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#the real dick winters was 5'10“
lewis-winters · 10 months
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Nix: At the end of the day, war is just a dick measuring contest
Nix: and while Hitler's was only 2 or 3 inches
Nix, pointing at Winters: Ours was 6'1"!
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kontaliashitposts · 7 years
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Get to Know me Tag!
We were tagged by @dandyyuri
We tag @sverige-san, @the-new-spanish-empire, @ask-a-sealand and @mexicanmochigirl101 ummmmmm if you guys have already done it sorry lol
Um... There are like 6 of us that I got to answer this so WARNING its a long post. Its my own, Zach, Finny, Ookami, Mack, and Quinn’s answers (not in that specific order). If you want anyone else’s lmk! -Jay
Name - Zach 
Nicknames - Star, Starfish, BB
(VA for- Finland)
Zodiac sign - Gemini
Height - 6'2
Orientation - Like sexual orientation? if so, Straight boi
Ethnicity - White, Greek, Canadian boiii
Fruit - Orange
Season - Summer
Flower - Rose
Smell - Vanilla
Colour - Red
Animal - Lion =w=
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? - HOT COCOA AAAA
Average sleep hours - Whatever work allows kms
Cats or Dogs - Doggo's :w:
Favourite fictional character - The Joker huehue
Ideal Trip - Hawaii or Japan
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Name: Finny
Nicknames: eh. Honestly a lot of things
(VA for: Iceland)
Zodiac sign: Libra
Height: 5'3"
Orientation: panromantic greyace
Ethnicity: white (Italian n shit)
Fruit: strawberries are pretty cool. idk all fruit are cool.
Season: winter but i'm cool w all of them but summer
Flower: shit idk a lot of actual flower names but I rlly like hydrangeas and sakura blossoms and magnolia flowers
Smell: hm. the sea, flower fields, empty roads, a lot of shit
Colour: eh idk I haven't had a favourite colour for a while but it used to be green.
Animal: eh. Birds n stuff. Also have you ever seen baby bats? they're adorable. idk really aaaa
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? mm all but black coffee and peppermint and green tea are good
Average sleep hours: either like 4hrs or 14hrs tbh
Cats or Dogs: oml it depends like I love big dogs but cats are like rlly nice and like me
Favourite fictional character: FUCK WAIT NO
Ideal Trip: Ottawa or somewhere in japan. Tokyo seems cool and tourist-y but the other islands seem pretty. OH YEAH or finland and/or Iceland. rlly nice looking.
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Name: Quinn
Nicknames: Mum, Bitch boy
(VA for: England)
Zodiac sign: Pisces (stupidest sign ever)
Height: 5'10"
Orientation: gay as fuck boiiiiii
Ethnicity: White 
Fruit: Raspberries
Season: Winter
Flower: Roses
Smell: Dick
Colour: Blue
Animal: Doggo
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?: Coke
Average sleep hours: 14 hours
Cats or Dogs: Doggos
Favourite fictional character: Portgas D. Ace (One Piece)
Ideal Trip: Staying home cause am lazy fuck
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Name: Ookami
Nicknames: Ookameme, Weeb, Trash, Devil child, oOOooOOoOOOk, Loli
(VA for: Russia (but lets be real not really))
Zodiac sign: Virgo
Height: 4’6
Orientation: That’s pretty gay
Ethnicity: i’M VIET //has Vietnam flashbacks
Fruit: Peaches (cause butts o3o)
Season: Spring is naisu cAUSE SAKURA BLOSSOMS AND STUFF
Flower: idunno i guess carnations  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Smell: c h o c o l a t e
Colour: paSTEL PURPLE IS MY AESTHETIC
Animal: Gordan ramsay is my spirit animal, does that count?
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?: i liKE DA GWEEN TEA
Average sleep hours: The most I get is like 3 hours : ^ ) who needs sleep anyways?
Cats or Dogs: doggos go BORKBORK
Favourite fictional character: i LIKE ALL THE HOT ANIMU GUYS, DON’T MAKE ME PICK ONE BISH
Ideal Trip: uwu going to the NIHON AND DOING THE NARUTO RUN WHILE WEARING PANTIES ON MY HEAD AND IN AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT, ALSO HOLDING MY DAKIMAKURA WHILE YELLING, “NANI BAKA ONIICHAN KYA KONNICHIWA SUGOI NYAN KAWAII DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
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Name: Mack
Nicknames: Mack, Dad
(VA for: America/Canada)

Zodiac sign: Leo
Height: 5′7″ last time I checked
Orientation: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don’t, I don’t um...i’m a fucking straight dude idk what u want me to say with that
Ethnicity: cuban/Irish
Fruit: apples in an apple pie
Season: none
Flower: i dont really have anything that will represent me as a flower, that and i hate plants so lets just sayyyyy rosess???
Smell: Idk what that means, I happen to smell like the new and improved dove
Colour: Green
Animal: Platypus. I am represented by a platypus
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?: All of its bad. I like chocolate but not hot fuck that. So coke for me motherfuckers
Average sleep hours: I barely sleep but when I do I pass out for an entire day
Cats or Dogs: Neither, i think of them as pets (i dont think he understood this one)
Favourite fictional character: America
Ideal Trip: America yeah you fucks that all you’re getting out of me (He lives in america thou btw)
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Name: Jayden
Nicknames: Jay, BB, disappointment
(VA for: Sealand)
Zodiac sign: Taurus
Height: 5’1” im still taller than ookami thou
Orientation: straight? but honestly I hate people more everyday so like.
Fruit: Blueberriessss
Season: Autumn with all the pretty leaves
Flower: Lily
Smell: clean linen
Colour: blue owo
Animal: my spirit animal is a dying walrus
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? Tea! with like 10x the usual amount of sugar cause i need that shit to keep me up and coffee sucks
Average sleep hours: none like, screw that shit
Cats or Dogs: DOGGOS
Favourite fictional character: um um um
Ideal Trip: Canada, and hell.
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Name: CubicTuxedo
Nickname: Cube
(VA for Sweden/Prussia)
Orientation: Heterosexual
Ethnicity: Hispanic (Quite a surprise, I bet. : 3)
Fruit: mango, mandarin, pear, grape
Season: Winter
Colour: Orange
Coffee, Tea, or hot chocolate?: Hot chocolate
Average sleep hours: 7-8
Cats or Dogs: I have to choose ONE? o.o
Favourite fictional character: Gordon Freeman
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thefuturebelongs · 7 years
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All 170?
Ask me! I'll answer honestly 1: How tall or short do you wish you were? - I wish I was either like 5'10 or 5'3
2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) - german shepherd, Great Dane, corgi, hedgehog or Newfoundland
3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? - uh comfortable 
4: What was your favorite video game growing up? - probably Super Mario 64
5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: - my knee, my future job/plans, my relationship 
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? - Uncontrollably Inquisitive
7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]? - uhhh
8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] - meh usually phlegmatic
9: Are you ticklish? - not really
10: Are you allergic to anything? - very mildly allergic to cats
11: What’s your sexuality? - whatever floats my boat
12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? - cocoa and then coffee
13: Are you a cat or dog person? - dog
14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? - lord of the rings elf
15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? - not specifically
16: How tall are you? - 5'6ish
17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? - I hate my name but I don't know what I would change it to nor would I ever
18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] - HA
19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? - no
20: Do you like space or the ocean more? - SPACE
21: Are you religious? - I used to be ha. I find religion fascinating but I'm too scientifically based
22: Pet peeves? - open mouth chewing, slow drivers and bad grammar
23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? - diurnal. Like I already am. 
24: Favorite constellation? - Orion or Perseus 
25: Favorite star? - meh Betelgeuse
26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? - no?
27: Any phobias or fears? - I don't like the same but nothing irrational 
28: Do you think global warming is real? - global climate change is real and you're an idiot if you disagree
29: Do you believe in reincarnation? - uhhh it would be cool! Ha
30: Favorite movie? - Lilo and Stitch
31: Do you get scared easily? - I jump/blink/react easily but I don't scare easily 
32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? - um 4 dogs, 2 turtles, 2 frogs, like 18 fish, 3 hamsters, and a guinea pig
33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] - what
34: What is a color that calms you? - like a dark sea foam/wave color
35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? - travel everywhere I've never been and live in Germany or England or Australia or Netherlands or Arizona or Colorado or Seattle ha
36: Where were you born? - New Jersey
37: What is your eye color?- dark brown
38: Introvert or extrovert? - introvert 
39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? - no
40: Hugs or kisses? - I do love me some good hugs
41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? - a few select friends I haven't seen in awhile
42: Who is someone you love deeply? - my girlfriend
43: Any piercings you want? - nah
44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? - TATTOOS
45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so? - no and no
46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! - currently dating mine
47: What is a sound you really hate? - chewing or slurping
48: A sound you really love? - rain on a window or a baby cooing haha
49: Can you do a backflip? - no way
50: Can you do the splits? - I used to be able to
51: Favorite actor and/or actress? - ha currently @natvanlis and Elise Bauman or John Kraskinski or Meryl Streep or Emma Watson
52: Favorite movie? - currently Interstellar because I'm a nerd
53: How are you feeling right now? - bored
54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? - I've considered an ombré but then I remember I'm half Asian and my hair should never be anything other than dark brown/black
55: When did you feel happiest? - when I'm all comfy in bed on a lazy Sunday morning and then sun is just coming in
56: Something that calms you down? - love me some classical music and nobody pestering me ha
57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] - not that I know of
58: What does your URL mean? - it's the beginning of my favorite quote
59: What three words describe you the most? - adventurous, inquisitive and unrealistic
60: Do you believe in evolution? - yes
61: What makes you unfollow a blog? - I don't remember following them or I no longer care for what they post
62: What makes you follow a blog? - they has cool stuff
63: Favorite kind of person: - someone who knows how to laugh but also knows when to be serious
64: Favorite animal(s): - all doggies, tigers, cuttlefish, elephants and pandas
65: Name three of your favorite blogs. - that's a lot of work
66: Favorite emoticon: 💁🏻
67: Favorite meme: - I have no idea
68: What is your MBTI personality type? - INFJ
69: What is your star sign? - libra?
70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? - HA no
71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? - I wear my under armor leggings a lot but I do like my knee maroon pants
72: Post a selfie or two? - uh maybe
73: Do you have platform shoes? - what is this, 1975?
74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? - um my record for expert minesweeper is 95 seconds?
75: Can you do a front flip? - maybe into a pool
76: Do you like birds? - sure. I like the peregrine falcon 
77: Do you like to swim? - well I did swim competitively for like 17 years 
78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? - depends on who I'm with
79: Something you wish didn’t exist: - Donald trump. Or mosquitoes 
80: Some thing you wish did exist: - Hogwarts. Or flying cars 
81: Piercings you have? - one in each ear 
82: Something you really enjoy doing: - traveling and taking pictures
83: Favorite person to talk to: - a very small select group of friends
84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? - what the fuck do I do
85: How many followers do you have? - like 240 or something 
86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? - yes. Barely. Thanks to my knee. 
87: Do your socks always match? - 86% of the time
88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? - I can go beyond my toes 
89: What are your birthstones? - opal
90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? - it'd be cool to be an albatross
91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? - maybe some big annoying hibiscus 
92: A store you hate? - uh I don't think I hate any stores
93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? - 1-2 at absolutely most
94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? - hm fly
95: Do you like to wear camo? - like old school camo... No
96: Winter or summer? - Autumn
97: How long can you hold your breath for? - currently like a minute ha. In high school, the longest I ever held for was 2min 26sec
98: Least favorite person? - don't have one
99: Someone you look up to: - not really sure right now
100: A store you love? - Dick's hahaha
101: Favorite type of shoes - sneakers
102: Where do you live? - uhhh temporarily in Cleveland
103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? - I love steak
104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? - hm sapphire I guess. Or basic ass diamond
105: Do you drink milk? - yup
106: Do you like bugs? - only the pretty ones
107: Do you like spiders? - no way Jose
108: Something you get paranoid about? - my future
109: Can you draw: - I like to say I'm a good doodler
110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? - I've been asked quite a few. Usually sex related
111: A question you hate being asked? - So what do you do?
112: Ever been bitten by a spider? - who hasnt
113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? - absolutely. I could fall asleep to them
114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? - sunny with big fluffy clouds
115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: - you know who
116: Favorite cloud type: - cumulonimbus 
117: What color do you wish the sky was? - blue is fine
118: Do you have freckles? - nope
119: Favorite thing about a person: - the way their eyes wrinkle when they have a big genuine smile
120: Fruits or vegetables? - both
121: Something you want to do right now: - travel hahaha. Shocker. 
122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? - ocean
123: Sweet or sour foods? - sweet. Never sour
124: Bright or dim lights? - bright
125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? - uh no?
126: Something you hate about Tumblr: - how much time I spend on it
127: Something you love about Tumblr: - how much time I spend on it
128: What do you think about the least? - putting make up ha 
129: What would you want written on your tombstone? - not sure. Maybe some punny quote ha
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? - nobody
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? - I care a lot. About everything 
132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? - yeah
133: Computer or TV? - oohh hmm both. Can't decide. No. Computer. 
134: Do you like roller coasters? - YAS
135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? - on occasion 
136: Are your ears lobed or attached? - lobed
137: Do you believe in karma? - sure
138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? - 5.07
139: What nicknames do you have/have had? - my mother calls me wubby or pest, my sister calls me Libby, some family calls me Liz even though I hate it, and everyone else calls me Lizzie 
140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? - nah
141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? - nope
142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? - I would like to hope a good influence
143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? - giving but I'm horrible at picking out stuff
144: What makes you angry - inconsiderate people
145: How many languages do you speak fluently? - ha English and I should be fluent in mandarin but I'm not
146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? - boys or girls. Whatever. Someone human
147: Are you androgynous? - no
148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: - I have nice calves. I guess ha
149: Favorite thing about your personality: - I'm very empathetic and sympathetic 
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. - Alisa, Bethany and Candida
151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? - Ancient Rome
152: Do you like BuzzFeed? - yeah
153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] - Tumblr ha
154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? - yeah
155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? - I love hair
156: What embarrasses you? - people bringing up something I was trying to avoid
157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: - public speaking
158: Biggest lie you have ever told: - I have no idea
159: How many people are you following? - like 85
160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? - no idea, like 6000?
161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? - zero I think
162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? - not many 
163: Last time you cried and why: - a few days ago and for personal reasons
164: Do you have long or short hair? - long
165: Longest your hair has ever been: - ha last fall it was just above my butt. Whoops. 
166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? - I never grew up religious and I'm such a scientific-I-need-proof kind of person 
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? - yes. I love me some Big Bang theories and string theories and shit
168: Do you like to wear makeup? - on occasion
169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? - ha no
170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? - sure
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