self-arrogant and pathetic top draco begging to fuck harry... he jokingly flirts but secretly really wants harry. a loser top who doesn't know what to do with his attraction so he channels his inner douchery, saying stuff like "where's my hug at?", "OOOH you sooo want me ;)" boldly asks when they'll fuck every 2 weeks, only to go WOAH... WAIT A MINUTE?!? 😳 when harry finally agrees. lives in a state of horny confused denial. all bark, no bite. talks up a big game but can't deliver.

feisty hot and cold harry who sometimes indulges the teasing, but dreads seeing draco since he always yaps nonsense. usually rolls his eyes or ignores him. would angrily yell, "as if i'd let you fuck me, you wanker!" yet, he goes home and thinks about it. a lot. like putting draco on his knees, making him suck his cock or eat his arse. imagines teaching draco how to fuck him best. draco is annoying, yet harry craves his presence and his flirtatious touches - curse his stupid stupid heart and stupid stupid cock!!

so... mean (kinda dom) bottom harry and service top draco... MMMHH

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draco obediently sits on the floor, confused and horny, staring up at harry while his hands clutch his arse. despite the supposed obedience, he still mouths off smugly, "come on potter, let me show you how good malfoy cock is-"

only for harry to shove a thumb into his mouth, sinking down on his cock. draco groans loudly, overwhelmed by the tight heat but even more by the glorious, powerful vision of harry potter above him, looking down at him with disdain, indifference, annoyance, and most of all, arousal. he shouldn't be that turned on by harry looking at him like a pathetic toy that he's going to use. it feels so wrong... yet so good.

harry leans down, nipping at his jaw. "this is the only way to shut you up, hmm?" he tugs draco's mouth open, slipping in two fingers next to his thumb, then licking his stretched mouth. draco whimpers, shuddering when harry whispers across his lips, "fuck me as good as you say you can."