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#the man has zero chill
your-so-sexy-ahaha · 1 year
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Renee: and then my parent was brutally murdered in prison
Neil: god, I WISH-
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ew-selfish-art · 6 months
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DPxDC AU: Ellie was going to beat the shit out of this space cop if he was lying…she might just do it anyway but, like, fr she’ll throw down on Danny’s behalf.
Enter scene following a bad tandem clone + identity reveal where in Danny is captured and wounded, Ellie escaping just narrowly. She manages to get Sam and Tucker on her side and together the three of them save Danny. (Where was Jazz? Why couldn’t she find Jazz?)
Ellie has traveled all over the world, has seen its hospitality just as much as its hostility- besides Danny liked space right? Mostly, Ellie is panicking and, being unable to think of a place to take Danny while he’s bleeding out on her, she just goes… up. Out of the atmosphere and just beyond the satellites. It finally feels far enough away, tho she didn’t take them beyond the moon, she has limits to her paranoia thank you.
Imagine to her annoyance that apparently someone actually watches for biological materials leaving and re-entering the earth! Total Bullshit! She’s needed to make a number of trips back and forth to get Danny food and water and medical supplies- and she’s doing a damn good job of getting him stable. Too bad she hadn’t realized the ring guy following her sooner.
Turns out he’s “made a report” and “will find them justice” and “wants to help”. Yeah right. She throws down with him as best she can, and he clearly doesn’t want to hurt her so he keeps letting her get away with Danny in tow. Danny is sleeping through most of this but a few times he lets out a woop or a go get ‘em.
Eventually Hal calls the only person on the team with a single paternal bone in his body (even if it was only a single one most days). Pulling Batman into a spacesuit, into a ship and across the atmosphere shouldn’t have been that easy- though it was obvious how his agreement came immediately after Hal mentioned the wounded and entirely isolated twins he’d found.
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iooiu · 1 year
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mature... sure thing bud
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hcrdknocklife · 3 months
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continued from here for @citrusfield
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Given how tight his schedule seemed to get during this time of the year, Edward had not managed to make it into the office until it was mid-day. With his annual fundraiser being a success, he had spent his morning with a handful of journalists while he had visited his constituents. Some might consider it a publicity stunt, which it was, as he could not exactly deny it. But there was something about visiting his childhood neighbourhood after becoming an elected official that he had found to be a humbling experience. It kept him grounded, while also ensuring him a his much needed votes for the next election. After all, these people were bound to vote for one of their own. In spite of how charming Edward might have seemed that morning, it was safe to say that he had been in a desperate need of caffeine. With a fundraiser that had lasted well into the night, an early morning interview with the press, and a constituency visit that had lasted several hours, the first thing he had done when he had arrived at the office was make his way to the break room to brew himself his usual dark roast. But it certainly seemed to have worked in his favour, considering that he had found Imogen all alone in the room, which in itself had become a rarity these days with how busy they both were. "It was." Edward stated, his tone quite casual as he stepped towards her. "I wish you had been there. I spent the whole night charming some of the richest women in the city, dancing with each, and every one of them until they were convinced to write their checks." He smirked, leaning closer towards her to whisper in her ear, his hand gently resting at the small of their back before trailing lower. "You know, I would have saved you the last dance."
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birdybellicose · 9 months
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Truly watching and understanding Spiderverse is knowing that even tho Miguel is built like a brick shithouse and is conventionaly handsome, Hobie is actually the suave casanova of the group and an absolute dangerous flirt when he wants to be~!
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crossbackpoke-check · 5 months
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V random but I’m in my Brockpetey feels could I listen to your 46 60 playlist!!
of course!! the first playlist i mentioned in the tags is actually not mine—it belongs to ash @notthequiettype and is a soundtrack to their wonderful fic Lake Rules (go read it if you haven’t already!!! highly recommend!!!)
annnd this one is my personal brockpetey vibes playlist
happy listening!!!
#liv in the replies#sadcanucksfan#also!! ash if you want me to unlink/untag please let me know and i will!!!#this one got bumped up because it’s currently relevant (i just posted brockpetey content) the rest of them will be scheduled in the queue 🫡#if i don’t do it now i will lose all links and ability to find things#as for my brockpetey i have zero reasons for any of the songs besides minnesota. it’s all vibes no thoughts.#minnesota to me is the quintessential brock petey song topped only (but really equaled) by charm you (also by samia)#like minnesota i would love to say is a joke but i really heard that song for the first time YEARS ago and went oh my fucking god.#i’m going back to minnesota huh#and then CHARM YOU??? AN ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ME PERSONALLY????#you’re telling me there’s the lyrics ‘kissin you would be like kissin on the USA’ & ‘flying while i’m lying that i hate LA’ & it’s not 406?#(addition that i wasn’t gonna tell you but i have to tell y’all because it’s relevant to Me. samia is so so so so good live.)#(also i haven’t added it to the playlist because it’s sad but kill her freak out has narrative potential as brockpetey. also????#they’re all somehow petey pov to me. sometimes people just get assigned bands in my head for no reason & i think samia is petey’s vibe band.#BESIDES bbno$ which is canon lmao. spiritually petey is a samia song to me i guess idk why either sorry but kill her freak out#is a (seemingly you know how i am) unrequited brock/petey for when brock got his gf. thank u for your time i hate it too just listen to it)#also no statements about my music taste i will cry. if you hate it don’t tell me if you have recs do tell me#although i do have a joke playlist compiled of all the songs brock has been screencapped listening to because. why not. it’s fun and also#has that man ever listened to a single lyric in his life. what the FUCK is up with your chill playlist bud none of those songs are chill.#lovingly. ripping my hair out. the amount of times he listens to fast car like???? girl are you okay.#anyway this is ur reminder i miss stalking people on spotify let me see your music taste cowards.#ALSO#IF I THINK TOO LONG ABOUT PETEY IN MINNESOTA I WILL LOSE MY SHIT SO I AM NOT JUST KNOW THAT I CLICKED THE FIC & SKRTED I CAN’T HAVE EMOTIONS#if i did not have someplace to be at precisely 7:50AM i would be having a full breakdown please believe me.#oh also ALSO bonus points if you figure out what the numbers in the name are :)
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intertexts · 1 month
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hm.
#how do i tell my sister that while i appreciate the thought it is in fact not nicer if she takes the couch occasionally and lets me have my#room sometimes. first of all i HATE disruptions like this it's kind of even more distressing 2 be able 2 sleep in#my own room for one night and then i can't again!!! that sucks net zero!!! second of all She Has My Quilt.... trying very hard 2 be normal#and chill about this and not like it's one of the few things i really really really hate other people using & causes me distress etc.#also like i explicitly said 'hey haha don't do this please' & then she did anyway. which she does!!! i forgot about that!!!#also like man i dont fucking want to sleep on someone's used sheets & blankets that's gross. so im arguably less cosy than i would be. gggh#this all seems like.... very minor and stupid im sure however man im like constantly in a state of middling to severe distress over this#shit. because i in fact also hate people going through my shit or being in my room and also having no privacy however#im very good with suppressing and or masking how much i hate it usually!!!!! but dude she fucking hung her laundry & underclothes#to dry or air on top of my fucking books on my shelves. like. ghghhh hate it hate it cant SAY i hate it because of the everything!!!#ok. sorry. minor pressure cooker escape valve complaining over now im gonna go sleep awkwardly on top of the blankets on my own bed with#some throw blankets. leaving my door open for the beafts if she closes it in the morning bc she thinks she knows what i want ill scream.#txt#neg#this is like private kvetching btw ok i love her dearly it's just unbelievably frustrating.
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bittwitchy · 1 month
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oh no, i have a type
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vesperfloyd · 1 year
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If this isn't Javik
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darehearts · 7 months
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' who threw the first punch? '
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❝          it  was       ME       no  matter  how  you  look  at  it.       fighting  an  android  version  of  myself  was  not  something  i  ever  thought  i’d  get  to  do  during  my  time  in  space,       but  life  is  full  of  surprises.          ❞       the  captain  laughs  in  the  comfort  of  how  far  this  adventure  of  his  is  in  memory,       a  distant  recollection  in  which  he  blacked  out  the  parts  where  he  lost  two  men  on  Exo-III  while  exploring  underground  caverns.      
❝          there  was       NO  WAY       to  tell  the  difference  between  me  and  him.       obviously  he  didn’t  eat  food     .  .  .       he  could  also  be  programmed.       eventually  he  was  killed  by  another  android.          ❞      
just  another  day  in  the  fleet  for  James  Kirk.      
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❝          we  were  initially  there  to  save  an  esteemed  scientist  who  we  later  found  out  was  a       CRAZY  MAN.       he  was  creating  androids  in  hopes  to  provide  humanity  immortality,       because  he  figured  out  a  way  to  transfer  people's consciousness.       including  his  own  by  the  way                        yeah,       this  is  a  very  long  story.          ❞
star trek meme. ★  |  accepting mutuals only !
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suguwu · 2 years
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can’t stop thinking about being assigned a new mission and when the elders tell you that you’re partnered with zen’in naoya for it, you plaster a confused look on your face and say “who’s that?” just to watch him throw a fit
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uzaydenizanasi · 1 year
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Only my version of pg saiou is canon and i know it
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cloudbattrolls · 6 days
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how does anyone write characters flirting without dying of embarrassment. well. it's somewhat easier for me with the ones who aren't complete freaks, because it feels less embarrassing, but unfortunately it is also funny when the freaks flirt.
it just feels insane that it ever works for them.
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akchually · 4 months
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spankymonty · 4 months
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my best friend's uncle who's cool as fuck is in a small time popular indie band and I'm terrified of looking up his band on this fucking website bc if I find someone running a stan account for him I will have to look that man in the eye with that knowledge next time we hang and I just can't do that to him or me!!
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for the first time in my whole life im studying for an exam a whole month in advance and it’s SUCH a weird feeling
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