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secondbeatsongs · 1 year
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“We Like to Party (The Vengabus)” with every second beat removed
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cheekymoonfilms · 2 years
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Scientists Explain the Vengaboys
A temporal physics lecture by Cheeky Moon
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Alastair: “Boom boom. Boom boom.”
Claire: The heartbeat of a generation. 
A: We all know the Vengaboys for their humanitarian work and their geopolitical influence. So it’s sometimes easy to forget that they began as lively pop musicians.
C: 1998 was… a difficult time, for those of us who still remember. In that bleak, post-Diana, post-Seinfeld world, there was a certain void that needed filling. A certain absence of meaning. Our hearts... they longed to sing again. And then suddenly, out of the blue…
Cue music sample: Boom boom boom boom! I want you in my room Let’s spend the night together From now until forever
A: “Let’s spend the night together… from now until forever.” How can all of eternity take place in a single night, in a single room?
C: Over the course of this 12-part non-refundable seminar, we’ll be examining just how the Vengaboys’ Milli Vanillian verse fits in with our current understanding of temporal physics.
A: Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you: The Vengaboy Paradox. 
A: Einstein theorised that time is relative. It can pass for each and every one of us at different speeds. Let’s say, for instance, that this room were travelling a million miles a minute. One night could pass in this room, but many years would pass to those in the outside world. This is, of course, highly improbable. Unless this room were on board the... The Vengabus.
CC: Indeed, to find the answer, we can’t just look at one song. We must factor in the broader picture the Vengaboys have been delicately brush-stroking throughout their two-album contract deal. 
Cue music sample: The Vengabus is coming And everybody's jumping New York to San Francisco An intercity disco The wheels of steel are turning And traffic lights are burning
A: “The traffic lights are burning.” The thermonuclear consequences of burning traffic lights imply astonishing speeds - far beyond those of any other pop artist recorded on the Sanity Top Ten Singles Chart. Even S Club 7, another musical group well known for their non-stop parties. 
Cue music sample: Don't stop movin' Can you feel the music DJ's got us goin' around (round) A: Let’s assume the S-Club party commences a-groovin while the Vengabus begins a-movin’. 
C: By the time the Vengabus reaches its itinerant destination of San Francisco, a single night will have passed for its occupants. However, at traffic-light-burning speeds, let’s assume the party bus has circumnavigated the globe 70 million times. Long enough for these beautiful, dewy skinned-dancers and DJs to wind down their S Club Party and age into obscurity.
A: Indeed, to an S-Club member’s fading mortal eyesight, this party in motion will have simply vanished. One moment it’s there, now it’s gone. This unit of measurement is known to those of us in the field as an Mmmbop.
Cue music sample: In an mmmbop they're gone In an mmmbop they're not there C: And so, the eternal Vengabus party may very well span the life of an S Clubber such as Rachel, once body-rocking, now hobbling on a replacement hip. 
A: Or Bradley, once jiggy with it on the d-floor, now unable to pull himself up. 
C: Or Jo, who had the flow, but now just shakes her head and wonders what it was all for. The party must end for us all. 
A: And yet… one must hope that the Vengabus’s wheels of steel are turning still, transporting a star selection of loose people cross country, teaching us always that time is what we make it. 
C: And that one sweet day, it will take us all away into that sweet, eternal night.
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sstrange-cloudss · 10 months
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shurple · 8 months
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we like to party we like we like to party
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goatpaste · 6 months
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Hey what's up, if you don't mind me asking what do some of your OC stands do?? I think they're all really cool and I'm curious! Btw wonderful art!!!
Honestly i dont have an awnser for all of them, and some of these I half ass made as i was going with these lol
im not very good at the power selecting part of creating stands lol
but I liked the excuse to draw them <3
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sergle · 4 months
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I need to make a granny square blanket or my life will be meaningless
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chiropteracupola · 11 months
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this outfit came to me in a dream.
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danshive · 1 month
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(Ned Stark voice) "The Vengabus is coming."
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hockeyisforthegays · 10 days
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the first and perhaps still only time i have played amogus was with a group of ardens friends, and in the first round i was imposter along with ardens friend mint. cool! imposter for my first time! i'm bad at it. i get caught right away. mint has to do all the legwork which makes me feel bad. round two, i'm the imposter again. so is mint. great! i can make up for my dumb mistake in round one! i'm bad at it. i get caught right away. round three. i'm finally a crewmate. i am immediately framed for murder and ejected. round four. i'm the imposter. so is mint. i'm bad at it. i get caught right away. round five. by this point, the others are asking, "statistically, what are the odds that it's vincent and mint again? haha" but jokes on them because guess what vinposter/mintposter real. again. this time, mint gets caught right away. i'm still bad at it. through some intense mind games and a lot of panic and a long time pretending so studiously to be afk i somehow swing an imposter win. yay! curse broken! round six. i'm the imposter. so is mint. i hit the emergency meeting button and beg to be thrown out the airlock
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Hey guys just wanted to say that I love you all and what you do. I've been following for a few years now and it's come along so far from the beginning. I really hope you make another campaign after this one finishes even tho i will miss the guardians so much. Love from all your fans
Thank you for being a long time listener! Do not fear, I'm so excited and bursting with new ideas for the new campaign -- it's going to be a great time!!!
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ssomepersonn · 2 months
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get aiba'd (+various ze/aitsf doodles)
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transgerardism · 1 year
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i ever tell you guys they played gwen stefani’s hollaback girl at my mcr show. because
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benisasoftboi · 11 months
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Bad Ghosts AUs: BBC Toasts. It’s exactly the same scripts but everyone is a stop motion animated bread product and food puns are inserted wherever possible. We remake the entire show that way. Call me BBC, this is the replacement you need once the original show ends, you could absolutely do five series of this, the gimmick totally wouldn’t get old-
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iclout · 1 year
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goatpaste · 9 months
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mmm buncha misc oc doodles i did today while hanging out with ppl today lol
also,, new jojo oc im throwin around in my head, idk how i feel about the design but the concept is there hehe
Iv been playing around with the idea that all the big local business in my jojo oc's set up are run by stand users and they all hAAAATEEE Roxie because the way she run stuff is threatening everyone else's shit. also maybe maybe Seal and Roxie having bad ex's energy
[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]
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joshua-wright · 2 years
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Slack Wyrm #922 - www.joshuawright.net
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