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duke-daemon · 3 months

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hazbin hotel redesigns wooooooooo

okay so. i'm gonna discuss my thoughts about them n shit, putting under a readmore bc it's gonna get long and rambley. sorry in advance for the shit formatting, i'm on mobile </3

just some general shit about how i would rewrite it. i think the premise of redeeming sinners is entertaining but is executed horribly. i also am a fan of the "heaven isn't great either" idea but again, executed horribly. i'd make the hierarchy of angels more accurate because it's cool as hell and i have autism about it. the characters from hell would swear still (albeit not as much), but the angels would outright refuse to swear or make vulgar jokes ever. this would be partially to further the gap between heaven and hell and make the differences more stark.

hell would also be more like dante's inferno (again because i think its cool). the ars goetia would get a full redesign and would be more prevalent in demonic society.

now for the characters!

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VAGGIE VALTIEL:

starting off with vaggie, or Valtiel as i've renamed her because let's be honest her original name sucks. Valtiel (Val for short) was an aspiring power angel who wanted to be an exorcist. she looked up to lute and thought the idea of killing demons was really cool and badass. however when she actually was on the field for the first time she discovered how awful this actually was. she tried to help a few demons but lute figured it out and felled her right then and there. the rest of her story is relatively the same. personality wise she's more stoic and less prone to all-out aggression. she still get angry, sure, but it's in a quieter and more menacing way. you DO NOT want to fuck with Valtiel.

CHARLIE:

next up is charlie! i had two ideas for her. the first one (unsettling drawing) has her as a mannequin/doll type demon. lucifer and/or lilith was unable to conceive and as such they built a kid from scratch. she's overall similar to og charlie personality wise, very kind and cheerful despite her unsettling appearance. she struggles with empathy sometimes but really does mean well. her motive for rehabilitating sinners is so they get to see their family again. being able to see heaven from where they are in hell must make them sad, so she wants to help make them happy again!

the second idea for charlie has her as an angel. specifically i casted her as a dominion angel due to their reputation as holy judges. she was once a demon but has been rehabilitated and has risen into angelhood! she now wants to help her former kin do the same and redeem themselves in heaven's gaze. again, similar cheery personality, but a bit more prudish in this rendition

tangent time!

as a side tangent, valtiel and charlie would have a different relationship in this rewrite. their relationship felt shoehorned in in the original show, like it was just there for the hell of it. we didn't see much development between them and it just felt kinda bland. so in my rewrite, charlie and valtiel are amiable exes. they tried dating when valtiel first fell (when charlie was still a demon in the charlie-angel version) but realized their feelings for each other were much more platonic than romantic. they ended things off on good terms, deciding they were much better as friends. they are still besties to this day! later charlie ends up with emily (or 'ellie' as i plan to rename her)

back to the characters

Alastor:

note: i made alastor mixed-race, which could be seen as bad by some due to vivzie saying he's black. however, as many have pointed out, he has no ethnic features whatsoever and i honestly wouldn't be surprised if she said that just to get away with using voodoo symbols (a closed religion) in his imagery/design. like viv, i am incredibly white and have little to no knowledge of voodoo, and even if i did i would not use it for something like this anyways due to the stigma the religion already has and (again) it being a closed practice. as such i removed it from his concept altogether, but made him mixed race (white passing) because.. why not i guess, i forgor my actual reasoning

with that being said...

alastor is by far my favorite of the redesigns and i'm honestly tempted to turn him into a legally distinct oc. i imagine he's somewhat reserved, along the lines of norman bates albeit a bit more extroverted. during his life he was a serial killer with a day job as a radio announcer. he took pleasure in reporting about his own murders on the radio, but that is eventually what got him caught (ie accidentally letting slip info that wasn't released to the public). as a result he was sentenced to death. upon arriving in hell, he quickly rose through the ranks to borderline overlord status and is a feared presence by demons and sinners alike. why is he bothering to assist in the hotel project? who knows... his motives are a mystery, like the rest of what he does

(he isn't actually alastair crowley i just thought the naming convention was ironic. however he may have also dabbled with satanic magic in lifetime..)

Angel Dust:

TW: brief discussion of SA

this is definitely my second favorite redesign. i loooove insect themes and wanted to do more than just Extra Arms, so he now has fucked up legs and a lot of eyes too! story-wise, angel used to be a criminal mastermind, hated by both the mafia and the feds. he was a gentleman thief, arranging massive heists under the cover of night while also partaking in the occasional drag show. he ended up a cocaine addict later in life, which caused his work to become sloppier. eventually he was killed in a heist gone wrong, specifically shot by the police.

i'm not gonna go too in-depth on the SA part of his story, but he is hypersexual due to being assaulted in both his life and afterlife. it would be something he'd be working on in the rewrite. his reason for coming to the hotel in the first place may have even been for help with this trauma. underneath his sultry exterior is a broken guy who really just needs someone to care about him for who he really is and not for what his body can do.

LUTE:

so lute and adam are some of the characters i have the most gripes about. the biggest one being why viv chose adam as the leader of the exorcists in the first place. if she wants a biblical figure tied to demon killing, Archangel Michael is RIGHT THERE, aka the one destined to kill satan during the events of Revelations. if she wants the first human to die, that would be Abel, not Adam. and i kinda doubt abel would want to do the stuff that HH!adam has been doing. if she wants an angel related to torture, Dumah is her guy! an angel that rules over wicked souls and tortures sinners every day except sabbath. so many better options...

with that out of the way, Lute is still the lieutenant of the exorcist, who are a specially chosen group of powers sent to purge hell once a year. think navy seals. she's pretty much the same as in the show, albeit more muscular and visually different from other exorcists (seriously why do they all look exactly the same?????) she's a very repressed lesbian who hasn't had time to work on that due to her duties

i also redesigned the exorcist uniform/armor because those LED purge masks are fugly as hell and their clothes don't even look remotely like armor.

Adam + Final Thoughts

i did start a redesign of adam but got bored of it. regardless, i think he'd be the head of C.H.E.R.U.B. instead of the exorcists. he doesn't want his children to make the same mistakes he and eve did, so together they started C.H.E.R.U.B. to help lost souls stay out of hell

final thoughts uhhhh i'm tired. show sucks, it had so much potential but viv ruined it by being a shitty writer and an even shittier person. the designs are fine i guess but they all look exactly the same and are in desperate need of variety. the humor is dogshit, saying dick and balls and penis over and over and over again doesn't make it any funnier than the first three times you made that joke. anyways that's it, i hope you liked my inane ramblings. gonna go vanish for another forty years or so, adios

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bugmuncherr · 9 days

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You know the drill, reblog for wider poll range

#entomology #bugs #bug #insect #insects #bugblr #lepidoptera #lepidopterology #ants #bees #mantids #phasmids #beetles #tumblr polls #polls #poll time #one million tags

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redpapercraness · 23 days

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i don’t feel like making real art rn so heres every sonic character I could think of off the top of my head . tag ur faves idk

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avalencias · 1 month

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cue it’s been 84 years.gif…..

but in all seriousness, happy early birthday @smallandsundry!!! pls have the first piece of art i’ve been able to finish this year 🥲

#rwby #bees schnees #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #this is also a ‘I refuse to think about the future of rwby’ thank u #anyway I think there should be a million soccer aus and i’m sure smalls agrees with me 😌#ignore the fact that I played around with a million new brushes here l #my things

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tarteggs · 8 months

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vash the stampede…lazy in space?

#vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #meryl stryfe #millions knives #trigun #trigun stampede #my art #drew this as a joke until it wasn’t a joke bc i got attached to the drawing….#puppycatwood…..????#don’t think about it too hard .#i finally finished watching bee and puppycat tho :v #hence. these drawings LMFAO #took me a while to actually finish the show bc it kept making me sad…..LOL

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lolathepeacocklord · 7 months

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a couplaaaaa errmm uhhmmmm tfa doodlys !!!!! and some hf stuff i feel pretty proud of

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mari-lair · 2 months

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So happy there is an AU where Akane is a little flower fairy (?) whose main duty seems to be spoiling his hard working bee wife. Is his dream come true, he was born for this.

#he look so relaxed so i am assuming he doesn't have a million duties in this au #aoi akane #akane aoi #aoikane #aoiaoi #flowers and bees au #tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun #jshk #jibaku shounen hanako kun #shout out to maagi for being insane about a single image with me

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byrdtrolls · 24 days

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So um <3

Bee got a job!!!

characters who gain weight because they are in a better place my beloved <3

#i probably could have established this more gradually #but I did not want to draw one million spritesets n versions of her I hpe u can understand #bee art #my art #spritesets #fantroll #fantroll rp #homestuck #homestuck oc #homestuck rp #hiveswap #friendsim #pesterquest

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yourmythicalbest · 21 days

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best rhett and link vocals in no specific order, according to me, a classically trained opera singer who still cares too much about rhett and link

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#rhett and link #good mythical morning #gmm #HEY RHETT AND LINK #UNPRIVATE THE SONGS FOR WHEN #AND ALL OF THE OTHER BITS YOU HAVE HIDDEN FROM MEEEEEE #LONG TIME NO SEE GUYS #so a lot of these are older or live because i think they sound a million times better without piles of pitch correction #but damn i just fucking love their voices #i miss the harmonies and their vocal blend #truth be told i've been listening to nonstop bee gees since 2020 and it makes my brain go brrrrrrr #because the vocal blend and harmonies are unparalleled #but fuck if rhett and link don't scratch that same itch for me #it's been really good to be on my rhett and link bullshit lately #and i figured if there was anyone still active that follows me here #i might pop in and say hi #and let you know i'm still alive and a fan #Youtube

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adventures-in-poor-planning · 9 days

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Oh my god I forgot how good hammock is I'm never leaving it again

#it's been a few outrageously sunny and warm days here and there are 1 million butterflies and bees out

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gallawitchxx · 9 months

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A.U.gust 2023 | DAY THREE - Body Swap

thanks to @gallavichthings for hosting! 🥳

“Damn! So this is what it feels like to have a fuckin’ bratwurst swingin’ around down there?” Mickey proudly shakes Ian’s hips.

Ian could explode. “That’s what you’re thinking about right now? Really?”

A cocked ginger brow. “You oughta be thinkin’ ‘bout it too.” A bite of a freckled lip. “On account ‘a you bein’ me.”

That’s interesting.

Ian—Mickey—focuses his frayed attention on that spot deep inside him. The one that likes it good and hard. A wave of want crashes through him.

“Alright, tough guy,” he drawls. “You wanna chit chat or you wanna get on me?”

#hehehehe #i never in a million years thought about writing a bodyswap fic #but this feels right #i hope today gives us some spicy art 🌶#a.u.gust 2023 #day three #body swap #shameless #shameless fanfiction #ian x mickey #bee writes 🐝 ✍🏼

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rotaryphoam · 10 months

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DETECTIVE CHAOTIX: ON THE SCENE

#sonic the hedgehog #fanart #team chaotix #knuckles chaotix #vector #vector the crocodile #espio #espio the chameleon #charmy #charmy bee #9 million effing tags

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ecoamerica · 15 days

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Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared

The American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 broadcast recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by active climate leaders. Watch to find out which finalist received the $50,000 grand prize! Hosted by Vanessa Hauc and featuring Bill McKibben and Katharine Hayhoe!

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basmatirick · 3 months

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AAHhlhhh

MY SISTER hasn't f8nished good omens 2 and just asked if Crowley and Aziraphale kiss and when I said I would not tell her she pestered me until I did and I said yes then she got excited and AAAHHHHHH SHE'S GONNA BE SO MAD ATME!!!!!!!!!!

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable divorce #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #one million bees #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman

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quippso · 2 years

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bee duo but dnd

#click for quality pls #tbh kinda hate this #but i haven't posted in a million years so here you go #ranboo #tubbo #bee duo #dream smp #dsmp #tubbo looks alright but ranboo is still funky #got tired tho so whatever #old art

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pufffinn · 1 year

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drew a loth wolf the other day :3 ( two colour variations )

#star wars #loth wolf #art #fanart #sketch #if anyone sees this and goes ‘wait a minute. that looks a little different from the canon design’#it is #it is a little different from the canon design #cause i do what i want #it’s not much different tho #bees art #id in alt text #the idea of the loth wolf was always really interesting to me but i always thought they were just a little bit too wolf like #and not alien enough #so i’ve been trying for a million years to think of a way to redesign them #haven’t quite got it yet

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kharmii · 2 months

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I wrote this as a reply to a post, but maybe it should get added to the tags so anybody getting into the ship has a place to look up origins all in one place for context. There are too many people with 'Queen Bee Syndrome' going around pissing in people's cheerios telling them what they can and can't ship. It isn't as bad as they say, yo. It was supposed to be humorous! Anyway....

I've been seeing so much Catholic guilt on Twitter these days where people be like, "I can't believe I used to like Trainwreck! It makes me want to vomit! Why would I think it was sexy to see a guy beating up another guy!" It's either pretentious virtue signaling, or it's coming from scared young girls being brow-beaten by the threat of cancel culture into having to prove how good and perfect they are in fandom. Get over yourselves and check out my collection of vintage Trainwreckshipping posts that (facetiously) explain the context of why violence was funny.

Emmet goes to fight God but Arceus hides behind a pillar and points to Volo.

Manipulative Volo laughs about what he did but...oh no! Here comes the pissed off brother!!

Princess bride meme rough handling of Volo.

Emmet chokes Volo.

TAKE THAT YOU VILE FIEND!! (Emmet punches Volo meme)

Emmet chases Volo riding on Arceus.

Emmet chokes Volo but ends up with a knife pressing into his gut.

Volo plays a mean prank to mess with the twins.

Sexual tension with a knife part 1.

Sexual tension with a knife part 2.

Sexual tension with a knife part 3.

Volo so smug and manipulative; Emmet so crazy.

Death threat.

Emmet bloodies Volo's nose.

Where Volo is actually evil and bad ends Emmet.

Emmet coming to whoop some ass.

Giratina possessed Emmet threatens to assault Volo.

Emmet goes after Volo with a brick.

Brave soul who is still doing toxic trainwreck in modern times.

Oops (It never gets old).

Me taking the piss part 1.

Me taking the piss part 2.

If I missed any, please pm me and I'll add them (and I'll keep adding to this post as I finds 'em).

This might be an unpopular opinion, but if someone gives you a hard time for being into this ship, you could always reply along the lines of, "Fuck you, pretentious, virtue-signaling twat. I don't owe you or anybody else anything. Nobody should be judging a person's morality based on what silly thing they ship" It might not get you any friends now, but I'm holding out hope we one day get past cancel culture. Currently, we give too much power to seasoned bullies who use the current political environment as a way to get around the social stigma of anti-bullying campaigns.

#context #classic trainwreck #submas #subway bosses #emmet #volo #trainwreckshipping #collection #the classics #fandumb fail #srsly tho #stop it #queen bee syndrome #fuck off #ingo #arceus #pokemon: legends arceus #toxic culture #ask me about my million stupid bj aus

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