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sa-gt-tarrius · 2 years
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Fanfiction Masterlist
Updated: October 10th, 2022
Total works: 23
Ace Attorney [13]
Super Mario Bros. [3]
Sanders Sides [4]
Among Us [1]
Transformers [1]
Original works [1]
Ace Attorney 
The Tiniest Turnabout In progress | G/T AO3 Link Phoenix is hit by a shrink ray while investigating the murder of a local inventor. With the help of Miles Edgeworth, he tries to solve the case and get back to normal size before his client is sentenced for a murder she didn’t commit. 
Occupational Hazards In progress | G/T AO3 Link While Klavier and Apollo are fetching old evidence, they accidentally activate the exact shrink ray that shot Phoenix years earlier. A tentative sequel to The Tiniest Turnabout. 
Amicus Curiae: Friend of the Court In progress | G/T AO3 Link Apollo is a borrower and secret law enthusiast. When Kristoph, a renowned defence attorney, discovers Apollo snooping around in his office, the young borrower’s life is bound to take a turn for the better… or the worse, once Phoenix Wright is put on trial for murder.
That Would Be Enough Oneshot | Complete | G/T | 3k words AO3 Link A continuation sometime after the events of the Apollo Borrower AU. Klavier visits Apollo at the Agency, realizes how hard the life of a borrower is, and asks Apollo for a favour: to teach Klavier how to borrow.
New Take on a Familiar Face Oneshot | Complete | G/T | 4k words AO3 Link Klavier is kidnapped by ransomers but manages to escape their car and flee into the Californian desert. Just as he collapses from heat exhaustion, an old friend stumbles upon him by accident—a friend who’s much, much taller than Klavier remembered. 
The Rattatiniest Tourneybout In progress | G/T 1 + 2 A speculative, silly crossover between The Tiniest Turnabout and the Ratattorney AU by @spirit-small. Two miniature Phoenix Wrights meet after an inter-dimensional mishap.
Don’t Drink the Zheng-Fa Oolong Tea In progress | G/T AO3 Link Klavier brings some rare imported tea to the Prosecutor’s Office, which results in them being shrunken to four inches tall. Luckily, Sebastian is De Beste at solving problems! He can totally fix this!
Coming Up Short In progress | G/T AO3 Link An alternate version of the Apollo Borrower AU, from the perspective of 17-year-old borrower Klavier and his brother Kristoph.
Wish Fufillment In progress | G/T AO3 Link Apollo is hired to find a magical artifact hidden in the desert. What he doesn’t expect to find is a genie, offering to grant him a single wish. Apollo should’ve known it was all too good to be true.
The Brave and the Bold In progress AO3 Link In the aftermath of his brother’s arrest, and with the failure of the Jurist system, Klavier Gavin takes up the mantle of a superhero. If the court can’t uphold justice, maybe he can instead.
Traffic Violation Oneshot | Complete | 1k words AO3 Link Dick Gumshoe pulls over a speeding car. To his dismay and horror, the driver is none other than Miles Edgeworth.
A Word of Advice Oneshot | Complete | 3k words AO3 Link Franziska and Apollo have a lot in common, except for one thing: Franziska has managed to accept her father’s fate and move on, while Apollo is still grieving the loss of his mentor. Franziska decides to sit Apollo down for a talk.
Enchanté, Enchanté In progress AO3 Link A loose adaptation of Pixar’s Coco. Apollo’s foster father finds a burnt photograph of his parents, which leads to a startling and horrifying realization that Apollo can’t quite face.
Super Mario Bros. 
Larger Than Life In progress | G/T AO3 Link Mario and Luigi are humble blue-collar workers in a poor neighbourhood. Their lives are turned upside-down when they find themselves stranded in the Mushroom Kingdom, a strange land populated by giant creatures. 
[OLD] G/T oneshot collection In progress | G/T 1  |  2  |  3  |  4  |  5  |  6  |  7  |  8  |  9  |  10  |  11  |  12  |  13 A series of oneshots in which Princess Peach discovers two tiny brothers living in her castle walls. They claim to be humans, but that’s ridiculous because humans are extinct. Right? 
[OLD] A Visitor In Castle Bleck Incomplete | G/T | Discontinued 1  |  2  |  3  |  4 A second-person POV fic. An unnamed borrower roams the halls of Castle Bleck after being teleported there by mistake.
Sanders Sides
The Violet Forest Oneshot | Complete | G/T | 5k words Tumblr Link Prince Roman has been acting strangely after emerging from a cursed forest near town. His ex-friend, renowned alchemist Logan, is hired by Remus to investigate the issue. 
Everything is Okay Oneshot | Complete | G/T | 2k words Tumblr Link Logan gets separated from his friends while on a hike. When he loses his way, and with a storm fast approaching, he’s certain that he’s done for. Luckily, a friendly giant happens to find him and bring him to safety. 
Done Deal Complete | G/T | 11k words Tumblr Link Borrower Virgil’s trust in people is shattered when his roommate Deceit leaves him for dead to make his own escape. If he can’t trust his fellow borrowers, how could he possibly trust two humans who seem weirdly concerned about his health and safety? 
How To Survive the Fall Incomplete | G/T | Discontinued Tumblr Link Virgil has two brothers, two cousins, and no parents. But one evening, he gets a text from someone who says they “survived the fall”—and claims to be just one of Virgil’s long-lost siblings. 
Among Us
Liars Ahead: Proceed With Caution Oneshot | Complete…? | G/T | 9k words Tumblr Link Henry’s childhood dream was to become an astronaut, and it’s finally coming true. Too bad no one mentions the giants who operate the facility he’s staying at... or the man-eating Imposters that roam the planet. 
Transformers 
Untitled Oneshot Oneshot | G/T | 700 words Tumblr Link A second-person POV. A human wanders into the Decepticon base and is promptly discovered by Megatron. Cue the clown music. 
Original Works
Birdsong Oneshot | Complete | G/T | 2k words Tumblr Link Scarlet Beowulf has the ability to speak with animals. This attracts the unwanted attention of Mythnir the Invisible, a shapeshifting dragon. 
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spirit-small · 2 years
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The Rattatiniest Tourneybout headcanons?
There's something inherently funny about having a headcanon for a crossover between an au and a fanfic. Like this is so far removed from canon at this point that it's almost unrecognizable.
That being said I think Maya is totally down for the idea of just having two Nicks. One for her, one for Edgey, it all works out.
Beanix isn't a big fan of the idea of not getting back to his own reality. Phoenix isn't a big fan of the idea that he "belongs" to Maya or Edgeworth.
She wants to try going to court with one on each shoulder and see if they agree, and, if not, which one is the angel and which one is the devil. Edgeworth says such an experiment would be making a mockery of our justice system.
Edgeworth can't help his mind from drifting to... Unsavory thoughts about what he could do with two tiny Phoenixes (Phoenices? Phoenii?). He's disgusted with himself for even considering... That at a time like this. Or in general, really. He can't stand the thought that he could be taking advantage of him.
Maya tries to get Beanix to do a few things Phoenix refuses, like the hamster ball. Beanix is a little more open to trying those things out despite Phoenix's warnings, and they usually do end up about as poorly as Phoenix expects.
Headcanon AU of the crossover between the au and the fanfic: if borrower nick had gotten zapped into the tiniest turnabout instead of the other way around
Edgeworth: "Oh, great, it not only shrank you, but it cloned you as well. Though... This duplicate seems to only have a crude approximation of your outfit. Oh well, I suppose we should probably put it out of its misery. Human cloning is unethical and this thing should not exist."
Both Phoenices and Maya are very against just killing this sudden new Phoenix.
@sa-gt-tarrius feel free to use these in any way you want or not at all if you don't want to that's fine too
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musicallygt · 2 years
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sa-gt-tarrius · 2 years
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Thank you anon for oiling my brain gears……. I call this the Rattatiniest Tourneybout
Credit for the Ratattorney AU goes to @spirit-small I hope you’re ok with me posting this dvsksvsk
Maya was careful to avoid eye contact with random passerby as she sped down the courthouse hallway. Snatching a not-guilty verdict from the jaws of defeat had taken a lot out of her, and she hadn’t gotten the chance to speak with Phoenix since the verdict was handed down.
So there she was, searching for a secluded place to speak with the borrower currently perched on her shoulder. It was too dangerous to converse in the open, after all—especially with so many prying eyes around. Hidden behind Maya’s locks of hair, the man’s tiny hands gripped her robes for balance. He remained silent as Maya continued speed-walking.
A sign pointing to the courthouse bathrooms caught her eye. She turned the corner, ignoring a nearby bailiff, and shoved herself into the farthest stall from the door. It was hardly the perfect place to chat, but it was safer than anyplace else and would suffice for the moment.
“Nice job out there, Maya!” Phoenix whispered a quiet cheer into Maya’s ear. He grasped her robes to keep himself steady, which only slightly offset his excited bouncing. “I thought we were done for, but you really pulled through.”
“I don’t know how lawyers do this full-time,” Maya sighed, collapsing onto the closed toilet seat. She reached behind her ear, holding her hand flat for Phoenix to step onto. “But it’s worth it, you know? I think our client was about to cry tears of joy.”
When she retracted her hand, Phoenix stood atop it, grinning widely. His face was flushed from embarrassment and adrenaline, but his eyes glimmered with pride nonetheless. “Yeah… we did great today. Burgers to celebrate?”
“You read my mind.” Maya fumbled for her cellphone. “Maybe Edgeworth wants to come with us!”
Phoenix shook his head and laughed. “No way he wants to buy you food after losing so badly.”
“He can’t say no to this face,” Maya replied with a cheeky grin. She began punching Miles Edgeworth’s phone number into the keypad, wondering what kind of burger she should order. The phone rang twice before someone picked up. “Hey, Edgeworth! Wanna meet us in the lobby for burgers?”
“Miss Fey,” Miles hissed from the other end, ignoring her question and sounding incredibly irate all of a sudden. Perhaps he was upset about losing the trial? “Tell me… has Wright suffered any major head injuries recently?”
Maya glanced down at Phoenix, who shrugged in reply. “Uh, no,” she told Miles. “Not that I know of.”
“Then could you explain to me,” Miles continued, every word laced with fury and anger, “why I found him wandering in the open? In the lobby, no less?”
“Huh?” Maya scratched her head, as if it would help her figure out what the hell Miles was talking about. From his spot on her palm, Phoenix appeared to be just as confused as she was. He could only offer a puzzled stare. “Nick knows better than that,” Maya said slowly. “He wouldn’t—”
Miles cut her off, his words rising in pitch until his voice cracked. “Well, he did! He was almost found by Payne of all people, and I shudder to think how that could have gone!” He sucked in a sharp breath, evidently trying to calm himself down. “Come to the lobby. I have Wright with me and I’m taking you both home. Now.”
With no further fanfare or explanation, the line went dead. Miles had hung up on them. Maya stared at the phone with a puzzled expression before turning her attention back to Phoenix. “Huh? Edgeworth has… you?”
Phoenix simply shrugged again.
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When Maya returned to the lobby, Miles was silent at first. He simply motioned for the girl to follow him to the parking lot, and although his face remained carefully blank, there was a wild panic in his eyes that betrayed how he really felt. Maya trailed him without complaint, and they stayed silent until they were in the safety of Miles’ car.
That’s when hell broke loose.
“You’ve spoken to me at length about the importance of staying hidden,” Miles growled, slamming his hands hard onto the steering wheel. “I took great care in keeping your existence a secret from the courts. I’ve overlooked countless crimes just so you can practice law!”
Maya winced at the volume. She stuck a finger into her ear and scowled. “Edgeworth, what—”
“You could have gotten Miss Fey into serious trouble, you know. You could have gotten her arrested! What happened to being careful?!”
At first, Maya had been annoyed at being yelled at for seemingly no reason, but seeing Miles in his half-angry, half-panicked state was strangely fascinating . He never once looked at her (or even in Phoenix’s general direction, although he was still hidden behind her hair). In fact, he never once looked up—his gaze was kept locked downwards, avoiding both Maya’s and Phoenix’s eyes.
How curious.
Apparently, though, Phoenix had already heard enough. He jumped off Maya’s shoulder, landing on her knee with a soft thud. “Edgeworth, what do you take me for? Of course I’m careful.” Miles flinched a bit, blinking at Phoenix with buggy eyes. Phoenix simply folded his arms and curled an eyebrow, unimpressed and annoyed with Miles’ odd behaviour. “Maya was with me all day. I wasn't by myself for a second.”
“But… We… But y—you were…” Miles devolved into incoherent sputters, glancing between Phoenix and Maya rapidly. It seemed like it was the prosecutor’s turn to be utterly confused. “B—but we were… just…”
“Edgeworth,” Maya pressed, taking advantage of the quiet to speak up. “What’s going on? Why are you being so weird?”
Miles didn’t answer her. His lips pressed into a thin line, and he once again fixed his gaze downwards. “…Is every borrower named Phoenix Wright?” he breathed, his voice strangled.
“What’s a borrower?” a faint new voice asked nervously, and to Maya’s surprise, something in Miles’ breast pocket began to shift and squirm. He wasn’t talking to Maya. He was talking to his pocket. Or at least, whatever was inside it.
Miles scowled. “What do you mean, what’s a borrower? And how do you know my name if you’re not Wright?!”
Phoenix let his arms fall limply to his sides. He climbed around the stickshift and onto Miles’ leg, cocking his head at the new presence in the car. Maya shifted around so she could face Miles fully. They both looked on with varying degrees of uncertainty.
“I—I… I’m sorry, I’m just a bit confused,” the new voice continued, stammering over its words. “Why are we at the courthouse? Did I fall asleep?”
“Edgeworth,” Phoenix said suddenly, looking rather grim. “I think you kidnapped a borrower.”
“But he’s you!” Miles shouted. It took all of Maya’s effort not to wince from the volume spike. “I’m not blind, I wouldn’t just kidnap a random borrower!”
“Let him out,” Phoenix said simply. “I’ll handle this.”
Miles tried to protest, but gave up halfway through a sputtered first word when Phoenix shot him a look. Hesitantly, he reached a hand into his pocket. He carefully gathered up a mess of blue limbs—a tiny person—and set them down in his lap. Phoenix gasped sharply, and Maya found herself gaping like a fish.
Miles wasn’t kidding—the resemblance was uncanny.
The borrower’s hair jutted backwards, seemingly sharp to the touch, and his suit was crisp and well-pressed—not to mention expertly made. But other than that, the little man fumbling for a foothold atop Miles’ leg was eerily similar to Phoenix. Even their heterochromatic eyes were identical—brown and blue, and wide as saucers.
The strange borrower didn’t fully register Phoenix’s presence until he’d accidentally stumbled and fallen forwards, collapsing into Phoenix’s chest and sending them both sprawling onto the nearby armrest. “Crap,” the man whispered apologetically, fumbling for something to hold onto. “I’m so sorry. Did I hurt you?”
Phoenix blinked rapidly, alternating his bewildered gaze between the new borrower and a rather helpless-looking Miles. “I’m fine,” he eventually settled on saying, shoving the man off his chest and rising to his feet. He paced around the spot the other man sat, gripping his forehead with his hand. “You’re… You’re a…”
“I can’t believe that stupid machine zapped another person. If the doctor wasn’t already dead, I would have killed him myself.” The borrower shakily rose to a stand, focusing more on steadying himself than anything else. “And when we get back to normal, I’m throwing that piece of junk into a volcano.”
Doctor? Machine? Maya was beginning to wonder if the borrower had hit his head at some point.
“My name is Phoenix Wright,” he continued, brushing dust off his suit and turning to face Phoenix for an introduction. He stuck his hand out and finally looked at Phoenix’s face.
“What about you? What’s your—n–ngh?!”
The man suddenly choked on his tongue, his eyes bugging out comically. It seemed that he finally realized what everyone else had already noticed. “Y—you’re me!” he shouted, pointing an accusatory finger in Phoenix’s direction. “What the hell?! You’re… y—you’re me!”
“That’s what we’ve been saying,” Maya said carefully, her face scrunched up in confusion. “Who are you? Are you a borrower, too?”
The answer to Maya’s question was the borrower promptly passing out where he stood.
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