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#their passive aggressiveness is too funny
netflixbyler · 2 years
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mike: “screw you”
will: “yeA scREw YOU!!”
i beg for their season 5 dynamic to be like this
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magiclovingdragon · 1 year
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I pretty much need everyone who knows damn well I have chronic fatigue conditions to stop commenting on how long I’m asleep for and what times I wake up. Even if its “just joking” it really pisses me off
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carnivalcarrion · 9 months
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get yourself a cat who will smack you impatiently, then once you pick her up she sprawls on your back to groom herself, and five minutes later gets up to Sneeze 3x in your freshly washed hair
#this cat i swear to fucking god. shes so Funny#she literally. sometimes when shes impatient she'll do the stretchy reachy thing#but this time she just. reared up and smacked me with both paws. and claws#then she had the AUDACITY to sit there looking at me like i personally spayed her#until i picked her up. then she did the above#like GIRL#i had to put my pizza away while hunched tf over#she has too much personality. like put some Back#(kidding. shes perfect (a menace))#absolutely unprompted#and then she immediately did something Else that was hysterical#i put the pizza away i refilled my water#then i was gonna go back to my room and she was sitting there looking at me with a Very displeased expression#very clearly being like 'am i invited into your room. youve kicked me out twice today. am i Allowed. huh.'#so i passive aggressively stuck my arm out a la ~After You Your Esteemed Highness~#and she. she IMMEDIATELY leapt up and galloped to my room#WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT-#swear to fuck a wizard turned her into a cat. she's too Human#which i would fully believe if i hadn't taken her from her mother myself as a teeny kitten#Wow That Sounds Fucking Mean lmfao#but god damn. tonight she has quite the Attitude#on another note i just had to kill a spider on my freshly washed rug. which i washed last night bc i had to kill a Different spider on it#i think i scrubbed the Residue out well enough#either way im not going through the ordeal of rug washing again#i need a different one. i still Really want a cowhide rug. ill settle for fake ikea wool for now
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sneeb-canons · 6 months
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soul can use chopsticks but the other jashings cant
Headcanon #116
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d1sheclectic · 14 days
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i’m actually fuming over this comment under a tiktok where i said “rip dallas winston you would’ve lover McCafferty” like what if i killed myself omfg
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sketchyspudley · 5 months
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yes officer that one right there
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sexynetra · 2 months
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One of Dawn’s friends posted this and you can bet your ASS that “hoe ass burger finger” will be making its way into my lexicon PROMPTLY
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repurposedmeatlocker · 8 months
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Season 4 Edd has so much unadulterated audacity. 
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ace-and-ranty · 2 years
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No, but what I love about the Cantarella scene (aside from, you know, everything) is how they are just so essentially themselves during it:
Anthy: Have you heard about this poison before? Oh, by the way, how are the cookies? Those two things are not related at all, of course :)) I’m just making conversation :))))
Utena: YEAH I POISONED YOUR TEA TOO WHAT ABOUT IT.
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journey-to-the-attic · 11 months
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Hey!!! Love your writing and your works!
Was wondering how you'd interpret IK meeting Michael...AND GOD.
Like in OM! Theres this one part where Simeon invites MC and Solomon to the Celestial Realm and they go there.He than said "Oh Michael would've liked to meet u but he's busy"
This made me curious on how IK would react if she'd meet Michael and by some absurd means,also meet Father aka God.Like would she just bombard them whit questions of what's real and what's fake in the Bible? Or would she be all shy and quiet
(honestly I think both)
C-could you Also maybe write some headcannons? If you want to ofc!!!
thank you!! and- first i've got to make the now-obligatory michael don't leave me here michael joke
and now that that's out of the way - depending on whether michael is really a benign force or not, either ik immediately gains a new uncle upon meeting her, or she spends the entire meeting just side-eyeing him
she's got a good impression of him from luke, but she's also suspicious about the celestial realm in general - so it'd be down to how michael acts. in the uncle michael situation, it definitely wouldn't be long before ik's asking him stuff like "so is turning water into a wine a thing you can do or was that just a weird party trick?"
as for god... he probably does have a human-looking vessel, but in my head he's usually occupying a much grander form, the kind that'd blind a person to look at - so when ik somehow secures a meeting with him, solomon's like 'IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. TAKE THIS' and gives her a pair of extremely thick sunglasses, plus a massive sunhat
when she walks into the meeting chamber the gathered angels are under the impression a walking hat has come to meet their great and immortal father. at first they're outraged by this human's lack of respect, but god is so charmed by the sheer audacity that he just tells them to shush
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firstroseofspring · 5 months
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i like that miral is so unyielding lol. she doesn't even know that b'elanna's come to grethor to save her in the least honorable way ever but she's like oh you're sorry? you have too much anger in your heart to be sorry like GIRL. you're on the barge of the dead the kos'karii are right outside is this the right time to be picking fights
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hella1975 · 2 years
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holy shit manbaby pussy boss if you even entertain the thought of flicking at me again even as a little haha jokey joke i will BREAK your fingers i will chew them off your hands and add them to the menu under goujons
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*looks up misspelled word* the definition is that you're an idiot and you spelled it wrong you fucking moron
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ritterdoodles · 6 months
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A twitter mutual unfollowed me a while ago… This wouldn’t be so bad in itself but I just saw them bragging about it and I’m just like ??????
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dear-kumari · 1 year
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I think it's hilarious that the gratuitous flossing gag in the s4 premiere set so many people off, considering how many of the same people will continue to gush over the gratuitous AtLA references (and yes, it seems there was at least one in the new season). Like, yeah, it was sooo cringe and unfunny to make an outdated meme reference for the kiddies, but constantly invoking funnier or more iconic material from a show that ended over a decade ago? Love it, doesn't smack of nostalgia bait and insecurity in your own creative vision at all
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heavierthanlaila · 7 months
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allah surely is the most merciful and he truly does listen to your duaas and he indeed answers all of them.
#i literally made duaa few days ago and said ya allah if this person is bad for me or if this relationship is making you angry with me pls#take him out of my life#(i was only talking to this guy to know him better for the sake of marriage)#and LITERALLY the next day this dude out of nowhere decided to be super passive aggressive because of something very minor#so i confront him and express my feelings clearly and calmly but get a little mean at the end and his reaction is why are you being mean lol#so i explained why and he was like even if let's say i was mean why would you be mean to me in return???#LMAOOO#like...#so i said so you get to be passive-aggressive and give me the silent treatment and i dont even get to protest in a harsh tone?????#but i didnt argue i just said i really thought you were better than this and that was that#he left just as quickly as he came into my life#the funny thing tho was when he said that he doesn't like it when i use “big words” like manipulation and passive-aggressive#like so he even wants to dictate how i express myself let alone be angry that he crossed my boundaries and was doing something i found annoy#honestly egyptian/arab men are indeed something else#I'm just sad that i let him disturb my peace tbh#I'm glad it's over because I dont have time for some elementary school kid trapped in a 29 year old body#he even made me seriously question myself like if i was that rude or that inconsiderate but honestly it was just him being too insecure#alhamdulilah he is out of my life#I'm so grateful that allah is my wakeel because he surely won't let me down
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