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homosociallyyours · 3 months

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Saw a thing about 'what would you do if you woke up in harry's body' and listen idc hours anyone else answers but here's mine:

1) immediately take a long and luxurious shower, bc I'll bet he's got an AMAZING one, like it's probably the kind with multiple heads that's big enough for a party, and i wouldn't have to sit for it! I could sing while i wash up (note to self, make a voice note of me as harry singing style to send to jen lol)

2) put on the most ridiculous clothes i can find, like full on deck myself OUT

3) send a big chunk of $ to my venmo and paypal (and probably also getting a bunch of cash out as well and sending it to myself in case the e-payments were flagged)

4) go on a gfm funding spree, literally dropping 5k like it's nothing bc IT'S NOTHING

5) buy a bunch of debt and have it all forgiven

6) make a statement in support of Palestine

7) use my able body to literally dance for HOURS!! I wanna be sweating and sore!!

8) if i haven't already, call Harry on my phone and tell him he's getting his body back tomorrow. Offer to get him food bc he's probably like 'wtf is wrong with this body why does it feel like this???'

9) go for a drive!

10) hand out $$ to unhoused people, $100 minimum each

11) oh somewhere in there I'm doing some wild makeup on myself and taking a bunch of selfies

Idk what else but if it happens to me the way you'll know is an Instagram post of one of the makeup selfies that gets posted to stories and deleted 1 minute later

#the video i saw was someone saying he'd get 1d back together which is so valid #and a bunch of 'first thing I'd do? LOUIS' jokes #which ! ALSO VALID #but i really had a lot of thought in my answer! and no joke.

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