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1. Name: Jess

2. Birthplace: near richmond

3. Ancestry: lizard person slovak mainly

4. Zodiac Sign: scorpio,agent of death

5. Biggest fear: people I'm close to dying

6. Strength/Weakness: loyalty/paranoia

7. Worst habit: pICKING MY DAMN SHOULDERS, nail biting

8. Favorite holiday: halloween.

9. Ever been in a car crash: oh yes, plenty.

10. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: nah.

11. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house: PUPPIES!!!

12. Age at first kiss: 15 ish.

13. When did you fall in love for the first time: 11th grade.

14. Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long: cass...like 20 years or so <3

15. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get more sane :D

16. What were you doing at midnight last night: contemplating going to bed

17. When was the last time you laughed hard: yesterday while watching It’s Always Sunny

18. Who was the last person that told you they love you: V!

19. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up yesterday morning: aughhhhaaaaahhhhhhrrrrr

20. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with: the movies with Stephen.

21. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen: ha. ha. ha.... i’ve never been any of those things in a wedding. i’ve just been the Gay™ cousin.

22. Who did you see in concert first: Velvet Revolver

23. Who was your favorite teacher: my anatomy professor.

24. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: i don’t call, i scream into the void.

25. Who do you think about most: myself. (selfish betch)

26. Is your ideal occupation? working in a zoo

27. Beer, wine, or liquor? liquor is quicker.

28. Favourite restaurant? Moe’s, Roadhouse, Chili’s.

29. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Cherry Garcia

30. McDonlads or Burger King? BK. <3

31. Fantasy dinner guest(s)? David Bowie, Freddie Mercury, etc.

32. Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time? oh god, all the time. um...probs at the poker night was the last time i was DRUNK. you basically know i’m drunk when i admit to my close friends that i think a girl in our friend group is cute. and that’s when you know it’s Bad™

33. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done drunk? puked all over a campsite; told my friend i thought a girl in our friend group was cute (this has happened 2 times now.)

34. Wonder Woman or Cat Woman? Cat.

35. How many pets do you have? 3. 2 doggies and a snake.

36. What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery? pay off student loan debt then like a whole bunch of tacos.

37. When was the first time you smoked? a few weeks ago i was big into smoking til i forgot about it again.

38. Who last sent you a text? Leigh.

39. Who did you last send a text to? also Leigh.

40. What 4 things would you take to a desert island? sunscreen, a water bottle, bug spray, satellite phone that runs on solar power

41. Name the 3 most important people in your life? oh god, there’s more than three D: if i talk to you basically, you are important.

42. Favorite song? don't threaten me with a good time

43. Favorite movie? Jurassic Park

44. When did you last cuddle someone? few months ago?

45. When did you last have sex? also a few months ago.

46. If you woke up tomorrow with no fear, what would you do first? run around my neighborhood screaming

47. What was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still feel the same about it at this minute? i can't remember that far back so eyyyy.

48. If you could change one law of your country, what would it be? WEED. FOR. ALL.

49. What relationships have ended? But you can’t let go? i’ve let go of my past. it’s easier.

50. Where would you take a road trip? all across america.

51. How do Mondays feel for you? every day is like sunday

52. If you could spend ten minutes with your ‘hero’ alive or dead what would you ask them? what helped you the most with getting through your addiction?

53. Do your practice ‘self love’ or ‘self loathing’? a bit of both. a merry bit of both.

54. What’s your greatest achievement to date? selling a T-shirt with Qwerty on it.

55. What scares you about your future? money

56. Why does pizza come in a square box? because that’s the way it is.

57. What would happen if you knew you could not fail? oh god, so much.

58. How does it feel to be photographed? awkward.

59. If you could erase an event from your mind, which one would you choose? none. they’re all important to remember so i can keep chugging forward.

60. Do you want your children (if you have any) to be ‘just like you’? HELL NO. but i don't think it’s possible for me to produce a non-mentally ill child so i’m not personally reproducing.

61. Do you stand for what you believe in or are you pleasing others? a bit of both

62. If money were no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life? exactly this with more traveling.

63. What are you thankful for, this moment? my family for putting up with me.

64. Do you have same sex fantasies? baby, i AM a same sex fantasy. i’m a lesbian.

65. If you have had sex in a public place, where? in cars and buildings.

66. Have you ever cried during/after sex? not during like consensual sex.

67. Who is the oldest person you’ve had sex with? i dunno...

68. Who is the youngest person you’ve had sex with? like 17 when i was 17.

69. Would you rather be in a relationship with a totally submissive partner or a totally dominant partner? none of the above. i like things to be more equal.

70. How tall are you? 4′11″

71. How much do you weigh? 130 ish. chubbs rn.

72. What color is your hair naturally? dark brown

73. What size jeans do you wear? 7 i think?

74. What is your favorite color to wear? black

75. Do you have any piercings? yup

76. Do you have any tattoos? not yet

77. Do you care how other people see you? not really

78. Do you like sports? i like hockey

79. How do you feel about age differences in relationships? 3+/- is chill

80. How do you feel about race differences in relationships? that’s absolutely fine

81. Do you believe in karma or fate? none

82. Do you keep a journal? i should but i just bitch on here

83. Describe the last dream you remember: something happened with lizards?

84. Describe your favorite dream: any dream where i’m an action hero.

85. Where are some places you would like to visit? hawaii since everyone is bragging about it lately.

86. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend? going to Green Day next weekend

87. What music do you listen to when you are happy? sublime radio on pandora

88. What music do you listen to when you are mad? wonder years radio on pandora

89. Do you like to burn candles or incense? nah.

90. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? hhhhhhhwwwhiskey.

91. What are your favorite alcoholic beverages? bourbon.

92. Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars? What about marijuana? i’ve smoked all of em

93. Who is your number 1 friend and why is he or she there? my sister cause she’s always been there for me.

94. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member? nope

95. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? i guess. sex isn’t necessarily an important form of affection for me, so i’d sex anyone really if we felt like it. like in relationships, what i enjoy most is cuddling and kissing. but i’m also monogamous. it’s confusing.

96. Would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath? DO NOT TRY. someone will get hurt. don't make my mistakes.

97. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? I AM A LESBIAN. so yes.

98. Do you think your last ex still wants to be with you? noooo

99. Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you? i don't wonder, i know :) gaaaaaay

100. What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual people? thumbs up. very very good.

101. How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day or more

102. How often do you shower? When was the last time you had a shower? daily ish. today.

103. How often do you shave your legs? whenever i get the urge.

104. Political affiliation? socialist?

105. Opinion on abortion? do it.

106. Opinion on immigrants/ immigration reform? let em in.

107. Should prostitution be legalized? yes

108. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? 35

109. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? i don’t know. you tell me. and also, lets stop doing these things.

110. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? stop worshipping money and start worshipping your mother earth. how about that?

111. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? playing with puppies and kittens

112. Would you break the law to save a loved one? of course

113. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why? anywhere more like....liberal. so i didn’t get a tire iron to the face for being gay.

114. Why are you the person you are? cause i’m gay and bipolar and was bullied as a child.

115. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? all the time

116. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? cause the people who run religions are often terrible people.

117. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? be more naked? i dunno. belch more?

118. Were you happy when you woke up today? i was okay.

119. What’s a fact about the last person who text messaged you? she’s a chill friendo.

120. Want someone back in your life? nah

121. What are you excited for? PITTSBURGH!!!!

122. Are you scared to fall in love? kind of because if i get too deep with anyone i tend to be able to not be able to manage and things blow up.

123. When is your next road trip? NEXT WEEK

124. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? looked at my phone

125. Do you like to cuddle? I'm a cuddle bug

126. Have you ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours? of course. i’m a kissing bandit.

127. Plans for tomorrow? probs be stuck in the house cause of snow

128. Do you care too much/not at all/just enough? it bounces between too much and not at all.

129. How is life going for you right now? it’s aight. i like it.

130. If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept? oh hells yeah.

131. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? yep.

132. Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year? if it was going well, sure.

133. If you could have one super power what would it be? flying or transformation

134. Background on your cell phone? aliens! and Rockruff

135. What are you thinking about right this second? this survey

136. Last book you read? How was it? started reading The Lost World. so far so good.

137. What is the last thing you bought? jogger pants. they came today and are so comf.

138. Do you live with your parents? yeah, for now.

139. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? no. never had the need really.

140. Have you ever met a celebrity? a few.

141. What are you like when you’re drunk? a lot. like i think i’m being suave but i’m probs being really weird.

142. What are you like when you’re high? spacey and laughy. or just spacey. and content.

143. Do you want children? not really

144. Do you want a church wedding? no

145. How many pillows do you sleep with? one for my head, one for my legs.

146. Have you ever been scuba diving? no but i really want to.

147. Who was your first real crush? i dunno. crushing is weird. i don't think i had one until i was 26.

148. What are you allergic to? cut grass, cats sometimes, lamictal

149. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? i like Aiden a lot actually. if i ever had to name a child. Or Elise.

150. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? a snek.

151. How did you get your name? my mom really likes the name.

152. Name one thing about your body you love? dem tiddies. haha, my eyes?

153. What is your biggest goal in life? leave pennsylvania. or at least NEPA

154. Do you still have feelings for your ex? nah, i just feel bad for them.

155. Do you think aliens are real? of course

156. What age did you start drinking? 15.

157. What do you think of President Obama? he was good.

158. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? i think so

159. Describe your dream girl/guy? a throwback from the 1980′s or Grace Gummer.

160. Story of your first kiss? this dude was like “wanna make out during 6th period” and i was like okay. so we met in the stairwell and he slobbered me up.

161. Story of the first time you made out with someone? this dude was like “wanna make out during 6th period” and i was like okay. so we met in the stairwell and he slobbered me up.

162. Story of the first time you had sex? my friend and i would fool around on her parents’ bed. hoo boy.

163. When did you first have sex? 15 or 16 i guess.

164. First time you gave/ received oral sex? first time i gave oral sex was last year and let me tell you i am glad i held out for the pussy cause i love eating out girls. i always would turn down men cause dick sucking seemed submissive and scary. vag eating is empowering and sensual.

165. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? sometimes. always got a special place in my heart for our friendship and stuff.

167. Favorite fictional character (movie, book, tv show)? Elliot, Dom, Kermit the Frog, Rockruff, Willow, Charlie, etc.

168. How many followers do you have on tumblr? What about twitter/ instagram? 138 here and idk on the others

169. Are you friend with your parents on Facebook? yeah

170. First time you thought you were in love? When did you realize that you weren’t actually in love with that person? thought i loved goth dude. realized i didn't when i fell for goth girl :B

171. Do you talk to yourself? a lot

172. How old will you be on your next birthday? 28?? how old was i on this one?

173. How did you meet the last person you kissed? occupied :P

174. Do you have any hickies? no.

175. Turn ons? ears being played with, biting, some roughness, blood (haha). style, good hair, good taste in music.

176. Turn offs? being overly sexual, being dumb in a bad way (like can't hold a conversation), butt stuff, vomit.

177. What qualities did you get from your mom? my hair kind of and my fiery personality

178. What qualities did you get from your dad? my face, body type, seriousness, passiveness.

179. How many siblings do you have? one

180. Have you ever taken anyone’s virginity? yeah, it’s not all that exciting tbh.

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