form where you were trying to get up tripping over fabric and metal poles. "No... what the hell is going on?" Zoro couldn't believe what was happening, he'd heard stories about this but never thought it was real and yet here you are, your lifeless body coming back to life to consume the living.
Grabbing one of his swords Zoro slowly stood Sanji looking up at him knowing what had to happen "Y/n my love" Sanji let out in a shaky breath watching you finally get up and onto your feet. "Im so sorry baby... I love you" walking forward towards you while gripping his sword in his hand trying to stop it from shacking they both watched you stumble your way over to them, Zoro reaches a hand out grabbing your shoulder and thrusting the sword up and under your chin, the tip pointing out the top of your head. In an instant you went limp, Zoro pulling his sword out slowly and catching you before your body hit the ground. Zoro lays your body on the floor and closes your eyes giving your forehead a kiss before walking back over to Sanji. "Kill me" the words that left Sanji's mouth stopped Zoro in his tracks looking down at the cook "I need you to kill me" Sanji reiterated looking away from your body and up at Zoro with pleading eyes "I'm dying Zoro... i don't want to turn into that and hurt you" Sanji could feel it in him, it was hard for him to breath not form the heart break but form the fever and pain that shot threw his body. He knew he was running out of time.
Sacking his head Zoro sat down next to the cook and pulled him in for a strong hug "You'r still alive, theres a chance we can get back to the ship.. plus how am i gonna get back with out of you guiding me" Zoro states earning a small laugh and then a cough from sanji who pulled away and looked down at the hand he coughed on, there was blood and lots of it, "I'm not going back to the sunny, Zoro. By the time i get there i'll be dead and could infect any of the others." with a sigh Sanji placed his hand on the hilt of one of Zoro's swords, the sword mans hand quickly grabbed Sanji's with a shocked look "I said NO" almost yelling in the cooks face didn't seem to faze Sanji and it scared him, "I'll do it myself if you don't... please Zoro.. i'm scared" with tears now streaming down Zoro's face he realized there was nothing he could do to stop this, there was no hope. Grabbing the same sword he used to end you he went to wipe the blood off only for Sanji to stop him "Don't.. might sound weird but at least they will be with me" setting his sword down on his lap he pulled Sanji close again and kissed his lips "I'll wait until your gone and then i'll do it. i'm not gonna kill you while your still alive" Happy that Zoro agreed to do it Sanji nodded placing his head on the sword mans shoulder.
They wished they had more time with each other but it wasn't long until Sanji's breathing became labored and heavy his eye sight starting to fade. "Ro... i think.." Sanji spoke his throat raw and dry "Its ok.. i'm here. I love you Sanji." Zoro places a kiss on the cooks forehead feeling the burning heat coming off his skin "I l-love you.. Ro.. promise me... y-you'll love again" As the last words left his mouth so did his last breath, everything going dark for the cook. Zoro holding back tears feeling Sanji's heavy body slump against him. Tightly grabbing the hilt of his sword he thrusts the sword up into Sanji's head stopping him form coming back. Zoro's screams of anger and grief filled the shop unable to control how his chest hurt and his mind spun hot tears streaming down his face.
It was dark out by the time he managed to compose himself but his mind was still running wild, conflicting thoughts filled his head and he didn't know what to do. Looking down at the sword on his lap still stained with yours and Sanji's blood he couldn't think of anything else but the two of you, your time togeather, how you both made him so happy. He just wanted the two of you back, to for fill your dreams togeather and enjoy life togeather.
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ssaagenthotty · 4 years
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Finally
Aaron Hotchner X female!reader
Warnings-> Gruesome details, just normal criminal minds stuff
A/N-> had to re-write this and didn't proofread so theirs probably some mistakes
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"Today we're going to oh so sunny Florida! Don't get too hyped about the sunny beaches and girls in bikinis quite yet though. Over the past 2 weeks, 4 women, Sarah Jones, Clara Driver, Naomi travis, and Stefanie Rivera have been found along the coastline."
"Is there any evidence of sexual assault?" Derrick chimes in while looking over the case file on his tablet. Penelope shoots him a sad look the goes back to her tablet.
" I'm afraid not my delicious sea of rich chocolate, they could check because they were found missing their bottom half" Penelope says with a sick look to her face.
"He's killing twice a week and we have no idea when he's going to strike next. Wheels up in 30." Hotch stands up from the table and everyone slowly starts funneling out of the room.
Hotchner makes his way to his office to call for Jessica to watch Jack for a few days when he hears a knock on his door
"Hey hotch are you busy?" Hotch sees Y/N's head peaking into his office
"Hm? Oh, No, please come in. What can I do for you Y/N?"
"Oh it's not much, I just noticed that Jack's birthday is in like a week so I got him something. It's not much but last time I went over he was talking about how he really likes trains so I thought I'd get him one and I'm rambling aren't I?"
"Y/N, that's very sweet of you. I'm sure he'll love it. Thank you." Hotchner takes the gift, chuckling at the nervousness of his colleague and places the gift behind his desk.
"Yeah! No problem, well I'll see you on the jet" Y/N stumbles over to the door before waving goodbye and closing the door.
"Reid i'm just saying, I totally keep letting you win" Y/N sinks into her chair while pulling the blanket over her shoulders. Reid let's out a few sounds of frustration and pulls out a book.
"Y/N did you sleep alright last night?" Morgan asks while walking back into the main cabin with two bottles of water, handing one to JJ
"Hmmm? Oh yeah, no. I slept really late" Y/N groans pulling out a bottle ice tea she brought with her, throwing a pack of candy to Prentiss.
"Ooh yeah get it Y/N" Morgan smirks, taking some of Prentiss' candy. From the corner of Y/N's eyes, she could have sworn she saw hotch's eyebrows furrow even deeper than before.
"Morgan, I stayed up doing some paperwork, I'm moving closer to work" Y/N says taking out a book about the Zodiac Killer.
"Finally, only took like 3 years!" Morgan high fives Y/N while taking a bag of chips from her bag.
"Hey Y/N, why do you always have food in your go bag?" JJ asks setting down her tablet.
"Well back at my old job, whenever we were at out working a case, our leader never let us leave to eat during the day and everyone would be really hungry so I started packing snacks to hand out"
"Wow Y/N that's some big mom energy. Here's the newest on our case. Jane Escobar was found 30 minutes ago on the beach. Same MO"
"Okay Thanks Garcia, did you check for any initial overlap between the victims?" Hotchner asks while writing somethings down in his case file.
"Yes sir, there's not much. All of them moved to Miami around the same time two years ago."
"Okay, tell us if anything else comes up"
"Will do, goodbye my dancing little sugar plum" Garcia ends the video call and confused looks are shared
"Hey Y/N do you have any pringles?" Spencer inquiries. Y/N hands him a go cup of pringles and mumbles something about how he let him win at go fish.
The team arrives at Miami at around 4pm, and Y/N, Hotch, and Morgan head to the crime scene while the rest go to the Precinct to set up.
"It's so hot" Y/N whines, making her way to the tent that was set up
"Yes it is" Morgan says, looking at some girls walking a bit further from the scene.
"Sir? I'm Lance Stewart, Miami PD"
"SSA Aaron Hotchner, we talked on the phone. This is Doctor L/N and Agent Morgan" Y/N and Morgan shake Lance's hand
"Okay so here's what we got"
"I am definitely ready to pass out" Prentiss said while walking through the Hotels lobby. Hotchner comes back from talking to the receptionist
"Okay, they over booked so we only get 4 rooms. We need to double up." Hothner sighs, slinging his go bag over his shoulder
"Okay how do we do this, rock paper scissors, pick a card, first come first serve?" Reid asks slowly taking a deck of cards out of his pocket.
"Pretty boy, after we pick cards your gonna try to show us a magic trick, let's just do rock paper scissors" Morgan laughs as reid places the cards back into his pocket.
"Okay group rock paper scissors, let's go" Rossi says, placing his phone back into his pocket.
One by one groups were made. Rossi getting his own room, Prentiss and JJ getting one, Morgan and Reid sharing, and then the last group was made.
"Okay Y/N, let's go up" Hotch says, walking away. JJ sends a smirk to Y/N, who blushes a deep red.
Y/N quickly grew a crush on Hotchner when you two got to spend some quality time at Rossi's house after a particularly tough case. Everyone was drunk and passed out but Y/N and Hotch spent hours talking about everything and nothing. Y/N had also been over to his house a few times to have a movie night, Jack had grown to love her, always asking hotch when she would be over next.
"You can shower first, I'm going to order some food, do you want anything?" Hotchner offered after setting his big on the floor.
"Uh yeah I'll take a (your food of choice), thank you" Y/N steps into the bathroom, looking in awe at how nice it was.
After her shower, she did her skin care and changed into shorts and a tank top. After tying her hair out of her face, she walked into the bedroom noticing something that she didn't see before. There was only one bed.
"Hey, I got the food" Hotch said walking into the room, setting the food down onto the small table in the corner of the room. They ate in comfortable silence then Hotchner said he was going to shower.
After his shower, he noticed a figure on the floor covered in a thin blanket.
"Hey Y/N? Why are you on the floor?" Hotch asks placing his old clothes into his bag
"Well theres only one bed and I knew that if you had a say in it, I wouldn't even be able to think about the floor, let alone sleep on it. So I thought if I was asleep before you came out, we wouldn't have to discuss it and you'd get the bed cause you deserve it and-"
"Y/N, your rambling but right. Even if you are right, you're still going to get the bed"
"With all due respect, no"
"Y/N"
"Sir, please. I don't want you to sleep on the floor.- Ah! Hotchner!" Suddenly Y/N was lifted from her cocoon and placed on the bed.
"Hotch, why am I on the bed" Y/n asked muffled, facedown on the bed
"Because I put you there" hotchner said looking unamused
"Hotch please just take the bed"
"Why don't we both just take the bed, if it means that much to you" Y/N looks at the man for a moment
"Yeah, yeah we can share" Y/N moves to one half of the bed while Hotchner laye on the other half. Suddenly his phone rings with a call from Jessica
"Hey jess, is something wrong?" As he listens to the woman on the other side, Y/N finds herself staring at the beautiful man next to her
"Hey buddy! Yeah I'm at a hotel right now, yeah she's here. Okay um, let me ask her- Hey Y/N?" Y/N snaps out of her trance and hums a yes "Jack wants to talk to you, if that's okay"
"Oh, yeah! Hey Jack Jack! How are you?" Hotchner put the phone on speaker so both of them could listen to the boy on the other end
"Hi! I'm good, Aunt Jess made Mac and cheese for dinner then let me play with legos!"
"Oh that's so cool bud! Me and your dad just ate dinner too" she looked up and saw the man enjoying how she and his son got along
"Hey Y/N can I tell you a secret?" Jack whispered into the phone
"Yeah bud, what's up?" Y/N matched his tone, earning a smile from hotch
"My Daddy like-likes you!" Suddenly Hotch's look of admiration turned to one of shock. Y/N smiled and talked back to the boy
"I like-like your dad too Jack" Y/N smiles into the phone seeing hotch smile back at her
"Yay! Don't tell my daddy I told you though"
"A little late for that buddy" hotch laughs into the phone
"Um, Goodnight daddy! Love you!"
"Yeah, love you too buddy" the line goes dead on the other side and hotchner places his phone down.
The two just look at each other and smile
"Goodnight Aaron" Y/N places a kiss on the man's cheek and lays facing away from him. He places his hand on the spot where the womans lips were before. He places one of his own on the womans head before wrapping himself around her, the pair fitting like the worlds perfect puzzle
"Goodnight Y/N"
After 3 more days of working the case, the team heads home on the jet. Everyone was tired, especially Y/N and hotchner who had been abducted by the killer before the team found them and took the man into custody. The unsub confessed to all the killings and was sent to life in prison.
The new couple sat next to each other, talking until they fell asleep leaning on each other with hands intertwined.
Rossi was the first to speak out of the group
"Finally they got together"
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yellowshibe · 7 years
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multiples of two for the ask game 💖
thank u malachai 😩 long post ahead!
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? she’s about to be my FUCKIONG GIR;LFRI END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Is your last name longer than six letters? yes..its 7
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? ye 😪 
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? only once but im gonna do it a lot more the next time i see her ^__^
10. When is the last time you saw your sister? like 3.5 seconds ago…
12. Where did you sleep last night? in my bed !
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? yes i would have cut off That Bitch J*stin sooner. hes a cunt
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? sunny 100%
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? none,,of the above,?? im wearing leggings !
20. Does anyone like you? i sure hope so
22. Is the last person you kissed gay?  YEHHAHAHAHAHHAHA BOOYOOYOYOYOYOOYO
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? yes im getting some after i get my septum pierced (need that monty honty)
26. What breed was the last dog you saw? mingo my jack russell is sitting right here….
28. Have you ever kissed a football player? sADLY (i fucking hate football)
30. Do you like text messaging? id rather snapchat but i used to be a texting kween
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yeah lmao!! im getting it done in april!!
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? theres a handful….mostly mutuals….
36. Are you a simple or complicated person? im soooo fucking complicated rip
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? yes, always
40. What made you start liking the person you like now? this selfie set (isnt she a fucking babe yall?)
42. What is wrong with you right now? tfw bpd,,,
44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah but i wont mention it cause triggering content u feel me
46. Are you in a good mood right now? kinda? my tummy really hurts ;__;
48. What color shirt are you wearing? its pink!!!
50. Anyone you’re giving up on? yeah i gave up on j*stin hes a bad won
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? yes i struggle with this all the time cause that self sabotaging isolation feel! u kno?
54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? no she can do what she wants! idc
56. Do you like to cuddle? if i could be in bed every moment of every day being cuddled i fucking would man. loving it is an understatement
58. Do you get along with girls? sometimes. sometimes they overwhelm me :-/
60. What do you carry with you at all times? nothing really tbh i only wear my choker everyday lmao i dont even own a wallet or a house key
62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? hell fuckin yeah man
64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YES???
66. How old are the last three people you kissed? all are 17…but the two besides Loons are like not in my life anymore
68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?   leopard…for sure…..
70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? who tf is luke bryan…..some white man? id choose lil wayne ig
72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? i have no recollection of eating pizza hut at any point in my life
74. What color are the walls in your room? soft green :3c
76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? nah,
78. What are your initials? QBB. bbq backwards
80. Are you from the south? tecHNICALLY ONLY, i say yall a lot tho lmao
82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? fuck no hes a tool
84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? no but i wanted to be a cheerleader really bad when i was like, 6
86. Do you smoke? only weed and only very very ocassionally
88. Is your phone touch screen? yes but its not a smartphone rip
90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? yes,,,bad times,,,
92. Have you ever made out in a car? no wtf,,,i want to,,,,what a American Teenager thing 2 do
94. Are you single or in a relationship? im only single for like a few more weeks cause im gonna ask luna out soon……;-)
96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? new years!
98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? yes lmao ive had like 20+
100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? yEAH,,,
102. Name your favorite Kesha song: THE EVER ICONIC, TIK TOK,
104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? i would literally rather die.
THANK U MALACHAI IM LOVE U,..,,💓💓💓💓
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b0stonmanor · 7 years
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To the anon who wanted me to do all 104 questions 1) I accidentally deleted your second ask 2) here you go
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? -Probably wouldn’t say anything, just cuddle 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? -Nothing really I mean they’re my best friend 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? -I don’t care if you smoke weed, just as long as it’s not heavy addictive drugs like heroin 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? -Yes it’s 8 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? -sober 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? -you mean my life? 7. What does your last received text say? -“I can’t wait till we hang out so I can see your gorgeous blue hair!” 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? -3 9. Where was your last kiss at? -In their basement 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? -Dont have one 11. What do you drink in the morning? -whatever tbh usually water, tea, or protein shake 12. Where did you sleep last night? -on the couch 13. Do you think relationships are hard? -somewhat 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? Idk probably not 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? -only problem id have is getting a migraine from them making me laugh so hard 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? -Sunny 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? -Nope 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? -Leggings 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? -Hopefully 20. Does anyone like you? -Idk 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? -No 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? -No 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? -you mean everyone? Lmao 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? -hope to be covered one day 25. In the past week have you cried? -Cried yesterday 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? -jack russell terrier//rottweiler (aka my dog) 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? -out 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? -No 29. Do you think you’re old? -I’ll be 18 in a couple weeks, eh 30. Do you like text messaging? I do, but I’d rather facetime or talk on the phone 31. What type of day are you having? -eh 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? -Im looking forward to getting my septum pierced on my birthday 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? -warm with a slight breeze 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? -Yeah 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? -Im laughing I thought that said finger but anyways a relationship 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? -both 37. What song are you listening to? -Coffee Talk by Broadside 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? -sometimes depends on the situation 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? -I don’t think theres a thing Jessie ( @majesticfishy ) doesn’t know about me 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? -They’re a cutie pie 41. When did you last receive a text message? -Like a minute ago 42. What is wrong with you right now? -everything 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? -Yoooo Kenna ( @kennarx ) I’ve known her for almost 4 years now shes one of my mains 44. Does anyone disgust you? -Yes 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? -Depends on who they are 46. Are you in a good mood right now? -Eh 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? -My mom 48. What color shirt are you wearing? -Black 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? -I guess 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? -Myself lmao but I usuaully don’t give up on people unless you’ve hurt me 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? -We don’t talk anymore 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? -You mean my life? 53. Do you like rain? -Yeah 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? -Not unless they do it responsibly but not too heavily cause I just lost my dad in July due to alcoholism 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? -Yes and no 56. Do you like to cuddle? -Frick yeah 57. Are you shy? -I have extremely severe social anxiety to the point where I couldn’t leave my house so you tell me 58. Do you get along with girls? -Some 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? -Not yet 60. What do you carry with you at all times? -my phone 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? -Fuck yeah Im obsessed with that stuff. Paranormal investigation 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? -Shit I wouldn’t know cause I always end up being left 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? -No 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? -Yes 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? -Yes 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? -You act as if I’ve kissed a bunch of people 😂😂😂 but 17 (almost 18) and 19 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? -pay to get my nails done 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? -idk 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? -No 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? -Lil Wayne 71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone? -iPhone 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? -Never had it 73. Do you like diet soda? -Not really much of a soda person but yeah I do 74. What color are the walls in your room? -White 75. Are you 16 or older? -Older 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? -No 77. Do you have a job? -No 78. What are your initials? -MLP 79. Did you ever have braces? -Yes 80. Are you from the south? -No 81. What does your last status on facebook say? -Lmao shit idk 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? -No 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? -My mom but only cause she’s been there all my life. I felt like I could be more open with my dad 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? -Cheerleading 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? -The Force Awakens 86. Do you smoke? -I’ve smoked weed like once but hoping to do it more this year. As of right now, no 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? -Literally all I have is heels, I wear them mostly in the fall and winter but Id prefer flip flops when its not so damn cold 88. Is your phone touch screen? -Yes 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? -Straight 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? -Lmao I dont want to get my tits chopped off 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? -Pool 92. Have you ever made out in a car? -Eventually 93. …Had sex in a car? -Eventually 94. Are you single or in a relationship? -Single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? -Watching Lord Of The Rings 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? -I have no idea 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? -Eh it’s alright 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? -Not physically but online lmao you have no idea 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? -Nah 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? -Sadly 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? -LET 👏🏼 ME 👏🏼 TELL 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 one time I went to the hospital like 4 times in one week cause I was having the worst stomach pain ever so these bitches did a fucking pregnancy test on me without mine or my moms permission. I only found out because my mom eavesdropped on the conversation 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: -My tops are- Dinosaur, Sleazy, Grow A Pear, Dirty Love, Love Into The Light, GOLD TRANS AM, Supernatural and basically all of her songs 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? -No 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? -Yikes
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saturnsovereign · 6 years
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all the questions
i should be studying for my final but i don’t care about it rn
Macaroni and Cheese: What makes you think of your childhood? idk
Spring Green: How do you relax when you’re stressed? i usually just try to distract myself or take a nap
Asparagus: What’s an unpopular opinion you have? 
Bittersweet: Has someone you loved ever hurt you? yeah
Eggplant: Explain your url and avatar. I wanted something that sounded cool, but this was like in 8th grade. My avatar are bisexual colors
Outer Space: Do you ever feel like you’re an outcast from others? yeah
Cotton Candy: What is your favorite dessert? Eh i don’t really have one
Freckle: Do you have any marks on your skin? How do you feel about them? not really, and any that i have aren’t that major
Shocking Pink: Is there a trait that you have that others don’t expect from you? apparently people who don’t know me well enough get shocked when i swear
Robin’s Egg Blue: If you were an animal, which one do you think would you be? i’m like a fucking chihuahua
Granny Smith Apple: What’s something everyone else likes that you don’t? idk nothing comes to mind
Dandelion: What’s a pet peeve of yours? 
WHEN MY ROOMMATES WON’T FUCKING DO THE FUCKING CHORES
Atomic Tangerine: What gets you motivated to do a difficult task? stress
Wisteria: What’s your favorite thing about yourself? ...
Candy Apple: How do you think others view you? idk tbh
Plum: Are you insecure about anything? oh yeah everything
Sky Blue: Where do you feel the most at home? i don’t know anymore
Tickle Me Pink: How do you try to cheer others up when they’re sad? i can send them memes or i just let them talk
Wild Strawberry: Do you care what others think about you? yeah
Glossy Grape: Recommend something to your followers. unfollow me
World Wide Web Yellow: What was the last thing you looked up? compartmentalizing
Shadow Blue: Do you have a darker side to you that most people are unaware of? oh haha...
Electric Lime: What genre of music do you listen to? i don’t have a genre
Night Owl: Describe a very interesting dream that you had. ...that would take a complete ‘nother page
Cornflower: What do you think about the most? my gf
Grasshopper Green: Describe the area where you live. i’m in a dorm. its in the central valley. theres not much to do. oh well. 
Misty Moss: Is there anything you regret? too much
Tiny Toad Brown: Do you find beauty in something that people consider to be ugly or undesirable? nothing comes to mind
Sunny Side Up: Do you like waking up in the mornings, or would you rather sleep in? i like waking up and doing stuff, but if i don’t have anything to do i’d rather sleep in
Kitten Gray: Do you have any pets? If so, describe them. my doggo is basically a cat
Rose Dust: Describe your aesthetic in five words or less. plain, not straight
Timberwolf: Do you give second chances when somebody has wronged you? see other ask.
Freshly Squeezed: What excites you? calligraphy supplies
Firefly Red: What gives you purpose? honestly idk anymore
Tiny Teapot Tan: Do you consider yourself to be attractive/cute? ahahaha... no
Rain Drop Blue: Describe the weather outside. its dark and its cold
Sweet Pea Green: Do you have/want children? yeah 
Pussywillow: Do you like being around others, or do you like being alone? theres a time limit for both
Jack ‘O’ Lantern Orange: What’s your biggest fear and why? i fear the pariah. 
Baby Bunny Pink: Do you look young for your age, or do you look older than you are? apparently i look older than what i am. 
Mystic Maroon: What confuses you, and why? my english teacher, the stuff we do is so uncessary
Cosmic Cobalt: What’s your zodiac sign, and do you think it’s accurate? capricorn and yeah except the success part. i haven’t really ever been successful 
Petal Pink: Describe your fashion sense as well as what you’re wearing right now. not straight. t-shirt and shorts
Mountain Meadow: Do you like taking care of others, or do you prefer being care of? taking care of others, imma be a nurse. 
Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: Is there something from childhood that you haven’t outgrown? i don’t know tbh, maybe its that i sleep with stuffed animals
Brussel Sproutlet: Do you have any unhealthy habits? yeah i forget to eat dinner sometimes... like now. 
Razzle Dazzle Rose: Describe an ideal date. a date. 
Periwinkle: What’s something ordinary that has personal meaning to you? i’ll get back to you on that. 
Mauvelous: Do you think you deserve a better life than you have now? idk
Blueberry Blue: Do you get sad easily? yeah
Purple Mountains Majesty: How does someone earn your respect? don’t be a dick. try. 
Song of the year? probs Despacito
Album of the year? Ed Sheeran
Favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year? don’t have one
Movie of the year? Wonder Woman
TV show of the year? idk
Episode of tv or webisode that defined the year for you? don’t know
Favorite actor of the year? don’t have one
Game of the year? nope
Best month for you this year? ...i don’t even know tbh
Something that made you cry this year? too many things
Something you want to do again next year? probs guard
Talk about a new friend you made this year she threatens to punch me, i make fun of her for being a baby gay
How was your birthday this year? it was good, it was the only one that felt that had meaning. but i still hate it. 
Favorite book you read this year? i didn’t read any damn books
What’s a bad habit you picked up this year? i’m back to being closed off
Post a picture from the beginning of the year no thanks
Post a picture from the end of the year nah
A memorable meal this year? idk eating a turkey leg in disneyland
What’re you excited about for next year? nothing really, im just nervous
What’s something you learned this year? learning which friends were actual friends and not bc of just being around them all the time
What’s something new about your place of residence (room, home, or general location) now vs the start of the year? i have gay lights
Favorite place you visited this year? tahoe
If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be? enjoy it while it lasts
Did you keep any New Year’s Resolutions? didn’t make any to begin with
Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one Halivar- dragonborn, likes to bang, basically a female James Bond, sailor, ranger with wicked nature/animal skills, likes to drink, has a jackal named Anubis.
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thegeminisage · 7 years
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i realized i had been typing up zelda blogging into notepad for like a week plus without posting, cause i didn’t wanna post everyday once i finished the main story? but then it got SUUUPER long. i waited for it to kinda taper down since now i’m mostly down to completionist stuff, and since it has, i’m gonna post it & just do small posts if i decide to blog abt anything else.
it feels rly weird not to zeldablog now
i ran into a blue? silver? lynel and got trapped fighting it on my way out of hyrule castle AND KILLED IT!! yay!!
also im going back to the mountain to check out that glow
i checked the shrine out next to it, since i was only activating them near the end and not DOING them
and they've gotten way more complex
now i understand when the monks commend your resourcefulness like before i was like, pls. that was way too easy. literally anyone could have done that
i went to the lake at night and it isn't glowing ): idgi did i see something else? does it only do that from a distance? on certain nights? i could see it from SO far away...
o my god theres a GOLF minigame the camera angles even do the thing
fucking fuck dinraal showed up WHILE I WAS PLAYING GOLF 
i MISSED him im so mad i couldnt fast travel away bc minigame!!!
WOW AND HERE COMES THE BLOOD MOON WHICH I WAS WAITING ON AT THE LAKE MOUNTAIN im so pissed i fuckin hate golf at this point its faster to finish than to run all the way back and quit :|
i finished golf but the blood moon just turned into?? a normal moon??
ah okay the glow is random and it's a rare mount!! thank god it wasn't just me losing my mind lol
haha i went to kill the shock arrow lynel just to see if i could and it only took like less than a minute with atk+ armor and decent weapons/shields
plus i'm just better at that special timing stuff now
figures it wouldn't happen til post-game
wtf another blood moon only a few nights later???
i read it was super glitchy but i never really realized until i was paying attention...
aww i bought a house!! maybe link and zelda can live there until the castle is restored YES THEY WILL BE MARRIED SOMEDAY
it's a cute quest i wish i had brought enough rupees to buy all the furniture in it
anyway like. it's super nice to have finally beaten this game's story?? i feel like now i don't have to Rush, i can stop and poke around and explore just like i want, tbh i kinda wish i had done it sooner
anyway im done for the night but i think i will rack up a bit more blogging before making a post i don't wanna be making one every day anymore
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okay so im gonna wait for the blood moon at this shrine
ive been reading that its random and glitchy?? but had i never read any of that i would have been SURE it was just every full moon, like clockwork
so maybe i'm wrong or the internet is
anyway i have enough fire arrows and wood to camp for a full 10 nights, after which im bailing lol
OH FUCK CANCEL EVERYTHING A SHOOTING STAR
I WONDER IF I CAN FAST TRAVEL TO IT??
only one way to find out
I CAN!!!!!
tonight's a halfmoon...if it's waxing then only 2 more nights, if the blood moon is the fullmoon
waning - 6 more nights :/
and who even knows if the blood moon is the full moon...
i've been reading so much and there's so much i was aching to do while trapped in bed that i don't know where to begin...! yet i am waiting at this dumb shrine, haha
i think i wanna to the terrytown quests? tarrytown? where you build a town, those sound so fun, but ofc i need rupees
three-quarters moon! pleeease letthe next one be a blood moon, i say for once in my life lol
oh no...full moon but no blood moon ):
ugh i do not WANT to camp here for a hundred years
i suppose with the nearby shrine i can get to it fairly quicky but not quickly enough for my liking...once the moon rises you only have literally like two minutes before it leaves
so i have to notice it, get out there, and get naked in less than 2 minutes, without warning :/
ok yeah no this is stupid i'll just do something else while i wait
ah, but what! this is what i was talking about earlier, where do you even BEGIN
i could go back and solve shrines, but puzzles are only fun for so long, i wanna explore and there's so much left to see
i could also rupee farm hahahaha
and for better or worse i do eventually wanna get all the korok seeds...
actually i think i wanna fight minibosses?? which is so weird but i feel like i can take em
i know the silver lynels will kick my ass from reading tvtropes but i can take the others!!!
i also read about the lon lon ranch ruins, which i either missed or didn't realize what they were...i don't have a clue as to where they are, but i wanna see them, i know i'll be Sad
omg people startle when i get close to them wearing dark link armor
oooh i was wondering what this big circular tower was...man i havent seen ANYTHING in hyrule field
apparently there are monsters inside...i see a blue lynel? silver lynel? who knows
but i fought one before, so maybe i can take it
i WAS wanting to fight stuff
camera says it's silver, tvtropes says silvers are harder than calamity ganon himself
but the ones that aren't red all look alike to me, so i have no idea which kind i fought in hyrule castle...and my sword had superpowers then
the problem is all these OTHER monsters...no way could i take them on all at once
so i gotta go around and pick them off first without being noticed if i can
omg i cant drop the master sword when electrocuted ahaha nice
oops i dropped a lizalfos down there with the lynel....lmao maybe i better just go fight him before i fuck up anything else
ah no it's coming back on its own. well done
ok, got em
man, wouldn't it be just my luck if the blood moon rose NOW
tbh if it did i would have to abandon this entire thing, which i would, reluctantly, just so i wouldn't have to wait anymore
ooh god he saw me i was hopin for a sneak attack ;w;
ok here we go i guess!!
i did it!!!!
it actually wasn't that bad, tho it got a bit dicey a couple of times
so much of this game is like, your buffs and armor and weapons, i've had harder fights against weaker foes just bc i wasn't properly equipped
but learning to dodge and use my shield a bit better certainly didn't hurt
tbh it looks like most of what i wanna do requires rupees, so i should go farm some i guess!
boring, but you know
apparently i was wrong about the music in goron city and the gerudo areas and they ARE the classic tunes...i just didn't hear it??
AAAAH the satori mountains are glowing!!
;w; i caught him
what a freaky-lookin boy
i wish i could keep him!!
jesus fuck the blood moon came up and i idled at the screen without looking, god, the ONE TIME
i bet i'll never make it in time but i gotta try
dark link armor will make me move a BIT faster at night for what its worth but i dont even think i have revali's gale ready jfc
thank god i made it with just a few seconds to spare
yikes its lightning af outside so im gonna quit for now
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aww tarreytown looks so cute so far!! i wanna build it up ;u;
lol i hate when you know a guardian is nearby and can't find it even tho i can fight them now my heartrate is still so jacked up
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god the tarreytown sidequests are so pleasant and relaxing like
i havent felt so calm playing this game since...i don't think ever
and like, they talk about the yiga clan and the monsters outside
and if i were a person with more time i would write the cute genfic about how tarreytown gets put under seige but their location makes that hard and they fight off the bad guys
it's always sunny there!!! no matter the weather elsewhere :')
also i finally did break the hylian shield cleaning out the guardian room on maze island and i got a replacement there......for3k, but still
anyway im finding all the chests from the shrines i missed and one is in the plateau ): my heart
like, i can't believe i used to think this mountain was massive, this plateau was massive. it's so small compared to everything else. and so lonely ;_;
like, i miss it, weirdly, but i miss the version that had the easy enemies and the old man and where when i looked outside of the walls it was all very misty and i couldn't even comprehend the true size of this world
so: nostalgia, i guess
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jesus FUCKING christ i went out to see the ranch ruins with epona and i got attacked by a guardian, a yiga clan member, and two silver bokoblins on horseback
FINALLY fought them off, terrified the entire time something would happen to epona, and i got attacked by three stal moblins
fought THEM off and there's a stal bokoblin on a stalhorse! but i can't catch it or ride it because of all times, the blood moon is rising!! j e s u s c h r i s t
now i've gotta get on my horse and get the hell out of dodge before those things come back to hurt her
i was thinking of a nice relaxing-if-sad trip before bed but no i gotta come back on FOOT to kill these guys AGAIN and then bring her back during the DAY so we can properly look around
who KNEW this would be so awful, jesus
okay update i did get on the stalhorse bc i have about 30 seconds to snap a cool pic (no way i can ride it out to whatever stable i need for the quest...even if i could leave epona here, it's much too long of a trip) but fucking hell dude
FUCK i took too long it rose epona and i are STILL HERE LMAO (((:
i didn't know if i should get on epona and ride for it or teleport to the stable and then board her
i teleported and it looks like she's still safe bc they boardered her ;_;
i took her back out and gave her a bunch of apples ;____; my poor brave girl
lol as if that wasnt enough its about to start lightning
ugh i'm coming back tomorrow and cleaning that place out good and fucking proper
i'd kinda like to do it tonight but it's already so late and i don't feel well and it would take a long time and also be a bit stressful probably
at least now i know where to find lots of stalhorses lol
although if you think about it they're there bc a lot of horses died
aaaaand i'm sad again
(super mad i didn't get pics on my in-game camera of the horse, but the snapchat pic i snapped of dark link riding it under the blood moon was still pretty damn cool)
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w o w
i kinda wish i had been able to bring epona, but i couldn't—it's so dangerous here
but after clearing it out and actually getting to look around, uh
this is brick-for-brick the most faithful recreation of oot's lon lon ranch
and i am SO sad
ugh i just had to restart an entire shrine bc i dropped my korok leaf at the last second bc i was trying to open all the chests and i had to go back and get my good spear that i had to drop to get the korok leaf in the first room...but i needed the korok leaf to get back to the end!!!!!
i hate the weapons system in this game sometimes i won't lie like sometimes it's really good and sometimes it drives me bonkers
oh my fucking god lmao
i can't even RESTART the shrine bc the leaf was in a CHEST which is now empty. holy shit
like, that is NONFUNCTIONAL
they should have had a tools section for leaves and axes and shit i swear to fuck bc i always drop korok leaves as soon as i can bc i don't ever use them to sail and i have so little room and there's so many weapons...jesus christ
i made a huuuuuge list of everything i need to fully upgrade all my armor. it took hours but i think i did the math wrong
remember when i said i was never going back to eventide? well here i am! i'm farming bokoblin guts/general monster drops lol and i knew there were a bunch here :|
but i'm better armed now! so it should be a cakewalk
even red hinoxes don't give me much trouble these days. we'll see
sniped the upper camp no problem with some pretty basic bows. don't know WHY i sniped it, i could have fought them...
haha just kidding. yes i do
time to fight the hinox, i suppose
tbh this is giving me trauma flashbacks lol
duuuude theres a lil star by this hinox's name!!
does that mean the game keeps track of which i kill.......awhile ago the fang and bone guy said he wanted me to kill every hinox and i'm like "fffft yeah right like the blood moon wouldn't come up halfway through each and every try"
but maybe that doesn't matter O:
now i can use stamps to only mark hinoxes i HAVENT killed............interesting
unfortunately i've also been stamping lynels, and i'd hate to take stamps off just bc i'd killed something...man
i wish i had more kinds of stamps and the ability to USE more stamps, geez
i could kill all four moldugas first and see what he did before deciding if it was Worth It
this doesn't make me feel like a badass and i'm not actually getting any great drops. i just have war flashbacks and feel slightly creeped out and anxious. so i'm leaving
holy fuck i finally got the rubber armor and duuuuude it really is shock proof! i got struck by lightning and it knocked me off my feet but only took a quarter of a heart!!!
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guess i should make a list of taluses, hinoxes, and moldugas i KNOW ive killed :|
it won't be comprehensive but i wanna keep track of it, sigh
i'm trying to farm bokoblin guts but this one area is like all these high up bridges and platforms and they ALWAYS fall so every time i have to fly down and climb back up :|
this place was from one of the coolest parts of the trailer though i really like it
i thought foolishly to knock them all off and then go down and get them. of course they'd despawned by then </3
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I FOUND KASS IN THE RITO STABLE? HE HAS A WIFE AND KIDS BACK HOME??
like tvtropes spoiled that for me i'll admit but im still cryin...hes so homesick!! he fulfilled a promise!!!! kass buddy i'm gonna clear those shrines for you ;_;
also update i get medals for killing all the things so ofc i gotta do that if i want 100%
i Dread the getting of the korok seeds i just dont know if i am Capable especially knowing there's no reward
like, i'm trying to get all the shrines done before i finish off the sidequests bc once i finish off the sidequests i am not gonna wanna play anymore, the story stuff and exploration stuff will mostly be over, my drive to keep going will drop dramatically, so like
gotta do the shrines first so i actually have time to WEAR the super cool armor i get
otherwise it would be sidequests, shrines, armor, but then no more playing lmao
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I GOT IT AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL
I MAY NEVER WEAR ANYTHING ELSE
(thats a lie i gotta wear other stuff until i can get this upgraded bc the stats are so low...but its BEAUTIFUL)
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i did all the stables so why won’t kass come see his daughters? ;_;
oh ok i had to go get the cache
AWWW BUDDY
he finally knows it’s me!! furthermore zelink #confirmed thank u nintendo this is probably the most overt it’s ever been tbh
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finally fully upgraded my armor & i never wanna see another dragon again
they kept failing to spawn where they were supposed to and the only one who spawns reliably/is easy to hit/doesn’t send scales flying 100000 miles away is farosh, naydra and dinraal are absolutely horrible, naydra in particular has nowhere you can fast-travel to, you have to fast-travel to a nearby shrine and then walk a good distance no matter where you drop in at. naydra was also the most finnicky about showing up when she was supposed to
at least i figured out i can use a flame sword instead of fire arrows to light campfires
getting honey was pretty easy there’s a fuckton next to those hinox brothers and acorns are kinda everywhere
the beetles were a little more tedious but once i put them on my sensor not too bad...the worst part was turning beedle down every time he wanted one because he does a LONG speech that is SUPER annoying after the 100th time and you’re just trying to buy arrows
anyway im gonna go test the defense
surprise! lynels and guardians can still kick my ass!
everything else seems to fly right off me tho so that’s something
it’s been ages since any hinox or talus was able to put up a fight against me
i’ve still only killed about half of each tho like :/ damn they are everywhere & there’s sooo many
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i’m lowkey wondering if i will attempt to 100% this game like i do Not look forward to getting all those fucking korok seeds, at that point it is no longer fun, yk, and the reward is so stupid
also i saw a video about having to visit every major named place on the map as well
and both of those things obviously guarantee that you see EVERY INCH of this huge and exapansive and beautiful world, but i feel like if i forced myself to keep going and doing it i would learn to hate the game a little bit lmao. lowkey feel like that’s adding fake hours onto your game for something that stop being fun and turns into absolute tedium, but i guess i can understand wanting to give completionist players a reason to see EVERYTHING
we’ll just see how i feel - i still have quite a few sidequests left, and while i don’t wanna burn thru them too quickly (bc again, after they’re over my interest will drop dramatically) i also still wanna fight the minibosses and upgrade as much of my armor as i am able to
but like, who the fuck has time to farm 160ish star pieces...? not me my dude and that mmo-type drop rarity is like :/ i disapprove, that’s like...cheating. but anyway. we’ll see how far i get
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sunnydayjackass · 2 years
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Hi! I love your posts! Got any possible headcanons if S/O ever discovers Jack's real identity? Maybe one day they call him by his real name Joseph and show him a 'MISSING PERSON' report of that year
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Deflect. Deflect. Deflect.
Deny. Deny. Deny.
If you expressed any interest in looking into Jack's past, he'd do everything he could to shut it down. He's told you where he's from-Cloudy Town, he's told you about his friends and family from there, he'd thought that'd been enough. It isn't entirely a lie either but he's content to stick to it to keep you from prying.
Jack would assure you that this is who he is, who he's meant to be and always has been. There's nothing else to it, Sunshine, don't you believe him?
Naturally the production company and studio kept most if not everything under lock and keys. Keeping the information tightly secured under coverups and NDAs so a lot of your trails lead ultimately to dead ends. Jack just figures you'll tire out of it and give it up. He's here with you, in this moment, isnt it enough? It's a tinge frustrating but Jack doesn't have it in him to be upset at your curious nature.
Should you find a missing persons report or a photo of Joseph Cullman/Haberdae- Jack will absolutely flat out deny it. He won't even look at the photo. "Gosh, I mean...I guess he kinda looks like me I suppose but you know my name, silly." Jack will brush it off, saying that they even look a little similar is as close as you'll get out of him
Internally- mans is freaking the fuck out. That's not the person he is anymore, that's the real ghost in all of this. He's clean and free now, he's a better man, the best man. He isn't some troubled vagabond in tattoos and will even show you his arms and chest to prove a point.
"See? I told you." He chuckles, trying to choke down the anxiety. "Not a mark on me, Sunshine. I told you he's not me. I'm me. Poor guy though. Maybe someday they'll find him if he wants to be found." Never.
After the song and dance, if you accept Jack's points and drop the interrogations and research- it's an IMMENSE relief. Hell, he's thrilled to help you get rid of all the materials you collected. After all, the paper shredder makes it all look like confetti! And there's something just so satisfying about seeing Joseph's face go through the shredder and come out in teensy little pieces.
But if you still press, continuing to pepper Jack with questions instead of kisses or staying late into the night online or at the library, it'll take a different turn of tact.
"...why don't you believe me, Sunshine? Have I done something wrong to betray your trust?" It's that hurt turn of voice and aching look on his features as though very wounded by you not beliving his answers. "I know you're just trying to help, it's very sweet but...you can't help this man. Not all people want to be found." Again- not entirely a lie. "Sunshine, this fixating isn't good for your health. That's enough screen time, let me help you get ready for bed."
He doesn't want to fry your computer. He doesn't want to hide your library card or materials. But he will if he has to and he'll absolutely insist that he didn't. You don't have proof he's this man you seem to think he is and you have no proof of him blocking your efforts.
Really, Sunshine. It's better to let the dead rest.
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sunnydayjackass · 2 years
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gives you dat side eye got any kink hcs?
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Oh I absolutely do, and I'm down to get into all of that more in time but for now, since this wasn't super specific, so consider this like a basic sampling. Have one for everyone- Joseph included. Just because.
Jack
Size kink. Jack absolutely adores if you're smaller than him. From the way his hands so easily engulf yours to how large they look tracing over your body or stretching you out around his digits, the way your body clings to him and can be so easily caged under him or pinned? It reminds him that he can protect you, that you're so delicate, that he can lift you and position you with such ease... in the bedroom, against the wall, hoist you up onto the counter tops or any elevated surface and you've still got to look up at him. Those big starry eyes of yours peeking out under those lashes just drive him absolutely wild. Ever the patient and gentle giant, Jack loves sinking his cock into you so slowly, watching you take each bit of him within your depths- how your stretch to accommodate him, how you clench and spasm around his cock so needily, you're so eager to be filled as your gummy walls try to flutter and entice him in faster to brush against those bundles of nerves to see stars. But Jack knows you need to accommodate to his size, he'd loathe to hurt you and he'd be remiss if he ever missed out on such a lascivious view.
Joseph
Dirty Talk. Now I know much isn't known about Joseph (at least by me so if anyone has any tidbits of info feel free to share lol) but the man can talk absolutely fucking filthy. He's a wordsmith- those lips and silver tongue work wonders on the regular; at work, in the bedroom, between your legs. He'll murmur them into your ear at the most inopportune times to rile you up, blushing all the way to the tips of your ears. And he'll do so doubly during foreplay and sex. "Look at you drooling around my cock with that pretty mouth...gonna fuck that little throat of yours...you look so good all cockdrunk like this." Joseph's purrs are sultry, there's sometimes a teasing lilt to the alluring low timbre of his voice that has you weak in the knees. And he's a man of his word- Joseph makes good on every sinful promise he growls or pants into your ear, what kind of lover would he be if he left you hanging like that after all? The dirty talk naturally can range to whatever's more your forte; praise, teasing, degradation or a mix of all three. Joseph is attentive to any detail that arouses you.
Ian
Somnophilia. To say that Ian had been shy and embarrassed to admit that he liked the idea of you fooling around with him or him fooling around with you while you were asleep was an understatement. But you’d soothed him through it- he liked what he liked, was looking to you for consent, joking with him it’s the most loving morning alarm to have. Part of it is the excitement; of having to be quiet and so careful with your body so he doesn’t rouse you too early but it also gives him ample time to appreciate your body, the soft hue of your nipples, the dips and curves of your body, how he delicately strokes your sex and seeing your sweet sleepy responses. Soft whimpers, your body responding so eagerly to his gentle hands and mouth- it’s really a thrilling experience because he’s usually shy to initiate. But if you’re the one acting on it- you’re just as gentle if not slower with your feather light touchings. You push a little and pull away, to keep him at bay, edging him and coaxing him along until he’s hard- heavy and flush in your palm or mouth that he groggily rouses from he thought to be a fantasy dream only to see you already at work. He keens hoarsely, catching his lower lip between his teeth as he takes in the sight of you between his legs, blankets bunched about. “...please...please don’t be a dream.”
Shaun
Roleplay/cosplay. The trend of Ghostface selfie thirst traps? Shaun may not have invented the trend but he perfected it. There’s a whole album of them in your phone that he’s sent you, some of you together playing his poor little victim sometimes making ahegao faces in the photos while he fake holds up your head by your hair. There’s just something hot about fucking in a costume. It can be as simple as you coming to the bedroom as a sexy version of one of the iconic final girls or Shaun dressed as a prolific horror slasher (if you have a mask kink- he’s the man for you). But he’s not opposed to the classics either- if you wore cat ears and a cute little tail plug, Shaun would be over the moon and get you a very special collar. He loves when the pair of you throw around little nicknames and pet names in these romps. For you things like “kitten” or “good girl” he keeps it relatively simple- and you best believe this man is defo a top and a (soft) dom as well but he’s happy to change it up to whatever you want and gets you off good. If you’re into it, getting into character, the sex likely skews a little rougher if you’re comfortable with it, a large hand at your throat, fisted in your hair, slaps to your ass until a visible imprint lingers on your skin of Shaun’s hand. Though of course after, he’s an absolute king of aftercare. Cleaning you gently, whispering praise into your ear, cuddling you up nice and snug.
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sunnydayjackass · 2 years
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Headcannons for Jack's favorite positions? thirst so hard for this clown, plez
Nsfw incoming
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Missionary
Okay yeh, it's a vanilla but Jack loves being able to see your face when making love. It's a whole experience and he wants to savor every bit to commit it to memory. The way your face flushes, how you bite your lip, the little pinch in your brow...there's few things less beautiful on this earth to Jack, he adores seeing you cum under his ministrations. Its intimate and he wants you to see him too, what you do to him, how you make him feel. Admittedly if you're smaller than him, Jack has a bit of a size kink- being able to cage you under him, the way he stretches you, ect...it makes him feel even more that he's protecting you.
Mating Press
Jack tries to keep his composure, he really really does-but sometimes you just drive him so wild he NEEDS your legs over his shoulders. With this position he's driven with this absolute carnal need to be as deep and leave you as full as he possibly can. Your fucked out expression, the way you’re barely coherent is a massive stroke to his ego. He'll keep you in that position for a while, crooning praise of how good you are and how he simply knows you wouldn't waste even a drop of his cum, would you Sunshine?
Lotus
About the same reasoning as missionary but with giving you room to do things as well. It's comfortable to do on the couch after a long day of work and Jack always makes it so tempting to sit in his lap. One thing just sorta leads to another from there. Additionally he loves being able to nuzzle into your neck and chest easier with this position, lovemaking aside- Jack adores hearing your heartbeat. The position lets his hands wander more along with his mouth.
Honorable Mention:
Cowgirl
Ordinarily, Jack prefers to be on top (softest dom) but on occasion if you're feisty enough to be on top, who is he to deny you? And it's a pretty wonderful view seeing you bounce so prettily on his cock, guiding you faster and himself deeper with his hands on your hips or waist, your hands bracing yourself on his broad chest as you babble adoringly while cockdrunk. You're just the sweetest for wanting to take care him, Sunshine
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sunnydayjackass · 2 years
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I just found your blog and I’m absolutely in love with the way you write headcanons! If you don’t mind, could you write some angsty hcs about Jack trying to differentiate himself from who he used to be as Joseph, wanting to be someone new as Jack and trying to reinvent himself? Maybe with an MC that wants to know who he used to be, but Jack keeps insisting that he’s only ever been ‘Jack’?
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Jack absolutely does not see himself as Joseph in any way. As far as he's concerned, Joseph is dead. To him, to the world, that isn't who he is nor will he be. That past part of him buried as deep as he could
He had thirty years locked in that that vhs tape has given Jack plenty of time to perfect his persona as best he can, to be the best man he possibly can be, a better, real Jack
When it comes to the initial asking, Jack will simply introduce himself as such. Sunny Day Jack, that's all there is to him. It's who he is now and who he was meant to be. Not just for his own sake but for yours as well.
Jack holds nothing but ill will for his former self and will absolutely hide anything and everything regarding it from you
Joseph was troubled, or was trouble, it doesn't much matter to Jack but he can't have that kind of toxic influence you, now can he? Joseph coped with unhealthy vices, was rebellious, modified his body for attention- you don't need that sort of negativity in your life.
But fact of the matter is, Jack is Joseph and Joseph is Jack whether he likes it or not and you can see those cracks in the veneer from time to time; where is less of the sugary sunshine and more of the cynic. There's this palpable dichotomy of confidence and self loathing within him
Jack won't call this a phase or facade, this is who he is and when he says this to you- it is spoken as an absolute. It's who he is now, who he wants to be, he has a second chance to do everything right this time and to do right by you-he wouldn't let something so trivial as a ghost of himself ruin that
What will be more difficult is, as time goes on, to whom and how to shift the blame when it comes to body count and violence. Is it Jack? Or is it Joseph? (It's both but blame is so easier to to pin on a name you don't like)
Like I'd stated before, no matter how you press or pry, Jack won't ever give up the gig and will work all the harder to prove to you that he's not hiding anything. And to him, he isn't. Nothing he says is technically a lie because I mean...he did come out of a vhs tape, why wouldn't he take it's former contents as reality
When Jack thinks the convincing is for your benefit, it's really for his own. When he asks for your validation, he needs it as Jack. Proof that what he's doing is right. That killing and retooling himself was the right thing to do. Nobody needed Joseph. Nobody wanted Joseph. But Jack? Oh, he was-and is- adored.
He prides himself on that, this shiney new repackaging of himself. Bright as the sun, beaming with optimism, healthy influence to positively impact your growth. Jack's is a face you can trust, not one with under eye circles and smelling of tobacco.
Really, Jack is a hypocrite. He always ran and changed himself rather than confront his issues but your issues? Your problems? Well...he might be able to forgive you needing his help, but really Jack would sooner view this all as him not wanting you to make the same mistakes he had a lifetime ago. He just wants whats best for you but if that requires his intervention (perhaps without your knowledge) well...why burden you with it? Some things just need to be wordlessly put to bed or buried.
Despite it all, the slips of Joseph through Jack I don't think are ones he really weighs too much. Because when it comes to you, they want the same thing. But with this reinvention where Jack likely equates Joseph to being dead and gone, he's just dormant. They're both pretty dominant and really, it's just two sides of the same coin. They're one and the same but Jack will fight tooth and nail for otherwise.
Because otherwise, what does all of this amount to? What does he amount to? It puts all he's done and how far or short he's come under worse scrutiny. Jack/Joseph is a deeply complex character who is hesitant to let you get too close to knowing him and the many facets, it's for your safety despite that he can, and will, know anything and everything about you by any means necessary.
I might revisit this one too, it felt a lil short-- I hope it's okay OTZ
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sunnydayjackass · 2 years
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Okay headcanon- Jack’s outfit has a lot of gadgets he generally uses to cheer his s/o up when they’re upset- as it catches them so off guard they can’t help but laugh at the bizarreness of it. Like Jack offering a tissue from his pocket and it ends up being those endless flags. Or perhaps it malfunctions during impromptu moments where Jack rather wished it wouldn’t. Like your hand fiddling beneath his chest during a kissing session, clicking the nose on his belt that produces a honk.
I'm running on an obscene amount of caffeine and no sleep. I needed something cute and goofy like this-thank you
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It had been an absolute dog shit day. You spilled your morning coffee/tea, the zipper on your favorite hoodie broke while in your haste to get to work, it rained (again) on the way to work, and work itself? Could Carol not do a single goddamn thing on her shift? Why does it always fall to you to keep this hellhole running? On top of that the amount of pissy moms and screaming kids seemed to be at an all time high that by the time you trudged home, all you wanted to do was curl up on the couch and nap.
RING....RING...RING...
You peel an eye open and fish your phone out of your pocket to see the screen, only to grimace seeing Ian's caller ID flash over the screen. And that? That was just the cherry on top of the shit sundae that was today. You toss your phone onto the ground with a dull thud and move to bury your head in a throw pillow and cry.
Loudly.
All the pent up frustration, anger, annoyance, sadness--why the ever loving fuck could you not have a goddamn moment of peace?! Sobs and cries pour from your lungs, muffled only barely by stuffing and cotton- Jack peeks from the kitchen, you hadn't even greeted him upon your return, hadn't even smelled the freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. Worry bubbled in Jack's stomach as he sat beside you on the couch.
"Sunshine...hey, what happened...?" Jack's tone is low, soothing as he reaches to stroke your back before you drag yourself upright, wiping at your eyes with your sleeves. It takes a moment for you to compose yourself as you regurgitate the stresses of your day, the overwhelming stress you feel on your shoulders and Jack patiently listens to it all- nodding and answering only when needed, he'd hate to interrupt you of course. When you finish, you frel a little lighter though still a little teary. "Here, let me help clean you up." Jack reaches into the interior of his vest to procure a bright red kerchief.
Tied to a yellow one.
Tied to a blue one.
Tied to another red one.
This continues on and on until the daisy chain of handkerchiefs lays in a heap between you on the couch until a white and red polka dotted one at the end emeges and Jack holds it up with a flourish. "There's that pesky thing, gosh--pesky little thing hiding on me." Jack reaches to wipe the tears from your face and you can't help but huff a laugh.
"...you're so ridiculous." Your chuckle is weak but it's a start. Jack gives you a soft grin before swooping to press a kiss to your cheek.
"Hmm maybe a little. But it works." He winks and you chuckle before pulling him into a hug he eagerly reciprocates until he feels your body sag against his, finally feeling more at peace now that you were home, you were with him. "Y'know what else helps a bad day?" You look up at him and arch a brow. "Fresh baked cookies." Your warm grin makes it all worth it as you walk to the kitchen, Jack lifting you to sit on the counter and hand you a cookie from the cooling tray.
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The movie has since been forgotten in favor of pressing yourself closer to Jack. His lips move against yours feverishly as your fingers tangle into Jack's blue tresses under the dim light of the TV. With a soft mewl, you move to paw at Jack's vest and he easily rolls it off his broad shoulders before his hands secure themselves to your waist, skimming down to grip your hips.
Feeling the soft pull, you follow and slide yourself into Jack's lap with your legs on either side of him, allowing yourself to be closer. Your kisses become more desperate as you run your fingers along his muscles teasingly before pawing at Jack's shirt. Craning your neck to kiss along the marks on his cheek, down his sharp jawline, you anchor your hips against his to-
HONK!
You falter, caught entirely off guard by the campy bike horn sound. Your eyes shoot wide and you instinctively pull away though still in Jack's arms. He looks disheveled but also a little surprised though not as much as you. "Wh...what the hell was that?!" You ask breathlessly, still gripping Jack's shoulders as you look around for whatever may have made the sound.
Jack clears his throat awkwardly for a moment, flush still decorating his cheeks as he shifts under you before giving a roll of his hips that the sound happens again. You stare at him for a moment, wetting your lips ready to say a string of words you never thought you'd put together. "...please don't tell me that's your cock."
He splutters and shakes his head vigorously. "Nononono! Sunshine, gosh-- don't say it like that, it's uh...it's not that." Jack shifts you in his lap and directs your attention downwards. You still pause and purse your lips again.
"If your dick is out Jack, I swear-"
Jack gives something between a laugh and a groan lolling his head back before looking back to you with a smile and reaching between you. "No! It's just my belt! See?" He presses the red nose of the comical smiley belt and it honks at you again as you stare down at it. The silence settles over you again, sometimes you forget what Jack was, especially in moments such as the one that was now, well...lost. You give a little groan and drop your head onto his shoulder as Jack chuckles, tightening his hold on you. "You okay, Sunshine?" He nuzzles his head against you.
"...yeah just..." You're a little flustered now, under his gaze and straddling his lap. "...next time take that off first."
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sunnydayjackass · 2 years
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sunny day jack face riding hcs?
This came out as reader being afab if that's okay? If not, feel free to resubmit with specifics and I'll do a whole nother batch. NSFW under the cut
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When I tell you this man's face is goddamn pleasure throne, I fucking mean it. Jack eats you out like a man starved but when you're perched on your face? You're in for a goddamn ride.
If you're at all hesitant, the worry of suffocating him? Nah baby, if he could die again-this would be the best way to go out-crushed between your thighs with the taste of your cum glossed over his lips and nectar on his tongue
You're in the midst of it, body ablaze under Jack's touch, needy and keening for pleasure and release. And Jack will give it to you-in time. He's not much one for quickies, preferring to take his time with you, prepping you, teasing you, edging you...he adores the symphony of sinful sounds he's able to pull from your lips
When Jack rolls over onto his back, you immediately shoot back up to chase him, begging him not to tease you like this. Large hands smooth over your waist, giving you a gentle nudge and guidance, "I...want to taste you...like this." Carefully the pair of you maneuver with your knees on either side of his head and your hands clutching the headboard before gingerly lowering your dripping cunt to Jack's eager mouth.
He meets you halfway with an enthusiasm that sends jolts through you and has you anchoring your hips down as his nose brushes against your clit for a shockwave of pleasure to your core. An almost embarrassing cry leaves your throat and it spurns him further.
Should you try to lift yourself, Jack's grip remains firm on your waist or hips to keep you in place on his face. Once you start gyrating on him, eager for more of that miraculous tongue of his, Jack's hands will instead go to grope at your ass to coax those movements and push you closer to the end.
Jack alternates deftly between laving lovingly at your clit, suckling the swollen bud and delicately scraping his teeth against it, only to switch to tongue fucking you, eager to collect your sweet honey and prod at that certain bundle of nerves that has your thighs clenching around his head. The way he sees it, he isn't doing a good enough job until you're teary and fisting his hair, bucking against his face to chase release with your inhibitions blown away
He LOVES this view of you, absolutely fucking debauched and lost in pleasure and this position is another that lets him feel, observe, and taste your desperation, again though- he takes his time. Everytime he can tell you're close, the way your walls spasm and twitch around his tongue, how your thighs lock up around him, the sharp arch of your back or hunching over to press your weight onto his mouth for more friction...Jack will stop in favor to press kisses along your slick sticky thighs
"Mmmmnh...You're sweet as honey, Sunshine." "Look at you, (Name)...hngg...dripping...it feels good right? This is how much I love you~." "I could do this for hours...hah~ you're sweeter than syrup." "What do you want, Sunspot? Tell me...use me...I'm all yours. Always." And it's always in that soft low timbre that's so sultry it sends a shudder down your spine. But you have to answer if you want to claim your assigned seat again.
A beg, a plea, confirmation, and answer of these questions naturally will give you the relief you so crave, Jack voraciously lapping at your sopping sex, perhaps even daring to prod at you with his fingers, crooking them just so that you're fucking his face with reckless abandon at being so deliciously stimulated. Or he might reach to stroke his own cock, rock hard at being able to bring you to euphoria with his mouth alone- he has zero qualms with cumming in his hand while you use him to completion.
The cycle repeats until, like I said, your hands are fisted in his hair, a babbly lust laden mess in complete debauched disarray. Jack wants you needy and desperate for him, he just adores being needed by you, having you flushed and keening praise and his name from your lips as your pussy throbs and drools lewdly under the tracings and thrusting of his tongue and the suction of his shapely lips.
Cumming isn't the end for you, even as your body slackens and your knees and thighs relax around his skull. Jack's grip on you doesn't cease until he's tasted every last drop of your sweet essence no matter your whimpers and mewls of stimulation, it's another sight Jack wants tattooed into the folds of his brain. The beautiful way in which you come undone- how your head falls and your lips parted, the way your lashes flutter as your eyes threaten to roll back into your skull as your pussy quivers with the cresendo of your orgasm.
Even after, while you're whimpering and mewling from overstimulation- you're done when Jack is sated and you've been thoroughly cleaned by his tongue. Your body feels boneless and like jelly as Jack helps you back down to lay in bed. His lips and cheeks glossed over by your slick that he shamelessly collects with his digits as not to waste so much of a drop and god, if that doesn't send heat back down to your core as he moans around his own fingers.
Leaning down to press a kiss to you, murmuring how good you did, how divine you taste- you can taste yourself on his lips and you dont want to let go of him. The pair of you are in this greedy little cycle, both wanting more of each other until exhausted and spent. "Oh, Sunshine...if you wanted more, all you had to do was say so." Jack purrs against you lovingly.
Tomorrow you'll have to get an uber for work. But worth it.
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sunnydayjackass · 2 years
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Not sure if your requests are still open, but if they are: Incubus Jack AU? Thank you!
Never thought of that but it works so well 👀
Did HCs for now but very well may write more on this.
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Loves to have any sort of touch with you, subtle or overt. Skin on skin as innocent or purposeful as possible just sets Incubus!Jack’s nerves ablaze with blood rushing to his cheeks though he does his best to temper it, along with trying to control where that bloodflow goes depending on how this little touch transpired.
Needy. So fucking needy. 25/8 it's a struggle initially to keep his composure around you-especially at night.
Like when I say needy- it's teetering way closer to desperation but you're far more than just a one night meal. There's something special about you, he can't quite put is finger on it initally but he's smitten.
Any sort of brushed or accidental touches make him burn up, when they come with purpose though? It's just reinforcement that he needs you further. Accidentally bumping into him or brushing your hand against his? When you curl up to him on the couch or in your sleep? Another part of his resolve chips away.
Now--you were always aware Jack wasn't normal, you had just made peace with "it is what it is" and that it could've been worse. Who would ever complain about a handsome attentive beefcake?
But that first kiss you share it's electric. It's addictive and electrifying. Jack is devouring every little sound you make, savoring every little movement no matter how subtle, and your taste? Positively divine. His head is in a fog, riddled with hunger and ecstacy that bleeds into you- glassed over eyes, kiss swollen lips still parted while you sluggishly piece together what the fuck just happened and how you can get more. Really- you're both on the same wavelength.
If you initiate the kiss, oh Sunspot, you save him so much worry and trouble. There's a small part of him that worries of your rejection, he could always entrance you, have you spellbound to him and drowning in absolute sin. But he doesn't want that, he wants you to want him. You're different, you're special, you're worth the wait even if he's starving
If Jack is the one to break the seal on affections, you glean a peek into that carnal desperation- the way his hands hold your head firmly in place with his fingers carding through your hair. Or the bruising grip digging into your hips or waist. How his teeth snag your lowerlip and draw blood, not that he won't focus on soothing that wound- he's completely drunk off you and as soon as he can feel your arousal, it only fans the flames further
In the time building up to that moment, the hunger pangs definitely get to him. Nagging at the back of his head to push things along but you're absolutely none the wiser. Incubus!Jack finds other ways to manage his hunger and while it may not be the same, or moral, it's safer for you and this...situationship.
These "snacks" so to speak consist of plenty of voyeurism. Be it "accidentally" walking in on you while in the shower or bath for a peek to promptly retreat and relieve himself to the image, pumping himself off in your bed-surrounded by the sweet scent of you or if hes particularly starved, fucking one of your pillows or an article of clothing.
The most satisfying morsel you can give him in the midst of this is when you masturbate in your room. Ordinarily, Jack respects your privacy or he does his very best to anyway. But the moment he so much as catches a whiff of your arousal or a soft telltale sound...his ear is presseed to the door scrambling to free himself from his pants. With his shirt inbetween his teeth to keep himself quiet- as this is a very delicate and risky situation to play out, he's eagerly fisting his leaking cock to the soft lewd sounds passing from your lips and the wet squelching sounds from your toy or your fingers working your sex.
Should you moan his name however- that plays out very differently. He'll stuff his aching self away and gingerly push open the door saying he heard you calling. "Oh Sunshine...all you had to do was ask." He'll coo all so sweetly.
Incubus!Jack absolutely has a form he does his best to conceal with you until the dust and everything has stacked up neatly just as he'd endeavored. Curved horns that protrude from his silky tufts of hair, the base at his scalp is particularly sensitive and will have him purring for you in no time. A tail, and a forked tongue that he's eager to put to work on you, maybe some of his teeth are a little sharper but just a tinge (all the better to mark you with). Jack doesn't find his wings to be very practical so very rarily do you ever see them- only if he's particularly pent up or absolutely drunk on you does he lose the control.
Even a while after you both break the seal and give into falling into bed together, Jack takes some time to come clean out of worry. It happens a night while you're basking- exhausted, sticky, and spent-in your afterglow and catching your breath while Jack holds you close to his chest that you move to run your hands through his hair lovingly do you feel just the tips of his horns barely breaking the skin to pop out that you recoil and look at him-naturally confused and ask what that was.
Despite being full, so content from an immaculate meal and feverish lovemaking- Jack absolutely blanches. He'd been so so careful and in a lapse of laziness and post coital bliss, slipped up. Swallowing thickly, he'll turn his gaze to you and quietly, in that soothing loving voice, ask you not to be afraid and let him explain, his gaze is of a beggar-pleading for your patience and his once satisfied stomach now wrought with knots.
Slowly hell let the horns, tail, and wings unfurl from his body while hunched over in your bed with the sheets bunched around his waist. Jack is quietly pleading with you not to be afraid, that he would never do anything to hurt you--he was just worried that you'd...
You're the opposite of afraid though, surprised still, of course and at a loss for a words. Hesitantly you reach out to carefully ghost your fingers over these new to you appendages as though you're the one somehow worried about hurting him. Jack is holding his breath but dares to lean into your touch, looking at you so desperately you can't help but ache a little for how distressed he looks about it, about his appearance. The real him.
"Your truths make you... you." You parrot back to him, a quote he'd gifted you with moons ago as you soothingly trace your thumb over the markings on his cheeks. "And that's what matters." Paired with soft croons to him that you still adore him all the same, reassuring him on his appearance and that your feelings haven't changed makes Jack sag with relief against you.
The kisses he peppers you with quickly turn feverish again, from chaste to wanton. "I'm...so lucky to love you." Jack pants into your ear, dragging your body back to his to show you just how appreciative he is of your acceptance. Worshipping your body, showering you in words of praise, fucking you into the mattress until you're leaking of him and all the love he's now able to give you unbridled.
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feel free to ignore this but ever considered an 80's camp counselor au would look like with Sunny Day Jack?
All I have to go off of is campy 80s movies lol so bear with me. Some nsfw further down.
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You're the laid back counselor, sure you like the kids well enough but honestly you're in it for the change of scenery and paycheck. The kids like you, you're pretty lax but hold them accountable and appreciate that you talk to them like people as opposed to kiddie talk.
"Look Peter, I know you didn't mean to but you're kinda being an ass to Abigail." The boy toes the dirt sheepishly before nodding, shoulders slumping with regret, "Go give a good apology and we'll call it square alright?" You shrug and he nods scurrying off to do so.
Obviously none of the kids narc on you for the way you speak, the way you treat them draws them closer and they're more willing to be honest with you in turn. You're absolutely favored by a lot if not most of the kids
Jack though? Jack was fucking built for this type of thing in every way. He's an idyllic counselor. He's always upbeat and optimistic, he dotes on the kids with genuine enthusiasm and care. He never shirks away from his duties and always finds enjoyment in them, be it cleaning up equipment, turn to cook, latrines, ect. Everyone adores him.
He's the welcome wagon when you first arrive to camp, greeting you warmly and offering to help you carry your bags with a boyish grin. He'll apologize to you, "I hope it's okay- we got bunked up togerher. I mean, if it's not I'm sure someone can switch." He offers quickly trying to gage how you feel about it but you just give an easy shrug, a nonchalant shrug and almost playful reminder for him to mind his p's and q's.
Joke's on you boo- as soon as Jack saw that grinning photo paper clipped to your info sheet, you were bunked with him. And conveniently even if you'd wanted, no other counselors would seem willing to change bunks. Even those who are clearly obvious in Jack. Whatevers up with that- you'll never know.
But he's the perfect roommate as far as you can tell, Jack is incredibly easy to get along with even if you rib him about his demeanor he'll just smile widely and say the two of you just balance each other well. You become fast friends, thick as thieves- Jack willing to share his dessert with you if you're so inclined, help you with your duties, ect. And you're so sweet and grateful about it it just encourages him further.
Jack is always on the roster with you for lifeguard duty and that's where the attraction starts. Or at least you start to notice the chemistry and attraction. Jack is always subtle about his glances and when to turn his gaze. Naturally sometimes you catch him and it's cute how he gets bashful and such. But obviously, mans is fucking stacked, he's BUILT. And it's on display in those red short shorts with the little lifeguard crest and shiny whistle around his neck.
He's happy to do the work and let you perch up high on the white chair high up, happier to help lift you on it, marvelling at how you feel under his hands. But if you'd rather opt to pull your fair share alongside him, Jack is more than happy for your company and will sling an arm around your bare shoulders as you walk along the beach together chatting and keeping an eye on the campers- some needing to be reminded not to go out too far or rough horse
Also imagine helping each other with sunscreen? You're a little flustered rubbing it onto Jack's back but he just absolutely melts into your touch with a little low groan, "You've got some magic hands there, Sunshine." And you're so grateful he can't see your face in that moment.
When it's your turn, if you're still rosy, Jack will fret if you've gotten sunburnt and insist on returning the favor- if you're comfortable of course and...well how can you say no? If anyone has magic hands- it's Jack. It feels less like applying sunscreen and more like a massage. There's an air of intimacy around the two of you throughout this exchange- a charged shift in the dynamic.
The kids, of course, pick up on this, and naturally tease you about it. Collections of "oooooo's" from the kids or "Jack and (Name) sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" the whole spiel and you're both good sports about it, blushing and waving it off to the kids while casting each other an inquisitive "haha jk, unless...?" Sort of look, it's taken off from that point on.
The next time this bridge is gapped is at an after hours bonfire for the counselors to have amongst the adults after all the kids have been tucked away for the night. There's music being played on the stereo, snacks and marshmallows being roasted for smores, along with popcorn to hold over the fire, and some alcohol passed about. Jack politely abstains, some of nerves getting the better of him, but he doesn't judge you or the others should you choose to partake
As the night wears on, you catch a chill that Jack of course noticed and drapes his jacket over you, settling beside you on the log and wrapping an arm around you to pull you against him while you both lean towards the crackling fire. "Is this okay?" Jack whispers quietly to you and you simply snuggle against him in return, leaning your weight against him and tucking your head against his shoulder.
There's a few teases and knowing smirk from other counselors but it doesn't bother you nor Jack as you cuddle alongside the campfire. Eventually it's reduced to embers, everyone else tuckered out or drunk that you all part ways to your cabin. Jack helps you up, his arm slipping around your waist with relaxed ease on the walk back. There's a magnetism between you, a mounting of tension and unsure of who's going to break it.
After the pair of you return to the cabin- you aren't sure who acts first. All you know is your hands are yanking Jack by the collar of his shirt and his hands are in your hair as your lips collide fervently. The air feels warm and hazy as you softly mewl into Jack's mouth before he pulls away, kissing down the column of your neck, asking if he can take you to bed.
After this seal has been broken, you and Jack opt to share a bed rather than sleep separately, with your relationship comes the "mom & dad" jokes from counselors and "boyfriend & girlfriend" from the kids.
You're usually spotted together like before, now usually with Jack's arm slung around you or holding your hand. When it comes to completing tasks and chores well...suddenly they take a lot longer and require a lot more work.
You getting fucked up against the wall of the canoe and equipment shed, being eaten out before making dinner, sneaking away to be fingered or a blowjob in the woods, and some nights? After the moon is high in the sky and the camp silent in sleep- the pair of you sneak out to skinny dip
When camp comes to a close, it's definitely hard. Neither of you wants to end this summer romance, so you don't. Jack promises to drive out and see you, you promise to do the same. You exchange all information: phone numbers, addresses, ect. "I'll see you soon, Sunshine. I promise, I love you." He murmurs into your hair as he gives you a lingering tight hug before pressing a kiss to your lips. You're loathe to let him go, getting so attached to each other but you’ve no choice to start driving home.
It isn't long before the two of you plan your visits and a handful of months after bouncing back and forth- you decide to move in together. It works, seamlessly, as all things seem to with Jack.
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