my favorite genre of f1 pics

Personal headcanon is that garrus is not straight because he won't date male shepard. nobody will convince me that that dinosaur is heterosexual. the REAL reason male shepard can't date him is just because he's ugly by turian standards due to the lack of nice hair and waist

I think male shepard should've had the opportunity to flirt with Garrus, and then have Garrus desperately look around the room like "oh, well I'm, uh...." and finally say "........straight" in the least convincing tone ever because he doesn't want to tell you that he is attracted to men, just not you, but he's so 100% absolutely transparently lying

cross stop being cute challenge /j

'solar died' whattt what are you talking abouttt this week lunar and earth were finding new hobbies and jobs and that's definitely what all the lore was yeahhh

(aka the discords sotw was what hypothetical jobs lunar and earth could/would do and i am Coping. lunar is a good ole minimum wage Mc.Donald's slave and earth is a pet-sitter :)

To whoever invented the headcannon of Maekar looking a bit like Maegor: I am going to Kiss you in the lips. With tongue.

what do u mean this didnt happen on the podcast

Sabo showing up to his super stealthy terrorism day job everyday in his fruity ass steampunk top hat, a perfectly ruffled cravat, and a five foot solid lead pipe

steve walking in on billy fixing his hair and asking if he’s getting ready for their date

only he doesn’t say it like that

what comes out instead is

“you getting yourself all dolled up for me, baby?”

and billy has a moment

Ilkka Villi & Pelle Heikkilä as Erik Mann & Jesper Janssen in Nymfit (2013), episode 2 "Honey Bees"

otter tries to get his mask back on — DAL vs BOS — 02.19.24

;>

the reason why jackie/shauna is so bloody compelling is that it’s built on the same foundations of unwavering love and devotion as every other homoerotic teenage friendship

shauna’s entire existence is wrapped in jackie’s like:

i want you. i want what you have. i want you. i don’t know who i am without you. i want you. i wish my life was more like yours. i want you. your hair is so pretty— can i touch it? i want you. i don’t let anyone else dictate what i do but i have shaped myself entirely around you. i want you. why can’t i be more like you? i want you. i wish i was you. i want you. i wish we were one person. i want you. i don’t want you to be happy unless i’m the reason why. i want you. why can’t we share everything? i want you. i don’t know where you end and i begin. i want you. i’m not supposed to. i want you. you’re my best friend. i want you. i know you never will. i want you. i’ll never admit that the you in my head is better than the real you. i want you. i don’t want to share you. i want you. i will have you in every way i can. i want you. it’s my fault. i want you. it should have been me. i want you. i will have you. i want you. i can’t let go. i want you. i will sink my teeth into your skin. i want you. you will always be a part of me. i want you. i must be the one to have the first bite. i want you. i love you. i want you. i love you. i want you. i love you.

Are you really calling a grown man baby-girl?😬

absolutely.

hudda hudda huh

Wooooooooo. God. Just imagining Gep sitting there and having all those feelings flood right through him as he reads, knowing that Sampo's gone for good but still kinda hoping it's all a mistake.

Can't even begin to imagine how he'd feel gettin the next dream from him. Probably still thinking it false, that it's just his hopes influencing his subconscious. He's probs on duty when the day comes, somehow gravitating towards the shipyard not knowing what to think.

Then he sees him, on top of some wall he's not meant to be anywhere near - don't think Sampo's capable of making a normal entrance.

Dude would probably feel 10x lighter, not realising the weight of the new's burden until it was gone, soft smile on his face as he turns around - having seen nothing at all.

N in the next few chases, if he's a little slower than usual, takes safer patrols when he notices he'sbeing followed, then he's merely out of practice.

((The context: Lucid Dreamer ficlet part 1, part 2, and an ask))

AAAAAAA ANON YOU'RE SO SMART. I have thought the same thing about Gepard's reaction to the dream; I think he'd be wary. He would be worried it was just a regular dream and not a Dream-dream, and I don't think he would tell anyone about it, because he doesn't want to break anyone's heart all over again with false hopes.

The part of this that's really killing me though is GEPARD NOTICING SAMPO IS STALKING HIM and TAKING SAFER ROUTES TO PROTECT HIM, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. Gepard feeling eyes on the back of his neck in a way he hasn't felt in so long, and instead of being alarmed like a normal person, he just feels at peace. Like ah, he missed this feeling, and he didn't realize how badly he did until just now...

Absolute freaks, the both of them. I adore them.