Anyone gonna write some young president snow x reader stuff cause I’m in need!

I think the worst part about the FNAF movie is that William Afton is not British. I think everything would be solved if they gave him a British accent, personally

He always comes back

Me: *who does terrible with anything remotely scary, i.e., jumpscares, etc. * Hey let's go see the Fnaf movie!

My Sister: *Lover of scary movies* yeah let's get a later showing.

Me: *casual liker of scary concepts when in bed, with blankets and stuff, and I don't have to leave it* sounds good.

~one movie later~

Me: *back against the couch music full blast distractions from my intense paranoia* this is fine

I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

YOU CAN TRUST ME TO BE IN PUBLIC

I WILL BEHAVE

people are being so weird about barbie criticisms… like sorry if you make a movie so directly about feminism and the experiences of woman….it’s actually pretty important to welcome criticism lmao

Looks at you with my autistic eyes

Cant believe the top gun movie inspired another wave of "if you consume this media youre Bad because its poison propoganda and no one is capable of enjoying things critically". Thought we were over this one lads

austin butler actually played a really good elvis!!!

Went to see Top Gun Maverick - that theme music is absolutely iconic!

Can't give any real opinions about the movie because I won't be incriminated like that

Will say that the burrito afterwards was immaculate

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse + text posts

*puts hands on hollywood exec's shoulders, staring unblinking into their eyes* listen to me. you will never get people who hate musicals to like musicals by making your musical less of a musical. if you hide the fact that your film is a musical in the advertising, you're going to get a lot of low ratings from people who hate musicals and went into your movie not expecting a musical and got one anyway. people who hate musicals will hate them no matter how realistic and diegetic and lowkey you try to make it. they will hate musicals even if you completely excise anything complicated, over the top, silly, or even slightly challenging. they will hate musicals even if you cut half the songs. they will hate musicals even if you cast that a-lister who can't sing worth a damn. stop trying to market to people who hate musicals. they're a lost cause. your audience should be people who love musicals. this half-assed middle ground pisses off both camps. just embrace the fact that your movie is a musical. lean into it. don't try and trick musical haters into coming to your film when you could be marketing to the theater kids. better cringe than a coward.

i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda