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twicecut · 2 months
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            "They're not toys." Diego curled his lip, offended. A nerve had been struck. "These," he unsheathed one of the throwing knives from his harness, "are tools. You gotta respect 'em."
          With a flick of the wrist, he sent the knife spinning expertly into the wall calendar, dead center of the little "o" in October. Bullseye.
          "You can't just pick one up and use it," he said. "You have to understand them first. Feel the weight of 'em in your fingers, know how that's gonna change the throw..." And maybe have an unnatural ability to control the trajectory of most moving objects. Diego unsheathed another knife, smaller than the last. He held it out to them. He didn't make a habit of letting anyone touch his knives, much less share them, but he'd make an exception this once if it kept them from accidentally cutting off a finger in the future.
          (And maybe he secretly enjoyed impressing them. Hey, he's kind of a show off. Sue him.)
          "Here. Hold it like this, yeah..." Diego carefully arranged their fingers around the blade. "Feel it? The way it's weighted there? Okay. I want you to try to hit the calendar. Shoulders square to the target." Rounding them, nudging their shoulders, tapping their hip. "Now, lock your wrist, keep that elbow tight... and throw."
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tempportal · 3 months
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"Let's review the golden rule of roommates, shall we?" Five shoots them a snarky, sharp-edged smile over the chipped rim of his coffee cup. "If it isn't visibly marked with your name, or stored in your designated space, it's not yours — and thus, it's rightfully considered fair game for anyone else who finds it."
He takes a long, slow sip of his scalding-hot coffee, stuffing his empty hand in his pocket and leaning loosely back against the kitchen counter, mostly to make sure they see how much of a shit he really doesn't give about this entire conversation. "It's your own damn fault you didn't lay claim to the last Pop-Tart, anyway. Go out and get more if it's so important to you."
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dynastymuses · 4 months
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muse:sloane hargreeves
fandom:the umbrella academy
crossover:yes with other superhero/scifi muses
mutuals only:
❝you have 60 seconds to explain how you got into my house, or i'll drop you hard! on your head❞ sloane wasn't used to being the aggressive, but she was all alone now, and if no one would look after her, she had to do it herself.
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c0mplex-heroes · 6 months
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LIKE FOR A STARTER FOR REY ASHFORD
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If liking for a side-blog or/and for a specific muse on a multi-muse, leave a comment below!
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bluejeanbaby · 2 years
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open to: any!!
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"Listen, I’m not just going to summon your favorite singer for funsies. It’s not a party trick.” Klaus rambled with a little huff. Though he quickly began backtracking after a moment. “At least not for parties without alcohol. Get me a drink and I’ll think about it.”
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rphelperblog · 2 years
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Umbrella Academy Rp Meme
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inspired by @shadowsxregrets​ - feel free to edit or change pronouns for rp purposes
“We didn’t choose this life, we’re just living in it.”
“Eternal peace is probably overrated.” 
“I heard a rumor… you punched yourself in the face.”
“What the hell did we do now?”
“Family barbecues are about to get real weird.”
“You are an open book written for very dumb children.”
“When something seems too perfect, it’s usually anything but.”
“I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?”
“Yeah, why don’t you tell that to Luke Skywalker? I know you don’t get it, but that is an excellent reference.”
“If you’re raised to believe nothing about you is special, if the benchmark is extraordinary, what to you do if you’re not?”
“Not that apocolypse, this is a new one.”
“I don’t owe them the fuzz off my peaches.”
“You don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself.”
“You are depriving some village of their idiot.”
“We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.”
“Hope it turns out better than your marriage, huh?”
“I’m just gonna go murder Mom, I’ll be right back.”
“I’ve compared every man I’ve ever met to you.” 
“He’s dead! Yay!”
“I saved your stupid life.”
“Wonder if it’s too late to be un-adopted.
“We’re all looking for happy.
“I need a hit of sucrose. I’m heading to the vending machine.”
“Why can’t I control myself like the rest of you guys?”
“I know what it’s like to love dangerous people. Difference is they love me back.”
“I’m a complete and total fraud.”
“Can you hug me as I go? It’s been a long time.”
“Who I am is not a disease.” 
“If you believe in yourself, just once, great things are gonna happen for you.” 
“We have to risk everything to save everything.”
“The clock is ticking on doomsday. Just tell me that when I need you, you’ll be ready.”
“I would take my year with you over a lifetime with anybody else.” 
“Unfortunately ghosts can’t time travel.” 
“Best. Funeral. Ever.” 
“The ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone.” 
“You guys are scarier without the masks.”
“I need to find my family.”
“My cult is going to be so pissed… I told them we had until 2019.” 
“Everything in our new life is connected to a plot to assassinate the President. That can’t be a coincidence.”
“They’re not here to sell vacuums.” 
“The commission will hunt us down wherever and whenever we go.”
“I missed you all, so much.”
“You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me.” 
“What would possess me to adopt seven ill-mannered malcontents?” 
“Oh honey, no. I’m the man here.” 
“They are gone like a fart that went poof.”
“I ran into some trouble at the asylum, during the escape. These three blond guys. Total cowboys.”
I could teach you to shave like a big boy.”
“The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.”
“This is going to sound crazy but, I’m your son.
“You don’t have to join the military to become a man. Don’t sacrifice yourself — because I love you.”
“You have given me the greatest gift of a lifetime. You let me feel alive for the first time. You helped me find hope again. That’s a wonderful thing.”
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hvbris · 2 years
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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 - 𝐕𝐈𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐒 mutuals only
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“Are you okay?”
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movedto-stcrmybrews · 2 years
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Luther thought today would be normal. Nothing bad would happen right? Little did he know it was about to get rather strange.
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perfectdisastcr · 2 years
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“what the fuck are you looking at? did i grow a fucking second head?”
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ordinariums-a · 2 years
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open // to anyone
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“If you could pick anything to be, what would you chose? I’m thinking spooky, supernatural shit. Would you go with... wings, animals, powers, aliens, ghosts, witches, demons, vampires-- you know. What would you pick?”
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shadowsxregrets · 2 years
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Like for a starter from Allison Hargreeves.
Multi muse blogs specify which muse you want it for!
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6horrors · 2 years
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          “...Okay, I spent almost twenty years basically glued to Klaus’ hip—I’ve seen some weird stuff—and yet somehow that...” Ben folds his hands and takes a deep, slow breath, “...that takes the cake. What the hell?”
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tempportal · 3 months
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"Oh, no, whatever would I do if I got arrested?" Five says, very dryly, in that perfectly flat monotone he always uses when the incompetent idiots around him are being especially incompetent and idiotic. "After all, it's not like I've got superpowers. It's not like I could just teleport myself out of jail whenever I please. No, that is definitely not an option on the table at all."
He pauses just long enough to ensure he's got all the absolute essentials packed up in his black backpack, or tucked away in his jacket, before he finally flicks another glance up at the other from under the thick, dark curtain of his hair spilling down into his eyes. "Look, I'm sorry you've suddenly decided to be my Jiminy Cricket, or whatever, but your cute little moral code is between you and whatever bullshit religion you've apparently signed onto. So leave me the hell out of it. I'm going to do this, and you're not going to stop me."
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c0mplex-heroes · 6 months
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OPEN STARTER // CAGED // REY ASHFORD
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Everything felt jumbled, like something had shattered inside her mind. Which technically it had. The control chip that had kept Rey obedient, that had made her the Asset, the assassin... it was gone. Rey was free for the first time since she had been a child. But was she really free?
The ex-assassin didn't remember anything, her mind a mess of memories. Each one more disturbing than the last. It left her curled up in a ball in the cage that now housed her. She can only presume whoever put her in there was the one that had taken out the chip... When they took her would have been when she was the asset... a weapon. Did they aim to help her? Or make her pay for the acts she committed when she didn't have the freedom of choice?
Only time would tell when she hears someone enter the room. Peeking up, Rey is filled with fear as she sees who just entered.
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dingus-slayer · 2 years
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( open to: f / m / nb — platonically or romantically
muse: diego hargreeves — the umbrella academy )
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“the what?” diego asked upon receiving said question, way too focused on the food in front of his eyes than the conversation happening around the table. he had been so lost inside his mysterious brain, trying to process the events of the last couple of days, that every single part of the topic was missed. now, the thing is, he still didn’t know what was he supposed to do now. the man needed something to stay busy, anything would work nowadays. “hey — i’m gonna go out, patrol for a bit and check things up.” a small pause was made, taking the pair of chopsticks to his mouth and eating, with that he kept going, mouth full without a care. “. . . after i finish this. and no, no one’s joining in. especially you, thought i told you to rest.” signaling towards the one person sitting across from him, diego almost read their thoughts. he wouldn’t risk them around a city that may be changed. or at least a bit changed, he chose to take onto five’s words about how everyone’s involved and no one’s insignificant, so he could get a breath and find a way to say sorry.
but those things still haven’t happened, not until diego stood up and was followed outside by that someone. “no, you’re not convincing me. i’m going solo.”
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speedxandxnetflix · 2 years
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“I am not falling for that,” Barry said raising an eyebrow. He was neglecting to mention that he fell for this exact thing just a few days ago, but nobody needed to bring up that again. 
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