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#the jerk cousin
madmachaca · 1 year
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Pinche Gladstone, lo amo
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moeblob · 1 month
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There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.
She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"
Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.
#my characters#also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there#and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him#and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst#and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group#and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life#and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster#thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating#thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating#thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him#and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining#she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions#everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend!#cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen#and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND?#and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him#and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work#hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye#so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done#and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat#therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed#and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match#and its never romantic its always platonic#they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends#though they do become friends and hang out eventually!#yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive#oops i fell in love
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bitchynonlawyer · 2 months
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I need to move out of the house there’s Christians here and I’m trying to jerk off to gay thoughts
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 months
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Ace: Can you guys just TRY and see it from my perspective?
(Seven and Taro look at each other and they both crouch down.)
Ace:
Ace, gets his sword: I will kill you both in your sleep.
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blue-eyes-in-august · 6 months
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Me Reading We Have Always Lived in the Castle: How can Constance be so easily charmed by Charles?
Me Watching We Have Always Lived in the Castle: Oh ...
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theworldiswhispering · 5 months
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That post just reminded me there was a kid whose family my parents were friends with so we were sort of friends. But we were playing legos one time and he told me he was a werewolf and had special powers and I said oh yeah prove it. And he said I can't but it's true and I said well then I'm going to tell your parents and see what they say and he started crying
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the-fidgety-fiddler · 24 days
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Drove for the first time in 3 years today and I got tailgaited, brights-flashed, followed, and cussed at by a strange man in a stupid sports car after doing literally Nothing wrong
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cartoon-aragorn · 6 months
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is maeglin kinda nasty and also responsible for ratting out gondolin to the devil? yes
does that stop me from feeling so so bad for him? no
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north-park · 8 months
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Fighting the Broflovski rn and i removed Cartman from my team due respect for them
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irisbaggins · 1 year
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I've heard other folks with ADHD, when they're off their meds, they get hyper or distracted and so on. Me, however... I get so fucking tired it's not even funny. I will just proceed to sleep all day, without fail.
So guess who forgot their meds most of this morning and now has to deal with extreme exhaustion until their meds kick in :/
#text_iris#I am an IDIOT y'all#I have an exam to write and yet here I am nearly asleep on my couch-bed despite my mum making a racket with the sanding machine#And yes I did test the 'what happens when I go off my meds' when I forgot my meds when going to my grandparents#Going off my antidepressants for a day leaves no effect - this has happened loads of times and I have no effects with one missed days#But my ADHD meds? Oh going off that for a day leaves me so exhausted and tired that I will just pass out at a moments notice#I was so boring for my cousin since I could barely keep my eyes open#How the FUCK did I survive without my meds before how did I even FUNCTION#And like!! In hindsight! I was WORSE before I got diagnosed!#I would sleep for HOURS during the day because I was constantly exhausted and distracted#I was always tired and always sleepy!#I would often nearly fall asleep in class!!#Now even with early classes I'm awake! I've never fallen asleep on the bus home since!#Like no joke during High School I would more or less ALWAYS fall asleep on the bus and then jerk awake right before my stop#Now though? No matter how tired I am I'll always be awake#No 'my eyes are forced closed I am that exhausted'#Like my ADHD manifests as extreme exhaustion off meds. Because my body simply cannot function. My brain is overworked#It's also why I have a second dose; because my body burns through the Ritalin at extreme speeds#It'a frankly exhausting in and of itself#Which is maybe why I should consider finding something energy giving to consume#But also I'm worried it can spike my anxiety? 'Cos my meds can sometimes do that#I'd buy GamerSupps caffeine version iF THEY HAD BLUE IN STOCK#I am very skeptical to taste but Blue Rasberry is my fav thing#But of course they're sold out 😔#Anyway basically I am now suffering from exhaustion and also rising heart rate and anxiety because I took my meds late 👍#The life of me an idiot and my absolute dumbass forgetting meds and only realising 'cos I'm still absolutely wiped at 10am
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griddlegold · 10 months
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can someone direct me to a video essayist who's summarized house of leaves. it's such a good premise and i'd love to learn more but unfortunately every one of the sixty pages i managed made me want to kill myself out of rage
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quietblissxx · 1 year
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bat-the-misfit · 11 months
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GUYS MY AUNT JUST SAID SHE DOESN'T WANT ME COMING TO OUR FAMILY'S GATHERINGS ANYMORE IDUWGSVWKXIWHWUDGWHAHXIWJDJAJSBSJSJJSJA
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morethanonepage · 1 year
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the discourse about this on ask a manager is so funny to me, esp bc honestly “mama” is just sort of a filler word to describe a female person amongst some latin-american people. it doesn’t actually mean mom/mother specifically.
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volublelemur · 2 years
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a thing I didn't like about little Leia was that her parents made her at least agree to apologize to her older cousin >:(
but I loved how despite agreeing she instead immediately ran into the woods to her tree
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woman-child91 · 2 years
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TenTen can’t stand weak indecisive people. She didn’t want to take Ranmaru with them. So I’m guessing she would’ve let Sasuke stay with Orochimaru and probably would’ve given up on him.
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