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s3rpents · 2 years
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Miss Calloway ✨🌸🌱
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genocidalfetus · 11 months
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KERRYMANCERS, WHERE YOU AT?!
Reblog this if you romanced Kerry Eurodyne and lemme know what you love most about him in the tags! The rockerboi deserves some motherfuckin' recognition!
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homoeroticvillain · 5 months
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actually since i was name posting, i think everyone should know i decided my middle name is spike ages ago. cause one of my middle names was already a buffy character like legally and the other started with s. and spike is just a sick ass middle name lets be real
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2d-reality · 4 months
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Little Things (The Greedy Secondborn)
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characters: Mammon, GN!MC navigation: Lucifer | Mammon | Levi | Satan | Asmo | Beel | Belphie content/warnings: little things you do for the brothers, out of love. fluff. established relationship (implied you are dating all seven brothers equally with the exception of mammon whom i love more) word count: 584 notes: Each brother has their own part, linked above. I am still my own editor and I loathe editing, so please forgive any mistakes!
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It’s no secret you baby Mammon. Even, and especially, when his brothers make his life a little more difficult with their sibling antics. It’s certainly lessened with you around, as any off-color comments are immediately met with a harsh glare and sometimes a short word of admonishment. 
But even you can only stand so much of his klepto tendencies. He’s good about your most precious things, for the most part. Once, when you were still new to the Devildom, the heirloom necklace you had been unceremoniously transported with went missing. It was the only piece of home you had left, aside from your clothes, and you weren’t proud of the breakdown you’d had when you’d discovered its absence. You were so caught in your grief, and anger at every one of your newly-minted demonic housemates, that you didn’t notice the absence of your guardian for nearly two full days. 
It was Asmo who returned your presently most prized possession; you’d been so relieved to have it back that you’d kissed both his cheeks through tears, uncaring of how it had returned to you and unaware of Mammon’s soulful eyes peering from around the doorframe of your bedroom. You had noticed he seemed out of sorts over the coming days, but chalked it up to his avoidant tsundere behavior. If you’d known back then he’d swiped it, in a moment of unawareness, gripped by his sin as he so often was, you might never have forgiven him. 
Your relationship had evolved since then, and you wouldn’t dream of being cross with him now, especially if you learned that he’d hunted for your necklace, shook up every fence he had connections to, levied a hefty charge on goldie with the curiosities dealer that ended up with it, and weathered the lecture from Lucifer as a result without a word, all to see it returned to you. 
He’d been much more careful with the things you held most dear since then. He’s more observant than anyone would give him credit for, especially regarding you, his shining jewel. But you knew that he was as much a victim to his sin as his brothers, and you had learned to cater to it, even if you didn’t know about his crusade for your necklace. 
Lucifer (at least partially at the behest of Diavolo, you presumed) had established an allowance for you. You, ever independent, picked up shifts at the local spots when you could to earn your own money, but you wouldn’t lie, having a little extra to keep up with the elite (which you could forget the brothers were, at times) was nice. It was also nice to have a couple extra grimm to stuff in a pocket, or a drawer, for Mammon to take when his fingers got a little sticky. He ended up spending at least some of it on you, anyways; a popup cafe, a second dessert at lunch, a trinket that reminded him of you. He would vehemently deny being so sentimental, but the twinkle in his eye when you graciously accepted whatever treat he gifted you and returned the favor with a kiss twice as sweet was enough evidence for you. 
If he knew you were purposefully leaving it in the same places every week, and never commented on the hit to your budget, he never mentioned it. You never said anything either, happy to make his life as easy as you could. It was no secret, after all, that you baby Mammon.
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kombuuuu · 10 months
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gwen romantic hcs or scenario please? 🥺🤲
Spidery Romance.
Gwen Stacy x Fem!Reader
another bunch of headcanons (and snippets, ur favs) with my favourite girl 🤍
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GWENNBBBBB MMMWMAH HHHNG WEBEWEBWEEEHHHH
Gwen: Blue
You: Pink
Dad Stacy: Black
A cat..: Purple
mom friend this, mom friend that
how about just mommy?
is a HUGEE comfort roll in the realtionship
will do little things for you that you wouldn’t even realise
like keeping random containers because she knows you like them
jars 🫙 🤍‼️
she loves taking care of you, loves being who you go to for things
it makes her feel needed, which we know she struggles with
so she loves a partner who’s more co-dependent, like she is
“Baby?”
“Help.”
“Honey, what am I supposed to do with that?”
“Open it, please“ :(
“Oh, you sweet thing… What are you going to do with an empty pickle jar.”
“You’ve eaten all the pickles?”
“I’m… going to grow an ecosystem.”
ABSOLUTELY steals shit for you
she’s not rich, seeing as she doesn’t exacccctly live in her own universe
hey, star crossed lovers are multiversel..
so she steals
just nicks things from the mall she thinks you’ll like
little trinkets or anything small and shiny she can find
also cat figures
small, cute cats. she loves anything about them and will go out of her way to take em for you
(you think she just wants to deny the fact she loves the cats. or stealing)
your OWN little klepto cat
(you both love that game)
“Hey, Sweets.”
“Oh-! You’re home!”
“And I brought a cat.”
*gasp* “What breed !!”
“No clue, but look it’s tail moves.”
Will take you out to movie dates any time she can.
never really knew how to treat a lady so she takes notes from stupid eighties shows
will throw rocks at your window
or climb up the tree next to your house and break in even though she could just go thru the front door.
buys (steals) chocolates in heart shapes and roses to decorate your bed
it’s not even valentines she just wants too
don’t forget the candles and scented bath salts with a whole ass spa set up in your bathroom
“Baby? Wh—“
“[Name]! I missed you.”
“I missed you too, babe.”
“What are the flowers for?”
“Our anniversary’s not ‘til September.”
“Beautiful, we don’ need a reason. Just wanna appreciate you.”
smile and giggle like a little bitch? of course you will
Will eventually tell you about her spider woman endeavours
she’s guilty of hiding it from you
when you trust her so much
slipping out of your shared bed at night to go patrol feels
dirty.
She finally caved to her subconscious and spills it
you don’t freak out on her but she can tell you’re stressed
she tries to comfort you even when you have to opportunity to ruin her life
you could end it between the two of u right then and she’d forgive you
but not herself
“I’m spider-woman.”
“What?”
“The hero, [Name]. Well, vigilante I guess—“
“What the hell.”
“Baby, please. I know I should’ve told you sooner—“
“Do you know how much danger you’re in? Are you crazy? What happens if you get hurt and I’m not here? Fighting crime like that. Fighting villains.”
“I know, sweet girl, I know.”
she comforts you through it while you basically have an existential crisis in her name
you’re more scared she’s going to get hurt
or worse
than you are betrayed,
you can get why she kept this a secret
it takes you a couple week to hone down the worrying
gwen is hella patient with you 🫶
“I don’t like this. You’re putting yourself in harms way, and it’s careless,”
Guilty stare
“,But i’m not gonna stop you.”
“Thank you, [Name].”
“Please don’t die on me.”
“I won’t, baby.”
and when your finally calm you can kind of see the appeal in it
she convinces you to let her swing you around the city
and despite you both knowing you’re probably gonna pass the fuck out
you agree cause it’s cute
“Gwen.”
“Yeah baby?”
“I think—, maybe you don’t understand what I mean by ‘I don’t like heights’.”
“Wh— Oh.”
“What d’yu mean ‘Oh.’?!! You only just realised??”
“I come up here so often, it’s like a second thought!”
“It’s the fucking Empire state!”
“Ehh…”
She’ll take you nice places around brooklyn
mostly high up
to let you see the view
and to finally see you in it
she draws you any chance she gets
especially when she takes you to those places
shes been to em so often that she’s got muscle memory for the line to every building, but now she gets to trace the contour of your face around it too
will web you to the building if you ask
just so you won’t fall
“You know there’s not a single universe where I wouldn’t catch you, right.”
“There’s a first for everything,”
She snorts “Sugar—“
“I love you, Gwen. And trust you with my life. I do not, however trust wind.”
“Understandable, love you too.”
When you meet her dad he’s a little skeptical at first
only because you’re so nervous and he’s taught to be suspicious as a cop
but eventually he likes you, and you him
your both like old pals and it confuses gwen
he takes on a very fatherly position in your life
one you missed out on
gwen is ecstatic
the two people she loves the most in the world like each other
the stars aligned for her
she tells you about her struggles with him and is glad it doesn’t affect either of your relationships
“Do you treat my daughter well?”
“Dad, please.”
“Gwen, it’s okay. I’d like to think I am, sir.”
“Cause if you hurt my little girl, everything you do to her will feel a lot worse for you.”
“Dad!”
“I would never hurt your daughter Mr.Stacy, I love her. It’d be stupid of me to let her go.”
He smiled and clapped your back
*groan* “Why.”
she likes to keep you comfy
kinda has a thing for the housewife vibe
so she’s willing to do a lot for you
she’ll notice how empty it is in your house when she’s not there
it’s quiet and lonely
so totally for you (and not also her)
she’ll get you a cat
a small black american bobtail
she had found him while on patrol
saw a box left littered at the park and decided to pick it up
closer she got, more ‘mews’ she heard.
when she saw a short, stumpy looking kitten in the box
her heart melted
so obviously she took it
“For [Name].”
‘mew :3’
“Co-parenting practice.”
‘mmrp’
“God damn it.”
loves the cat with her whole heart
and so do you
you name it Peter
he’s adopted but he doesn’t need to know that
when he does something bad you threaten (emptily) to put him in back out in the street
“Go get a box, Peter. I’m gonna make your momma put you back where she found you.”
“He can’t understand you, baby.”
“Yes he can, look at how he’s looking at me!”
“See his face!? He’s so mocking me!”
:3
“Sure, baby.”
EEE 🤭🤭🤭
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survivalove · 4 months
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Katara the selfcare queen
Every canon instance or mention (that i can rmr) of Katara indulging in selfcare in the middle of a war because I find it quite amusing yet fascinating.
I may or may not have made a post like this before but I wanted to expand on it.
1. Skincare routine
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In 1x14, The Fortuneteller, Katara reveals she has a special seaweed lotion that she carries with her for soft skin. (Avatar Extras also made a point of saying that it smells…?) She even offers to get Aunt Wu some, as if she has extra. So my question is, who is this plug that she gets her steady supply of seaweed lotion from? 😭
Real-life: Seaweed has been used in skincare for thousands of years, first recorded in ancient Chile. Nowadays, seaweed extract is pretty common in skincare products especially from emerging brands in Nunavik and Iqaluit, Canada.
My headcanon: This is probably a recipe Katara picked up from the older women of her tribe, so she just plucks some seaweed whenever the gaang stops by a body of water. And she definitely makes it in cute glass jars and shares it with her fellow healers in the Republic City Hospital ✨selfcare queen✨
2. Spa Day
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I just find this funny because when and how did she even find this spa? How long has she been going by herself? Look how comfortable she is like dhjfjcd she’s definitely a regular and they all know her.
Real-life: Saunas are pretty modern, starting up in Finland around 1112. (In canon, I think a firebender and a waterbender run a sauna in Republic City so hey.) Mudbaths on the other hand have been around for centuries and people have been doing it at any naturally occurring hot spring they can found. I don’t even have to tell you about massages so
My headcanon: Katara always knows where the spas and selfcare places are wherever they go. I definitely think she scooped up some stuff at the perfume abbey in season 1 (because she’s a kleptomaniac). I also headcanon she would have a spa setup in the back of Republic City Hospital because selfcare is healthcare too. Also, Aang gives her massages at home and he’s surprisingly good at it, but, Katara sucks at massages and Aang never lets her do it to him after that one time 💀
3. Yoga
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In 3x11, Nightmares & Daydreams, Katara teaches Aang yoga to de-stress in a hot spring. My thing is, when did she learn about yoga and how often does she do it? We needed the Katara yoga mini shorts special. The kids would’ve loved it.
Real life: Yoga originating from ancient India is practised in a variety of forms in Hinduism, Jainism and Buddhism. The poses they do are the Upward Salute and the Wide Legged Forward Bend.
My headcanon: I imagine Katara must have read about this at the Air Nomad Section of the Spirit Library, given the cultural heritage. Knowing her she found a yoga scroll and swiped it (can you say klepto?). This is another selfcare thing she does with Aang because it’s his culture! They do it every Saturday until he starts complaining about his old bones 😅
4. Hair care
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Katara also wears a special cap on her head when doing yoga which I assume is to protect her hair from the steam 🤔 I just found it very interesting since we hardly see her hair covered. Then I also realized Katara is the only character shown actually combing her hair and styling it like 4 times: from the bun-braid, to the formal earth kingdom look, to her fire nation look and finally the bun with her hair out.
Real life: I typed so many things and I finally found something similar called a chinoiserie satin skull cap? (sorry pic limit). It’s similar in design and even has a tassel like Katara’s. Focusing on her hairstyles, the signature “hair loopies” are actually based on a traditional Inuit style known as qilliqti and her earth kingdom look is based on a traditional Manchurian style called liangbatou.
My headcanon: Like Katara’s mysterious seaweed lotion recipe, she probably makes several haircare products for herself, and has a major hair routine. So, it would make sense she wears protective caps from time to time. I also think both Hama and Katara are tied to the myth of Senna, the Inuit sea goddess, through the comb Katara uses which I headcanon is the identical comb Hama had in her home (again klepto).
If there’s any more selfcare moments I left out, please feel free to share or reply with your own Katara ✨selfcare queen✨ headcanons!
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feralforfruit · 2 years
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i saw u did lemon dating hcs can you do the same but for Tangerine?🫶🏼
I really shouldn’t be doing this at 7am when I have a long af day ahead of me but my serotonin levels are way too high to sleep away these thoughts so, baby, I gotchu.
What it’s like to date Tangerine // HC
Warnings: harsh language, mentions of guns/gun violence.
Pairings: Tangerine x fem!reader
Baby boy got those klepto hands as we all know but ever since he met you, it has definitely gotten worse; but in his mind it is for the better because anything for you.
When you first started dating, he would give you a book in every date and then next date he would ask your thoughts on it. It would take up a good chunk of your conversations so he knew it was a good way to get to know your mind.
He likes to grip your thigh every opportunity he has. When you guys are in the car or at any event, always one hand squeezing or rubbing up and down on them. He especially enjoys it when there is no fabric in the way.
Tangerine is a sucker for head rubs. But if you tug at his hair, baby, he will try his best not to groan; but that’s mostly when you are in public. He would give you the biggest wide eye stare as almost a warning of what you’re doing to him. Although, when it happens in private, he doesn’t hold back one bit.
“Oh fuck, darling. Why’d you go and do that?” he would say before gripping the hands, that were once tangled on his curls, pin them up against a wall above your head.
He also loves to give praise and bro praise plus that accent is just heaven on earth right there. “So fucking good for me,” he would usually say, combined with his large hand stroking your head.
Tangerine knows how much you love his accent so he likes to be close to your ear every time he speaks to you. Even if it is simple things like saying, “Can you grab some eggs on the way home, luv?” he would say it in almost a hushed tone, right by the side of your face.
But don’t get me wrong, he only does that when you’re having conversations between just the two of you. When Lemon is involved, he will be his very much over the top self. He is naturally much louder and condescending than the average person.
“Lemon, if you explain to my girl how much of a Percy she is, one more time, I’m going to bash my head through a fucking wall.”
Thing is, he can also tell that in the right moments, you love it when he turns up the volume.
A good portion of when you see his more psychopathic side is when he gets jealous. “I’m going to fucking shove my gun up that bellend’s ass cheeks if he thinks he could get away with chatting up to MY lady.” He always gets so red and heated with his veins protruding and all. But you can usually calm him down with a some kisses and nibbles on his ear.
He really is a total softy for you. Even so, he still manages to be the most dominant man you’ve ever met in your whole life.
“I got you some chocolates because I know you’ve been feeling a little under the weather so you are going to sit your pretty little arse on the couch and enjoy it, alright, babe?” Like ugh soooo demanding but soooo soft at the same time!!
daddy… no further questions…
He also enjoys to just lay back on his elbows and watch you do anything. Cooking, getting a drink, dancing, changing (especially changing). He gives you such a stinging stare of lust no matter what, and it boosts your ego every time you notice.
a/n: i am so obsessed with this man; i swear my mind can put him in any scenario. but for now i gotta exist in a world where I have to get my headlight fixed before i go to work so i hope you enjoyed! ❤️
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phxntomsdusk · 4 months
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phxntom’s masterlist
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previous masterlist (sirenbrainrot) | fluffmas | 200 followers
events;
100 followers
valentine’s day
wilbur soot;
fics/oneshots:
Flying out - fluff , GN!reader
My forever - fluff , GN!reader
It’s paying off - fluff, GN!reader, tutor!Will
Science fair - fluff, GN!reader, student!Will
Kleptomaniacrow - Klepto!Wilbur x GN!reader
Rainy - angst, fluff/comfort, Softball!Wilma x GN!reader
Mr. Loverman - angst, GN!reader
“Make me” - fluff, Softball!Wilma x GN!reader
Past life - angst, slight comfort, Klepto!Wilbur x GN!reader
series:
Hunger Games AU series - fem!reader
Softball!Wilma series - GN!reader
Baseball!Wilbur series - GN!reader
Klepto!Wilbur series - GN!reader
headcanons:
Grim reapers helper - Klepto!Wilbur
Goth!Wilma / Goth!Softball Wilma - Fem!reader
blurbs:
Sleepy boy - fluff, GN!reader
Pinky promise - fluff, GN!reader
“I love you” - fluff, Softball!Wilma x GN!reader
“Gotcha” - fluff, Dadbur/Dad!Wilbur x GN!reader
Distraction - fluff, GN!reader
Musician roommate - fluff, GN!reader
“You’re blushing.” - fluff, GN!reader
Spoil it all - fluff, GN!reader
Karaoke night - fluff, Softball!Wilma, GN!reader
Love like a dog - angst, fluff/comfort, GN!reader
She’s a lady - angst, Fem!reader
Clavicle - fluff, GN!reader
“You’re okay, trust me” - fluff/comfort, GN!reader w/hypochondria
chuckle sammy;
fics/oneshots:
Pretty when I cry - Ted, fluff, comfort, GN!reader
series:
headcanons:
Cliche tropes - Ted, fluff, GN!reader
blurbs:
Butterflies - Ted, fluff, masc!reader
Unusual - Jschlatt, fluff, GN!reader
Heartstopper - Charlie, fluff, GN!reader
Hugs & Hot cocoa - Charlie, fluff, comfort, GN!reader
Pretty picture - Ted, fluff, GN!Artist!reader
Playground insults - All three, platonic, GN!reader
Playground insults 2 - All three, platonic, GN!reader
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sitp-recs · 1 year
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Happiest of birthdays to the one and only Crow! I won’t be tagging them since they’re currently on hiatus but this was a great excuse to finally do a (much) belated reclist. Crow has been on my radar since I first read The Other Cottage - I was immediately taken aback by its intriguing atmosphere, original plot and the mindblowing ending that had me gasping in delight. You can bet I did my due diligence and quickly devoured everything else from their catalogue, which was how I realized I had found another incredibly talented, another favorite author to hold close to my heart.
Crow explores the themes that fascinate me the most - life, time and mortality - and even their dark fics (a genre I don’t normally indulge) feel so thought-provoking and cathartic. There’s no best feeling that knowing you can trust that one author to tick all your boxes with every fic, no matter the story, trope or ending they go for. Crow has written a little bit of everything (and I tried my best to include different flavours here) but I’m not gonna lie, their poignant and aching angst is my ultimate jam. Some of these fics changed me in deep and lasting ways, and I’ve talked extensively about one or two of them. It was so hard to keep this short and not highlight all of Crow’s 27 works, but here are my top 10 favorites. As always this is a 100% personal rec list but there’s a bit of everything here so I hope everyone can find their thing and enjoy these just as much as I did. Don’t forget to leave them kudos and comments to celebrate Crow’s day!!
♦️ Magpie (E, 4k) - klepto Harry with a dark edge is everything we didn’t know we needed! Such a brutal - and brilliant - fic, I was completely enraptured by his charming characterization and the ending left me breathless
Potter doesn't steal because he needs anything, Draco quickly learns. He doesn't do it because it makes him feel anything. It isn't about power, and it isn't about control. Potter just does it because he can.
🥘 Mise en Place (T, 5.4k) - a tender and tasty treat, with lots of kitchen flirting and food porn. I live for sweet pining!Harry and their mutual obliviousness, it never gets old. Short and sweet as all good things are!
Draco needs to learn how to cook, and luckily, Harry knows his way around a kitchen. The fact that Draco is using his newfound cooking skills to impress another man... Well, Harry just tries not to think about that too much.
🔪 The Thousand Deaths (E, 6k) - yes yes yes suicidal vampire murder husbands bound to live eternally!!!! This is a genius concept that once again blows my mind, I love the dark humor and overall depressing tone, it’s so uniquely cathartic. Every murder husbands fan has to go read this now!
When the Kedavras don’t work, they try wooden stakes. When the stakes don’t work, they try blades. When the blades don’t work, the truth spills between them like the vast, churning ocean — eternity, inescapable.
🪞 The Other Cottage (T, 6.5k) - here’s your spooky treat for the day, this fic is so creepy and clever and atmospheric it will immediately lure you in. This is unlike anything I’ve read so far. Masterful pacing and a delicious pining Draco spiralling towards a breathtaking ending!
If Pansy wasn’t shagging Ginny Weasley, Draco would never have been dragged to Luna’s ridiculous Halloween party in the first place - meaning he wouldn't be sitting in the corner of the room with Harry Potter all night.
🌌 An Emerald In The Sky (M, 6.6k) - an all-time fave of mine, my whole heart belongs to this time travel masterpiece, achingly bittersweet and heart-wrenching. It’s impossible not to fall in love with Harry through Draco’s POV, it’s impossible to stop thinking about this love story once you’ve read it.
The hardest part about shagging an Unspeakable is that they’re not allowed to speak of anything. All Draco knows is that Harry works in Time. Harry works in Time, and while he’s out there in all of that time, it is as unforgiving to him as it is to anyone.
📱 With Hands Full of Dusk (E, 15k) - it’s a crime that this story is so low on kudos and comments but I hope this ends now because wow, I’ve never read something so quietly atmospheric like this. Intriguing plot and brilliant execution exploring the fascinating combo of mystery, excitement, frustration and loneliness surrounding a researcher’s life. Also: phone sex my beloved!!!!!!
Harry thought he'd found what he was searching for after the war. But as the quiet life he's earned begins to unravel at the seams, he finds himself searching instead for an elusive, mythical creature found only in lore and legend - with none other than Draco Malfoy as his companion.
🪢 The Seventh Life (E, 18k) - vampire Draco and mortal Harry as doomed lovers across lifetimes yes please!!! Is there anything more romantic - or devastating?? Another tender, haunting and bittersweet love story that left me in shambles and I thanked Crow for it. I am obsessed with this plot and the feels it gave me ugh how can I go on with my life now
If Draco had looked the other way, he may never have seen him again. But Draco turned, because he always would have turned. He found him, because he always would have found him - in life, in death, or in Paris.
🐍 In The Company Of Serpents (E, 25k) - love myself an intriguing case fic and this one is so creative and engaging! Fabulous setting, hot Parselmouth Harry and a brilliant take on Astoria, one of my favourites in fact. I adore the tentative Drarry dynamics and that bedroom sex scene is absolutely phenomenal, oof big smut rec here guys 🔥
There’s something wrong with the serpents at the Greengrass Ophidiarium. Luckily, a certain Parselmouth just might be able to help.
✉️ Twelve Moons (T, 27k) - cottagecore Drarry for skin cleansing, this soft slow burn mended my heart and it’s a great pick when you’re in need of comfort fics. It was a delight to follow this in real time too, v creative storytelling!
Harry Potter lives a quiet life, running an inn with his two best friends. Once a month, Draco Malfoy comes to stay. A real-time fic that takes place over the course of a year; updates every full moon.
🪴 Buds, Blooms, and Beards (E, 27k) - sex education fics are my jam, especially if it’s an experienced and sexy Draco guiding Harry through his bi discovery, yum! You’d think this is all about smut but it’s actually a gentle and comforting story about trust and friendship, one of the best portrayals of Harry & Ginny as friends and confidants, and a delightful “coming out” slow burn!
Harry and Ginny have built an easy, happy life for themselves after the war. They run a thriving plant shop together, they have a great relationship, and they're definitely not gay.
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random kaz headcanons cause s2 kaz owns my heart
he can have full blown conversations in spanish (or french cause of the parapluie scene in mighty med) but for some reason, can't recognize that he's not speaking english
^it takes chase playing back a recording from his hard drive for him to realize
^then he'll playfully make fun of chase (for funsies) for having a hard drive
he really likes dying his hair and it either looks terrible and he'll cover it up or it will look amazing and people fall in love (he 100% had frosted tips once in his life and immediately regretted it)
^he covers all of the bad dye jobs with black dye and it shocks everyone when they find out that his supposedly natural hair color isn't actually natural
he can do a backflip (he just gives that vibe okay??)
he's actually a great cook but he's messy and doesn't want to use the elite force compound's kitchen because he's too used to his kitchen's layout back at home
he likes having people sit in his lap (like not in a sexual way, just like in general, it's comforting)
^there will be times when the elite force members will just sit on him (either cause they didn't notice or think they'll get a reaction out of him) and he won't even flinch, he'll just sit there, scrolling on his phone or having a conversation
he 100% makes "that's what she/he said jokes" (im right!! this is so right it's basically canon)
he owns thousands of hoodies but only wears the same 4-5
he wears vans (you can't convince me otherwise)
he had a klepto phase as a kid (literally in canon he steals pens a lot so im basically right)
he used to have a true crime podcast but made himself too scared to sleep so he stopped
^he's thinking of starting it up again now that he's less jumpy
he 100% just jumps and/or latches onto people for the fun of it
^chase will just be at his work station and suddenly there's a kaz hanging on his back. oliver will try to make a sandwich, and suddenly there's a kaz now attached to his torso and sandwich ingredients on the floor
getting dressed to go see movies was one of his favorite things as a kid (like how people wore pink for barbie and suits for the gru movie)
he can sleep standing up and even though the rats also technically sleep standing up it still freaks them out
^it also freaks skylar out (even though she's an alien)
he used to make fun of chase for owning sound-proof headphones (bc he wasn't using them for music) but after stealing chase's when he was out one day, he now owns a pair and loves them very dearly
he hates documentaries with a passion and will dramatically turn one off if someone dares watching one (even if he's in a different room)
okay it's getting lengthy so im gonna stop here
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catindabag · 9 months
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (31)
Lucky: Welcome back, everyone! I’m your host, Lucky Flickerman! And for today’s show, I’ve invited our Mentors to say hello!
Mentors: Hello, everyone.😔
Lucky: Anything else you might like to add?
Festus: Will there be marmalade at the After Party?
Sejanus: Can I sit next to Coryo? He’s my boyfriend and fiancé.🥺
Coryo: Is this going to take long? I still have an essay to finish.
Domitia: Where’s Jubilee?
Lysistrata: Can I promote my products here?
Urban: What’s my name, Lucky?🙂🔪
Palmyra: Do you have health insurance?
Androcles: Is your wristwatch a limited edition?
Gaius: Wanna hear a funny story?
Livia: How’s the weather, weather boy?
Lucky: Wai- wait a minute! I’m the one who’ll be asking the questions! Not you!
Felix: To be fair, you asked first.
Lucky: *sighs* Kids these days.
Casca: *sitting with the audience* I knew we needed that rehearsal! I knew it! My dumb kids-
Prof.Sickle: Are doing this to gain more sponsors for the school. More sponsors, more money, Casca.🙄
Lucky: Going back! The first question is for our dear Felix Ravinstill!
Felix: Fine. Fire away, Lucky.
Lucky: Felix, is it possible to ask the President of Panem to extend our summer holidays-
Felix: Next question please.
Lucky: Right! So Mr. Snow, when will your wedding with Mr. Plinth take place? And am I invited?
Coryo: After graduation. Next quest-
Lucky: Can Jubilee-
Coryo: No! Your stupid bird’s not invited.
Sejanus: Sorry, Lucky. No weird talking birds allowed.
Lucky: But am I invited?
Livia: Next question, weather boy!
Lucky: So how’s the mentorship going?
Urban: Pretty great. My Tribute, Teslee is a smart cookie.
Io: Mine asked me to marry him.
Sejanus: Not good, not bad, but terrible! Marcus keeps ignoring me!!😭
Coryo: Lucy Gray can sing ✨Snow on The Beach✨. She’s now my new best friend.
Festus: Coral called me stupid. She ain’t wrong though.
Felix: The Tributes all hate me for being a Ravinstill!😭
Lucky: Well, that’s good to hear! So what inspires you? What is your personal “life motto” that keeps you going?😀
Festus: Easy! “Food is food!”
Palmyra: “If it’s edible, it’s credible.”😈
Felix: “Be the President, not a resident.”
Androcles: “I’m a klepto, not a psycho.”
Persephone: “One bite, one life.”
Apollo: “Be a good boy, not a kill joy.”
Diana: “Like Cupid, not stupid.”
Iphigenia: “Don’t be needy, just be baby.”
Arachne: “I’m the star, not subpar.”
Dennis: “It’s not a crime if you got a dime.”
Domitia: “Dogs are clever but cows are better.”
Urban: “Math is meth.”
Io: “Books! Not looks!”
Florus: “Stay indoors, don’t do chores.”
Gaius: “Smile until you die?”
Livia: “Hate the masses, pay my taxes.”
Juno: “You’re a bean, I’m a Queen!”
Pup: “You reap, I sleep.”
Clemensia: “Don’t be an idiot.”
Vipsania: “Grab them by the throat!”
Hilarius: “I’m not a joke, I’m not even broke.”
Lysistrata: “Don’t be a shill, just sell your pill.”
Sejanus: “Throw bread to the dead.”
Coryo: “Snow lands on top.”
Sejanus: Not in bed though-
Coryo: Shut it, Plinth!
Sejanus: I’m just telling the truth.
Coryo: One more word from you and I’ll cancel our engagement!
Sejanus: Oh, Coryo, my Snow Angel, don’t be shy to admit that you love it when I fu-
Livia: Ughhh! Shut up! We don’t wanna hear it!
Lysistrata: I wanna hear it!
Lucky: Yeah! Me too!
All of Panem: Honestly, same.
Casca: Nope! Not today! Show’s over! Everyone, get in the bus!
Lucky: But we’re still LIVE on TV?!
Festus: Yeah! Everyone’s still watching!
Casca: Do you think I care, Creed?! You already ruined my school’s reputation!!
Festus: Sir-
Casca: *screeches like a dinosaur*
Lucky:. . .
Mentors:. . .
All of Panem:. . .
Festus: So is the marmalade still available?
Casca: Get in the bus.
Felix: But the marmalade-
Casca: Get in the f*ckin’ bus, Creed.😡🔪
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corvuscrowned · 1 year
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my year in fic
big smooches to @oknowkiss (x), @lqtraintracks (x),  @maesterchill (x), and @cavendishbutterfly (x) for the challenge to share one line from each fic i wrote this year. it was such a nice way to look back on my year in fic writing! p.s. we are interpreting the word “one line” v loosely here folks
shades of dawn | E, 3k, angsty ginlav
The night after Lavender comes and goes, the moon always appears to be just as full as the night before, but Ginny knows that the smallest part of it is missing.
magpie | T, 4k, klepto harry
Draco thinks Potter might be able to take things from him not just with his hands, but with those eyes alone. He thinks if Potter keeps looking at him this way for long enough, Draco might just offer it all up. 
lovesick | T, 13k, healer draco, love potion victim harry
“Maybe I’m a bit tired of all of the swooning and heart eyes and —” of watching you love anyone else. Draco shakes his head. “Forget it.” 
ad infinitum | E, 14k, angsty getting-back-together + sentient house
“I love you,” Harry says. “I don’t care about any of it. I love you.”
“I know,” Draco murmurs. “You always did the most idiotic things.”
from the same cloth | T, 8k, t4t  idiots to lovers
Draco nods, and Harry realizes his face is stitched with the same nerves that are butterflying through her stomach — and the feeling the two of them are standing side by side on the precipice of something new, and there’s nothing left to do but fall into it.
undergrowth | M, 2.5k, horror + floral pining
Draco worries that Potter’s eyes might carry sunlight, and if they shine on him too long, he’ll have no choice but to grow, and grow, and grow.
the seventh life | E, 18k, vampire!draco & immortal!harry reunited in paris
“Oh, I don’t know,” Draco said. “I only know the times I’ve loved you.”
“How many times has that been?” Harry pushed.
“Since the very first time I met you,” Draco said. “Six lifetimes ago.”
ash, fire, ash | G, 1k, arsonists to lovers
Malfoy tosses the butt of their cigarette into the flames. “They’ll know it’s you doing it eventually.”
“Good,” Harry says. “Then maybe it’ll make them remember my name.”
an emerald in the sky | M, 6k, time traveling fuckbuddies to lovers
There are so many Harrys sitting in front of him right now, so many men he’s met once and then lost, threading their way in and out of his life at the sharp point of a needle. The composite sum of so many strangers, and a single man whom Draco has been fighting, from the very beginning, not to fall in love with.
with hands full of dusk | E, 15k, drarry as mythical creature hunters
But Harry is older now, and has long since learned that doubt and hope are just two shades of the same color. 
the night of the fireworks | E, 6k, porn with feelings
Harry’s mind was swirling, still slightly loopy in a post-sex haze. “You love me,” he said. “You said it first.”
“I didn’t say it,” Draco said. “It doesn’t count. Fuck off.”
twelve moons | T, 6k, innkeeper harry & potioneer draco
Draco climbs the first step to the door, and Harry joins him on it, learning immediately that there isn’t space for two, unless you’d like to see the other person up close — the way the glow of the moonlight might be captured on their hair, or on their skin, or in their eyes.
im tagging @teledild0nix, @sorrybutblog, @thehoneybeet, @orange-peony, @moonstruckwytch, @jalesidor, @basicallyahedgehog, @pennygalleon, @the-sinking-ship, @mystickitten42, @geesenoises, @makeitp1nk, and @m0srael if any of you havent been tagged!
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homoeroticvillain · 7 months
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i don't feel like people understand how insane my claudeblake obsession is, they have one interaction in game and we don't even 100% know that its actually victor...
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azureintrigue · 3 months
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FEAST MODE
I don’t know give me all the headcanons of any character you want go Pookie
Do u have a sixth sense for when I wake up OH MY GOD. Right now I am on my measly phone on measly 18%. So forgive if some of these HC’s are a bit rough or the formation is weird.
Today, Frost particularly tickles my fancy.
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Look at her and that goofy haircut. So silly.
- You already know this one, but I headcanon her as Wasian! Specifically French on her dads side and Taiwanese on her mom’s. It just seemed to fit her. I also gave her the name Hsiao Han. She grew up with just her mom in France until she was orphaned at seven or eight, and found by Kuai Liang.
- Frost always wanted Kuai Liang’s approval. She’d never had a father figure, but he did not seem to have any intent on filling that gap for her. As a child, she couldn’t help but wonder why he took her in if only to raise her as a weapon. Kuai Liang thought he was doing what was best, giving an orphan a home. Frost felt used.
- She thought then, that it was her ranking. If she could just become something more than a ninja he had to order around, she could receive the attention, affection, and validation she wanted so badly. So, she set her sights on being the next Grandmaster. By any means possible.
- Her ending is so bland and lazy, and i fucking mean that. Not once did she EVER want to coat the world in a winter wonderland, and the Cyber Lin Kuei operation was just a means to get acknowledgment, it literally debases her whole character and makes her a stock villain. Lets be real, she’d go more of a Kung Lao or Sindel route. She’d want to be praised and her efforts be seen. She’d want something that feeds into her confidence and desire for recognition, not a world of ice and snow with a bunch of robots.
- Can’t draw for shit. But she can sing, and she can embroider and sew. Not that she’d ever admit to that last one. She refuses to be delegated to patching up clothes.
- There’s like a blank space where we have no idea what she’s doin’ in the canon. So i head canon during that time she joined up with the Black Dragon. After all, she was seen fighting Cassie in one of their operated fighting rings???
- A bit of a klepto. Not like diagnosed or an actual psychological problem, but yeah she’ll just lift things from people. Pens, things she likes, never heirlooms though. She has a base-level respect in that regard.
- She can’t remember her mother’s face, only her death, and it bothers her deeply.
- Even though Scorpion nearly killed her when she ambushed him during that peace meeting, she actually…doesn’t hate him? He recognized her skill enough to not pull a single punch. She only resented Kuai Liang in the whole situation.
- She knows all the gossip, but doesn’t actually spread it. No, she collects it and then investigates to use as blackmail on people.
- Her room is a mess. Not with dirty clothes or dishes but just…messy in general. Like damn girl how do you know where anything is. She does have a big ass, soft ass, queen sized bed in her room also.
Ok i am on 14 percent my phone is holding on for DEAR life so I am gonna end this here but THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS I LOVE HC DUMPING
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eden is looking for love! 🖤
i’m doing!! a little challenge!! kind of. i really want to move along in eden’s gameplay and get them a partner, but i have no idea what kind of partner would suit them. 
i’ve decided to do a bit of a lazy take on the bachelorette challenge where i’ll take other people’s sims, put them into a group and have them go and hang out at different places and see who eden takes a liking to the most. there won’t be any rose ceremonies or eliminations so to speak, they’ll all just hang out and get to know each other. if other peoples sims fall for another person’s sim, then those two will become partners too and be friends with eden and their partner!
some info about eden:
pronouns are they/she
lesbian
young adult & a new vampire!!
materialistic, klepto & jealous 
they live for the drama and love to cause trouble
isn’t very good at hiding the fact they’re a vampire
obsessed with anything occult & paranormal
secretly a huge nerd
posts 90% of her life on simstagram so hopefully ur sim is ok w/ having no private life away from social media
guidelines for entries:
eden is a lesbian so please only female identifying sims.
young adult or adult only.
i originally wanted them to have a werewolf gf BUT i want to keep things interesting for this, so any occult or human sim is fine!!
sims will only be using their everyday, swimwear and party(or formal) so if you don’t want to do all categories, just these ones are fine!
cc is accepted but my mods folder if like 60gb so minimal cc would be nice, but it’s ok if not. just no alpha hair please!
you can provide as much or as little about your sim as you want, considering this isn’t a full-fledged challenge. sexuality & pronouns would be nice to know, though!
& finally, PLEASE tag me so i can see and download these sims! you can also use the tag #edenjamesbc 
i don’t really want to turn this too much into an actual challenge so i wouldn’t say there are any rules, i don’t mind what traits are given and how many sims are submitted as i plan on using a mod to get as many of them together as possible (but still within reason so things don’t get too laggy). i will of course be posting everything i can, but there’ll be no ceremonies and poses will only be used to “enhance” what’s already happened in game (if that makes sense? basically i won’t be making up situations with poses). the sim that ends up as eden’s partner will be a part of the official legacy!
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Hello for some reason my brain has decided to chew on AU Yellow Robed Demon can I know more about them? 👀
*side eyes old Yellow Robe Demon breakdown post*
K so I've already broke him down, like in a very overarching way so I'll just spill some bullcrap about him here:
(there is like zero consistency in this so hold on)
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So he's no longer Yellow Robe Demon (/j), he's now Hawaiian shirt demon. The dude has a massive collection of Hawaiian shirts;
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So you know how in the Shadow and Bone universe the grisha use hand movements/signs to use their powers?
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Yeah YRD does the same thing. He uses hand signs to control his sigils/magic along with his go to magic ropes.
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My dude is into disco so much it hurts. Like he heard one song and was hooked. It's the second love of his life (the first being the Jade Maiden) and if you give him the chance to pick the movie for movie night you can bet that it'll be a disco movie. His favorite song is Boogie Wonderland.
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His bestie is the war goddess Jiutian Xuannu and he's like 50% of her impulse control.
They can also share powers. Like that's how close their friendship is their chi is connected allowing them to share powers.
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He can see the FUTURE. It's a little skill he devolved once he went back to the Celestial Realm but seeing the future for him is really hard.
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He's a bit of a klepto. He'll often steal a number of things from the other gods to play pranks on them or assist in helping Jiutian Xuannu with whatever the hell she's currently planning.
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Because of the whole ex-demon thing YRD is usually ostracized by the rest of the celestials. :( so my boy has a lot of free time to listen to disco and steal stuff.
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He's still got this form! ^ It's his op form and it only comes out in really stick situations or dangerous battles.
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Yellow is his color. If he sees you wearing yellow he'll attack(/j). He saw Ma wear yellow and went like "this one I like this one"
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My fella has the most gorgeous grey hair you've ever seen. He's the one with like 20 bottles in his shower while Jiutian Xuannu has the men 3 in 1.
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He's a pretty good singer. :D as most gods are
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He has tone problems, like he'll say joking stuff with a straight face and serious stuff in a very joking manner. It sometimes lightens the mood but other times it just makes it impossible to understand what he really means.
"Wow he's a big dude, he could probably squish us like flies to be honest."
"ARE you JOKING OR you trying to say HE's GOING TO KILL US!?"
*vague shrugging*
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Nah but my man is a wolf so you best believe he's a dog person.
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