The Mighty Nein Reunited, Part 2: U'kotoa Unleashed
Matt: "What the fuck happened at this table?" We're with you Matt. What the fuck is Travis wearing? Most of the others have lucked out but Travis, poor Travis ... oh dear ... Sam this plug is abysmal. It's hilarious it's so bad, but ... it's still BAD.
Sam: "This one's a normal!" Oh boy ... and Laura's adorable enthusiasm at the mention of Backblaze is so sweet ...
Okay, here we go, and once again the return of that wonderful intro! :3
Man this makes me so nervous, I mean the fact that we had happy endings for everybody at the end of Campaign 2 but now anything could happen ... I mean if anybody dies tonight? Oh fuck I'm not ready for this ...
Oh shit that giant is WAY too big and oh fuck it's STRAIGHT INTO INITIATIVE!!! Help!
Kingsley up first and WHAT THE HELL is going on with that sword? I mean I know Bloodhunter but still ... oooh, 5 temporary hit points! Stealthing ... sneaky sneaky ...
Sam: "Boy oh boy, Taliesin, this is a lot of words." No shit. Wow, Taliesin struggling with character mechanics is such a novelty it's kind of fascinating.
Marisha is STRAIGHT INTO perching on her chair and it's adorable. XD Matt: "The bob-bobs?" Marisha: "The bob-bobs at those two little pissants."
Sam doing a Caleb impression as he's describing Veth doing magic ... :3 oh, and that spell is NICE, beautiful results. Veth tries to stealth and Sam rolls balls, but due to advantages STILL manages to score 27. XD
FOUR ELDRITCH BLASTS?!!! Holy fuck ... Hahaha I love Hexblade's Curse. XD
Storm Giant's turn ... uh-oh ... I'm sorry, 29 STRENGTH?!!! The temple is FUCKED. Definitely.
Ashley: "Okay, I'd like to rage." Cue appreciative barbarian noises from Travis ... the Scaldsaber? Oooh ... oh, and it's SHINY!!! That is sweet.
Jester is casting Earthquake? With Veth right behind the temple? Please be careful ... and Veth is just flicking through her camp guidebook in panic. Lots of nonsense talk about mushrooms ...
Dexterity throws and EVERYBODY HAS TO BEAT 19?!!! Veth and Kingsley succeed but Yasha fails ... oops! 12 damage halved to 6 across the board because Yasha's raging so it's the same ... oh dhit and now the giant has FALLEN ON TOP OF YASHA?!!! Massive ouch now ... O.O
Mage is diving in the hole ... Fjord Counterspells! Nice! He still goes in the hole but faceplants with a Wile E. Coyote noise! XD
Caleb's Stormrider boots ... he scorches that arse with lightning! Nice! The party are duly appreciative. Ooh, AND Disintegration damage? 76 points of damage? Ashley: "Oooh!" Laura: "That's wizard shit!" Caleb: "Wild out!"
Creature misses it's attack on Beau, Marisha decides to use her crazy cool monk shit to react and she KICKS HIS ARSE!!! Nice!
Natural 20 for Kingsley! Double damage so he deals plus sneaky attack so he deals out 51 POINTS OF DAMAGE IN ONE HIT!!! Meanwhile SNACKS!!! Yum! XD Secong hit another 16 points of damage and HOW IS IT NOT ALREADY DEAD?!!!
Beau goes for the mage and jumps in the hole? Ballsy ... Slow Fall! Nice! Matt: "Go monk shit!"
Oh shit yeah I forgot about the sun sigils! Watch out for that shit!
15 feet away? Nuts ... no cool monk attack, then. Oh, here we go ... cool sonic attack from the staff! 13 points of damage! Sweet!
Sam enquires if Yasha being pinned under the giant means she's in melee with it ... AND IT DOES?!!! Hilarious!
Brenatto's Voltaic Bolt? Whoa ... and because she's hidden it hits despite the giant being prone ... oh boy, and Veth just ANNIHILATED its balls ... >.<
Veth jumps in yhe hole to back Beau up ... oh shit, there's SNAKES!!! EEEEEEEEEE!!!
Fjord casts Fly on himself ... Relentless Hex! Nice! And now he's used his action already so he can't attack?
Jester rolls a Nat 20 on request and somehow that mean the ground doesn't just give out under her ... but it gives out under everybody else? Seriously?
And now everybody but Jester and Kingsley is in the hole along with Beau and Veth and the mage ...
Laura (in Jester voice): "Uh, DM, I'm still up here next to the tree, please don't forget about me!"
New battle map ... Travis: "Oooh, he's got extra pieces!" And there's snakes raining from stove too! Shit!
Yasha bamfs out her wings and pounces on the giant ... or not because bamfing her wings us sn ACTION!!! Oops! So she unleashes a Battle Cry to give everybody advantage instead!
Jester is STUCK now because she doesn't see what's going on ... okay she goes to Kingsley instead and holds her spell until his turn do they can jump in! Smart in a really clumsy way! XD
Caleb is PRONE. Oof ...
Mage is going to Dimension Door and Fjord sacrifices another Counterspell to beat him! So the mage just starts RUNNING instead ...
Travis: "This area of the map seems different ... it's made of PUDDING!!!"
Caleb is doing Wizard stuff but holding it for Beau to hit the mage ... no fancy name this time znd Sam takes issue with the lack of flare. Liam (in Caleb voice): "EFFICIENCY!!!"
Jester jumps in with Kingsley ONTO THE GIANT'S HEAD!!!
Kingsley attacks the mage and gets foiled! Nuts!
Marisha attacks the giant and gets 13 points of damage in! Spends 3 ki points to open up a vulnerability on him, then moves onto the mage and opens up another csn if whoopass on him too ... Flurry of Beaus? Ooooooooh ... 14 points of damage? Nice ... but the Stunning Strike misses. Nuts ...
Caleb incinerates the already dead creature but gets 17 fire damage on the giant. Okay ...
Sam: "This is more action I've had since ... I don't know, Insert Joke Here!"
40 points of damage from Veth's crossbow on the giant and she gets the HDYWTDT right between its eyes! Nice!
Bonus she shoots the mage in the buttocks too!
Fjord gets 30 points on the mage on his first hit! Oooh ... then he lands another ... fuck, I can't even ADD UP all that, it's just a ridiculous amount of damage ...
Yasha takes up Sentinel on the mage and JUST gets past its Shield ... Ashley does damage maths ... 49 on the first attack? Ouch ... then another 23 ... another HDYWTDT?!!! Noice! She just DECAPITATES that fucker ...
Just one fish guy left ... and a FUCKLOAD of snakes ...
Jester gets 19 points of damage on that last fish guy ...
Veth: "In an earthquake you're supposed to get in a bathtub." Jester: "I thought it was supposed to be in a fire." Veth: "Well I wrote the guidebook, so ..."
Caleb misses his attack ... and all the other incapacitated fish guys jump in? What?
One of them's got the crystal! Shit! Something's lighting up in the temple ... it's a temple to Zehir, U'kotoa's creator and ultimate jailer!
The final seal is broken! Oh shit! Something's coming ... all the snakes are now converging on them!
Fjord creates a gate to help them escape ... and Matt uses the malevolent power in the place to veto it and shuts the spell down IMMEDIATELY?!!! Not cool!
Okay, how the hell do they get out now?
Fjord tries to communicate with the effigy of Zehir ... and the god talks back? Oh, and it REALLY don't like Fjord ...
Matt (chuckling): "Make an intimidation check ... against a Betrayer God!"
Zehir demands a pact ... oh, that can't be good. One of them must bear his mark ... for as long as he has interest in them? Oh, and Kingsley's just gonna go for it? Really? After Lucien?
Fjord decides he won't let anyone else do this ... oh no, this is so bad ...
Oh, now this whole process is just DEEPLY unpleasant ... choose what to do? What are the choices? Oh shit, there's a sword now ... not this again ...
Ooooooh, a rapier, nice ... The Fang of the Spire King? That I'd frickin HARDCORE, man ...
Wait, he's giving it to Kingsley? What the hell? What does this even mean?
The sense of dread is gone ... somewhere south in the Lucidian, U'kotoa is loose ... of course he is. That's, like, par for the course ...
Fjord: "Snakes! Aud us in our ascension!" Yeah, they're not having it ...
Oooh ... Darktow ... go to Darktow ...
Jester's overly excited by the idea of the Plank King ... Fjord: "Let me see your DMs!"
She sends a message to the Plank King ... oh, he's having none of it either. He REALLY doesn't like her, does he?
Okay, back to Nicodranas, then. Caleb ports them all back.
There's rumours of a dark storm brewing ... oh no, that's not good at all. Lots of dark prophetic visions too ... ugh ... trouble's coming, then.
Set up the ship tonight, then. Best do that, then.
Drensala Vis. Nice shit, sounds like ... Captain Adella? Oh yeah! Yeah, we remember her. Oh, and apparently she's totally up for this too. Well this is gonna be EASY then.
Go now or a night's rest?
Caleb goes to see Yussa, looking for aid or supplies, whatever might be available. What on earth has he even got ... whoa, that's A LOT of Potions!
Bluud furnishes them with a charcuterie board ... or a "meat plate" as he puts it. It's a bit of a weird situation. But he forgot the wine ... oh, never mind, Veth and Beau have booze ...
Jester wants milk ... Veth: "You could milk me!" The group is suitably grossed out ...
Jester messages her mother ... tells her to go stay with The Gentleman to be safe. She turns down the idea if the Gentleman, but goes to friends instead. Veth gets her to message Yeza with a warning too, sends him off on a camping trip with the campers for safety.
Kingsley asks Yasha and Beau about Molly ... oh boy ... yeah, this is getting heavy again and this music is NOT HELPING ... now THAT is interesting, Kingsley considers Molly snd Lucien to be his parents and so he's determined to do BETTER than either of them did. Yeah, this sounds smart.
Everybody gets a ling night's rest ... and then they wake up to chaos, it seems. Oof, this is looking MESSY. U'kotoa is definitely fucking things up out there ...
Setting sail into hell, then ... yeah, that sounds like a proper bloody battle out there ... and there's something BIG out there ...
And now we're on the break. Of course we are ...
Second half, then ... and they're on the way ... a triangular ocean battle map? Okay then, this ain't foreboding at all ...
Fjord casts Underwater Breathing on everyone. Nice ...
Oh gods ... Veth has fashioned a pretty decent Fluffernutter ... yeah, that can't be a good thing at all, can it?
IS THAT music copywritable? Isn't it old timey?
Oh shit, giant sea serpent! Not good! Not good!
Jester is trying to Control Weather against a demigod monster that can control the weather ... Nat 20? Hmmmmmm ... okay, so it KIND OF works pretty well considering ...
Veth casts INTELLECT FORTRESS on Fjord? WTF?
Matt's having superglue problems ...
Fjord is flying again, it would seem. Yasha wants to use effects to pep everybody up but none of them last very long ... hmmmm ...
Uh oh ... U'kotoa's talking now. ALSO not good ...
And now there are THINGS in the water ... whoa, those ate just ... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! That headpiece is TERRIFYING!!!
Roll initiative!
Bollocks ... U'kotoa goes first. That's so very bad ... and he has Lair Actions apparently ... oof ...
Tidal Wave? Crap ... 250 feet tall? SERIOUSLY?!!! Fjord is knocked prone as he's FLYING?!!! How does yhat even work? EVERYBODY is getting knocked prone and taking 45 points of bludgeoning damage! Not good at all! Oh wait, Yasha DOESN'T get knocked prone! All righty then ...
Anger of the Storm? And it's electric-based ... wait, what did that even DO?!!!
Fjord tries to hit one of the coils in the eye ... and MAKES IT!!! 22 points if slashing damage and Hexblade's Curse! Noice ...
Travis: "Daddy got a tattoo! Daddy got a tattoo and a midlife crisis!"
Fjord takes 19 points if bludgeoning damage and 5 points of acid damage ... and he's GRAPPLED by the tentacle on the coil. Ugh ...
Kingsley has to STAND UP in order to do anything ... Blood Maladict for Fire? Hmmm ... and with the new sword, too ... 20 points if piercing damage and 6 points of fire damage, then another 18 on the second strike and Brand of Castigation? Ooooooooh ...
Beau is pulling a Naruto and she's GETTING ON THE HEAD!!! Bloody hell ... she goes straight for the eyeball ... Stunning Strike? No, it's immune to Stun. Of course it is. Still, 10 damage. Second hit, another 13 damage. FLURRY OF BLOWS and Extract Aspects! Oh, so this thing is ... whoa, that's A LOT of immunities ...
Yasha would like to rage again (cue Travis grunting in appreciation again). Whoa ... and she is swinging nothing but misses right now. Ouch ...
U'kotoa tries to grab her and fails MISERABLY ...
Czleb chugs a healing Potions to get 26 hit points back ... hits thd boots znd shoots up in the dky, appears to turn into a crazy big blue fucking DRAGON!!! Travis: "Damn!" And Mstt has just the mini for the job, too! XD
Veth stays prone but shoots one of the eyes ... Nat 20! Ooof! 81 POINTS of piercing damage? Holy fuck! And apparently that REALLY HURT too ...
Jester casts Dawn to summon a 30 radius cylinder of radiant light, fries U'kotoa's tail with 22 radiant damage. Halved though, apparently ...
U'kotoa tries to whip its tail at Kingsley, misses and instead takes damage itself! Ah Haha ...
Yasha gets 17 points if damage plus 4 offire damage! Nice! Getting better!
"It DOES get its Tidal Wave back." XD
Beau takes a bite attack and is dealt 30 points of piercing damage? Oooooh ... but somehow she manages to NOT get swallowed too at least ...
Fjord takes 21 points of bludgeoning damage and 13 points of acid damage from the head attack. Travis: "Yeah, my ANCESTORS took that damage."
Yasha takes 31 points of bludgeoning damage reduced to 15 from the tail plus 11 points of acid damage ... oof ...
Jester: "Fjord, help me I fell down the stairs!"
Fjord fires Cone of Cold on U'kotoa ... oooh, that is gonna do some SERIOUS damage! 46 points of cold damage ... low roll to save to 94 points ... argh, no, not Legendary Resistance! Just regular damage then ... oh and now there are ICEBERGS out here? Is that not a BAD THING right now?
Kingsley can't actually reach anything right now ... yeah ...
Beau is going for another eyeball ... and DEFINITELY hits, but misses the second. Still, 10 damage and thd eyes dim again ... Patient Defence!
Oh, so apparently the ship will have DRIFTED, so Kingsley CAN make an attack. Sooooo ... more maths ... 26 damage with 9 extra fire! Then 15 normal with 5 fire, and BOTH on the eyes!
Legendary Action! But Kingsley can nullify it ... all his attacks are now at disadvantage, apparently. NOICE!!! Oh but Kingsley takes a hit ...
Cannonade! Here we go ... 2 hits! Okay, time for MAJOR damage dice antics ...
Yasha has a new tattoo? Chain Breaker ... it flares up ... ooh, Thunderclap! And it doesn't work ... nollovks. Just hits the water instead ... bonus for another Battle Cry instead, so everybody but Fjord gets one round advantage.
Dragleb comes down and ALL THREE of them flare so apparently When he uses Frightful Presence U'kotoa becomes FRIGHTENED?!!! Wow ... oh, and there's MORE? Wait, this is NOT gonna work? I'm so confused now ... and so is Liam, it seems ... okay ... oh, Gravity Fissure? That'll do. 39 points of damage, but halved.
Travis and Sam discuss the possibility of taking U'kotoa out with Hideous Laughter ...
Oh, and now Czleb is getting CRUSHED ...
Oh, so they're actually gonna TRY this Hideous Laughter thing? Now they're workshopping the bad joke ... Holy fuck this is ACTUALLY gonna work? Seriously? 54 POINTS OF DAMAGE?!!! Bloody hell ...
Jester moves the Cylinder and it burn him more, but also hits Yasha. Fair trade, I guess ... Invoke Duplicity! Whoa ... FOUR Jesters? Holy fuck ... and Matt DOESN'T HAVE four extra Jester minis! XD He uses Otohans instead ... hmmm ...
U'kotoa tries to get in Fjord's head ... but the Wildmother keeps it out! Nice!
Instead U'kotoa gets ITSELF in a Tidal Wave in order to hit everybody else. Oof ... Fjord, Beau, Jester and Kingsley take 38 points of bludgeoning damage and they're knocked prone again! AAAAAAARGH!!! The others take half but at least they keep their feet ...
Fjord aims the Cone of Cold for the back if its head, but zlso has to try not to hit Beau with it too ... hmm ... 66 points of cold damage and THE HEAD IS ESSENTIALLY FROZEN IN PLACE in the water! Okay!
Ooooh ... and the eyes are BLAZING bright yellow now ... wait, LIGHTNING now? Seriously? Shit ...
Beau manages to DODGE it and Dragleb is immune, but everybody else takes half damage ... 18 points of lightning damage! Oof!
Kingsley gets proper bitchslapped by the Legendary Action, but then when he gets up he deals 8 points of sneak attack, 11 points regular and 5 points if FIRE damage on a single hit, then more on the next ... then pulls back for cover. Okay ...
POP POP!!! Beau deals 10 damage on the first, then 15 from a CRIT on the second! Sweet! Flurry of BLOWS, I love it ... oooh, she's using its own lightning damage against it? Nice one ...
Yasha's going for an eyeball! Yes! Oooh, what's this? 21 points of regular, 6 points of fire damage! Okay! Second hit is 18 points plus 8 pounds of fire damage! Oooooooh ... but no, she CAN'T do Sentinel with Jester's duplicates ...
Dragleb grabs U'kotoa by the face and just BELCHES Lightning Breath into it! Whoa ... I'm sorry 12 D10 of lightning damage? Hmmmm ... so that's 62 points of damage! Fuck ... on 2 chunks that's 124 points ... sweet fuck that's a lot of damage ...
Yasha gets a reaction through Sentinel, do she lands 30 plus 5 points of fire damage! Oof! She GRABS ITS TAIL SND JUST SHOCKS IT!!! Travis: "Aww, that's some BOSS SHIT!!!"
Veth tries Voltaic Bolt again but not on an eye ... then Sam rolls MASSIVE and Laura chastised him fir trying to play it safe. Still, Veth gets 56 points of damage! So it's still good ... thrn he trll her the worst joke ever ... urgh ... c'mon Sam! Have mercy!
U'kotoa tries to get into Fjord's head again ... and this time it WORKS?!!! Oh shit ... and now it's PUPPETTING HIM?!!! So OF COURSE he goes after Jester. 25 points of slashing damage! FUUUUUUUCK!!! But at least he snaps right back out of it. But it's BAD ... Jester is HURT, but clearly she's PISSED too.
Holy fuck, she's casting Mass Heal through her duplicates ... 700 POINTS DISTRIBUTED BACK among everybody in ONE MOVE!!! Holy fuck! Liam: "This is more than she healed us throughout the ENTIRE CAMPAIGN!!! Cue a whole lit of divvying up throughout the party! This is like her finest hour since that fucking cupcake! :3
Another cannonade! More crazy dice damage math! It's half damage but it still counts for a lot!
Alright SERIOUSLY, how many more hit points does it even have left?
DRAGONS CAN USE SHIELD?!!! Oh that's BEAUTIFUL. Travis is in FITS of laughter!
Nope, instead U'kotoa just rolls shit and just wipes out one of the dragon duplicates instead.
It bites Beau again! 56 points of piercing damage! AND SHE'S SWALLOWED!!! Fuuuuuuuck!
Yes, 30 hits Yasha ... oooh, Absorb Elements? Oh no, that doesn't work. So it still hurts.
Fjord casts Arcane Gate from the boat and jumps through to the other side of the battlefield.
Oh man, that's a NASTY hit on Jester ... it's so bad she slurs as Kingsley asks if she's okay ...
Kingsley's jumping in again and ... oh, CRITICAL HIT!!! Nice! 14 fire, 15 regular, 10 force damage! NOICE!!! Andnow there's FEAR in those yellow eyes! Second hit's just as sweet ... now he's diving in snd swimming crazy fast for the head.
Beau has the Cape of Montebanc! That's 1 Dimension Door! Yes! She gets out and it's gross as she lands back on the deck! Phew ...
Gods this is EXHAUSTING ...
Yasha's going RECKLESS now and ... OH FUCK DHE HOT THE HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS!!! She grapples U'kotoa and let's Fjord tske the hit, so he funnels Dragleb Turtle's lightning into the serpent's face! Four Eldritch Blasts! AND Kingsley gets stabby! Jester Inflicts Wounds! Beau augments the lightning damage! And Veth swings down the rigging into the Portal and ...
OH!!! I FORGOT about the Fluffernutter! That's so perfect! XD
The serpent sinks like a fucking STONE ... but no, the beast is STILL not dead ... just brought low.
Dragon Turtle takes Fjord down into the deep ... IT'S HEALING!!! SHIT!!! DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!
Fjord grabs hold and summons Zehir through the mark ... ooooooh, this hurts, this sounds AWFUL!!! Fuuuuuuuuck ...
Gods, is Fjord REALLY just gonna go ALL THE WAY DOWN?!!!
Three crystals? Oh shit, that's not good ... Far Step! Phew ...
Okay, so THAT'S finally done with ...
Jester's relieved and more than a little aroused seeing Fjord alive and very naked ...
Shit, the mark's still on him ... and also the crystals are still active. But the Wildmother's still with him, so ... maybe it's gonna be alright ... whoa, SHE HEALED HIM!!! Sweet!
Oh dear, not Stone's Throw Shipping again ...
Aaaaaah, denouements ...
Yasha footrubs sounds GORGEOUS ...
Hahahaha ... the return of Martina Stewart ...
Only ONE of the kids dies in the camp this year. But they got better ...
Jester becomes Exandria's answer to Banksy. With dicks.
Oh! Kingsley gets their banishment from Darktow rescinded ... ah, by becoming THE NEW Plank King. Of course.
D'awwwwwwwww ... Essek comes back at last ... he can't get enough of that sexy scruffy wizard, clearly ...
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Twenty-four things I noted about the The Mighty Nein Reunited Part 1 “Unfinished Business” :
May I suggest the unofficial title of this one-shot : The Mighty Nein : Horny On Main
Can I first just say that everyone looks so hot. And by that, I mean the cast AND their character with new art (Yasha's hair oh my god)
Veth is ready to open her kids camp, which may or may not be a front for money-laundering quote-unquote "blood-money" from the Gentleman. I LAUGHED SO MUCH, IT'S SO ON PARR
Marisha is describing Beau as exhausted from work and ready to go home to Yasha and very respectful of work/private life boundaries. Liam, coming for Marisha's throat : "Have you started role-playing ?"
MARTINA STEWARD i love Ashley with all my heart
Oh my god I have missed Jester & Fjord's relationship so much, I love how Laura and Travis's banter is done.
I loved the prequel of the adventure so much, just slices of life of the Mighty Nein.
Love that Caleb finishes his lectures with good philosophy and a barely veiled critique of the Academy ways : "Make time in your studies for history or you will be doomed to repeat it. History is littered with sharp-minded individuals like yourselves who bit off more than they can chew, and it somehow always comes back to bite them in the butt !"
Travis choosing to play Fjord still having no dignity cleared my skin, cleared my crops, etc etc. Marisha, wheezing : "Even the NPCs are hazing you !!"
the popcorn SAM WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
oh my god I thought for sure Jester was going to die again
WELP. WHAT AN INTRO !!
YEAAAAAAAAAH THE CREDIIIIIIITS I'VE MISSED THEM SO MUCH. longest prologue ever, but worth it
the envoys of Uk'otoa : "Where is the traitor ?? Where is the key ??" Fjord's face :
Fjord sacrificing the key to save Jester's life (and Travis doing it to move the story ahead), is something that can be so very juicy.
Jester and Sendings, a gift for the ages
oooh my god, tears, tears of laughter, Sam you cheeky bastard. "Veth is coming, too." SHE SURE IS !!
I love that Fjord and Jester are in a relationship, and Kinglsey is just casually observing them be awkward and in love on the side, eating popcorn.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand more tears of laughter as Marisha double-downed of that. I blushed so hard. Oh my god, that was graphic and great, I am in awe.
Zadashian in the streets, Xhorassian in the sheets ? I need that apron NOW
"Should we contact Caduceus ?" "...Naaaaaaaaah, he was sort of useless most of the time". Poor Caduceus. At least Yasha is in kind-of-contact with him
I love how Jester described her and Fjord's house, it's basically an art studio that they began to transform into a house, but they're not enough around to completely transform it.
Amazing shenanigans of Beau, Veth, Kingsley and Yasha just taking off from their respective eagles and just do amazing acrobatic shit amongst the tree jungles.
Caleb, renamed 'Ceagle' when he was an eagle, now Caleb again : "Oh... I can't tell if my back hurts from the fall, or from Beauregard kegeling me like a vice for the entire trip." Beau, very proud of herself and her vibrant sexual life : "Sorry, I got a good grip." (Bonus Travis, exasperated by the lesbians : "... okayyyyy...") (Bonus Matt : "This is a horny episode. And that's saying something !)
The Mighty Nein being obsessed with one random monkey and feeding it and then of course the monkey is following them loudly and distract Beau enough that they fall into a poisoned fungus trap : honestly, so on brand.
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