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Don’t forget to ask The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home before getting it on! And while you’re at it, the secret agent spying on you should probably get a say, and the city council, just to be safe—
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#night vale#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#this is so dumb and cursed and someone’s prob done it already but it made me giggle
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Retirement Home Rumble: Semifinals
Side A
*DISCLAIMER (PLEASE READ):
TFC was a beloved youtuber who sadly passed away last year. He was submitted and then included in this tournament as a way to honor his memory. I do not want to see anyone being toxic or disrespectful to his memory. Feel free to spread propaganda and vote for who you want, but anyone crossing a line will be blocked
Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:
WARNING: There may be spoilers
Old Queens Propaganda:
Iroh and TFC Propaganda:
#retirement home rumble#tournament poll#semifinals#welcome to night vale#wtnv#wtnv podcast#night vale#full metal alchemist#full metal alchemist brotherhood#fma brotherhood#fma#fmab#emperor's new groove#the emperor's new groove#the muppet show#muppet show#muppets#the muppets#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#pinako rockbell#disney yzma#yzma#lilly the cat#statler and waldorf#atla#avatar the last airbender#mcyt#hermitcraft#atla iroh#uncle iroh
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Propaganda under the cut
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home
She’s a faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home! She’ll know if we don’t vote for her!
Ahab
She's a gaslighting old hag with a voice actor putting their entire soul into the performance.
i support women's wrongs
Imagine if they took captain Ahab from Moby Dick, trans’d his gender, and then made her an even worse person who gaslights her crew constantly into sacrificing themselves for her cause.
ME WHEN WOMEN WHO COMMIT ATROCITIES!!!! IN THE WHALE!!!!!
#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#welcome to night vale#wtnv#ahab#Limbus Company#old hag tournament 2024#round 1
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the debate
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#wtnv#welcome to night vale#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#hiram mcdaniels#marcus vanston#cecil palmer#by me
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if you see something, say nothing 👁️
#back on my bullshit (editing my drawing too much bc the photo quality is bad)#wtnv fanart#wtnv#welcome to night vale#cecil palmer#carlos the scientist#tamika flynn#dana cardinal#drawing podcast characters is wild gotta work from my mental images and pre-existing interpretations#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#all hail the glow cloud
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“source?” the faceless old woman who lives in my home whispered it to me in the middle of the night
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#wtnv#welcome to night vale#carlos the scientist#charles the theologist#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#kasper rhodes wtnv#steve carlsberg#the smiling god#huntokar#the glow cloud#goosey rambles#kasper is the only technically desert bluffs guy on here... oops!#anyways. i am comedy and this idea has been rattling in my head for a while#I just think it's funny!!!!#also.... the last option is a bit of poor timing considering 221...#but she was ALWAYS supposed to be an option... ofc she has to be there shes my WIFE#anyways hope you gamers enjoy my horrid idea.... teeheehee!
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#wtnv#welcome to night vale#poll#it devours!#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#tfowwsliyh#mine is the faceless old woman#it’s so good#ras posts
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finally getting back into wtnv yippee!
my beloved.
#wtnv#wtnv fanart#welcome to night vale#welcome to nightvale#my art#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home
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due to welcome to night vale's resurgence in the tumblr world, i thought I'd reach out to anyone interested in listening to the show that you shouldn't be intimidated by the number of episodes. it's not a binge type of show, you can relax and take your time.
but if you're wondering what are the top tier episodes to look forward to, I'd say:
• ep 2 "Glow Cloud" - Starting out strong with the floating cat in the bathroom 🐱🐈⬛ its just a cat floating in the bathroom.
•ep 4 "PTA Meeting" - sets up a lot of lore nicely, like hey don't look at or even think about The Dog Park ok? It also features one of my favourite weather segments "Closer" by The Tiny.
•ep 14 "The Man In The Tan Jacket" - oooh man THE FANART that came out of this episode. just look up the titular character, the art slaps.
•ep 19A & 19B "The Sandstorm" - hohohoho you ain't ready for desert bluff 🙃 we are scared of desert bluff.
•ep 26 "Faceless Old Woman" - listen i love Cecil's voice but it's always a pleasure when a new voice is heard. and the Faceless Old Woman who's secretly living in your house is an icon.
•ep 30 "Dana" - DAAANAAAA!! absolutely love this storyline, go dana goooo!
•ep 33 "Cassette" - baby cecil ✨
•ep 49 "Old Oak Doors Part A" & "Part B" - imo this is the best place to stop if you'd like, because it concludes I'd say the first Big Arc. its a two part episode performed LIVE for an audience of fans, that had grown over the past 48 episodes. the episode resolves a lot of ongoing storylines, its a little fanservicey but its also just amazing. a great conclusion!
reblog and add some more of your favourite epa if you'd like!
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#wtnv cecil#wtnv carlos#wtnv dana#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#the man in the tan jacket#glow cloud#desert bluffs
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Retirement Home Rumble: Round 2
Side A
Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:
WARNING: There may be spoilers
Faceless Old Woman and Pinako Propaganda:
Yzma and Lilly Propaganda:
#retirement home rumble#tournament poll#round 2#welcome to night vale#wtnv podcast#night vale#fma#fmab#fma brotherhood#full metal alchemist#full metal alchemist brotherhood#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#pinako rockbell#the emperor's new groove#emperor's new groove#disney yzma#yzma#lilly the cat
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Hot take (neutral take?): The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home is the epitome of a web avatar. She literally spends her whole existence post-Russia influencing people. The parts where she talks to Craig, her entire monologue is about all the things she’s doing to get him together with someone who will have a kid. Sometimes her motives are very clear, like when she’s trying to win the election and she threatens the listener. Sometimes she’s not, like most of what happens in the book.
#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#the faceless old woman#welcome to nightvale#wtnv#the web#tma#the magnus archives#fear avatars
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Preliminary Round - Group B
Propaganda under the cut
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home
She’s a faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home! She’ll know if we don’t vote for her!
Marcia Roy
Cutthroat milf. Thrived in a white man's desperate degenerate world.
#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#welcome to night vale#marcia roy#hbo succession#succession#old hag tournament 2024#prelim
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the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home by joseph fink
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My favorite opening line in a book remains, "The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault." (Especially funny considering the protagonist previously WAS responsible for setting buildings on fire).
But this opener in The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home now ranks a close second for me. Poor Craig. 😂
#Welcome to Night Vale#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#I'm like 8 or so chapters in and it's REALLY good which I'm not surprised about since the podcast is amazing but STILL#the descriptions are strange but beautiful in that unique Night Vale way#and I've already marked multiple lines that are writing goals because damn this is gorgeous and tragic and lovely and odd#also seeing some personality similarities between Jane and The Faceless Old Woman which is REALLY cool#I was honestly so inspired by WTNV when I started listening in 2020 and it absolutely inspired me when I restarted TRT in 2021#so being able to SEE the writing and how the book is constructed is super neat!
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