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if the package directions say "cook on High 1-2 minutes" is it more fortuitous to cook for one minute, two minutes, one and a half minutes, or a different combination of minutes?
Well I'm not a arithmancy major but I think 1-2 = negative 1 minutes, which I think you can accomplish by turning your microwave inside out and if that's not right then I despair for the state of human technology 🤷🏼
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I got a referral for the nearest gender clinic!!!
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one again thinking about being stuffed with fleshlights, so you're just a living, breathing sex toy holder
can barely feel when you're fucked, just the pressure of the silicone inside you, occasionally choking on the one strapped into your mouth and throat. tied up so you're easy to carry and move around, to use like the sex toy you are
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i want medic to see someone getting kicked in the nuts and go “oof. right in ze coochie bone.”
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Before TOTK but after LU and BOTW
Spoiler for TOTK
Flora and Wild find a room in the forgotten temple with graves.
His brothers graves. Flora sees that they are all empty but there is statue on top of all of them of the heroes, second before their death. Standing tall, some older than others.
Warriors grave seems to show that his death was mere day after LU ended. He died alone, betrayed.
Sky grave is really weird. His statue look like it’s been stuck in a sandstorm for too long, there is no recognizable features of anything just the vague idea of it
TOTK prologue
Wild find all 3 of FD armour pieces. A voice calls to him in the dept
Arriving there, ( under the exact same spot , but in the dept) he find a man.
It’s sky. His spirit and body have been separated and his spirit sealed in the FD mask.
He dies, in wild arms. Wild bring his corpse to the room in the forgotten temple and place it in his grave.
Wild search the light dragon to find fi. He do find her. Her and all of his brothers corpse who look freshly dead.
Warriors clearly died not long after LU, he is still in the bandage he had after the battle. Wild realize that he look awfully young. He look terrified. Twilight seems to be hugging him, protecting him. Or warriors died on the light dragon, too late to be saved and hid in the arms of his predecessor, the brother he looked up to. The one who never really did gave him any attention, who never realized he was his successor.
Wild… wild used to have a little brother. If he take extra care of warriors corpse, if he hug him close and give him a kiss on the brow, before closing his grave, well… nobody is here to see.
All of his brother safely entombed, even the one he never got to meet, the one who’s story got told but stayed legend and myth and not flesh and bone, laughter and tears,wild continue his adventure.
As he is fighting the ganondragon he get mortally wounded. Fall on the ground, light dragon dive after him. She calls to something someone.
Hylia and link from the skyward sword prequel manga appears from a portal. ( I love him okay) First is mortally wounded. Hylia, who is herself quite diminished having just created skyloft bring ganondragon down. First and wild, the first and last hero, support each other to plant fi in ganondragon stone. Killing him and bringing the end of the cycle.The light dragon take them to the forgotten temple and Hylia follow them.
Arrived there, she make Wild and First a grave. As she prepare to leave the light dragon stop her, she turn around and meet all of the Zelda’s ghost. Sun tell Hylia about her life. About the sweet pain of mortality. That she would choose it all over again. All the Zelda are fiercely protective of their link, the way they were of them.
Tetra is the one to gently push Hylia out of the room, telling her that she has work to do. Hylia goes back in time to start the long cycle of wearing demise power down so that sky can slay him for good and wild and firts destroy his power.
But firstly, she make it so that the heroes statue above their graves look like they are all sleeping, as if they were travelling together again for some and newly for others. With fi in the middle and the Zelda as lookout, they are finally free to rest. The light dragon shall evermore guard their graves.
In the new dawn, Epona rides on. And above, a red loftwing fly higher and higher.
Got the grave in forgotten temple idea from a ao3 fic but I don’t remember the fic
It’s Who could ever leave ( but who could stay ) by sciencelings
#linked universe#the gremlin speaks#the gremlin write.unfortunately#lu warriors#lu warrior angst#lu wild#loz first#hylia#lu wild angst#bittersweet#lu sky#fierce deity#fierce deity sky#lu flora#am not tagging general zelda tag because it’s too lu in my opinion#am not sorry
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GUYS YALL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW BAD I NEED ✨FANGS✨ LIKE I NEED THEM SOO BAD. I WANT POINTY TEETH I CAN BITE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT WITH, OR DESTROY PEOPLE I DONT LIKE WITH >:3.ALSO IM NOT A FURRY (or at least i don’t think I am) BUT LIKE ITS SUCH A SHAME I DONT HAVE LIKE CAT EARS OR SOMETHING THAT I CAN PIN BACK WHEN I DONT LIKE SOMETHING OR PERK UP WHEN I DO LIKE SOMETHING… LIKE ITS JUST SAD JUST SO DARN DISAPPOINTING 😔
#i dont even know#what the heck#this is me btw#i need fangs#And ears of some sort#Amd maybe a tail??#The gremlin speaks#fangs#cat ears
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self portrait of silly me >:3
#goblincore#goblin aesthetic#goblin girl#goblin culture#goblin core#goblin community#goblincore aesthetic#the goblin speaks#gremlin culture#gremlincore#the gremlin speaks#goblin posting#gremlin posting#gremlin community#gremlin core#mosscore#moss posts#mossposting#frogblr#frogposting
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could y’all send some asks? 🥺
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just realized, this looks more like an aesthetic blog than an unholy mess! grrrr
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I'm sorry I don't like clementines I can't fit into your autumncore dark academia romanticised aesthetic I just can't bring myself to eat them I don't like them at all
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Tuesday? Already? Alright, I guess it's time to pull on my big-gremlin pants and put some hours toward my fieldwork
Got quastions only a divination major from Familiar University working on their graduation capstone can answer? The cave is open.
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silly !!!
SILLY 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Hiiii friends, I haven't really advertised it that much on here, but I have a +18 Patreon, and for as low as the $3 tier you all can see nsfw exclusives, process pics, and early access goodies ^_^ it's just about alllllll TF2 merc content, so everyone come get ya'll juice!! Additionally, follow me at @/gremlinshoard on twitter for even more smutty art! once again, 18 and older only, minors will be blocked.
here are some of the cropped promos from over the months under the cut!
#tf2#team fortress 2#my art#the gremlin speaks#pinning this for the time being#tf2 medic#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 demoman#tf2 scout#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier#tf2 saxton hale
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The only thing I want to say about the new Zelda is this:
This is a adult friendly, child game.
NOT a child friendly, adult game.
Before you complain about a plot point or a mechanic or a storyline, keep in mind
This was made for children of all ages.
( i know it was rated for 10 plus If I remember correctly, but honestly thats more to do with nudity standard and and some sexual implications, not the gameplay itself)
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We got to face the facts, dino nuggets are better than chicken nuggets
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