I'm back! Some of you may be wondering where I've been but not to worry I'm actually planning a special surprise Christmas + new year gift for you all. But for now I'm just posting this here for some of my new and old followers. So till then just wait
Ruby buys a gun! + some Lancaster moment.
Ruby: I like to buy your deadliest gun please? 🙏
Store Owner: Aisle 6. Next to the sympathy card.
*Ruby starts playing with a gun*
Store Owner: Whoa! Careful there Annie Oakley.
Ruby: I don't have to be careful. I got a gun. 😙
Store Owner: Well you probably want the accessory kits.
Holster.
Ruby: Oh yeah. 😋
Store Owner: Bandolier.
Ruby: Baby. 👶
Store Owner: Silencer.
Ruby: Mm-hmm. 🤫
Store Owner: Loudener.
Ruby: Ahhhh. 🥴
Store Owner: Speed Cocker.
Ruby: Oooh. I like the sound of that. 😘
Store Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopter.
Ruby: Oh. I don't need anything like that... Yet. 😶
Just give me my gun. *try to yoink the gun away* 😈
Store Owner: Sorry but the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Ruby: Five days. But I'm mad now! I'll kill you if I have my gun. 😡
Store Owner: Yeah. Well you don't.
Ruby: *walks away while mutterings* Lousy big shot. Think he's so big because he got a lot of guns. But if he didn't have any guns I'll show him a thing or two...
... If he walks into my store then we'll see about five days waiting period.
Jaune: Ruby it's 3 AM. Can't you mutter in your room?
Ruby: My team kicked me out. 😐
Jaune: Well. If you can't sleep. You can try sleeping together with me if you want? That's how I get my younger sisters to get to sleep.
Ruby: Pushy.... Wait you serious?! I mean yes I do want to sleep together with you. If you're offering. 😍
Jaune: Okay get in the blanket here with me.
Ruby: *giggles* Don't mind if I do. 🥰 *run up to Jaune and starts cuddling him under the blanket.*
Jaune: *Headpat* Good night Ruby. I hope you have a nice dream.
Ruby: Good night Jaune. Don't worry I will. 😏
Ren: They do realize we can still hear them right?
Nora: Shush! We're getting into the good part.
Pyrrha: 😢 I wish that was me...
After five days.
Ruby: C'mon, c'mon! Open up.
Store Owner: *opens door*
Ruby: *runs up to the toilet* Oh yeah that's the stuff. 😫
Now I believe you have some sort of firearm for me? 😌
Store Owner: Well let's see here. According to your background check. You have history of manipulating others to your benefit?
Ruby: Yeah. 🤨
Store Owner: Frequent violent episodes?
Ruby: Oh, ho, ho, ho. Yeah. 😬
Store Owner: Says here you murdered a bunch of people?
Ruby: Faunus Terrorists. 🤬
Store Owner: *Stamp*
Ruby: Potentially dangerous?
Store Owner: Relax that's just limit you to three handguns or less.
Ruby: Woohoo! 😙
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