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tkingfisher · 1 year

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This is my husband Kevin with one of his Houdan hens. She does not reliably come in out of the rain, so her head floof has gone from Twisted Sister to The Cure. (He named them all after rock stars, but I can’t tell them apart.)

This is Lachesis. She is molting. Molting is hard. (Lachesis was one of three bantam Cochin hens named, collectively, the Fates. Clotho loves the rooster, Lachesis is the one who goes broody and raises chicks, and Atropos got eaten by a predator, the irony of which does not escape me.)

#chickens #the man loves his chickens #there are worse hobbies

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laurents-secret-diary · 4 months

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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

#captive prince #damen #damianos of akielos #damen of akielos #kings rising #prince's gambit #ITS HIM ITS MY GUY #also can i just say #i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs #but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight #diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton #i bet he burns like a lobster #you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3 #i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN #TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT #I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos #if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by #damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it #who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach #god out of fear maybe #i would never live it down straight up never #that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh #caprisun

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thiccsys · 2 months

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fuck he’s so majestic and beautiful

#undertale #utmv #undertale aus #swad #swapdream #swad sd #hes so #meo #i love his wings #wings #chicken wings #meooww #actually the beautifulest man ever

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soleilenchaine · 1 year

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i think the best part about meursault's food diss critique is that for yi sang's turn, he actually dropped so many puns with yi sang's name in his rant yet he is still absolutely brutal and straight to the point, without losing his monotonous delivery

and yi sang kinda just,,, has to take it bc he must have been both impressed that meur managed to use so many homophones of his name in his rant yet those words must have definitely stung

#limbus company #meursault lcb #yi sang lcb #hell's chicken #love that we're seeing more meursault characterisation #the man is hilarious and actually does emote a lot #it's just... he's so deadpan and monotonous and i love love love it #his va is so good at delivering his lines it sounds dry and deadpan but if you listen closely its got so much nuanced emotion #(have i also been non-stop listening to meur's voice lines??)#answer: yes #i am unbelievable normal towards meursault

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thesoupisburning · 2 months

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right so you guys ever think about the spectre telling the narrator that hes more similar to her than to a person?

what "her" was she referring to? the fragment we call the spectre? the way he can only be perceived, not perceive himself? the ghost of him, the ghost of her? all of her?

im just. thinking. i always think about spectre. she has. a lot to say that i think is overlooked in favor of more common favorite routes like moment of clarity and the tower, but shes one of my favorites, and shes one of the only ones who SEES the narrator, save for wraith, who is. also her. or nightmare. and she says that hes not really a person. like her.

of course, that makes sense, we think shes a ghost and dead, so she is. but him. is the echo a ghost in the classical sense? is that what she meant? or are there layers?

she says he's not really like a person. what is a person to her? is she comparing the narrator to the "shards of broken glass on the floor" are her interactions with us and the voices the only "person" she knows?

i love love love when this game separates the narrator from us and our voices. i love it so much i think about it daily. props to tower for "layer of grime" that fucks so hard.

i don't have a thesis im just. thinking. how much of the narrator is left. really.

#sigh.#slay the princess #the spectre #the spectre stp #the echo stp #the echo slay the princess #the narrator stp #the narrator slay the princess #just thoughts man #my lovely partner presented a great concept today: the bird with teeth is his sona #while thats funny as hell i also think that that line of thinking makes. iogiuhuiogh it makes sooo much #like thoughts #i love the narrator i hate him so much #i need to pull him apart like a chicken bone #if that is his sona is his. echo. a comment on what we leave behind #our creations as extensions of the self?#or is it just meant to be literal. this man killed himself to destroy death for his world.#a part of him lives on in hell #infinite hims across all realities #but which part? a persona? an object? a skeleton?#how much of the echo is the creator? just how sentient is this guy #in other words. is he a literal ghost like the spectre #or is he something else entirely. a child created in the father's image #okay peace and love i will think about this For Ever <3 #soup shut up challenge #burntsoupwords

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helsenn · 1 year

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no one ask but here I offer you : Vash's french dub

(He’s dubbed by Bruno Magne and I just love his voice on Vash aaaaaaaaaa)

#Trigun #Trigun Vash #Vash the Stampede #french dub #trigun 98 #rubber chicken man #i love him #i love his voice #he scream

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giddlygoat · 3 months

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life is short post willace were-rabbit angst on main

#FOUR POSTS IN ONE DAY i was so scared i would forget to post some art if i didn’t do it Now #ANYWAY. let me explain this comic #first off i hc wallace still transforms every full moon bc he deserves it. as a treat #and he just has a big ankle chain in his basement lol so he doesn’t go on a rampage and cause a ruckus #and they think willard oughta know about this sooner or later so gromit takes him down to meet were-wallace on a full moon #and willard just gets overwhelmed. it’s a lot to process and the newness of the situation makes him extremely anxious so he freaks out #he feels bad about it the next day bc ultimately he doesn’t give af if his bf transforms into a giant rabbit monster on the regular #but it was just a LOT to process at once and i think wallace would understand sndfwuhilvwirughth #WHATEVER MAN I JUST THINK THEYRE NEAT #apple pie with cheese #no id #giddly’s art #chicken run #wallace & gromit #willard tweedy #cotwr #were-wallace #between me and pant-eater we have drawn so many comics where willard ugly cries HSJSHDBSJSJ #what can i say. i love me a sopping wet paper bag of a man 🫡

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martyrbat · 9 months

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jla: welcome to the working week

[ID: a monitor screen on the Justice League Watchtower. In it, Wonder Woman is looking over her shoulder and saying, “... Can handle the Killer Croc break-out... Tell Batman to take a power nap or something...” END ID]

#NAP TIME !!!#love the idea that the jla takes turns handling some threats because bruce is so so sleepy....#man is taking modafinil to stay up for a week straight before alfred makes his famous nyquil chicken #c: jla: welcome to the working week #crypt's panels #wonder woman #diana of themyscira #wonderbat #<- bc they are cute.....

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illegiblehandwriting1 · 5 months

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frankly i think the best way to differentiate fanon sky and canon sky is to take a look at groose's redemption arc. both forgive him for the bullying but fanon sky says "he didn't mean it!" Canon sky says "i deserved it"

(for reference, canon sky is sky as shown in the game/inferred directly from sksw)

#chicken scratch #smoke & ashes #lu sky #linked universe #would like to say that this post came to me about a hypothetical ghirahim redemption arc #and the post very nearly works albeit at a more extreme level (because yknow. the Murders)#but the problem is that groose antagonized link specifically #but ghirahim didn't give a shit about link he was just fucking around the first time you meet him #he only plays with link because he's in the way of getting to zelda #so link doesn't matter to him he just wants to hurt zelda #and that's the difference. theres why a ghirahim redemption arc would never work #sky doesn't give a shit about himself his low self esteem takes care of that #but as soon as you go after his loved ones it is over #sky is such an emotional person #he loves quickly and it's so easy to weasel your way into his heart #and it takes a very special kind of antagonization *cough hylia cough* to make him hate you forever #UNLESS you come after his friends. shortcut to being in the bad books forever.#he will kill you for one (1) corn chip #his low self love plus his high emotions and love for his friends equals this disaster of a man #and is why canon sky would never say i deserve it about ghirahim #he fully believes ghirahim is an asshole (which is true) and NOTHING he does is deserved #in skys mind nothing ghirahim did to him matters #it's the fact he wants zelda that means all bets are off and ghirahim's fucked #it's not about sky it's always about his loved ones #but i have indeed read fanfic where fanon sky is like oh this is ghirahim he tried to kill me it's all good now #so yea fanon sky would still say he didn't mean it #ok but like twisted ghira redemption arc where he realizes demise isn't the allpowerful master he thought #this god was just beaten by a pissed off teenager yknow what a fucking joke #anyway #ghira ends up thinking a lot about it being like so demise wasn't the right guy to follow

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pinkdean · 11 months

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#every fic seems to give him this nice tiny perfect print #but im a messy cas truther. i think he has to squint and cock his head to read his own note from 5 minutes ago #wow love going in my drafts and finding unfinished posts i have no memory of making #anyway so true past me that man has chicken scratch

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pissbbyy · 18 days

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uhh there’s like 3 hours left b4 it ends buut happy trans day of visibility to one of the most t4t couples in media woo!!

#trans day of visibility #i’m ignoring canon they r both still together & happy & jesse is burning his trans gf’s breakfast rn #he can’t cook anything other than uhhhhhhhh #haha yeah #jane loves him 4 it anyway #today jesse let jane take him out to a new art museum cuz she’s been trying to broaden his tastes #but they had to compromise #jesse got to play limp bizkit in the car & jane hated it (he did it all for the nookie)#badger forgot that easter falls on different days every year & thought that every easter was trans day of visibility #cuz trans people hatched out of metaphorical shells like chickens (hope ur reading these tags bro this was directly inspired by you lmao)#& he was like “damn man #that’s hella smart thinking i’m surprised the church was so on board with that”#jesse is totally also letting jane design his next tattoo #trans headcanon #obsessed w/ the idea that jesse didn’t know jane was trans when they first started dating #& when jane posts abt trans day stuff #he’s just like “wow my gf is so supportive of her trans bf i’m so lucky”#question would walter be supportive yes or no #transgender #transmasc #transfem #transmasc headcanon #transfem headcanon #breaking bad #brba #jesse pinkman #jane margolis #jesse x jane #t4t

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elitehoe · 3 months

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Rare Tony Schiavone interviews where he's not getting verbally and physically abused

#that man fights for his life in these interviews sometimes #chicken you're so sweet i love you #mark briscoe #tony schiavone #aew #aew lb

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daincrediblegg · 9 months

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#y’all I am. literally so unbearably unwell about new meat prison hari for some reason #couldn’t tell ya how but he’s really doing something for me #is it the prospect that he might change his thinking on emotions being insignificant? that in his century in the time out box he might have #figured out something of how he fucked up just a little? how he’s softening up to gaal a little and maybe starting to feel bad???#is it the idea that a man so absorbed in math can finally understand the balance he needs in his own life not only for his plan to be #successful but also to allow himself feelings for individuals that he’s been repressing the whole fucking time???#is it the prospect of this man being as tender as a chicken strip??? yeah you bet it is #hari seldon #foundation #I’m gonna go throw up I’m too emo about it #I love it when an idiot like that goes soft and it’s such a rare thing I really hope they let jared do it #and not yoink it away from me this time

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nicoscheer · 9 months

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Love how he not only takes a week off to visit his mom but also that he shares that with us 🥹🫶🏽

Miles gettin some homemade meal cooked with a mother’s love

Also can we talk about how Billy Fury (tlsp covered his wondrous place) looks like 2013 Alex

Bet it took him like 15 minutes and two dozens of selfies to get the perfect shot 🤣🥹 and his mom just watching him rolling her eyes fondly

He called themselves Babies 🥹🥹🫶🏽

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ONE MAN BAND - TRACK BY TRACK WITH NIHAL ARTHANAYAKE - WATCH NOW ON YOUTUBE

We are now only 11 DAYS away from OMB being out in the world. COME ON!

To entice you even more to get on this new record - I sat down with my friend @therealnihal to take you through every track on the album.

There was only ever gonna be one man for this job - @therealnihal is not only one of the realest journalists I've ever met, but he is also an absolutely wonderful man who loves music as much as I do.

We shot this back in April before I had done any interviews about this record and whilst the record was still in that precious 'keep me under wraps' zone - so

I'm at my rawest and most exposed here.

I hope you enjoy.

Love you all ❤️🙌🏽🐢xxx

Another bit of the interview where he’s taking bout meeting Lana del Rey. Love how comfortable he’s around Nihal (who’s def asking the right questions) and just generally in love with this two minutes video. I could literally listen to him talk and gesticulate for eternity.

Also Arielle Immediately commenting after he posted it😙