MEANWHILE PARK JIMIN

Shows ARMY his home decor situation

I mean fair is fair, World Cup viewers. Hobi gets in there with a whole shot in case you wanna see where his Hybe's fridge is in relation to the entertainment center. But this is because Jung Hoseok is a god among men and also has nothing to hide.

And YOONGI HAS A WHOLE ASS VOID CAT

Which: Yoongi the man not the cat is now in possession of a cat. I also have a cat. My cat is named Yoongi The Cat Not The Man. This means that when Yoongi the man not the cat inevitably names his cat YSJ, a portal will open. It will happen in my mind and I am prepared. And Park Jimin may also have a cat BUT WE DON'T KNOW DO WE

Because the ONLY thing that man is gonna show us is Jeon Jungkook. Who we have seen already, although granted not usually in such a dick-forward posture. Balls out for Jimin-ssi, you say? Yes, I noticed that myself. Thanks, Jimin, for making sure we know you had your thumb on the camera for many, many split seconds to get that particular shot. On your TV. In your apartment, presumably, although we actually have no idea. Park Jimin ain't gonna show us shit. He is not. He's too smart. Too slick for the likes of random Taekookers and house elves. We don't rate that kind of security clearance. He could be anywhere. (He's not likely in Qatar, though, don't get it twisted.)

Anime feet on a BunKoo, though, that's what I'd have shown the world. Our maknae out there in the great big homophobic World Cup without so much as a Jimin and y'all wonder why he doesn't make the angry food face when he comes on Live. Either the cake is terrible or something's not vibing right is all I'm saying. SEND HIM HOME IMMEDIATELY BABY NEEDS LOVE AND RAMYEON.

ANYWAY. I'm rambling. I have a lot to say, little by little. And Jimin tells us everything and nothing all at once, if we know how to read.

Revitalizing this dead tumblr with memes I’ve been posting on my Twitter, I am here to provide the goods

Posting some old TASM doodles since it’s Andrew Garfield’s birthday :) he’ll always be my favorite Peter

Oh man Hobie Brown saying know what the war is fighting for before you enlist before Miles asks Miguel to be a part of the spider society which wants him to stand by and let his dad die.... that's CINEMA BABEY!!!

Hobie and Noir both doing a two finger salute

do you see the vision? Huey from the boondocks meeting Hobie…think about it!!

y’all rmbr when i was obsessed with hobie’s frame…

he’s skinny and wiry and lean but he’s strong, so much power packed in his frame that it still surprises the both of you.

it’s mind-fucking, how a skinny punk like him could fold you up, grab your legs and move you how he wants. he runs off at the mouth right into your ear, something or the other about how wet you get when he opens you up, about how nasty you get when you he fucks you this way.

he loves it like this, your cunt completely exposed to him while he fucks you like it’s nothing. hand braced in the back of your knee and the other screwed up in the sheets, he fucks you like he’s trying to make you feel him later, when he’s out doing spider shit and you’re alone at home, left to reminisce on how he feels battering your pussy, the domination of it all.

but he’s here now, here pressing up against that spot inside you, locs framing his face like an angel, like he’s not fucking you the exact fucking opposite. shoved up inside you brutishly, his dick long and fucking everywhere you need him to.

he’s assured, knows where you both want him to be and he stands on that, fucks balls deep and rough, sinking his teeth into your sobs and porn-worthy whines, the visceral state you enter every time he has you fucked up like this.

he’s all lean muscle and slim hips and lithe fingers but he fucks like he’s got so much more size behind him. he fucks like this cause he knows how to handle you, knows that he’s the one who gets to have you full and fucked out, hanging onto his words and his dick. he gives you dick like you deserve it.

why would he not give you the best you’ll ever have, if he knows how to?

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"Love you, ARMY. Let's meet in 2025. Don't worry." - j-hope 140423

AND THEN JUNG HOSEOK SAID --

"Oh, Jimin left him at home." I DIED Y'ALL. SEVERAL TIMES. Also the entire photo section of this post will consist of pictures of my cat Yoongi and the shit he has gotten in the mail recently. Yoongi has a new toy named Jack. Make of that what you will. ANYWAY.

He's gonna burn it down, burn it all down. SO WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS -- I was in Florida and I had a little emergency hospital visit which was unplanned. There was also a Jimin's birthday and a whole ass Busan concert and a Live and a military enlistment announcement which: I can't talk about that. I CAN'T. So don't ask me. And I had an otherwise lovely time and got home to one Very Cranky Oppa, Kevin having been informed of my "Oh Shit Here We Go Again With This Bullshit" thing. Man was mad. Like, hovering mad. All up in my business and stuff. We love Kevin From Itaewon, okay, and we are also being very, very kind to him and to his boyfie X FOREVER. Not just because Park Jimin was in X's apartment but also for that reason. And there was a day recently when Kevin called to grouch at me. There were all the days, really. He's been on his oppa shit for a solid month. But this one day it was midday my time so ASS O'CLOCK in Seoul. Kev was staying at X's because Kevin's place is in Itaewon and Very Awful Things have been going on there. You know I told you Kev and X maintain two residences? Turns out that has been one small blessing in that whole ass nightmare over there. But at Kevin's house you don't often hear the tinkling of a GIGGLING PARK JIMIN IN THE NEXT ROOM. And he was not alone.

When Jimin said my name I thought he said "Hello Jewelry" and I was about to offer him my grandmother's wedding set and my mom's tennis bracelet. But instead I said "Hi Jimin-ssi saranghaeyo" and "Hi Hobi-nim saranghae!" and they were very kind. And then I was asked if my dream came true (X was, in his defense, drunk, did I mention?) and I said, because I am an entire idiot,

"No." "No?!" "Next time bring Jungkook-ssi", says still reasonably formal but definitely insane person holding my phone. (It was me, I'm the insane person). LAUGHTER. UPROARIOUS, UNBRIDLED AMUSEMENT. There was a thump, which Kev said "Oh Jimin fell" and some choking and I swear before God, JIMIN SNORTGIGGLED AT ME and Hobi let out the horsiest, cutest guffaw, like, they may have all been tipsy is all I'm saying. Kevin was appalled, probably. I wasn't paying attention to him. "Oh, Jimin left him at home" said one Jung Hoseok. IN ENGLISH. I mean, I didn't know Hobi was down with past tense and grammar and shit but HE SAID ITJUST LIKE THAT. AND LAUGHED. And then Park Jimin giggled. HE GIGGLED HE SOUNDS LIKE AN ANGEL I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU GUYS OMG

And then Kevin said "say goodbye" and instead I said "daedanhi kamsahamnida" which is "thank you so so so much" but I said that too and Jimin said "very nice to meet your jewelry" and Kevin was like "girl I'mma call you back when you can breathe without crying" and ...that was it. That was all she wrote. It ain't all I'm gonna write but the conversation was over. And about twenty minutes later after I resurrected again I was like WAIT.

WHAT.

Because, like, I don't know what all X has told Hobi and or Jimin about me. But I feel pretty confident that HOBI MADE A JIKOOK REFERENCE and there are two possible explanations: 1. They were just drunk as fuck and messing with a known ARMY; OR

2. That man was not thinking and told the truth. Jimin left Koo at home to go out with Hobi. At HOME. At ostensibly HIS HOME. Where Jungkook may also reside, at least occasionally. One of those things is true. Unless you think I'm yanking your chain. Which: I have no proof I'm not, at least no proof I'm willing to share. What I will share is that Yoongi the cat (or possibly yours truly) has been receiving regular deliveries from Hybe ever since. Nothing major and mostly the stuff is readily available on Weverse. No notes in it or anything, just.... stuff.

Stuff I have not ordered or paid for and there are no packing slips or invoices to tell me who did. It doesn't show up in my Weverse app. It just.... shows up.

I was GONNA get the photobook I swear to God I had intended to order it but it just.... arrived. I pulled Taehyung.

SOPE IS REAL THIS IS MY PHOTO PROOF LOOK AT YOONGI KISSING J-HOPE Mostly it's been Hoseok-related. Kev and X disavow all knowledge. If one of you did it, please do let me know. But I like to think it's no coincidence that Yoongi is now the proud owner of an Arson candle and a Jack In the Box.

I mean. It's cute stuff and I super wanted all of it but let's be real, here. If you'd rather believe this never happened and I just made it up out of my head, I would not even blame you. No dates, no sources, no pics, no receipts, nothing that could not have been ruthlessly fabricated and/or preordered by me and expeditiously shipped. Right? RIGHT.

But if you wanna squeal with me I won't get mad at you, either :) And yes, I do think the Jeon-Parks are jeonparking. I also think Jimin had his wisdom teeth out but who the hell knows.

this guy. guy of all time

they were roommates 🥰

for @ithinkhobiknows

may i hear your thoughts on hobie with a sensitive partner? 🤲 he's so emotionally mature and perspective that i would feel so comfortable being around him like i know he got me

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hobie is definitely perspective and in tune with his emotions. he’s always subtly looking out for others whenever he can. handing out small compliments to people who pass by, giving up his spare time from being spider-man just to help strangers in need, and always being the first person to stick up for someone — hey, it’s in his nature to do so. and when it came to your more sensitive personality, he had no problem accommodating that.

hobie always listens to what’s on your mind — quietly humming along every word as he gazes into your eyes with interest, keeping note of the tone of your voice. he’s extremely patient, musing at the way you frantically ramble about particular stuff that has been bothering you — giving you small, helpful advice whenever you feel overwhelmed. hobie is always gentle, cradling your face as he whispers sweet praises and reassuring words when the hot tears won’t stop pouring from your eyes.

“ ’s okay to be upset, ‘ve even been there myself.” hobie leans back with a heavy sigh, holding you in a warm embrace. you slowly nodded at his insight, purring at the soft traces he left along your skin. then he would kiss your pouting lips — one that felt so airy, it would settle your troubled heart. “if you need anythin’, ‘ll always be there, yea?”

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'End cringe culture!!!'You guys can't even handle adults who love kids cartoons because they have lgbt representation

This photo would do at least 20 points psychic damage to Hobie Brown because that's what it did to me

no really who da hell be walking around the streets in NYPD merch like they're like Yankees?? my sibling in christ take that shit AWF

Wiles come bully him for being GOOFY

Miguel and Hobie making their entrances (I love that they both get a slow-motion reaction shot from another spider-person as they enter)