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kariachi · 5 years

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Okay, we are getting two episodes in today and then, I have no fucking idea after that, I’ve got people telling me there’s eps from ‘season 4′ that I should watch before Roundabout and probably before Bentathlon but honestly I need some fucking Kevin in my life and that’s the only episode with him I have access to that’s new content for me. Otherwise, I have, so little. So little I give a shit about. Just, we doing what we can with what we got, little loves. Burt Gummering our way through this series for the sake of The Child.

But, as it stand, next in line should be Forever Road, and I’ve got access to it, so guess what. And it’s got more Vin, so that should be... something.

I still refuse to like him on principal.

LaMoron has Ben-themed nightmares. Good.

Well his place is a mess ain’t it? Have you considered infesting in storage? Maybe a broom?

...the man wears his sunglasses to bed, under an eyemask. I’m just gonna kill him, I’m too tired for this.

LaMoron you really can’t blame your state on Ben. Literally all he’s done is stopped you being a complete douchecanoe to the best of his ability. Besides, you really can’t blame five-o-clock shadow on a ten-yo.

Also fuck him for having a picture of himself and Vin but very clearly not giving half a shit. Like, just in this scene alone, not even counting his last ep.

Oh look, it’s the Forever Nerd. I figured you might show up when I saw the title. Also why are you still trying to recruit people? I mean one would think you’d have your hands full enough with Kevin ‘The doctor says there’s blood in my rebellion stream’ Levin running around.

(I love that Kevin’s not useful to anyone in the long run as an underling. You either gotta mindcontrol him, which removes half his usefulness at least and he’ll fight you for every inch, or you gotta try to tramp him down into a well behaved minion and anti-authoritarianism is built into the fabric of his very being. Kevin’s are just not viable options for this shit, but people keep trying.)

Hi Phil. Still not sure you’re not evil.

...Phil that shit is not likely as far as prizes go. I mean come on, it’s a brand new company, you’ll be lucky if the prize is a Subway giftcard.

Phil is allergic to deserts. Of course he is.

“Watch out for that rabbit, I mean really watch out for that rabbit” ? Is it the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, wtf?

The man sneezed himself backwards.

Ben is going to race as XLR8, purely for the sake of Phil of course.

Oh look, Vin. Being nice again. The bastard.

Somebody needs to get Vin a second hobby. Your family is for shit dude, take up birdwatching or something.

Gwen is gonna need a vacation from her vacation.

I wanna know where the Forever Nerd gets all this tech, because you can’t make me believe he’s smart enough to have thrown it together himself. *side eyes Phil*

Ben is just screwed with regards to winning this race.

LaMoron, leave Vin alone. Fuck off.

LaMoron trying to take advantage of Vin again. Vin, no. Vin disown him. I can see why people want you to take Kevin under your wing, you both need new family and he has more than enough Fuck You in his veins for two. Throw an Argit in and you’ll have enough Fuck You for five people.

Vin is finally fucking done. Kick his ass, Vin, win the race!

I honestly couldn’t give two hoots about the Tennysons doing so.

....I’m fairly certain that’s cheating Gwen. Like, I don’t watch races a lot but I seem to remember there being a rule that you don’t just skip half the track because it’s faster. Kinda goes against the point.

So yeah, definitely want Vin to win.

Rath, distracted by the chance to hunt a mouse.

And then hunting a bunny.

LaMoron just tried to throw Vin off a cliff and he’s fucking done.

Yep, dude is being disowned.

And Rath’s fallen off a cliff. And the rabbit looks like it orchestrated the whole thing

Oh Ben.

And Ben causes LaMoron to crash. And proof more than anything than Vin is Done as a French Roast? Didn’t even slow down to make sure he wasn’t dead.

Slapback just kicking LaMoron’s ass, as I’m sure we all wanted. And LaMoron trying to turn to Vin for help, like he hasn’t pulled that card two times too many already.

And Vin wins! Yay for Vin! He deserves it after dealing with that louse.

Aw, people want his autograph, and have his picture for him to sign. He has fans. Not me, of course, but still.

A police officer just chased LaMoron out of the desert and fucking dive-tackled him.

Phil, suddenly fine not winning the prize because it supposedly turned out to be a piddly thing just like I said it would be.

Vin...

Vin ready and willing to turn down a job offer from the Forever Nerd just on the basis that he didn’t earn it because he didn’t win that race on his own. This fucker.

Vin, darling, no. Just walk away.

9/10, Vin was good enough I guess, LaMoron got beat up, but damnit you don’t fade to black like that one me

#ben 10 2.os

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