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adharastarlight · 2 years

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James: it could be worse, its not like he's calling me Fleamont

Sirius: Fleamont? why would he call you Fle- oh my god.

James:

Sirius: James F Potter. Its not just an F. Your middle name is Fleamont!!!

James: SHUSH

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

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chasingthestarss · 1 month

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Sirius: you know James gives Regulus flowers all the time, I think you should do that too.

Remus: …okay…

*the next day*

Remus: *gives Regulus flowers

Regulus: ???

Remus: I don’t know, I’m confused as well

Sirius: I MEANT GIVE ME FLOWERS! NOT MY BROTHER!!!

Remus: WELL THEN SAY THAT!

Regulus: They’re lovely thank you

James: Don’t steal my man Remus!

Remus: I GIVE UP!

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #marauders incorrect quotes #regulus black #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #jegulus #jegulus incorrect quotes #wolfstar #wolfstar incorrect quotes #moonwater #sunseeker #starchaser #remus and regulus were friends #regulus is confused #but down for some flowers

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theprongspotter · 6 months

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Euphemia: *sighs*

McGonagall: They never listen, do they?

Pomfrey, rubbing her temples: It’s exhausting.

Hope: Being a mom is hard.

James, sitting down beside them: Tell me about it.

#marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #gay dead wizards #james potter #james fleamont potter #james is the mum friend #euphemia potter #effie potter #hope lupin #minerva mcgonagall #minnie mcgonagall #poppy pomfrey #james being james

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linnea-bowiesversion · 1 year

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Marauders and Reg group chat

Remus: who the fuck added me to the group chat?

Sirius: >:O language.

Regulus: yeah watch your fucking language.

Sirius: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGGIE TO SAY THE FUCK WORD?!

Peter: ‘the fuck word’

James: You guys use the f word all the time??

Regulus: Merlin’s beard you don’t have to censor it.

Peter: say fuck James.

Regulus: Do it, James. Say fuck.

#Peter and regulus would be MENACES together you can’t change my mind and frankly you can’t prove me wrong either #James would say literally anYtHinG else than a curse word.#he’d say duck muck shite mothereffer etc. you get the point #Remus would like to not be in that chat #honestly there would be constant chatter between Sirius and James and regulus would annoy Sirius to the point of murder.#peter would pretend to be everybody’s friend but he’s scheming on his own (with regulus at times)#marauders #marauders era #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #remus lupin #wolfstar #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #peter pettigrew #young peter pettigrew

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dickmastersfruit · 10 days

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*Regulus just existing*

James: I wanna throw money at him

Sirius: Die

Remus: ...

#bbgwrites #marauders incorrect quotes #also all of these are based on conversations with my friend if u were curious #regulus black #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #the marauders #marauders #merauders era #wolfstar #jegulus

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that-bitch-kat3 · 2 months

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“bella is a unique kind of crazy where you kind of have to admire her commitment to it.”

-sirius black attempting to explain his family to the marauders

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wzrd-wheezes · 15 days

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things my friends have said as marauders quotes - part 3

sirius: do you want to hear a funny story?

remus: oh god, here we go.

sirius: i went on this trip a few years ago and i met this girl and i ended up kissing her-

james: where is this going. i’m scared.

sirius: and when i got home i told my mum and she was asking me loads of questions about it

remus: right?

sirius: so i told her what her name was and she just looks at me deadpan and goes “that’s your cousin”

james and remus *mouths open in shock*

sirius: not like, first cousin or anything

remus: i can’t believe you just voluntarily told us that

james: if i’d have lipsed my own cousin, id be taking it to the grave with me.

sirius: funny story though innit.

#this is a genuine conversation my friends had #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders headcanons #marauders #remus lupin #james potter #sirius black

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adharastarlight · 2 years

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James: *suggests using a pensieve when wolfstar is bickering about who came onto whom*

Remus: I think you don't want people to see you begging me

Sirius: Moons please

Remus: ah, a preview

#marauders #james potter #dead gay wizards #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #remus x sirius #remus lupin x sirius black #remus john lupin #sirius orion black #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #the marauders as friends quotes

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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months

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Barty: Is that a hickey?

Regulus: Oh, no. I just, I…fell down

Evan: On Potter’s lips?

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chasingthestarss · 3 months

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Sirius: REMUS! I BURNT MY HAND!

Remus: Quick, put it on something cold.

Sirius, putting his hand over Regulus’ heart: Ahh, much better

Regulus: Fuck off

#dead gay wizards #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #remus is the mom friend #remus and regulus #regulus and sirius #wolfstar incorrect quotes #wolfstar #sirius is a little shit #the black brothers

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aficionadoenthusiast · 1 year

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james isn't just the mom friend. he's the mom friend with the giant mom bag with individualized snacks, water, peter's inhaler, sirius' epipen, remus and regulus' meds, everything they couldn't fit in their pockets, pens, everybody's change, etc

and everyone thinks it's so wholesome until the day he pulls out a joint and a jack daniels

#james potter #mom friend james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #regulus black #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #jegulus #marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect #marauders incorrect quotes #hc #headcanons #marauders headcanon #marauders headcanons #funny #memes

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thedvilsinthedetails · 5 months

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James (looking at Regulus) : it’s totally normal for a straight guy to want to kiss another guy. Like straight people have gay thoughts right?

Sirius (looking at Remus) : oh yeah 100%. Pretty sure everyone has gay thoughts. I’m straight, I should know.

James : oh cool because I’m straight too. Just checking though.

#And that my friends is what I mean when I say James and Sirius double in stupidity when they are together #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #harry potter marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #james being james #sirius being sirius #sirius black #james potter #james x regulus #remus x sirius #fuck jkr #marauders fandom

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ecstarry · 1 month

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"The Letter" thank you so much for your prompt @plzandspanku 🤍✨

“James, what is this?” He was staring at him, a piece of paper that held James’ heart was between Regulus' fingers.

“I think you know, love,” the words barely left James’ lips as the weight of what was about to happen settled on his chest. Rejection. There was no strength left to question Regulus about why he was in his room. James avoided Regulus’ desperate gaze, hoping that as long as he didn’t meet his best friend’s eyes they could remain like that for a little longer.

He closed his eyes as he heard Regulus footsteps exit their room. He’d rather go blind than see him walk away. He knew, when he first saw the curly haired boy crying hysterically in his porch because of a scraped knee, James knew he would forever love Regulus. He took care of him then, and he never stopped since.

He allowed his body to sink him to the floor. Right as the tears began to fall, the same footsteps he had memorized at twelve years old were coming back to him.

“This one is mine,” James looked up at Regulus and was met with a crumpled piece of paper being offered to him. It read: To James, my love and best friend.

At eleven years old, as the brown-eyed boy healed his scraped knee, Regulus had also known.

all of my microfics with your prompts are here

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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madam pomfrey: you were hurt pretty bad last night, do you remember anything?

remus: i remember the ambulance ride here

pomfrey: we are at hogwarts dear, there are no ambulances

remus: i could have sworn i heard a siren

peter: that would be james

remus:

pomfrey:

james:

james: well EXCUSE ME FOR BEING WORRIED-

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number1abbasupporter · 8 months

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Lily, after finding out about Jegulus: i know something you don’t know!!!!

Sirius: what? tell me!

Lily: nope, can’t. it’s top secret

Sirius: Lily!

Lily: it’s about James and your brother

Sirius: did they get in a fight?

Lily: no

Sirius: are they conspiring against me?

Lily: no

Sirius: did they buy me a gift together for my birthday?

Lily: no

Remus: I love you Sirius, I really do, but you are so oblivious

Sirius: what?

Remus: *pointing to James and Regulus who are hugging in the hall*

Sirius: maybe he tripped and James caught him

Remus and Lily: *sighing*

#the thought of them dating not even crossing his mind is so funny to me #it’s okay bc i’d b the same way if my sibling was dating my friend #wouldn’t even think it was a possibility #marauders era #marauders #lily evans #remus lupin #sirius black #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #jegulus #james x regulus #starchaser

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